Fembot Feels

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Just accept it already. A girl can find a nice and friendly guy everywhere. Even here. Fembots dont exist.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dCfvy5fRvi

To Asia.

And you laughed while it happened.

I can never contriboot to these because I can't think of any gender specific feels I have.

>sitting in anatomy II class
>autistic chub lord with acne tries to be my partner
why do they even let these people in? Ugh.

>>38901805
>>38901847
>>38901893
did you guys listen to the vocaroo?

>>38901740
look at you malebots, and then think that fembots are as bad as maleobots are.

They're either becoming bad guys or they're taken.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UsHVaAdOlS

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>>38901740
>>38901811
>>38902186
Holy fuck these vocaroos are gold

>>38901740
can someone please record themselves saying this in an english/australian accent-

I cannot stop shitting the fucking beds lads.

It seems to be happening every night now. Usually I wake up around 5:00AM and theirs shit. Shit in my pants and on the bedsheets. I need to shower and then go back to bed.

Why is this happening to me?

>>38901740
Please define a "good guy"
Be as specific as possible

Where's my expressionless fembot gf?
I'd like her to tell me she loves me with a completely monotone voice and vacant facial expression.

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>>38902264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uOwlSi0NUA

>>38902414
You seem really fun to be around. Why are you a robot?

>>38902482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UA5Lm1VH6D

srs fembot feels

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>>38902186
I'm so turned on right now.

>>38901811
This sounds either like a little boy or a skizo girl. Either way, NECK YOURSELF YOU STUPID SHIT OR I WILL STOMP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TILL YOU SHIT ALL 28 OF YOUR CAVITY RIDDEN TEETH!!!

i hope that "attention whore" spambot anon kills this thread too

>>38902370
I can do that. But it's because I am an empty shell of a person who will never love you.

>>38902986
post feet
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>>38902595
I Iove you originally

>>38902986
I want her to mean it when she says it, though. I just want it to be so expressionless that I'm the only person who'd believe her.

>>38902692
Yes, pls come and hurt me anon.

>>38902370
Come on, life is not an anime.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16kSWnSwcJu

>>38903315
That seems to be a common issue, yes.

>>38903415
That's some avant-garde stuff.

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>>38901740
>be fatfembot
>tried the "just dont eat" meme
>bed ridden with crippling headaches and nausea

Ask an attractive fembot anything.
Originally of course

>>38903663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BhZgg937Kg

>>38903759
>attractive
>fembot
How this can be possible

>>38903764
please gargle butane and inhale a lit lighter your voice is abhorrent.

>>38903759
>Ask an attractive fembot anything.
>Originally of course
how is your penis doing today, kind sir?

>>38903884
>>38903865
So much attention over nothing

>>38903663
>putting your health in danger so others can validate you
Don't ever do that again

>>38903865
How could it not be possible?

>>38903904
So you deserve our attention more, don't you?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AJOdrP8QkV

>>38903917
Attractive people live on easy mode. There's a guy in my class who is as autistic as me but he gets pussy because he's attractive

>>38903972
Its true in that regard yes, you will find people who will be interested in you sexually, but no one will want to be your friend unless they're equally autistic, and even sometimes not even.

>>38903961
#Financialdomination #ASMR

>>38904014
>implying friendship with a women is a thing

>>38904043
>Implying I was talking about gender specific friendships
Normal females want to associate even less than a normal guy would with an autistic person.

>>38904014
Yeah, but the dude I talked about is in my autistic social circle while being a pussy slayer at the same time

>>38903907
I have no idea why but this comment really got to me and I nearly started crying. please be aware that you've made my week stranger. i really really fucking appreciate it.

>>38904096
>Normal females want to associate even less than a normal guy would with an autistic person.
My current oneitis is the autistic girl of her friends group, I've been noticing the same pattern since I was In high school.

>>38903907
I'm kind of surprised someone on here would care about another human being.

>>38904169
If she has a group of friends she probably isnt autistic, just mildly shy.

>>38904132
I'm glad it had some sort of impact in you.

>>38904188
>I'm kind of surprised someone on here would care about another human being.
Are we generally that bad?

>>38904193
>If she has a group of friends she probably isnt autistic
Don't all girls have a group of friends? I mean, the most autistic girl I've met was always alone but she ended up having friends at the end

>>38904444
Gotta check those digits my man. The fact is though that a lot of people do like to put up a show of hating everyone and everything, especially roasties.

>>38901740
Right here. I utterly devote myself to my partner when I have one but because I don't completely share my wealth and expect to split all the bills 50/50 they fuck off real fast.

Girls that cant take care of themselves or don't want to are unattractive as fuck.

>>38904488
Normal ones do yes, unless you're counting online friends which don't count. Having a group of friends as compared to a solo friend or online friend requires you to be able to fit into a group hierarchy which requires social skills. If you cannnot do this you are like a broken leg to the friend group and they would kick you out (by whatever means). If you can not entertain everyone else in the group why would they keep you around when someone else in the group can do it better? People certainly don't keep friends because they feel bad for them.

>>38902333
They never will for the exact same reason I don't tell girls what I really want when they ask me why I reject them. It cant be faked. It has to be real. Its cringy as fuck when they try to fake it and it leaves no one happy in the end.

>>38903663
You cant just not eat. You just eat a little bit. Just enough to make the pain stop. I was getting up there as a guy and basically just eating one mini pizza a day was enough. I've already lost 40 pounds. I'm on the last loop of my belt.

>>38903759
Your looks mean nothing to me only your personality. Since that is so how can you claim to be attractive to me when you don't know what kind of personality I like?

>>38904548
We are frustrated with everything we failed at or couldn't do. We are like this with girls because we are not validated by them and because we are sexually repressed

>>38904679
Let me rephrase "classically and socially accepted in pop culture" attractive.

>>38904757
Ahh your worthless then. Shouldn't you be on /soc/?

>>38904592
So were you a truly loner? Even if I've spent most of my time alone, I've felt that sometimes people have tolerated me because they feel bad for me. Like that one time when I was alone in the stairs and a teacher asked her son to talk to me.

>>38904650
i was doing that, i ate a little but it wasnt enough i ate one normal meal a day after that and still felt like shit. Im still recovering and two meals a day (my normal) is what my bod likes it seems.

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>>38904679
Do you like to wear fedoras?

>>38904823
Ahh you got the withdrawals then. Cant fully blame you. But if you want to lose weight you gotta suffer through it. Basically as you get bigger your body resets its "normal" to the weight. They when your body knows you can eat more but wont it punishes you. The only real option is to just eat 2k calories a day and suffer until your body gives up and stops. My mom went through it when she started losing weight to help with her diabetes. It took her a month or so to get past the withdrawals.

>>38904877
Nope. I just know what makes me happy in a relationship. Looks don't make me happy. They are completely secondary. They are nice if they are there but not needed at all. I'll date a hamplanet if her personality was what I wanted. The byproduct of dating so much is learning exactly what you want. Which is actually really annoying since it spoils any relationship that isn't close to it.

>>38904817
I'm in college now and I sit in between the lockers in between classes to eat so I don't have to be seen as the awkward person eating alone. I remember once after being in a class a whole year with the same people during role call someone screamed "whos anon?" because they never even noticed I was there.
I don't try to make friends because I just don't relate to anyone I could meet. And I can remember my whole life never being able to form connections with anyone beyond casual conversations besides like two people who were as autistic as me.

>>38904968
Well, in my case, when I was in college In between classes I used to pretend I was doing homework and sometimes didn't even eat because of awkwardness. Luckily I found three autistic dudes who I rarely saw, but that made my time less shitty.

Do you think you can make friends if you share the same interests as theirs?

>>38904968
>college
>lockers
lol community college

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bXoNtcRsyT
as a fembot, you silly boys shouldn't hit on me XD

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>>38905951
Oh god! Oh No!.. Can't!... Resist!... B-Beta!... Orbit!... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Hey anon :) do you have a discord?

>>38902186
This nigga sound like a cartoon character