Greentext for the robots here.
>Be me
>24 yearold beta
>living alone, doing community college
>Move into a nice quiet neighborhood
>near the coast, looks nice at night, whole 9
>Local bar is better
>Super fucking classy
>Dark colour scheme, VERY well kept
>live music EVERY night
>this Girl, mexican, glasses, soft features,
>glorious personality, raw talent, and smart af
>nights go buy and I start kind of falling for her
>REALLY falling for her
>Start showing up and only getting a coke
>only to watch her
>Start to get to know the Bar tender
>He also owns it
>Short guy, 5'8, maybe 5'9
>Dark curly hair, glasses, Hazel, aged eyes
>talk to him more, turns out he's only 27
>He's nice, quiet, and stern, but he's cool
>very nice despite his harsh body language
>Talk to him daily as I sit to watch the girl
>Tell him some shit about myself
>He tells me shit about himself
>He's married, but his wife is infertile
>The bar is his way of keeping people happy
>he believes if they're happy, he will too
>I ask why he thinks this
>he picked it up over the years culturally
>He's half Spanish (from Spain) Half Sicillian
>that explains his get up
>Talk more
>He says he likes me
>He asks my Name
>"Well I am very glad to meet you anon call me Joe"
>Joe is fucking awesome
>sometimes he'll get me a drink for free, he considers me a friend he says
>I tell him I'm in college, he says he'll give me a hand
>Turns out he's smart
>VERY smart
>VERY VERY smart
>he has 2 degrees, one is Psychology, one in Linguistics
>Think we can be friends, he agrees
>One day I ask him about the girl
>Let's call her M
>"Eh talented ain't she? She's been playing guitar for 11 years"
>I agree, trying to mask my attraction
>He tells her to play some David Bowie
>She starts playing The Man Who Sold the World
>I tell Joe that that's a Nirvana song and he said David Bowie
>He turns to me, looks me dead in the eye and says
>"Anon are you mentally deficient?"
>this was my smallest mistake with him
Cont.
>This fuck up hurts me more than him
>I still think he hates me
>Start crying(wtf I know)
>He gives me the same look girls I hit on give me
>He says I'm fine, he was just taking a piss out of me
>Informs me The Man Who Sold the World is originally a Bowie song
>After she's done playing that song she starts on Space Oddity
>Joe provides the back up vocals
>M's Singing voice has me STIFF
>she goes on
>still stiff
>I need to go home
>awkwardly waddle out
>Joe tells me to stay safe and to always watch my back
>god he's cool
>Go home, fap like a MF
>go to sleep thinking of M
>tomorrow's Sunday, Bar is closed
>I wake up
>Day off
>vidya all day
>get bored
>decide to walk at night
>and this where shit happens
cont.
>Walking late at night
>Moons out
>there's a little walkway by the beach
>decide that would be cool
>then I see it
>M's ass
>10/10
>heart shaped
>as the black man would say "Thick"
>she's with a guy
>call him a beta to myself
>Decide to be an alpha
>Want to be like a coolguy on tv
>I walk up
>"Sup woman"
>try to leer at her
>Slap her ass
>She screams
>Manlet she's with punches me in the jaw
>I stand there scared
>piss myself
>Manlet decides to follow it up with a body shot
>think Dio vs Kakyoin in JoJo
>I puke a little
>hear a familiar voice say
>"So you think you're a tough guy trying to rape my wife huh?"
>voice says they are going to "End me"
>voice uses phrases such as "Return to the creator"
>punching me the whole time
>my nose is broken, I'm missing a tooth
>I open my eyes
>It's fucking Joe
cont.
>I push him away and run
>get in my car and return home
>sit in my yard and smoke
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>see a nice, black mercedes with silver rims come by
>they park at a house near by
>a woman gets out, goes inside
>man comes out
>OH FUCK
>JOE'S MY NEIGHBOR
>He sees me
>"Come here ya little Mooli" (don't know what means either)
>I start crying and fall down near my fence
>He comes around and knees me in the face
>He tells me if he sees me anywhere near his Bar or home I'll the ability to walk
>If I rape his wife, I better hope the cops find me before he does
>I'm just sitting there, crying, covered in blood and vomit
>I crawl out onto the sidewalk and say
>"hahah yeah right you guinea bitch"
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>Joe returns
>Curb stomps the FUCK out of me
>Says atleast I had enough self respect to stand up for myself
>He calls an emergency dentist because he's not a complete cunt
>Yeah right
>he says the threats still stand however
>Too hurt to say Thankyou
>too scared to say sorry
Cont.
>He comes back a while later
>He footed the bill for treatment
>my appointment is in half an our
That's my last experience with Joe do you think I can make ammends?
the fact that it's sunday reminded me of the events
>>38901692
Damn dude you need to learn self control
>>38901692
I am very much so ware of that ):