Certified Virgin thread

>>38886603
I think you are on the wrong board my friend

>>38886603
I want to fuck rainbow dash

Virgin here, and honestly by choice.

If I really wanted to, I could probably hit up one of the 500 girls on my tinder and fuck them. I could've fucked at least 3 women confirmed. I didn't though, because I don't want mindless hedonist degenerate sex. I want it with someone I truly love. I don't think I'll find that anytime soon because most millennial women are all shallow trend-obsessed liberal-brainwashed cunts.

Got any good music recs?

>>38886630
>Got any good music recs?
What are you into?

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>>38886603

Just like porn sites have this "Are you above 18 years?" thing before entering, we should have this form where they guarantee they're social retards and ugly forever alone virgins, if anyone proceeds to talk about gf's and whatnot we'd know they're lying anyway.

Any electricians in the house tonight?

>>38886648
Indie/alternative rock mainly
80s music in particular
Vaporwave, EDM, industrial, jazz, synthpop also

>>38886630
You don't count faggot. You're a christfag or /pol/fag Chad with tinder matches. You have opportunity true robots don't except you're just autistic. If i had 500 girls I could talk to and possibly fuck I'd be doing everything to get them.

>>38886656
Welder here, not the same but fellow tradie


>>38886627
This.
True robots are a dying breed sadly. We can't have anywhere anymore apparently.

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>>38886628
ill shitpost with you when barneyfag comes

>>38886673
You ever listen to Sonic Youth

>>38886704
>opportunity

Fucking hate it when people say this. It's not really an opportunity, it's just a bunch of dumb shallow uninteresting women who want to talk about some show on netflix and drumpf eating 2 scoops and their dogs and what not. You ever spend time actually talking to these types of women? 95% of them are NPCs who have no use other than as a hole.

Now there's some interesting women in there and I always fuck it up with them because I overthink and act autistic every time. Vast majority though have nothing to offer beyond appearance and a shallow hookup, which doesn't mean anything to me.

>>38886737
Kinda never in depth but I know their big songs

Like them

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>>38886704
>Welder here, not the same but fellow tradie

Cheers mayne! Not an electrician myself though, just wanted to ask some stuff about thermal protectors.

What do you weld? Hobby level welder here, people leave stuff for me to fix at times, here's an expansion tank I made. My Kemppi TIG got stolen some months ago though, no money for a new one.

>>38886603
I am a virgin (man, 24 years old), but I think "Not having Sex" is not a requirement for /r9k/, as far as I remember this board is for mentally ill people/lonely people with depressions, not virgins particularly, but virginity in men often comes with depression, loneliness or another form of mental illness.

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Its getting hard for me to resist girls, I don't know its like my instincts are finally kicking in.

anyone still here? i have some stuff to bitch about.

>>38887698
go on, tell me about what's bothering you

>>38887698

I'lI give you advice.

Fun fact:

Having sex doesn't deem you a normalfag. It's really not that hard with 0 standards

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C-can us failed normies who've only had sex once and regret it post ITT?

>>38887337
>I think "Not having Sex" is not a requirement for /r9k/

literally something only a normalfag would say

>>38886603

The core userbase of /r9k/ are normal, socially active people. Basement dwelling molluscs are just an amusing vocal minority.

>>38886630

Seldom read such bullshit TBQH lad.

>>38887721
Actually, it's that very lack of standards which makes you a normalfag.

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>>38887711
>>38887718
theres a chick i know since a bit more than year now. she was always very fond of me and i felt she was crushing on me as well. we hang out a lot, since months now.
we literally lie around in her bed usually watching shit on netflix with her sleeping on my chest and hugging me. one day i just started fondling her tits because i was simply bored, but for absolutely RETARDED and SUPERFICIAL reasons, and basically because im just a cunt, i didnt even want more.

i was telling to myself for weeks that im not intrested in more. i simply lied to myself because i thought i could score better, can you imagine that? a week ago she got railed by some dude who just made a move when she was drunk, and it made me realize how much i like her. im afraid i just blew all my shots. i knew that before that happened i could have had her (she literally told me) but i was too much a retarded asshole. i was even really mean to her a week or so before that happened because, i dont know why.

the fuck am i supposed to do now, i brought this all up upon myself, theres nothing to blame but me and i hate myself for it

>>38887885
She should have responded when you fondled her tits. The exact same thing happened to me; I was just one option out of many, and she was just the town bicycle.

>>38887910
she pressed my fucking face in between them, theres no denying that its all my fault. im just wondering if i still have a chance, and i think about just trying to kiss her tonight when we watch shit again. i just want the situation right now to end, one way or another.

shes not some town bicycle

>>38887885

She sounds like a slut, I wouldn't catch feelings for her, look at her as just a possible fuck bag. Don't give more than you're getting from her. Ask for head and go from there.

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>>38887934
>shes not some town bicycle

>>38887951
>She sounds like a slut
shes not, but even if so, that doesnt help my situation. shes a good girl and not a stacy at all.

>>38887934
Ok pal, you wanted to take it slow and fondle her tits and she wanted to fuck the next dog in the pack.

>not a hoor.

>>38887424
Same here anon. I usually managed it by fapping 3 times a day

>khhv
>no friends

I hate being completely alone. I'm alone even when I am working, around other people. Nobody gives a shit about me or my existence.

The only person in the world who cares is my father who I talk too, twice a month.

I have started losing my conversation skills due to lack of use. Started stuttering when I try to make smalltalk with some random stranger who happens to engage me.

Growing up sucks. I never thought it would be this bad.

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>>38887972
>shes a good girl

You must be new to the game.

You're stressing yourself out too much about this, be more upfront her, make sex happen and make her yours if you want or don't and move on. But don't sit on the sidelines focused on her whiles she getting fucked.

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>>38888047

Yeah I stopped fapping as much and reality is started to set in. The beast is awakening but I fear he is not ready.

>>38888007
no, not a hoor

>>38888087
shes not getting fucked anymore. i know that dude is like, insanely in love with her. and i led her on for fucking months before that.

>>38886603
I've noticed I've been getting mad at trivial shit daily for the last few years, mid 20s now

i-is this bad for our health?

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>>38886603
Lmao I seriously refuse to believe that you self proclaimed robots are actually virgins. Like, no way there are so many of you who haven't had sex lol

18 y/o virgin with almost no social life and no guaranteed university
AMA

>>38888778

Don't take it too seriously. It's LARPing to a degree. Adult virgins posting/wizard posting/ tendie posting is a funny meme. All boards have their own thing, and virgin posting is ours.

That said, there are some people who are legitimate virgins, full on autists, people in wheelchairs, etc.

Don't take it too seriously and play along anon.

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>>38889037
>almost no social life
>almost
Get the fuck off my board normalfag

>>38886603
Phoneposters and plebbit are to blame.

>>38886603
I fucked with spiritual wamen tho.

>>38888778
>>38889075
>lol they're just PRETENDING to be virgins haha it's just muh board culture
Fuck off, is it so unreal to you that I could still be a KHV that I have to be trolling/LARPing? Jesus christ

>>38886603
White? Is that you?

Someone please end me

21 and khhv. I just fill all the time I'm not slaving away with various forms of escapism.

i put my cock against a vagina but it was not hard enough to penetrate what am i

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>>38886603
>23 khhv reporting in
I haven't gone outside for 2 months and a half.
I usually vidya, smoke and watch game streams.
I wish i had the necessary social skills to find a dealer for weed.

>watch serie. main character has a gf or female orbiters
>stop watching
>watch a movie. main character has a gf or female orbiters
>stop watching
>watch anime. main character has a gf or female orbiters
>stop watching
>listen to music. gf or romantic them
>stop listening
>read a book. main character has gf or female orbiters
>stop reading

Idk famalam. Maybe it's time for me to an hero.

>>38886603
having had sex doesnt make you a normalfag
>>>/wizardchan/

>>38891606
it fucking does you normie infiltrator

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>>38891606
>normie with gf
>B-but robot is a state of mind
Go neck yourself, you filthy roach.

>>38891673
I had sex once. Still never had a gf, never kissed a girl, and still a social retard

>>38891673
having sex doesnt get rid of your mental illness

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>>38891721
You are a failed normie, at best a cyborg not a robot.
Don't ever call yourself a robot again.

18, khhv. Yes I can finally post my age now, mom.
Have had a female friend since 7th grade, always loved her but she never seemed to like me as more than a friend. Never initiates conversations/texting, etc. whatever the case, I'm gonna finally try and start something with her soon. I'm almost guaranteeing it will fail but it's better than not knowing.
Having a genuine emotional connection with someone is one of the few things I really want- it's a shame that so few girls seem to view me as an option.

>>38891606
Sex is the biggest indicator of a normal. You have been welcomed into society, you've convinced someone that you are socially normal enough that they can have sex with you.

Of course this isn't totally true if it was a prostitute or rape, but I doubt that was your case.

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I have literally not a single friend. Not ONE. I haven't had a proper conversation with another human being in years. And you know what, I prefer it that way. People are dirty cuntbags and I'd rather hang out with likeminded losers on the web. So if all you fucking normalfags could get the HECK off my board I'd feel at least a little bit less miserable about the garbage pit known as my life. Thank you for listening, and suck my cock.

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>>38886710
Goddamn fucking Barneyfag, kill yourself

>/r9k/ is now so filled with normalfaggot scum to the point that we have to create threads on the board itself to gather fellow robots

the real answer is that the demographics of 4chan are getting older

i'm a fucking loser, but im 30. in that time i've banged a bunch of women just due to being alive a lot longer.

30 year old wizards are actually pretty rare.

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>>38892113
I argueing, in the ITT : Shit normalfags says, with a normie with a gf and social who believes he is a robot because he has meme depression.
The absolute state of this board.

Has anyone tried their luck on tinder?
>tfw no matches

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>>38892287
I got matches but it was only bots.
>mfw

>>38892287
I got matches and a couple of messages but its too late for me to even bother starting when girls all have over a decade of relationship and sexual experience

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>>38886603
Being a virgin sucks but you get used to it however tfw no gf still stings really hard

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>>38886603
Through my exprience with them women started to disgust me.
I could have sex many times. I want to have sex with women. They arouse me sexually. But when I'm about to I remember how disgusting creatures they are and can't be bothered.
Anyone had similar expriences?
I'm still a virgin.

>>38886603

>actual core userbase

you mean ronery virgins

>>38892575
I agree anon. They are disgusting filthy creatures.
If it wasn't hormones making us attracted to them, the human race would have been extinguished.

>>38886673
If you do some good research on The Nostolgia Machine for some good 80's music then you will be fine.

>>38886673
Dias de septiembre, my friendo

>>38886603
What if we turn into virgin supremacists and ask for the genocide of the non-virgin scum