>One chance at life >Born in England Just fucking end me desu

>>38896373
SING YOUR LIFE

>>38896373
at least you are not born in a 3rd world shithole, try to get neetbux there

>can't even end your life because you binned that knife
>you now have to get a life

Just buy a shotgun you fucking bellend.

>>38896549
>Just buy a shotgun
>buy a shotgun
>buy
>shotgun

Are you trying to torment me, Anon?

>>38896373
It must be horrible to live in England.
The people in London are probably down-right degenerate.

>>38897244
Everyone in London is a barbarian.

Everyone in the north eg Manchester/Leeds/Newcastle is scummy white trash.

Everyone in the rest of the country is some middle class posh spaz.

Fuck this gay country.

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>>38896373
>One chance at life
>Born in Eastern Europe
kill me

>>38896373
whereabouts anon? im from liverpool so it couldnt really be any worse

>>38897313
At least Eastern Yurop has culture and isn't run by cucks.

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>one chance at life
>born racist as fuck

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>>38897342
>liverpool

Has there ever existed a more wretched hive of scum and communism?

>one chance at life
>born in Serbia
I hate every single person in this country, and they are the only reason why I'm so unhappy.

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>>38897313
Feel proud, you pseudo cuck

guys pls
i was born in india

>>38897346
>At least Eastern Yurop has culture and isn't run by cucks.
I literally dont give a shit about that. I'd rather get a normal wage (which isnt 400 euros) and live comfortably.

>>38897365
literally probaly not, i cant leave my house without seeing someone who makes me hate humanity even more
Every stereotype youve ever heard about liverpool is probably an understatement

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>one chance at life
>born in Italy

i'm literally living in normieland and it's fucking hell on earth to me

>>38897434
That all sounds great until you realise that there is nothing to spend your Great British McWage on that can make this country any less grey and depressing, and that you'll probably get mugged by some sandnog called Jamal-Muhammad on your walk home through the local council estate anyway.

>>38897433
Don't you have some cousins living in South London that you could join, Mr Pajeet?

You could probably always just swindle your way in to the UK anyway if you're that desperate. Not as if our government bothers to stop illegal immigration.

>>38897493
But atleast you can live decently without worrying whenever you're going to make it till the next month. Fuck, we have fine 1st world european prices while getting wages like in Africa. No wonder that almost million people emigrated from this shithole.

>>38897434
Maybe get a good job, you fucking janitor

>>38897526
i dont wanna move
i already feel like an outcast here, dont want to be surround by people of another race

>>38897541
>Maybe get a good job
Too bad wage is awful.

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>>38896373
>one chance at life
>born in Finland

>>38897586
>>born in Finland
Whats so bad?

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>Everyone in this thread is a Yurocuck apart from the one Pajeet

Fucking kek. Enjoy your Muslims and socialism, Yurop.

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>>38896373
>one chance in life
>born in Croydon
"Im just going to grab my shotgun from its case brb lad."

>>38897298
hahahahahahahahahahhahahah i'm dying
you know nothing about barbarism you stupid fuck
>living in England
>calling people in London barbarians
if your life is that shitty, you should try living in fucking Libya, Algeria, Egypt or fucking Tunisia and you'll know what barbarism

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>>38897605
>post with smiling emoji
>"Whats so bad?"
u r

>>38897657
HAHAHAHA are you serious.

I'm OP and I'm born and raised in Croydon. Where did you go to school?

>>38897657
>Croydon

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/8203-disabled-woman-had-90-worth-of-shopping-heartlessly-stolen-as-she-fell/story-30469853-detail/story.html

CROYDON
R
O
Y
D
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>>38897658
Probbly not as bad desu, at least most of those have authoritarian governmnents to keep contol all we have is a government that cracks down on "extrimist content."
>be english
>step outside
>get mugged by pack of feral niggers
>get splashed in face with acid by a moped driver.
>Get handed a shariah controled area leaflet by Abdul and his pals.
>get shouted at by a raging feminist telling me to "check my privlage."
>get baddgered by the tv licence inspectors.
>get run over by a high speed asault lorry.
>tfw anglo

>>38897838
>All that and it wasn't even 6 bong

>>38897658
>you should try living in fucking Libya, Algeria, Egypt or fucking Tunisia
I wouldn't mind living in those countries because the residents are all in London

>>38896373
It could be worse, you could have been born in the colonies.

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>tfw you will never be american

its not fair

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>one chance at life
>born in Sweden

Sure it's not a 3rd world shit hole but people here are so dull and boring I just want to kill myself, plus being the feminazi and nigger infested central it is today it's not like it's getting any better.

>>38897721
No, but seriously? What's wrong with Finland?

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>Born in Northern Ireland

This place will never move past the green and orange divide thus remaining an absolute shithole forever.

>one chance at life
>born at all

Sadness covers me like a blanket, tucc me in and let me die.

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>>38897586
i would literally trade my life for yours just to live in goddamn Finland, no fucking joke

>>38897724
Home schooled for most off my time due to being nearly the only white kid able to talk English in my class, plus being brought up a brighton fan certainly did not help the situation either.

And live in Mitchum, and have to deal with the bloddy pikeys day and day out the place in grim as fuck and i plan on moving out to the coutryside in sussex when i have enough money just to get as far away from this shithole ive lived in for nearly 19 years.
I couldnt get out sooner when i was younger cause of elderly family stuck up there.

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What?

Mate we have the
>NHS
>Smaller, more unique and recognisable, easier to navigate roads (Americans have square giant roads that all look exactly the same)
>Rain for the crops
>this is an excuse to have stylish coats and umbrellas
>you can jaywalk legally


I can't really think of a better place to have been born and raised, as much as I meme hate it, I do love it really.

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>>38897992
nothing, that's the joke

>>38896373

> NEET heaven
> Good healthcare
> Allowed to be depressed as fuck since everyone else is already depressed

Why are you complaining, OP?

>>38896373
what's wrong with being born in england? I'm an american and it's not like I would do anything to be english, but I'd imagine living in england is really cool and that it's an awesome country. what's wrong with england?

>>38898117
Rather live in Scandinavia, easier to get bennies.

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>>38898150
Are people really that unhappy in England?

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>One chance at life
>Born in England.

You're being a little bitch OP. "Jamal" and "Mohammad" are not looking to rape and rob you the first chance they get - stop listening to all the /pol/ nonsense and give your fat ass a reality check.

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>one chance at life
>born as a mammal on Earth

>>38897586
funland please adopt/marry me

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>>38898229
>one chance at life
>Born on Earth

Why

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>>38896373
>once chance at life
>born a manlet
>single mother
I can't help but wonder how much better my life would be if I was a girl.

>>38896373
Lmao wtf, England is easymode*10
>Like America, but less state surveillance
>Some of the best education in the world]
>Without being Asian city
>Lots of pretty countryside
>North has cheap land and easy living
>Powerful currency
>Very low threat of being on the recieving end of war/terrorism
>Loads of culture
You have nothing to cry about

>>38896373
THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPAINING?

I was born in fucking EASTERN FUCKING EUROPE. Guess where I am heading now? To the fucking England because I was born in a real shithole.

So shut your fucking mouth!

you're all faggots, UK is far better than most shitholes

>>38898390
Stay out, cunt.

>>38897541
Jesus fucking Christ. Please go and live for a while in Poland/Lithuania/Latvia/Belarus/Russia not even saying about Ukraine which is now even more fucked.

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>>38898229
>>38898302
>tfw born
origi

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>>38898117
Dont get me wrong in predominantly white suburbia and the countryside it is a beautful place and i would rather live no where else on this planet.
I go for day trips to manor houses and vilages in rural areas sometimes and they are truly beautiful and like stepping back in time.
>patchwork fields.
>local real ale and ploughmans lunches.
>the attire is tweed jackets caps and wellington boots.
>the people are kind and have manners
>hardly any traffic but agricutral veichles
>beautiful traditional english architecture.
>rolling hills and fields that go on for miles
>English people and I feel like im in England
I cant go on i feel like tears coming on, why did i have to be born in Croydon what did I do wrong i dont deserve this!

>>38898192
No, OP's whining for no reason
t.Britanon

>>38898426
Okay, don't worry, I will

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>>38898302
>one chance at life
>Milky Way

>>38898363
>very low threat of being on the receiving end of war/terrorism
spotted the muslim

>>38897342
Im going to uni in Liverpool soon and I'm scared desu will i be ok

>>38898363
>England
>less state surveillance
top kek anon youve clearly been to england

>>38896373

You are right, OP. Of course Scotland is much better.

>>38898438
Ah south london, thats why

West London is fairly similar but the suburban culture is dialed down a just bit depending on where you go. But we do have some nicer areas. People will be total cunts though. But you will still get the typcal british 'entire conversation is just 2 people saying sorry back and forth' type people.

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>one chance at life
>born in South Yorkshire coal mining town
JUST

>>38898556

I live in durham and tees valley and I still have a good time, who gives a fuck

>>38898489
Yeah there's security cameras everywhere, but internet surveillance is much less

>>38898363
>best education
Are you having a laugh it's awful, still a big step above america's though.
>powerful currency
autist brexit cucks fucked that up, at least in the short term

>>38898117
>le NHS is the envy of the world meme xxDD

Nah, stop shilling for Labour pls.

Also,
>implying our roads aren't ugly and and bumpy as fuck
>implying our crops don't taste like shit
>implying that 90% of this country even know what fashion is, rather than just wearing gay flannel shirts and football kits

>>38898667
>autist brexit cucks fucked that up

Fuck off leftist. You are everything that has ruined this country

>>38899277
well shit labour are as close as we're gonna get to anything socialist for now.

Also crops are crops man, they're all genetically modified anyway so who cares

who cares what other people wear? i like coats and jackets so I therefore sometimes like the rainy weather so I can wear it.

>>38899481
>well shit labour are as close as we're gonna get to anything socialist for now.
>Implying I want socialism
>Implying socialism isn't part of the reason I hate this country

>>38898556
>tfw your city life expectancy is 58years old
>in fucking France of all things
Take me out of this hell

>>38896373
What you forget is, the (((eternal Anglo))) can never really be killed anon.

>>38899581
i dont really want socialism either, moreso syndicallism or anarcho-syndicalism, but i sure as hell hate late stage capitalism.

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you should be proud anon.
as soon as those ""refugees"" leave, your country will be god-tier again

>>38898556
Prank'd you there anon, EAST YORKSHIRE MASTER RACE

>>38899336
I am glad it wasn't just me that got annoyed at this cuck.

Women seem to be so shit and up their own arse here in england, they all act like gods gift to earth......or is that just women everywhere?

>>38897298
>Everyone in the north eg Manchester/Leeds/Newcastle is scummy white trash.

t.southern ponce who has never been up North because he's too pussy

>>38899749
yeah not sure about that, this country is so divided on the opinion. But yeah I am an immigrant albeit semi passive and semi productive. I really don't give a shit that I am still a foreigner in Uk despite a citizenship. The first chance I get I am relocating to the West coast USA, I don't like there I will go Australia. I can't stand this miserable un sunny island anymore

>>38898623
are you fucking serious?
mummy may literally wants to create a new internet, she is putting credit card checks on porn, were a nanny state, we are super fucking surveyed, in public and on the internet.

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>>38898556
>mfw inner london

>>38896373
OI

DID YOU RENEW YOUR SUICIDE LISENCE GUVNA?

DIDN'T THINK SO

DID YA KNOW IN THE HADITH, SUICIDE IS DECLARED TO BE HARAM?

THAT'S RIGHT GUVNA YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF SHARIA LAW

OI YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY ASSAULT SPOON IN YOUR POSESSION WOULD YOU?

THAT'S IT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST GUVNA AND SENTENCED WITHOUT TRIAL TO 13 YEARS OF ANAL DIVERSIFICATION FOR HOMOPHOBIA AND ISLAMAPHOVIA

NOW WHERE INNIT GUV ARE DAT SUM WOT ART?

>>38899581
>Implying socialism isn't part of the reason I hate this country

The country isn't socialist in anyway

>>38896373

What happened to you anon? What do you feel sad about?

>>38900071
>State-run, state-funded healthcare
>There is literally a state news service
>Literally every political party is in favour of high taxation and government intervention in the economy
>No one is allowed to buy guns
>Authoritarian government

Yes, compared to fucking Denmark or Belarus we're not socialist, but compared to anywhere outside of Europe we are ultra-leftist.

>born in Europe
>complain

As a South American, this really pisses me off

>>38896373
>One chance at life
>Born in Florida
>Every girl I have ever liked and liked me back lives in Euroland

Its a fucking theme. If shes proven shes a girl and we like each other she does not live in America.

>>38896373
Hello citizen, we detected the following problems:

>no 4chan license
>no greentext license
>not a registered complainer

Please renew these accordingly.

>one chance at life
>born in Scotland

I hope england gibs nichola enough money so I can live out the rest of my life on UBI. Otherwise it's a one way trip up an elevator for me lads.

>>38900541
The only thing worse than being Scottish is being Welsh tbqhfam

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>One chance at life
>born just in time to experience humanity's downfall

feels kinda ok

>>38897358
What choice does one have but to be racist when living around shitskins/niggers

>one life chance
>born shitskin looking """greek"""
I-I still have a chance to get a blonde, green eyed qt, right l-lads?

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>One chance at life
>Born Scottish
Feels fucking good man

>>38899966
agree with you here the people down south are just rude pricks, good people up north are the proper decent folks.

t. born in londinistan living in hull

>>38896373
>One chance at life
>Born in a Caribbean shithole

Just fucking end me desu

>>38900199
You can buy guns in the uk you dumb shit

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>>38901577
Tell me how pls desu

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>tfw born in Australia

Can't get much better tbqh

Those little comfy British towns seem nice and fucking a British chav girl would be hot, some parts of the U.S. look quite nice as well but overall I'm pretty happy here.

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>>38901656
https://www.gov.uk/shotgun-and-firearm-certificates
It's easy.

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>one chance at life
>born in Louisiana
>spend half my childhood in shithole Mississippi

>>38901558
Hullposter signing in, this place might not be the most prestigious but it sure as shit is for now a great, honest, English city.

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>>38896373
it could be worse, you could be french

>>38896373
>first world fags whining about how bad are their countries

>>38901572
>literal paradise, the region where people from around the world spend huge amounts of money to travel to
>shit because the people living there are incapable of acting civilized

really makes you think, huh

>tfw constantly moving further and further north to escape the Muslim hordes flooding up from London.
>turns out the Scots are even more cucked than the English, the hordes just haven't reached them yet

Eventually I'll get a comfy cottage on a remote Scottish isle and sabotage the ferry.

>>38896517
Underrated Mr Cameron

>>38901949
>can live like a king by doing 4 hours a day of online work
any English speaking third worlder with internet access is poor only by their own choice desu

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>>38901967
>The Caribbean and Southern/Central America could have been colonised by the British and filled with Europeans
>Instead they were colonised by the Spanish who just made billions upon billions of mestizos and imported nogs

>>38902027
>online work
what kind of online work?

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>one chance at life
>born in France
It's shit. There's fucking antifa and far left people burning cars and killing police officers every fucking week where i live.
>>38901926
Pretty much, yeah.

>>38901975
>implying Sturgeon won't have them airlifted over for you

>>38902030

The European colonial powers get so much shit for being bloodthirsty conquerors but if they'd only been slightly more bloodthirsty, the entire New World could be a shining beacon of civilization instead of a collection of third world shitholes.

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>tfw you're not going to see this shit world end

https://futurism.com/stephen-hawking-humanity-only-has-100-years-left-on-earth-before-doomsday/

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>one chance at life
>born in Sweden
>moved to California as a teenager

Could life be anymore hell? Plus I was poor as shit in Sweden so I'm struggling now.

>>38902027
>can live like a king by doing 4 hours a day of online work
How??

>>38896373
>tfw also born in the most cuck nation of Yuropooria

FUCKING END ME LADS.

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>>38902072
>one chance at life
>born in France
>live in Limoges
>such a shithole when people come they think there's not going to be electricity or water
>everyone is a lefty or a commie
>the only far right is a skinhead who does nothing but fight and say nigger
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>38896373

>One chance at life
>born an ugly spic

I don't fucking get why they gave birth to me, I really don't know. I didn't ask for this shit and she was obviously selfish as fuck.

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>>38896373

M Y C I T Y

>one chance at life
>born in Germany

Every day I see more Muslims than Germans. 80% of German women are with African or Muslim men. Every year my town gets more and more Muslim, so much so that Muslims make up 40% of the neighborhood. Sharia law here I come.

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>>38896373
>one chance in life
>born in fucking Turkey.

>one life to live
>born white man

Worst thing you can be born as in this world. Everybody hates white men.

>>38902300
>tfw I wish I were a white man living in a white country

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>>38902282
>80% of German women are with African or Muslim men

Jesus Kreist I know it's bad but this is clearly bullshit
Please go outside once in a while (unless you're in Berlin)

>>38898117
You have an
>Orwellian state
>terrorists
>speech regulations
>fucking TV licenses
>no right to defend yourself with weapons
>no knives

Fuck England. Idiots like you who trade freedom for security ought to try prison

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>>38902300
>Tfw I wish I was a black man born into an Anglo country

I don't know why but I really wish I was.

>>38902365
The fuck is a TV license? Sorry for being an ignorant burger

>>38902372

then you could fuck all the hot white sluts with your 10 inch BBC.

>>38902300
go to south america or asia anon, maybe even sub-saharan africa

>>38902359
>unless you're in Berlin

fucking lol, do any other anglos remember when your teachers paraded around Germany/France/Belgium/Sweden as utopias for out "uncivilized" capitalist hellholes to aspire to? How times have changed

>>38897558
>dont want to be surround by people of another race
>London
You'll literally be surrounded by your own

>>38896373
>move to America
>bitches love your accent
Lucky asshole.

>>38902797

It's how they fund the BBC; rather than tax everyone, they just tax the people who own TVs.

They used to claim they could detect the tuning circuits, and drive around in "TV detector vans" trying to get people to pay.

>>38899749
>Leave
They are the English now, welcome to the 21st century

>dickIet

>>38902951
where would you prefer to be anon?

>>38897586
Pls take me, I'll be your indentured servant :,^(

>one chance at life
>find 4chan

Born in Argentina here

>>38897527
False anon I'm working as a wage slave and I barely get by

It's not called rip off britain for nothing.

>>38896373

>One chance at life
>born in US
>manlet
>balding
>cutfag

And you want to kill yourself? Fuck off.

>>38900199
look up what socialism means...

if you work for a wage, being against socialism is literally being against your own interests

>>38897983
>Sure it's not a 3rd world shit hole
Yet

>>38898363
less state surveillance what are u on about jesus christ

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>live in 3rd world country
>mfw people complain about living in first world countries

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>>38901527
>fancy some drugs
>go get my FREE prescription
>fancy a pair of glasses
>got get my FREE eye test
>fancy going to university
>go get my FREE education

Engcucks don't know what they're missing

>>38898117
We get rain in Michigan all the time. Worst part is being a lake's worth of distance away from the Canadians. Rather have to drive on a Mcshit road than get thrown in prison for a shitpost.

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>>38896373
Fuck off.
England is great.
ENGLAND TILL I FUCKING DIE.

>>38896373
>One chance at life
>Born in Australia

Why couldn't it be England so I could legitimately advocate for a white ethnostate.

>All this faggots living in 1st world countries and global powers and complaining about it.

You are pussies, that's why you are getting cucked by sandniggers and mexicans. Grow some balls you little pieces of shit.

>>38897838
Dude the violence in U.K is one of the lowest in the world, shut the fuck up

>>38897650
enjoy paying thousands of dollars a year for your healthcare while we get it free lad

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this is the worst fucking place to be a fucking robot

>be British
>live in a fucking chav filled chad city in the Midlands
>everyone here is social and alpha male chad, even the old ladies never stop being chad
>tfw I visit the job centre because I am a NEET
>at the job centre there is a chad and his girlfriend who are always there at the same time as me
>he bullies me in front of his girlfriend to look cool and make her laugh
>tfw it makes me jealous as fuck

It is fucking SHIT HERE. This fucking chad at the job centre picks on me by making me go home and write job applications to 'being a bellend incorporated' which is a fake company he made up that I apparently want to work for. It is a company that only hires 'bellends' and he makes me attach pictures of my micropenis (2 inches) to the application form. He also found my email and if I don't give him the forms he sends me threatening emails saying he will 'reject my application by doing my nut in'. fuck this place.

>>38907729
Literally never happened because you could report him and he would be sacked.

I'm a civil servant. Don't lie to me.

>>38896587
>implying you can't own a shotgun in England.
Dude you totally can. You have to jump through some hoops but it's not that hard. If you're not willing to do that you don't really want a painless death