/britfeel/

Mods delete this spam fucking thread

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>>38895393
Second for the dole

>>38895419
t. bootyblasted yank

>>38895419

weve already bent a janny over and had our way with him after he tried being a bellend to us

Who /actuallyautistic/ here?

What the fuck is a mollusc
I haven't missed a single britfeel thread yet I still don't get it other than it wouldn't know about this plate is your fate

Are the Dark Matter lads in here? I'm just watching the inevitable "planet Earth" episode.

>>38895445
i suspect iam, but i don't really want to be diagnosed now because i think i'd fall back on it as a crutch

>>38895445
i have aspergers if that counts

>>38895445
Fairly sure my bf is.

It's not fun

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>>38895393
Lads, I have a cunning plan to get a gf.
If every normie roastie is on tinder, and older (sometimes more introverted) people use online dating, then it is possible that more mature, introverted girls that are like 20 ish might use these sites. As most normies wouldn't think about this the market might be more in my favour.
Tell me I'm a genius lads.
I-I'm going to make it, right?

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>>38895454
it's what /brit/ yanks call us most are trips or their orbiters

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It's been recommended I be prescribed Fortisips. Has anyone had those? Are they nice?

>>38895454

You might be a mollusc.

>>38895445
me lad. diagnosed as an adult so had a full on identity crisis when i found out. explains a lot though.

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>Could have become a millionaire buying fidget spinners off aliexpress and reselling them in Britain
>Missed the boat

>>38895463
>i think i'd fall back on it as a crutch
I know that feel, over the last year or so ive been developing a bad case of victim syndrome and i think being diagnosed with any condition like that would send me over the edge into truly doing fuck all every day, rotting and wasting away and feeling sorry for myself

>>38895463

If you're out of metaphorical short trousers you'll probably find your GP agrees.

>>38895454
seems to be the same thing as an anonymong

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>>38895459
Hey lad. Yeah I as a bit disappointed with they didnt show more of it desu

>>38895479
You want to know the secret to lonely, introverted girls who want a BF?

Virtual pet websites. Not neopets, it's too popular

You're very welcome. Invite me to your wedding.

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Gunna back up your claims, lad?

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Afternoon lads. My food based experiment yielded... unsavory results. I'll just file it under "fuck-ups" and call it a day.

Got new jimmy jams. Pretty chuffed.

Post waifus.

>>38895496

There's a shop close to my home that sells nothing but fidget spinners. How the fuck?

>>38895478
alright there tilde

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>>38895479
You're no genius. Why would women prefer you over Chad? What do you have to offer that Chad doesn't? Introverted women still love Chad.

>>38895445
I was told I could have aspergers, and I'm not going to argue.

Just had an argument with my mum

She was complaining about not being able to watch TV
So I got off the PS4

10 minutes later while still glued to her phone she called me a bastard and complained about me not getting off the TV

I repeatedly called her a bitch and asked if I needed to physically put the remote into her hand
She then claimed I got of the PS4 because I wanted to, not for her sake
I called her a bitch again and told her to stop judging others by her standards

>>38895445

I don't know and I don't care lad.

>>38895518
But won't this be mostly underage bait. Don't want to get v&. Do you speak from personal experience?
>>38895533
Of course, but surely my odds get better?

>>38895564

Move out lad.

>>38895564
>called his mum a bitch
tacky

>>38895459
I don't watch it but Jodelle Ferland is a cute

>>38895419
Fuck off fanny boy.

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>>38895564
What a bitch.
>>38895573
I still don't understand your plan. Is it to just get Tinder? When I tried Tinder, the only match I got was a lass giving me advice on how to take better selfies.

>>38895575
To expensive right now

My expenses are currently over half my wage

>>38895579
What should I have called her? A paki cow?

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>>38895564
>Unironically swearing at your mum

>>38895513
I'm liking it so far desu. I like the concept of time travel in general, though.

>>38895445
Fairly certain I do. If not autism I definitely have some other sort of personality disorder.

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>>38895564

It all sounds a bit pic related TBQF

>>38895573
Not always underage bait no. There's a lot of late teens/early 20s too.

>>38895603
>To expensive right now
>My expenses are currently over half my wage

Then buckle down and keep your mouth shut you manchild piece of shit.

>>38895525
stop it with the waifu posting this isnt /afeel/

>>38895573
women on dating sites are not what you think. a lot of normie women still use them. and the introverted ones get so many messages that they are likely to ignore you BUT you could get some dates and maybe a gf if you tried hard enough.

>>38895641

Wow!

It's like you're some sort of dating savant lad.

>>38895614

Have you considered the possibility that you're just a cunt?

>>38895612
The last few eps of season 2 are fucking great. I like that they constantly keep things moving so you never feel bored or too comfortable with the status qou

>>38895638
You stop it with your... being a wanker?

>>38895604
Sorry for having a spine, cuck

>>38895635
Fuck off, I'm not showing any respect to a woman who hasn't worked in 20 years and is the source of many of my mental health issues

>>38895638
waifu posting on britfeel is a long standing tradition lad

>>38895652
dont get funny lad. he was the one that thought women on dating sites are mostly introverted, i was just telling him the obvious to anyone that has used one

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>>38895525
lewd ass waifu lad
posted
>>38895479
Goodluck on finding a qt introverted gf here lad.

>>38895681
Well excuse me for having a good relationship with my only family.

Is the girl who was eating pie with olive oil in this thread? I can show you the world desu pls reply

>>38895681
>Fuck off, I'm not showing any respect to a woman who hasn't worked in 20 years and is the source of many of my mental health issues

Then move out fucksocks.

>>38895669
Yes, I definitely fit the criteria

>>38895699
Single mum?

Typical

>>38895702
She owes me

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Eat shredded duck and chips

>>38895681
>Sorry for having a spine, cuck

You don't have a spine shitlord. If you had a spine you wouldn't be living in mummy's house.

Her house, her rules. You have no say in it.

>>38895701
But what can you offer her? She already has a pie, what more can she possibly want

>>38895720
>She owes me

Aye, a good fucking kicking by the sounds of it.

cut down my oxo cube drinks to once a week going to have a nice mug of oxo (chicken) on a sunday after tea, nice and comfy

>>38895721

I must say that looks quite tasty.

There's something about the majority of food mentioned on /britfeel/ though.... Definitely 0.5/10 would not eat.

Didn't go work today lads.
I was in til 1.30am,meant to start again at 10am.
Manager phoned at 9.30am to make sure I was coming in on time and I told her I wasnt coming in as I still hadn't slept.

Bennies get when?

>>38895721
|What's the glistening thing coating the duck?

>>38895689
its a cancerous shitone like morris dancing
>>38895676
2d is shit and make oc posts dont just repost old shit

>>38895777

what work do you to lad? work at spoons like me?

>>38895781
>2d is shit
Thank you for undermining your entire argument, and revealing yourself to be nothing more than a brain dead fool, with plebeian taste.

>>38895723
Her meal sounded EXACTLY like something I would make and eat myself so clearly I can offer her my personality and company which she may enjoy as we're similar, also education on how24chan cos she couldn't remember how to spoiler apparently.

>>38895743
>he drinks ready made gravy when he could fill his mug with delicious home made gravy at a fraction of the price

I can't wait for all the normies to cry when that game of thrones show ends. I'm sick of it

>>38895825
I already told her how to spoiler.

Back the fuck off. Pie-lass is MINE

>>38895827
I thought oxo cubes (chicken ones) were just chicken stock to be added to stews

>>38895393

Question for the NEETs.

How is it possible to have a home + bills, food, etc without working?

Those of you living with parents need not respond, you aren't really NEETs you are just lazy children (regardless of how old you are).

>>38895827

It's unlikely TBQH anon.

>>38895832
let me guess you hate it but haven't watched at least the full first season?

>>38895844
gravy is stock thickened with a bit of flour

>>38895862
He hates people having fun

It does have a cancerous fanbase, but who gives a fuck

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>>38895851
It's achievable when living with parents and claiming benny

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>>38895819
try and mate with a 2d girl mate
what a sad act bet you have a 2d pillow to

>>38895851

In my case due to investments my Dad made before he died.

Rare and you also have to your family die for it to work, but at this point I'm not complaining.

>>38895867
still man oxo cubes are pretty fucking cheap and I have no idea how to make a drinkable chicken stock gravy thing

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>>38895832
>pokes you

b-but anon that is mean. you should be happy that the normies are having such fun.

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>>38895832
One of the only shows to not have a cancer fanbase like rick and morty, and you hate them. Why are you stupid anon?

>>38895406
http://www.thefinertimes.com/Middle-Ages/christianity-in-the-middle-ages.html

This seems to have all the information you'll need.

>>38895851
I have schizophrenia and autism, both pretty badly government has pretty much accepted if they didn't help me I'd just die

>>38895862
No, I'm up to date. I'm just sick of the talk I see else where.

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>>38895701
Hi. Yes pie was fantastic thankyou, what do you want to talk about?

>>38895883
pretty simple lad, you mix the meat juice from your roast with flour

>>38895877
>try and mate with a 2d girl
I'd like to see you try to mate with a 3d one.
Hard mode: You're not allowed to use drugs.

>>38895910
I don't eat roast chicken

>>38895778

I wish I knew, hoisin suace maybe

>>38895910

Aye but let's assume for the sake of argument that anon has no roast.

>>38895919
>>38895929
i was memeing you at first, but then i fell too far into my meme and now i want to end it
please don't reply

>>38895832
Leaked episode was kino

>>38895901

So how do you make the most of your NEET situation? I'd probably grow weed for some extra doh and the joy of caring for some plants.

I have never grown weed in my life and have no plans to do so becasue I have a well paying job, but if I just had nothing to do and couldn't work because it'd fuck up my freeloading sitch, I probably would.

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>>38895912
ignore the nasty man. he is just jealous that you play with a cutie pie like me. now shut up and show me why i am yours.

>>38895794
I do work at spoons lol. Barslave.

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>>38895912
kek i already have met her on the swinging website you beta faggot look at the bottom of the pic
the url

>>38895905
What should we talk about, knobhead

>>38895564
Move out, buy your own TV or stop complaining

>>38895951
I don't desu, I feed myself, sometimes wash myself, workout, program, browse the web whilst I wait to die desu

>>38895923

when i do "chinese duck" I mix hoisin, light soy, chili sauce, lemon juice and sesame oil with a little of the duck fat and add it at the last minute of cooking.

Dunno if that's similar or different.

>>38895877
>363b
pillows are 3d objects

>>38895958
anything but g.o.t

>>38895839
Fking hell this is turning into /soc / but thankyou for the nickname I love it. Also loved the pie it was awesome. What was your dindins then, better than pie?

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>>38895525
Is your waifu naturally lewd or is it just the art you've chosen? Not complaining either way desu!
Shame your sausages didn't work out

>>38895825
>>38895839
What are the odds TWO women browse britfeel? Pigeon roastie is unlikely enough but I don't believe there's a second

>>38895963
Sounds like that would be watery, not like the thicker sauce he's got coated on the duck. Saved for next time I try duck tho xx

>>38895951

>Have free money and no requirement to work
>Risk fucking that up by growing/dealing weed

>>38895971
hahaha you know what i mean silly them weeb pillows with the 2d girls on them

>>38895981
>Sounds like that would be watery

Not at all, it's sticky.

>Anons talking about gravy and cooking chink duck

What the fuck. Don't you just eat sweets and microwave meals?

NORMANS OUT!

>>38895977
>Is your waifu naturally lewd or is it just the art you've chosen?

Saber is pure, the guys who draw fan art, less so. Not that I disapprove.

>>38895954
>a cutie pie like me

You know it, bby ;)

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https://cytu(dot goes here lads)be/r/BritfeelCinemaNight

BRITFEEL CINEMA NIGHT

We're watching Spirited Away, unless someone finds something better. See you lads there I'll wait until 20:10 before we start.

>>38895988

I probably would tbqh, I wouldn't "deal" as in selling little bags though, I'd just grow it and flip the lot. I know people who would buy it off me (I don't even smoke weed very much).

>>38895907
Random sosij also on plate wtf man

>>38895886
Please poke me too anon.

>>38895895
its literally ledits second fave show anon

>>38895579
>>38895604

>being this whiteknight about shitpeople who happen to be women

But also

>>38895603
>My expenses are currently over half my wage
>"my expenses"

You don't have "expenses" if you live at home. Save up and get more work hours. Agencies are the best thing for supplementing your work week.

>>38896012
>microwave meals
lol make your own delicious meals for a fraction of the price

>>38896014

My britfeel browsing time today has been a mere 90 minutes compared to a normal 6-8 hours for a weekend. I'm gonna give this movie night a go but I'm seriously on the verge or permanently moving to some threads on /int/

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>start posting mean reply
>realize it will cause an argument and mess up the thread
>delete it and post friendly reply instead
Who /goodboy/ here?

Cherry Coca Cola or Coca Cola?
Cast your votes now.

>>38896056
>lol make your own delicious meals for a fraction of the price

Memeing again?

>>38896052
>caring about leddit
Bit sad tbqh. A fanbase should never stop you from watching a show you enjoy

You know nothing Jon Snow!!!!!

XD

>>38896095
>he spelled it right

Impressive

>>38896061
ey up cuck, hows the cuck life treating you

>>38895839
>>38895976
I'd say you're in there mate.
Keep chasing to obtain pie lass

>>38896061

Happens to me all the time, start typing out a sarky reply then realise the OP is probably a mollusc. Delete.

Ebin for the love of god why aren't you posting, you are the only person who can salvage this thread

>>38896053
Living at home doesn't mean he doesn't have expenses. Not everybody has the same situation as you.

Not him but I live at home. Albeit rent free. However I pay all the bills and buy the food toiletries etc for the house.

>>38896074
>posts britfeel meme
>you memeing?

It'll be winter soon!

XD
>>38896095

>>38896014
lad i aint watching at tonight think ill give it a miss also a bridge too far was good

>>38895981
its just the skin roasted with maltose, vinegar and food colouring

>>38896122
>a bridge too far was good

In contention for the greatest war film of all time IMHO.

Winter is coming, Ebin.

>>38896012
>microwave meals
lol make your own microwave for a fraction of the price

>>38896101
>wanting to live in a world where people are nice to each other and care for each-other makes you a cuck

o-ok

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>>38896061
Used to do this a lot, should stop being mean.

>>38895976
All femanons get honorary nicknames here. It's the rule.

I had steak, chips and mushrooms. I'm quite partial to a nice chicken pie though.

>>38896105
I think it's the wine talking. Drunk women like me for some reason. Shame sober ones don't

>>38896086
anon I was replying to was the one whinging about "cancer fanbase"

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>>38896135
did you check out that list i sent you the fist of the north star is on there the anime not the live action

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I don't think anyone wants to watch spirited away with me.
Move night cancelled. Maybe another time.

>>38896176

You're mistaking me for someone else lad...

>>38896061
I prefer people to be mean to me on here. I just see it as a bit of banter and have a laugh but when people are overly nice it seems fake.

>>38896181
Ain't movie nights traditionally Friday lad?

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>>38896061
Going to stop giving tripfags (you)'s.

>>38896142
calm down silly boy, just bants innit

>>38896181

Not really my thing anon, the only Jap animation I've every really liked was The Wind Rises.

>>38896186
>>38896186
>>38896186
yep seem i have

>>38896181
probably because you acted like a wanker earlier

The only thing I come to britfeel thse days is Ebin's posts, I went to brit/pol/ to find him but he isn't there, or brit/int/, where is /ourlad/

>>38896188
if it's just a joke then yeah but a lot of people can be downright evil and there's no attempt at humour

Just got back from my 30 mile round trip on my bike lads. Nearly fell in a bloody canal because some mutt tried to bite me. Saw two pigeons shagging under a bridge and it reminded me of Keith Flint.

>>38896237
Go away ebin, you don't need to advertise your posts you're a brown stain on the white sheets of briitfeel

>>38896249
Whenever I see pigeons all over each other cuddling I want little more than to throw a rock at them in spite

>>38896262
Tried it 3 times this topic so far. Just ignore it

>>38896248
True enough lad. I just pity people like that though. I'd say its 90% banter on /britfeel/ with the occasional right bad bastard.

>>38896262

Not ebin, just another anon who likes him

>>38896107
>>38896237
Was trying to play dota but lost a game of low prio so i'm back

>>38896139
hope so, can't be doing with the so called summer

>>38896270
Stop it. Pigeons are nice lad. Bred for thousands of years to be domesticated until people just decided to up and abandon them and hate them suddenly.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhBaFilxjA
pka with jordan peterson with a fag and a cuppa who super comfy here

>>38896297

Thank god you're back, this thread has been an absolute shambles or retards from /pol/ mostly, and probably /int/ too

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>he says he doesnt watch popular shows because they're 'too reddit'

>>38896270
Go for it lad

>>38896304
>pigeons are nice
Rats of the sky, just looking at them makes me sick. You're pigeon roastie aren't you?

>>38896312
Ebin sent /int/ here, you dunce

>>38896351

Only for a day or two last week

>>38896351
haven't been on there since that one time, runts

>>38896304
probably because they turned our statues into designated shitting statues

>>38896357
>>38896358
Doesn't matter, they've stuck around since then and you started it

>>38896358

Made any progress with the cube

>>38896347
No. But my old neighbour had pigeons and they were really nice. If you treat them well they'll love you forever. This whole rats of the sky thing is bollocks perpetuated by pissy normalfags because their shitbox car got a bit of muck on the windscreen and they're too lazy to clean it properly.

>>38896365
People shouldn't have suddenly just abandoned them and left them to infest cities then.

I'm basically a normie now but I'm still a virgin, what the fuck do I do. I have a good job, friends, reasonably attractive, but due to my lack of experience it might destroy my reputation to actually attempt the so-called sexual intercourse and embarrass myself

>>38896338
I know which thread to post GOT spoilers in then

>>38896381
oi lads, someone make a meme with this guys post and a pigeon at the computer

Wood pigeons are yummy.

>>38896402
Bang a hooker who advertises "Girlfriend experience" which basically means she'll talk to you, and make you feel at ease, rather than just act like a porn star

Tell you're inexperienced and she'll show you the ropes

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>>38896402

This phalate is your fate

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And then the chinese man said to the other chinese man "I don't like your tone".

>>38896445
Which tone?

lol linguistic humour

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>>38896366
think only a couple of tilde orbiters remained here

>>38896369
not yet, soon

>>38896442
VERY UNSETTLING WEBM

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are irish republicans in NI welcome here

I don't hate the British or Britain but do want NI to join the Republic, but I like bantering with our neighbours instead of being pissy about them

Collins wanted us to be friends

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>>38896419
Can't do that but I've got this. Anyone remember the cowbird meme?

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Surely every show has a sub on reddit dedicated. Does that mean every show is reddit?

>>38896445

There must be a whole arsenal of these Chinese jokes out there that are yet to be explored

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>>38896442
kek is at form at channel five show also it looks like at brain bug from starship troopers

>>38895976
Niiice, realest question in this thread though; how do you like your steak cooked??? And you're already one up on the anon that asks your weight straight away, lame.
Currently watching 'on benefits: and a baby on the way' now, its full on chavs living in filth eugkk....
So tv, netflix, what's on for you tonight???

>>38896477
television is for redditors and normies, yes

>>38896476
this is extra amusing because raising someone elses kid is brood parasitism and everyone acts like "stepping up to the plate" is noble

>>38896476
BKAAAW ITS TOO ORANGEY FOR CROWS MY MATES

>>38896171
Niiice, realest question in this thread though; how do you like your steak cooked??? And you're already one up on the anon that asks your weight straight away, Iame.
Currently watching 'on benefits: and a baby on the way' now, its full on chavs living in filth eugkk....
So tv, netflix, what's on for you tonight???

>>38896546

Probably a bit old for most of the lads here.

>>38896536
So the kid is just shit out of luck and shouldnt have a father figure?

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>spent petrol money on crisps and pepsi
walking to work might burn some calories at least

>>38895419
Brit here. I support this. We had a good run.

>>38896579

I have known that feel in the past

>>38896576
The Virgin Father Figure
The Chad Impregnantion Spore Cloud

>>38896520
Rare ideally but will eat anything from rare to medium without any issue.

>>38896536
>brood parasitism

Tee hee.

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>>38896559
Only know it because of this tbhwy lad
https://youtu.be/jelouSw3uE0

>>38896634

LOL. I have no fucking idea what that is...

>>38896653
damn thought it was just the clip, didn't realised they'd overlaid the song

any you lads watching wild bill tonight?

>>38896520
Did you reply to the wrong post, pie-lass?

Oh boy do I need to teach you this website

There is only one (maybe 2) way(s) of having your steak cooked. Medium-rare. Medium is also a decent choice.

Those shows are called poverty-kino around these parts. They're disturbingly entertaining. I like the show where they give a family 25 grand, and the family naturally spunks it up the wall in no way at all.

Hannibal is my viewing for tonight. Top tier TV.

>>38896520
Trying too hard to sound like a woman lad

>>38896475

Most welcome! I'm an Irish Republican myself!

just ate some space raiders
pickled onion flavour

they're like a weaker monster munch

>>38896683
the western movie you mean

>>38896558
Prove you're a femanon, if not tits then at least whole body but in underwear gettin our hopes up ffs

>>38896475
>are irish republicans in NI welcome here
You're not welcome in the north so you're not bloody well welcome here

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>>38896725
beef one is the best also monster munch are too tangy

>>38896714

Most of the UK population are Irish republicans.
The sooner we can stop having anything to do with bog niggers the better.

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>>38896475
i would rather have a anon ra man than a billy boy tripfag

>>38896783

cool!

We'll just keep being the tech capital of Europe and take the banks from London too :D Thanks Brexit.

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>>38896536
Are you telling me you're not MAN enough to raise another woman's mistakes and treat her like a queen??

>>38896805
wtf any more pics of her wanna see if the kids are mixed to see if the /pol/ memes are true

>>38896845
The /pol/ memes are far from true, girls don't want black men even for a fling. /pol/ are unironic cucks who have wanked to way, way too much itnerracial porn

>>38896701
>reddit spacing
>pandering to an alleged 'roastie' in a pathetic attempt to get laid
I bet you describe yourself as 'a nice guy' and wonder why you're alone

Here's how you do it:
>>38896520
Listen up ho, I have a bottle of wine and a packet of condoms that need using up. Come over to my place for some netflix and chill (that means we're gonna fuck)

>>38896801

Remove gyppo

new song lads its called murder

https://youtu.be/V2QuHfIlhT4

check it out tell me what you think

>>38896868
>Listen up ho, I have a bottle of wine and a packet of condoms that need using up. Come over to my place for some netflix and chill (that means we're gonna fuck)

There is a fat weeb behind that comment

>dad abandoned me and mum
>she was single for years
>met someone when I was still very long
>top bloke
>been married a few years now and really like him and dont give a single fuck about my birth dad
lol nvm off to call him a cuck

>>38896868
This is the most fedora reply I've ever seen. Even has some projection thrown in

>>38896890
hah where do you think you are lad?

>>38896901
has he knocked your mum up yet or does his genetic lineage end here?

>>38896907
If you want to be an ironic memer please but a sectrip on lad. Funnier if your character developes a story, like the made up tranny that works at gregs or ebinotte Rodger.

>dad calls fat women 'swamp donkeys'
what did he mean by this

>>38896925
No he also has kids from a previous marriage. We all have birthday meals and BBQs together it's nice.

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>>38896864
i dunno man i have seen many roastie single mum's with mixed kids also every interacial couple on tv is like 70% black guys with white women
t.blackbot who has been out with white girls only to be dumped soon after they found out i didnt have a bbc

how do you make pancake batter?

>>38896864
Very true. It's annoying when it spills over to /r9k/ and whenever a blackbot makes a thread they post bullshit about 'hurr white women love nigs u cant be a robot'

>>38897004
eggs, flour and milk

>want to have a bath
>Turn the boiler on
>Wait a few hours
>Run bath
>Didn't wait long enough for enough hot water to be heated
>Lukewarm bath

Reeee

>>38897014
sweet, I have all of them
pancakes tonight boiz

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>>38896864
>>38896845
>the pol memes are far from true
*smirks*

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>>38896890
>>38896906
Not a fedora weeb, I'm actually closer to Christian Bale in American Psycho if I'm being honest. I just don't have the money so women don't want to be with me

>>38897025
>/pol/ actively searches for interacial couples online
bit weird innit

>>38897052
Same. I know exactly how women work, but I'm not a Chad so the disgusting roastie sluts hate me

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>I'm actually closer to Christian Bale in American Psycho if I'm being honest

>>38897023
he forgot a pinch of salt as well, also you need to let it rest for a little firest

>>38896701
I did, went and replied to my own damn post lol.

Aah yeah makes sense exactly! Grim n depressing but cant stop watching! I think j saw one of those giving a poor family money type one, did one of the families buy a mobile repyile zoo thing to rent out and was semi successful until it also failed on him..?
Love My 600lb life which is American ( cause it's CBS or lifetime or one of those..) grim stuff again
Hannibals on my to watch list, trying to read more really but so hard with my lovely kitty cat nosing around being loveable..

Would agree with that assessment of steak.
Peppercorn sauce??

>>38896711
Actually am a girl (female) but no way of proving without attentionseeking with bewbs etc ..oh well

>>38897011
Think it's more to do with making a seperate feel thread ats just for them whites do have muh white feel threads same for indians and latino's etc stop being a snowflake.

>>38896868
Reminded me of this World Peace scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwuoDtplfU#t=3m20s

>>38897091
Why is my fucking mum on /britfeel/

>>38897052
>Not a fedora weeb, I'm actually closer to Christian Bale in American Psycho if I'm being honest.

Lulz. That's a good one anon, I'm fortunate to be in such illustrious company.

>>38896868
Wer u at bbe

>>38897096
I cant be bothered to get into an argument but different races have to deal with different feels sometimes.

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>>38897075
Women really are like children. So easily manipulable

>>38897155
Ah..The women are inferior meme.

>>38897080
I'm famished lad
I'd eat the pure batter if there wasn't people who'd ask questions

>>38897143
South West Side gurl. Hit me up

>>38897055
she made a video bitching about racism after brexit mentions /britpol/ in the vid then becomes a single mother then /pol/ makes memes about her not really seeking out interacial stacies then see got trolled by the guy who owns the stormfag site

>>38897091
That's the show. Another family bought a van, despite not knowing how to drive. The mongs.

As for 600 lbs life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg

Absolute state of burgers.

Too lazy to do peppercorn sauce today. It's Sunday which is "do fuck all" day. Was effort enough just doing the steak. Rest of tonight is "get pissed" and forget that Monday is approaching

>>38897155
>So easily manipulable
women manipulate men all the time what are you tlking about?

>>38897155
Yet you can't manipulate them to have sex with you. Explain that.

>>38897091
Can u post anything then? A finger even or preferably a foot then we can talk

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>>38897025
>>38897055
>>38897191
Oh and here's the mulatto baby. Kek

>>38897216
HAHAHA BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL LMAO AMIRITE /pol/

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>>38897216
ugh what the fuck is that thing?
that's horrific, even for a mudblood

>>38897154
Am sikh you don't see me making muh someone called me a terrorist feel threads most of the time it's racebait tier stuff anyway.

>>38897198
That's because most men are pathetic and desperate to fuck any willing hole. I'm talking about how women have the literal mindset of a child

>>38897207
That's because I'm volcel. Most women are disease ridden whores nowadays anyway

>>38897250
How do people turn out like you? I'm genuinely curious.

Did mummy beat you? Did daddy beat you? Were you diddled?

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>>38896976
I know this feel anon funny how the muh /pol/ twats didn't reply to this just date black church girls like me
white girls are overrated.

>>38897250
>most men are pathetic
>women are mentally children
sure you dont just hate the entire human race?

>>38897291
How did modern society turn out the way it did? That's what you should be asking yourself. Take the black pill kiddo

>>38896967

If they both had kids then it cancels out so everythings fine.

>>38897216
Holy shit. Looks like someone hit random on the oblivion character creation screen

>>38897249
>sikh
god I feel so sorry for you

>>38897314
What's wrong with hating the entire human race? Not even memeing but humans are a plague on this planet, we should all voluntarily go extinct. Look up anti-natalism
Shame that will never happen because of non-whites

>>38897320
What's the point of asking ourselves that question? If we come to a different answer than you you'll just call everyone a bluepilled cuck

>>38897188
That wasn't me but thanks for the lols I'm actually giggling like a twat at your reply to someone (probably male) asking 'Wer U At Bbe?'
Hahaha oh wow....

>>38897195

Hahaha great. Its actuslly fantastic & yet disgusting, seeing them gives me motivation to not eat those extra FOUR MINI PIZZAS. For example of course.

Nice, well cheers to that I'm relaxing now too, have a good evening anon

>>38897249
You're the fucker who replies "sikhs are bros" every single time the word sikh appears on this website arent you?

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This is your 3 hour warning wagies

3 hours till bedtime

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>>38897349
>Shame that will never happen because of non-whites
gee I really want to look up your theory now

This week i masturbated 56 times to pics of Mummy May.
Aiming for 60 next week.

>>38897341
? sikhs are bro tier mate

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>>38895393
This is yet another /britfeel/ edition I can get behind.

>>38897341
why and do you feel bad enough to let me fuck ur gf when you get one and dont need pity from a whitebot

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>>38897374
>Off work tomorrow
Loving life senpai

>>38897406
Nice try, mister american

>>38895691
Thank you lad. I hope that she's even half as cute as your waifu

>>38897361
Bitch less talking and more posting tits

>>38897406
Nope. they are synonymous with stickiness and they literally dont shave or groom themselves.

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Honour the agreement - we can.

>>38897387
i habeeb in you lad

>>38897374
Imma go to sleep right now not even gay

>>38897441

Ought to make them best bros with molluscs.

>>38897381
I'm just adding a racist spin to it anon. You can read more into it but the theory is basically 'humans shouldn't breed, human life was a mistake'

My point is that nig nogs and pakis shit out 10 kids each without any regard to quality of life

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>>38897374
REEEE REEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COMFY LEVELS AT MINIMUM

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>>38897387
Are you into young May or old May lad? Keep it up, I'm sure she's watching you and proud

>mummy got me some new pants
>gonna break them in with a big cum

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>>38897441
I'm talking about how friendly they are, I don't know anything about their hygiene

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>Started posting on /britfeel/ 990 days ago
>Still here today

This place is worse than heroin

>>38897444
Really pathetic handshake from Abe, Xi wins this one

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>>38897444

Co-operate with neighbours to increase thread cofiness

>>38897489
Both, depending on my mood.
Also, this week i found out about the brexxxit porn movie, which fueled my wet dreams despite the casting inaccuracies

>>38897476

It is the will of Allah my brother.

>>38897519
More like
>mummy got me some new pants
>gonna break her in with a big cum

What in god's name is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s

>>38896061
I've done this a few times. I'm way nicer on here than irl desu

>>38897444
Abe you utter cuck. You were more manly when you give Xi some shit.

hate you now.

>american blackbot
>no pasty english anglo bf
why live

>>38897539
All east asians are friendly

>>38897662
Are we talking blackbot(girl)?

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>>38897656
Fuck off, you think I actually like this faggot? We just agreed to help make /britfeel/ better.

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>>38897216
>>38897328
While that is some overused meme, it's the most accurate use I've seen.
What a fucking ugly child.

>>38897662
Move here then I'll be your bf as long as you're nice

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>>38897693
Hope you do. Otherwise you will be stepping into the ring like Xi did.

- Kev x

>>38897629
Porn kino desu

>>38897688
Nope. Black homo

>>38897662
You just know Ebin would like getting BLACKED

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>>38897656

That irradiated lapdog of Meiguo is no pengyou of mine.

We just agreed to fight a common enemy

Is it cheeky to plan to stay at my parents house until I'm like 26?

I mean, it would allow me to save up a shit load of money and they welcome it because they don't want me wasting money renting when I could be saving for a house deposit.

You may as well not move out if you don't have to right? We have a great relationship but even if they hated me there's enough space here to stay well out of the way if I had to.

Come back pie girl :c

>>38897752
If they know you are saving up for a house deposit and are okay with you being there, I don't see why it would be cheeky.

You could always just give them a bit of money each month to make up for it. Would be much less than what you pay in rent too.

>>38897752
Might struggle to have a gf living at home that old

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Stupid Abe can't even keep Riben economy stable. Zhongguo has already overtaken Riben, and will overtake Meiguo in just a few years

>>38897753
fucking state of you.

>>38897752
I'm 26 and with my parents, but I have job and they're moving soon anyway. I'll have enough money to rent somewhere cheap and buy lots of vidya. B^)

right ball is aching lads

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>>38897784
Tell me about your porn industry again - oh, wait.

i didn't know japan made ribena lads

i didn't know ribena was in trouble either

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Proper need a shit

>>38897752
You must trick them into signing the house in your name and take over by conquest. It is the only true way.

>>38897796
What a ball ache

*Badum TSCH!*

>>38897716
How low are your standards lad?

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>>38897802

Tell me against about your collapsing birthrate. Can't blame Riben nuren for not wanting Riben nanren. Zhongguoren have happy families, Riben nanren cry into Dakimakura all night long

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Found a file full of super old images. Back when motivational images were the height of comedy on 4chan. Time capsule tbqh

>>38897814
What do you mean they're in trouble? I live ribena

fucking connection error
connection error
connection error
done like 40 capthas fucking gookmoot

>>38897731
Oh. How disgusting

>>38897320
The sexual revolution and equality for women. I, and non bigots that were alive at the time, would agree that life now is much better for everyone than it ever was.

Obviously living in your room on the internet does naught to further your world view so you'll have to take my word for it.

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>>38897876
>naught

>>38897883
Me on the left in the short shorts.

>>38897876
This actually. all these people be thinking women are inferior.

>>38897905
I was deliberately mimicking the typing style of MRA's and the like.

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>>38897406
>>38897372
No we just are we intergate into british life we don't form rape gangs we don't force are faith on to others we are qutie nationalistic and alot of you guys have a curry fetish and alot of sikh girls have redcoat fetish.

Lads, I've just been fucking close lined by a bout of apathy. It took all of my physical effort just to type this. I just want to die.

>>38897922
>I was only pretending to be euphoric

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>>38897802
ooooooh kill 'em