What does female masturbation feel like?

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>>38887471
like male masturbation but better.

>>38887471
A lot of them don't know how to do it

>>38888723
>you will never give a girl her first orgasm ensuring her undying loyalty to you forever

Feels bad man

I used to try when I was younger but I always felt like I was going pee, so I stopped

>>38887471
Like heaven. Imagine the best feeling you can think of. Now multiply that by a hundred. It's overwhelming the whole way through.

>>38888785
Did you consider... Peeing before doing it? Anyway, when aroused females secrete fluids using the same muscle, why is why

>>38889026
Yeah I did, but it was more like I felt like something was going to be released.

>>38889047
that "release" is the orgasm, anon. keep going next time

>>38888758
I did that for my pure virgin grill friend. She stayed loyal. But she also got bored of the relationship regardless. Women are a meme.

>>38889047
That's because something was going to be released, known to men as the nectar of the gods and to females as cream.

>>38888758
why would this ensure her undying loyalty?

>>38887471
They don't have much drive so it's pointless.

>>38889069
I doubt anybody uses those terms and why would there be a difference between what men and women call it?

>>38888723
How do I give girl an orgasm? She's too incompetent to do it herself apparently and I want to help.

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Where do you find a female schlick partner?

>>38887471
pleasure but never satisfaction

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>>38887471
It feels pretty fuckin good my dude. A good orgasm feels like my skin is electrified and I'm just melting into goodness, from head to toes. The actual feeling of release lasts maybe 10 seconds but the comfy satisfied afterglow lasts minutes. It's the best.

>>38890816
really? because for me an orgasm is barely anything and it can't satisfy me and I have to keep doing it more

>>38890901
Well I rarely just orgasm once in a session, but I like to take my time for the first one and it's usually a pretty intense one. I wouldn't say it leaves me unsatisfied (although sometimes an orgasm I work up to is just 'meh' and I feel like I just have to keep going), it's more like "this was awesome, let's do it again!" for me.

>>38890816
>The actual feeling of release lasts maybe 10 seconds but the comfy satisfied afterglow lasts minutes.

This does sound a lot better than the feeling of semen coming out my penis then instant depression and regret.

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>>38891032
I never quite understood that, but it seems surprisingly common. I've had feelings of shame/guilt post-orgasm but only because of some silly Catholic hangups as a young teenager, but since then I've only ever felt happy and content about my diddling.
Is that a primarily male thing maybe?

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>>38891100
It seems so. Such envy.

>>38891100
>Is that a primarily male thing maybe?
I think so.
It's not even that I feel bad about masturbating, I just feel bad about everything.

>>38891100
Personally I can't even masturbate because I get major nausea and it makes my depression a lot worse

>>38891120
Yeah, obviously has its ups and downs and I don't know the other side but I gotta say if it's purely about pleasure, I think we got the way better cards dealt.
How some girls simply don't masturbate is beyond me. How can you choose to just waste this.

>>38891137
>>38891166
So it's more like, worsening existing depression then? That sucks, sorry anons.

>>38891100
>Is that a primarily male thing maybe?
Well-adjusted boy (male) here. No.

>>38891195
Thanks. Can I have a hug?

>>38891207
>well adjusted
What are you doing here, anon. Flee.
Just kidding, that's good to hear.

>>38891210
Sure, if you angle your throbbing erection away from me.

>>38891195
If it didn't I'd be browsing some other board
I can cum multiple times in a row without stopping but I get so nauseous and feel so terrible I rarely even do it once
I think my junk is broken

>>38891237
B-but I'm not erect

It feels painful if I don't orgasm quickly enough :<

>>38891261
That's alright then.

>>38891337
You should try getting really turned on before going for your clit, like play with your nipples or just stroke along your thighs and underboob. If you just rub away like it's a lottery ticket you'll get oversensitive and it'll hurt kinda. At least that's how it is for me.

>not fapping to this thread

>>38887471
Dead clit thanks prozac

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Do femanons touch their buttholes when they masturbate?

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>>38891466
That probably sucks. I'd take the dead libido over the depression though.

>>38891466
Have you tried switching meds? I've been on SSRIs that dulled my libido completely, but another one didn't kill it at all. Thank goodness.

>>38891499
Not really honestly, doesn't do anything for me.

>>38891466
Yeah my parents used to forcefeed me Adderall when I was a kid for adhd, I'm quite certain it gave me lasting ED. I hear ssri's are even worse for fucking up your libido

>>38891506
Still depressed just not trying to kms

>>38891534
Yeah, been on one that made me vomit everyone, another that gave me constant migraines, another that made it feel like my stomach was being pulled apart, and one that made my eyes go really blurry and stopped me sleeping for more than a couple hours at a time. This is really the best one.

>>38891547
Yeah, every sexless relationship I heard of started with someone going on SSRIs

>>38889073
Its like most birbs imprint MOM on the first thing they see. Likewise a powerful emotion could cause a permanent enough memory of you to her.

>>38891562
I'm sorry to hear that anon. So I guess ded clit is still the best option there. Still, sucks.

>>38891100
Yeah, I think it is. It's not depression for me, but I pretty much immediately lose all interest in the porn I'm watching.

There are exceptions though, it's probably not the same with sex, and sometimes if the porn is good enough I can keep my interest and I'm ready to go again after ten or so minutes.

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>>38891562
It is pretty tough, but you can do it.

>>38891195
>I think we got the way better cards dealt
please tell me more how women are superior I'm almost cumming

apparently i get sensations similar to what femanons describe

it's nice being a male with no refractory period

>>38891671
I meant just the overall feeling of orgasm seems to be more intense, but to mention that we have no refractory period (except when we do for a few days), I've had orgasms that seemed to go on for minutes, with my legs refusing to work for a while afterwards, full-body shakes and all that. Rare though.
Not that it's a contest of course.

>>38891676
You're a lucky guy anon.

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>>38891676
>Male
>No refractory period

wash your hands Austria

>>38888805
Sounds like heroin mate

>>38891737
I'm not austria but I never wash my hands after I shlick I just wipe it and go

>>38891774
Wipe it? Gross. At least you don't lick it.

>>38891737
I washed before lunch, I don't know what you mean anon.

>>38891833
Licking is the Patrician way of cleaning up though.

>>38891833
I've only done it a few times when I was curious

>>38891850
you should do it now

>>38891847
I can't decide if I find that hot or gross

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>>38892179
Licking fingers or washing hands?

>>38889073
Because it happens in his anime's!!

whhat is female attention like

>>38894570
like getting the attention of someone who likes dick and kissing boys
pretty gay desu

>>38887471
Like sandbags and nickels

>tfw yeast infections are a thing

Fuck I thought vagina was beautiful

>>38889176
Kek femanons confirmed dumb as rocks

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>>38888758
>Virgins Say The Darndest Things

>>38887471
like rubbing a 2cm penis

>>38887471
like a lot of work most of the time

and depending on the sex drive/sensitivity of the girl, pretty hard to enjoy without conscious effort

>>38891499
Rarely and only when I'm close to orgasm aka when I'm hyper aroused. I use my thumb to put some pressure on the opening.

>>38894901
That's absurdly sensitive.

desu i don't like it? masturbation to me doesn't feel that good and i always feel bad about myself while doing it. idk if that's abnormal or what.

>>38895164
Unfortunately not really abnormal, but still a shame.

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Male masturbation is better.

>>38895314
I know which one I like watching more lol

>>38895314
In what way, anon? Genuinely curious.

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>>38895476
Nothing quite like shooting a fat load!

>>38895773
Yeah I assume that's fun, but why would you say it's better than female masturbation?

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>>38895786
I guess that's my only reason. An orgasm is an orgasm so I suppose they're equally as good.

>>38887471
its boring, fingering yourself hurts and made me want to pee all the time, and clit stimulation always feels the same

>>38895863
I don't know really, I'll never have a male orgasm so I'm sure I couldn't compare them.

>>38895903
>clit stimulation always feels the same
You think so? I feel like it can really vary a lot with my mood and sensitivity varies with my cycle quite a bit.

>>38895983
>I don't know really, I'll never have a male orgasm so I'm sure I couldn't compare them.
pulsing, throbbing force through your dick, feeling it squirt out, waves of pleasure through your body, totally satisfied

>>38889505
I don't know, anon. Never managed. Play with the clit, I guess.

>>38895983
>>38896276
my orgasms are rarely like that, they're good but not that strong, only if i've edged for a few hours, with each next orgasm feeling worse, wish i could cum a couple times in a row as a girl

There was a study that asked male and female participants to describe their typical orgasm, and once they removed all the words that are unique to either gender the descriptions matched up almost completely. Both men and women use many of the exact same words when describing orgasms (electrifying, throbbing, empty-headed), and neither gender's descriptions made it sound like these feelings were particularly amplified for them vs the opposite gender.

I think it would be awesome to know what an orgasm feels like as a woman just as a point of reference, but I'm not really concerned that us men got the short end of the stick as far as sexual pleasure goes. So much of it is all mental anyway.

>>38897684
Wasn't there also some study done by the Nips that measured brain activity during orgasm and found that the female orgasm was a firework of neural activity, more feelgood hormones etc, and the male one more of a fizzle?

>>38897779
never heard of that study
I have been rly curious with bfs and gfs tho about it and it seems to be the same for guys and girls