>tfw manlet (5'1") >tfw dicklet (3.5") >tfw

>>38886623
Become an trap before you become an hero.

>>38886649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

take the red pill -_-

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>>38886623
>5'1
>25yo

holy shit dude theres literally no salvation for you

>>38886623
>tfw all ur firends are taller then you
>tfw you are the the 3rd shortest kid in ur class
>tfw i could careless about height but that fear is creeping up

Existence is worthless, all life is, is to pass on ur genes and continue the horrible cycle of life

Only reason im not dead is because im my fathers only favorite son and kms would most likely destroy him

>>38886623
Why not do one of the many enjoyable things life has to offer instead of bitching and moaning about your shortcomings?

>>38886693
listen to him

play vidya, watch hentai

ignore the P A I N

I am 6'5" but my jaw, nose, and chest are deformed badly. My deformed jaw and nose make me sound very weird and there's nothing I can do about it right now.

>>38886623
hire a tall person to carry you around

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>>38886709
NUNU
>It's cold out there

Your height doesn't matter it's your personality that does

>>38886690
>im his favourite son
why are you his favourite son?

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>>38886730
seriously?the guy is fucking 5'1 theres no personality on planet earth that can save you at that point.even manlets look like towers next to him.

>>38886732
my brother is a lazy sack of shit who has opposite political views from my dad and he stays in his room all day while I do all the shit dads love, my brother dosent even like talking to my dad idunno why

>tldr my brother is a lazy liberal cuck who dosent like his father for no real reason

>>38886623
Everytime I want to kill myself I think about the small pleasures in life that I still enjoy that I wouldn't be able to if I were dead. If only to drink a hot coffee the next morning, I wont die that night because I still have something to look forward to. My life right now is fucked up but I feel like humans are designed to live through shit, if even through a day to day basis.

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>>38886623
>>tfw dicklet (3.5")
you are so fucked, your mom fucked with your testosterone levels during preganncy

>>38886895
>your mom fucked with your testosterone levels during preganncy
how?

>>38886623
>tfw 5'7
>tfw 5x4 penis
>tfw baby face but huge beard genes

>>38886947
drugs

>>38886718
I like how there's poop on the pepes asses

>>38886623
Please do not become a trap. I can be your boyfriend, i will let you play with my penis and suck your dick. please post pics

>>38886623
Redemption is not impossible...
1.) Start wearing heel lifts so you're at least 5'3"
2.) Penis pump???
3.) Get your fashion in gear, browse >>>/fa/
4.) Use minoxidil on your face to try and grow manly facial hair
5.) Cut down on body fat and go on a diet to rid of your baby chubby cheeks
6.) Hit the gym, try to get muscular to potentially compensate

Danny Devito is 4'11" and married.. but he is also rich...
Whatever you do, don't fall for the trap meme.

>>38887389
>1.) Start wearing heel lifts so you're at least 5'3"
make me even more pathetic so I can still be just as tall as a fucking 10 years old girl?
>2.) Penis pump???
doesn't increase permanent lenght or girth, and even if it does, it'd be still small
>3.) Get your fashion in gear, browse >>>/fa/
I have to wear fucking child sizes
>4.) Use minoxidil on your face to try and grow manly facial hair
so I can get pubes on my face? great advice
>5.) Cut down on body fat and go on a diet to rid of your baby chubby cheeks
I have visible abs and arm vein, I'm not chubby

why didn't you just tell me to BEE MUHSELF XD

>>38886623
>25
>5'1"
HAHAHAHHA, I was taller when I was 10

I'll hire you to walk next to me when I go out. I'm 5'7 so I'll look taller when I'm with you.

>>38886623
>5'1"
CUTE!
>3.5" dick
CUTE!
>baby face
CUTE!

pls be my trap gf

>>38886623
jesus fuck how big were you when you were young

>>38886623
If you're gay I'll big your big spoon.

anon you just can kill yourself
but remember there's always one worst than you

just do it, honestly nobody cares if you kill yourself

But OP ain't a virgin. Ha ha ha, he accomplished more than I did!

5'3 short man here.

I just gave my company card to a cute cashier that was giving me an ambiguous look

Do you know what she did?

She giggled and put it in her purse and told me when she's free.

>>38886623
I'm 5'1" and my girlfriend is 6'1". I'm 20 and she's 25. There's still hope anon.

Just checking who got the GET
>>38888888

>5'1"
>male
>25

tell me you're larping please

>>38886858
You're clearly underage. You fucking retard.

>>38889418
>implying this board isn't for underage kids like him

fuck off old fag, quit bringing kids down to your level you peder slime

>>38886623
Please don't hurt yourself
By existing, you make me look more attractive.

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>>38888989
>ywn be a cute grill
>ywn be the big spoon and hold manlet anon against your boobs

>>38886623
>literally whats the point of existing like this?- 37 posts and 5 image replies shown.
just give up and become a tranny. The attention you'll get from Chads (and other girls) will get you hard as fuck.

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>>38889321
Met a nerdy guy like this irl, i wanted to make a move but wasnt sure if he was gay. It is very likely seeing how this place attracts outcast that dont fit in society, feel bad for the anon since he also has a small penis, tho i think its cute and i find him being smol attractive.

have a shorty virgin cutie Asian gf

>>38889747
>become a tranny
Just going gay is fine, dont chop your dick off or start taking hormones. Being a trap is absolutely fine tho.

>>38889789
your penis looks ill, you may want to cover it in your foreskin.

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>>38889838
fuck you buddy how bout you make me a sandwich

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>tfw 6'3"
>tfw 7" dick
>tfw strong jaw

>tfw fat
Sad thing is, I did it to myself.

>>38890090
well then lose the fucking fat you faggot