I tried to kill myself by OD on heroin AMA

>>38888092
how do you fail an intentional overdose on heroin???? not trying to like be mean but if you inject enough shouldn't you basically be done for unless somebody finds you?

>>38888092
did you see the other side

>>38888092
How did you get it ?
My social skills are so shit, i can't find a dealer.

>>38888105
My neighbors heard my screams and called 911 I had a bad trip.
>>38888109
Maybe? I don't remember much except that I felt like I was on a beautiful resort and felt super comfy.

>>38888092
What's your full name, date of birth, social security number, and mother's maiden name?

>>38888124
I saved up like $500 to buy enough. Bought it from a pimp who lived on the Southside of the city I'm from.

>>38888092
When you pulled back the plunger, how'd you feel? How'd you know you OD'd? How long did it take until you nodded off if you remember at all?

>>38888134
Salaryman
09/11/01
123-45-6789
Schlomo

>>38888144
Really warm. Then I felt like I was in a resort, then I woke up with tubes everywhere

>>38888129
Next time OP, go OD in some remote area like a comfy forest.
Do you plan to anhero again ?

>>38888250
I don't know. I'm terrible at killing myself.

>>38888129
Sounds more like an ad for heroin than an attempted suicide

>>38888092
have you ever tried to kys yourself by OD on heroin?

>>38888129
>I had a bad trip.
What the fuck? You don't have bad trips on heroin and if you already lost consciousness you wouldn't scream, you'd just lie on the ground motionlessly until you asphyxiate.

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>to stupid to kys
I know that feel

>>38888538
Less scream and more like moans. It was my first time and I wasn't handling the drug well.
>>38888421
I'd rather shill for cocaine
>>38888436
I failed
>>38888555
The feel hurts

>failed to OD on purpose
I would tell you to kys but you are too stupid

How much did you vomit

>>38889188
I vomited in the ambulance. 3 times I think?

What's gonna happen now?
Are they going to institutionalize you or is your family going to pick you up and take care of you until you get back up on your feet?

>>38888281
If you fail to kill yourself you really dont want to die.
Anyone who REALLY wants to die would have killed himself already.
You probably just want your problems to go away wich is fine but then dont say you want to die cause you obviously dont

>>38889290
I have a caretaker now to make sure I don't do anything. My parents don't want me home.

>>38889299
The idea was that I didn't want to kill myself in a way that screamed SUICIDE

>>38889324
Caretaker a guy or girl? This is important.

>>38889336
Girl named Bethany

>>38888555
Ch-ch-checked eeeem

>>38889355
Is she hot? Will she shoot up heroin with you?

>>38889459
She's qt but older and no she is a good Christian girl.

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don't do drugs. i have od'ed on painkillers and if i lived alone i wouldn't be here today. my mom called the paramedics i don't want my precious anons to die.

>>38889497
>the people who unironically post on this board
>precious
I think those painkillers fucked your head up dude

>>38888092
How much stronger is Heroin than Oxycodone?

>>38889527
I have no earthly idea

>>38889497
No one cares about me. Even the Discord friends I made on r9k blocked me.

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i tried overdosing, its a meme. my parents called the ambulance so they found me in time

>>38889566
>he fell for the failed overdose meme

I tried overdosing but while blacked out I apparently called the ambulance