Describe yourself

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>shadguy

>>38895035
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope can't. I tried, trust me

I'm an psuedo-chad black guy with low body fat who stands at 6'4(3)"
I'm very obviously saving my virginity for the right lady

>>38895035
I am a cool autistic faggot.

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>shadimmigrant with a White girl fetish

>>38895035
Ex Alpha here, Used to be out drinking every other night, was prob a solid 7/10 sleeping with who I wanted. Now I am 29, fat, not slept with a woman in seven years, with little to no self esteem left. Thanks to internet porn addiction and online games. Used to be quick and smart now have a dull foggy brain.

>>38895035
i used to have a bunch of friends a drank and smoked weed with when i was a teen until i decided i didn't like them and went to shitpost on the internet for several years instead.
went through a few jobs and neethood
during my time a had a few hobbies, which i enjoyed and one gf.
i found her pretty sexually appealing, but wasn't much better than the friends i used to have so we broke up when she started trying to change me.

The only thing I'm good at is math, how do I make that sound cool?

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>>38895035

> M.D.
> bachelor
> never really know what I'm doing in the hospital, mostly just wing it
> bachelor pad (clean, but almost no furniture) in one of America's biggest cities
> only item consistently in my refrigerator is beer
> work around mostly 20-40 y/o nurses almost every day

(I hate myself)

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Ill list the words people have used to describe me on the last years:

>Strong, mature, silent, he doesnt care at all, cute, awkward, autist, good friend, jerk, a mess, mysterious, i cant read him, you look like if you have no gender, too much into himself, probably secretly scared, rough.

But if i had to describe myself id say im a lazy person who values strenght and effectiveness. Im constantly looking at a "correct way to be" and i put a lot of thought on my own aestheticism, that is, how do i look, if i myself like the way im acting or not. Im not bad looking but im too weird to have a partner, still, i have been loved at least once so nothing tells me it cant happen again. Constantly thinking about myself and being "inside me" however has made me rather difficult to get for others and to be honest in a face to face conversation unless we have good chemistry i believe i would end up being rather boring. Besides that, the other thing i can say about myself is that im an optimist and im constantly waiting. I wait for something that makes my life more interesting to appear, be a war or a plan or whatever it is.

>a tall Aryan empath martial artist.

>>38895035
Is that Ellen Page + Emma Watson?

>>38895035
I'm a giant (tall) programer and cgi artist who spends most of his time on his craft because interacting with other people would yust hurt them

reality:
>lanky
>learned cg and programing because too lazy, cheap and not interested in interacting with others for regular hobby's
>autistic but still sane enough to realise how bad i am at interacting wit other humans