*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNN*
Oh, my! Look at the time! That was one long nap! But well, now that I'm well rested, I feel so good! I'm going to make myself a delicious, healthy dinner -I have the time to cook, after all- and then shuffle in my slippers to my library and have a good time expanding my already vast knowledge of the universe. Perhaps I'll take a break to go to the gym at 2am. Always a comfy time to go! Hmmm... I wonder what could I do next? Well! I'll figure something out. I have all the time in the world, after all!
Oh, wagie! I didn't see you there. Would you like to come over for dinner? What? Oh, yeah, it's a bit late already, isn't it? I guess you have to be up early tomorrow. Whew! The weekend flew by, didn't it? Well, wagie, don't feel down. Just remember:
Another day, another dolar.
>>38903164
>dolar
Really showing that vast knowledge of the universe my friend.
>>38903164
GOOD thread. Wagies BTFO once again xD
>>38903225
Biting that bait a bit hard, don't ya think?
>>38903225
Goodness! How hilarious! It seems that I got so very into learning Spanish that I've already started speaking it involuntarily! I guess I guess that makes five languages I can speak fluently. No te parece increible, anon? Aunque claro, aprender idiomas requiere tiempo... and not everone has that!
Another quarter, another $5,000 bonus
>>38903164
How do I become a NEET? I would love to be one. My parents would never let me be one while living with them though.
>>38903362
depends on where you live
just look up what kind of gibs you can get and get them all
i get about 18k a year from the gibs
its not much but it's more than I need really
>>38903362
Stop trying at life and make yourself useless to mankind. Pretty women will find you disgusting and no one will give you the benefit of the doubt.
>>38903164
I always wonder who makes all these threads. They are always in time. Keep up the good work.
>>38903362
Serious question: why do you want to become a NEET?
Why do wagies even go on living?
>>38903164
this is whats NEETs should be doing, but instea they just watch anime and jack off.
>>38903362
Former NEET here. Being a NEET is better in the short term, considering how bad most entry-level wageslave jobs are, but in the long term, if you have a degree and advance your career, life is a lot better.
t. former NEET
>>38903465
They have to pay for our NEET lifestyle kek
Hey, wagie, what does it feel like knowing that I'm getting your money while you do all the work?
>>38903508
That's okay. They can do all those other things tomorrow.
>>38903454
I hate working 60 hours a week just to live in my parents basement. I can't afford to move out. I feel like I would make more as a NEET rather than working a 40 hour every work job and a 20 hour a week job.