ITT: Post superior alcohol Pic related

Fuck off rich ass faggot

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German Beer, well any beer that is brewed under bavarian purity laws that arent full of shitty chemicals are superior.
Though not for everyone franziskaner weissbier is god tier that has been going for hundreds of years.
After a couple the funny wheat taste goes and its the best beer on earth that is ploughing mindblowing but here is the best bit, you wake up feeling almost like normal, due to it being natural and not full of monsanto globalist shite that they are posioning us with in other drinks.

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>>38902228
>expensive
>40 proof
Ill admit white russians are a pretty tasty drink but I just cant fathom paying so much for such a little amount of alcohol
If you dont care about money id recommend pic related its way better than standard

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You niggas can kill yourselves

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Drunk threads are depressing around here because everyone has the shit taste and drinking habits of college-age normies.

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>>38902480
>he actually fell for the (((anti-GMO))) meme

Get on my level, piche gringos.

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>>38903004
Fuck, forgot to post the original pic.

>>38902972
>"but... Muh taste in alcohol is excellent!"
Who cares fag. We're all just trying to drown out how shitty our lives are

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>>38903020
You're in the wrong thread friendo.

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is good, no?

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The only OFFICIAL robot answer

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>>38902228
i drink this with milk (about 1 part to 6 parts milk)

it's like the equivalent of putting baileys in your coffee, but the summer version

>>38903104

In the tiny town I grew up, I saw grown ass men so drunk they drove the wrong way down the street drinking that stuff.

It's quite good.

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>>38902228
>>38902480
>>38902515
>>38902573
>>38902972
>>38903015
>>38903063
>>38903104
>>38903130
>still drinking ethyl alcohol in 2017
REAL robots drink methanol to maximize OH/other molecules ratio

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>>38902996
He actually fell for the (((pro gmo meme)))
Whats wrong with simply wanting to keep things natural without the need of genectic modifaction and science that is essentialy making us weaker, dumber and detached from nature that will esentially turn us into the yanks from Wall-e who were unable to walk,floated about in chairs having everything done for them so they didnt have to.
Because all im saying if we keep going down this path of lazyness and cutting corners around nature such an event will happen such as World war 3 or a world wide EMP that will destoy all technolgy.

The human race is bound to become extinct due to not being able to simply look after themselves without tecnolgy.
Be it through farming and hunting and thus having rellied upon technolgy.

21 year old youngfag here. What sort of cocktails/spirits should I order when I go to bars? Obviously I can read the menu for their specials but a lot of them sound girly or are really pricey. Usually I'll just get a Sam Adams because it's cheap and has good taste (I'm not really into craft beers and flavor notes and shit but I still don't like pisswater).

>>38903485
I'll make it easy. You're still young, yet. Binge drink Miller Lite. Get hammered. Your idea that you'll just "relax" after a beer or two is something you do later in life. Now is the time to take risks. Buy the pisswater. Order the food at the bar. Eat your pizza and drink your beer like a man. When you get older (around 30), stop that degenerate behavior and just "relax with a beer or two. Something nice. A Czechvar, perhaps.

>>38902573
Fuck Texas. You'll never get your own sovereign nation.

>>38903485
Don't listen to >>38903563
's normalfag advice. Try all sorts of different drinks and decide what you like best.

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>>38903063
Tried it its Shite just a better version of captian morgans dark.
now if you want a propper drop of full proof dark navy rum get on a bottle of
"woods navy rum"
Its not like other full proof rums that taste like paint striper, but its suprisingly sweet and tastes like brown sugar whilst putting hairs on your chest as you would expect with navy rum.
Mixed with coke it is great as it turns it into a sweet but not too sweet, coke flavoured with brown sugar that has a cool looking froth residue around the glass.

But be careful its not dark rum, but navy rum and will have you fighting like popeye before the end of the night or passed out in a ditch somewhere!

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>>38903485
An old fashioned any thing other than that your a faggot or something you should drink on a beach in hawai.
A time less classic that only requires
>1 sugar cube
>club soda
>ice cubes
>angostora bitters
>rye or bourbon
>glace cherry or orange peel
And it is hands down the best tasting most universal coctail ever thought up, that can be enjoyed by anyone as it isnt to strong or sickly sweet like 99% of coctails.

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Goat tier tbqhfamm