I've been invited to a wedding and I need to find a +1

>>38902596
You know they have people on craigslist that you pay to be your "date". No sexual stuff, just tellem what they need to say and your set. Get a real hottie, I personally prefer the college aged ones. Best of luck

>>38902804
Have you done this before personally?

>>38902596

You could just not go to the wedding

Do some weddings really require you bring a slut? Why? What if im in the wedding is my slut a brides maid?

>>38902596
I think I've seen movies like this, where a dude needs a +1 to be his friend's best man but the dude is a guy who never gets girls. The dude always went out with his friends to things beforehand and magically managed to find the perfect girl.

So I guess you should ask the person who invited you if he'll help you find a girl to bring.

>>38902596
Why do you need to bring someone?

>>38902804
>enabling roasties

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Just hire a classy prostitute. And get her to be your plus 1.

Every wedding Ive ever gone to Ive gone by myself. If I had ever brought a date to one, the brides would of hated me for drawing all the attention away from them.
> "Holy shit!! Is that anon?...With a girl?!?"

Who are the people getting married and why dont they already know youre a loser?

>>38902596
Are you paying at all for anything during this wedding? If not, just go there with no date, and eat as much free food as you can

>>38903671
I go alone, bfd

hire one off craigslist
hoes will do anything for $$

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That sounds made up, what kind of pathetic loser makes stuff like this up? Just put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger already.

>>38903443
Not an option. I've known the guy for 16 years.

>>38903600
Going alone to a wedding is pathetic even by robot standards. I'll look like such a loser when everyone else is their with their partners.

>>38902988
Yes, I hired a smoking hot 19 yo italian grill. I initially hired so I could smash, but when I picked her up she started talking how she's only a "event Escort". She explained that the terminology used in their ads show what they're willing to do. Usually old creepy men will hire them so they can spend a day with a female date. So long story short I took her to dinner and the only terrible part was my blue balls and lighter wallet. Just check it out dude. And actually my bad don't use craigslist use backpage. You can see pics and vids and pick from all colors of the rainbow and black.

>>38904055
That's high school logic right there, nobody gives a rat's ass if you go alone or not

>>38904055
>Not an option
Yes it's an option.
You friends with some normal fag so you deserve it.
Say something like you got sick or that your co-worker got sick and you had to work instead of him. Or outright say that you don't want to go because you'll feel uncomfortable. If you know this guy for a long time then he's probly your best friend or something and he's probly know what kind of autistic virgin you are so i bet he'll understand.

also
>all those faggots who actually paid whores to cover them
Fucking pathetic. Kill yourselves.