Fembot Thread

I don't have mental illnesses. Just come to lurk here for laughs.

I have a turtle since the 3rd grade.

I have my own place, and I like to have plants and nice pans and ceramics in my kitchen .

>>38886479
Are you the botanist femanon?

>>38886487
No. Plants just make for good decor.

>>38886434
Anxiety, depression, ADD, and OCD. Actual diagnosis, not that Tumblr attention whore bullshit.
Never had sex. Only been kissed once and it was out of pity.
I have one cat.
I suck at decorating, so I dunno.

>>38886434
i have two dogs and two cats, they're split between my two parents houses but i don't mind. as long as there's at least one dog in the house, im happy

i can't wait to settle down in a tiny cute place one day actually, i think about it a bunch. id either want to do a cottage style with a bunch of qt light colors or really minimalistic with plants everywhere. i think the cottage look will be a bit more realistic for when i start my own family

>btw i love cute questions like these! i hope guys will answer them too though, i never get to hear about this kinda stuff from male anons

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>>38886434
thinking fembots exist is a mental illness

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>>38886539
Oh you forgot to add "types like a dude" to that list

>>38886479
>>38886539
How do you feel about getting your butthole eaten?

>>38886434
Therapist says I might have high functioning autism or anxiety
One cat, he's cool
None
Soft blue and green, some greys, I'm not really into posters or anything, so probably just barren walls

>>38886539
>Anxiety, depression
Sounds neat, no idea how difficult the other two would be for your boyfriend to deal with.

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>>38886557
Wasn't aware that guys had a certain way of typing. Are there not enough 'lol like literally XD's to your liking, anon.

>>38886621
We'll, I haven't showered or left my house in 4 days because of the first two, so I'll let you use your imagination on that one.

>>38886541
Would you ever live in a proper cottage with a thatched roof?

>>38886573
Would probably make my hemorrhoids bleed.

>>38886434
>Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
Probably undiagnosed depression, but I'm working on it and don't believe in psychologists. I just try to work on myself, exercise etc.
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
One cat that I rescued when someone through her out of a car window in front of me, and a german shepherd my sister abandoned to live overseas. Basically rescue animals. Oh, and there's a semi tame magpie I feed.
>How many men have you had sex with?
None. Two girls, if that helps. I don't trust men enough to sleep with them.
>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I do own my own apartment, and it's decorated in old fashioned wood furniture, comfy couches, persian rugs, paintings, posters from places I've been, bookshelves (because books look nice as well as being wonderful) and fresh flowers from my roof garden.

>>38886698
Some people don't have terrible sweaty body odor, so I guess it could be tolerable (I personally hate my smell so I shower daily, or sometime bi-daily if I'm not leaving the house).
Was asking how the OCD and ADD manifest.

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>>38886434
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
Used to own a parrot and I only had to give it away to someone else due to noise complains.
I hope the kid treated her well.

>How many men have you had sex with?
7?

>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
Minimalistic and colorless.
A few powerful colours.
Some posters in glass frame on the wall. Posters would be 'scientific' drawings and sketches of plants.

Whoever that girl is holy shit

>>38886434
why are you asking nonexistent entities to tell you about their mental illnesses? go LARP somewhere else faggot

>>38886719
>I don't trust men enough to sleep with them.

Lol why?

malebot here looking for a fembot gf

any takers

>>38886780
how big is your dick and in what country/state do you live in

>>38886764
Not trying to be harsh but how comes you are so slutty?

>I have no mental illnesses I just have a morbid curiosity
>none, because I live on a busy road and lost a cat as a kid to a busy road
>none
>wooden furniture, old fashioned stuff, pretty couches and pretty curtains, with yellow walls etc. I like happy vibes in a room.

>>38886779
Because I want something long lasting and I don't believe men respect or like women enough for that.

>>38886594
Why soft blues and greens?

>>38886434
>>38886434
>mental illness
My grandma says I'm depressed but I've never been diagnosed with anything.
>pets
Boxer dog, kind of off but he's good company
>sex
none, I'm antisocial and below average
>house
I'm a minimalist so I probably would keep it basic, blacks and whites because a lot of appliances are those colors so it will be easy to shop for it.

>>38886804

idk like 7 inches
US, ok

>>38886809
Sex makes me feel intimate and like I am something worth loving.
I've also had sex with an really old guy once since he felt like a dad to me

What do fembots think of window bay seats like this one?

>>38886823
So you're attracted to us you simply don't trust us?

>>38886756
OCD was more apparent when I was younger, I've gotten over it for the most part now. Just dumb rituals that made no sense (ex. don't stare at buttons and swallow).
The ADD is way worse. I can't concentrate on anything I don't find enjoyment in, which sucks because my depression ruins most things I used to enjoy. Also, my short term memory is terrible, which made me drop the ball when it came to school. I can't even drive because of it. The meds I'm on keep me awake at night, which makes my concentration worse due to lack of sleep. My negativity drives the few people who tolerate me to eventually ghost me.

>>38886832
I like the colors, gives off a soft atmosphere that'd be easier to get comfy in, and the grey tints would go well with thick grey curtains to block out and chance of light entering my room
Plus I like grey and blue, green goes with blue

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>>38886854
Oops. Missed my image.

>>38886848
How old are you?

>>38886719
You sound like a dream. Want to go live in a log cabin and live in the middle of nowhere?

>>38886854
>So you're attracted to us you simply don't trust us?
Yes, wasn't that clear from what I said?

>>38886804
4 inches but a woman told me that it don't matta tho ;(((

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>>38886863
>My negativity drives the few people who tolerate me to eventually ghost me.
Not that dude, but just how negative are you?

>>38886876
>You sound like a dream. Want to go live in a log cabin and live in the middle of nowhere?
Are you a lesbot?

>>38886863
Sounds horrible.
I mean I have dysthimia and anxiety, no friends, but I'm kinda functional I guess.

>>38886872
It's nice, but I wouldn't have it in a packed neighborhood, people could look in. Would probably put some curtains up.

>>38886879
That means you masturbate to the thought of us using you.

>>38886915
I masturbate to Delta of Venus mostly, which isn't that kind of porn, or lesbian femdom. So no, I don't.

>>38886865
How do you feel about oak panelling on walls?

>>38886892
Self-deprecating. Not for attention or sympathy, I just don't see the point in hiding the way I think about myself. I'm also honest to the point of being blunt. If I know for sure that something's bullshit, I'll call it out. I'm someone who values facts over the emotions of others, especially if I don't know said others very well.

>>38886936
You're attracted to men. Women cannot satisfy you.

>>38886941
I love the aesthetic of wood and the feel, but I'd prefer Mahogany over oak

Any of you guys rich and or successful in some way? Because I'm willing to set one of you redpilled robot boys with my sister.

She's 18, her hobbies are playing pc games, knitting, cooking, cleaning, cats, laundry, anime, and collecting old soda cans. She's blonde and doesn't wear makeup and is extremely quiet/soft spoken but is actually a total asshole like all of you guys so I'm willing to make her suffer with a robot regardless of faults.

I don't know how to rate her looks, but she's not awful I guess. You could do worse. I would look hotter in drag because I'm a sexy sexy man but I digress.

Disclaimer: blacks

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>>38886893
No.
>tfw all fembots are lesbos

>>38886848
That's kind of hot. Slutty fembots are the best kind. All the girls ITT would never let me do nasty aggressive things to them in bed.

>>38886967
No blacks*

Sorry you're not soiling my family line you filthy niggers

>>38886953
>You're attracted to men. Women cannot satisfy you.
I've had sex with women and it was pretty great. I don't really care to try with men, it doesn't seem worth all the rest of the problems associated with heterosexual dynamics.

>>38886967
>purposely not adding her weight in the bio
Whoop there it is

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>>38886967
Hook me up. Does she hate jews too?

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>>38886942
That doesn't sound so bad, really. I'm not gonna pretend I'm like that at all, I'm usually more subtle at trying to point the truth out, if I'm sure I know it.
Maybe you've just met the wrong people, I know that stuff doesn't bother me, but hmm, I know far too little about you to judge.

>>38886966
How would you like the house to change when you were pregnant.

>>38886434
>mental illness
was diagnosed with c-ptsd because of my bpd moher but I think I am pretty easy to get along with still. Almost allergic to people with cluster b personality disorders
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
I have a bull mastiff
>How many men have you had sex with?
0
>decorations
I'd like a big book shelf, house plants and some pretty pictures on the walls. Other than that just simple and comfy I suppose.

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>>38886967
Does she exist in the glorious italian realm?
I can spaghetti her up bro, trust me

>>38886967
[email protected]
Not rich...yet. She sounds cool. Let me know.

Also femanon from the MBTI thread, pls hit me up reeeee

>>38886479
Good taste except for:
>any kind of animal/pet that is not a fish in an aquarium

Intolerable.

>>38886996
What heterosexual dynamics are you talking about? I wouldn't cheat on you or beat you or whatever you think men would do.

>>38886703
i think i would like to, but i have no idea what it would actually be like. im stuck in florida so I've never even seen a cabin before

>>38887001
She's skinny as fuck
Idk how much she weighs she's like 5'2 110 if I had to estimate

>>38887003
She doesn't know shit about politics tbqh

>>38887026
No JewSA

>>38887032
Dang well if you're honestly interested I'll keep in contact. I'll try to get a pic because she doesn't have social media

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>>38886967
>blacks

kjht

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>mental illness
Never been diagnosed, but probably autism/OCD. I can't decide if depression is a meme or not but I fot the DSM. General anxiety disorder.

>pets
Four cats. Owned two dogs, a rabbit, a budgie, mice. Really want a tarantula and some /herp/ but I can't manage it now.

>men
0.

>house
Totally 70s. Floral lrint couches and wood panelling. My record collection front and center. Lots of neat rocks, maybe a giant geode as a center piece. Tons of plants, mainly succulents. History stuff (propoganda) and posters on the wall.

>>38887011
Weird line of questioning
Baby proof stuff, I'm short and I wouldn't want to climb like I usually have to for some stuff if I have a baby in me, it's fun when I'm not risking a miscarriage
>>38886976
I'm a virgin but I like my porn/fantasies rough, aggressive, and degrading
Out of curiosity, how would I convey to my future husband that I want to be treated like absolute shit during sex?

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>>38887064
>No JewSA
Shameful stuff if you ask me

>>38887055
Nothing like that. That's just the far end of poor treatment men do to women. I just think that men will never view women as equal partners in a relationship, or respect us. All of that is kind of circumvented with gay relationships.

>>38887008
>maybe you've just met the wrong people
Wouldn't surprise me. For the most part, there are two types of people where I live: those who try too hard to be normal, and those who try too hard to be different (thereby accidentally becoming a different type of normal). Lurking on this board is more entertaining than real life, as awful as that sounds.

>>38887045
I don't keep him in the aquarium all the time. Since it's summer I let him walk around the house to sunbathe.

>>38887085
>how would I convey to my future husband that I want to be treated like absolute shit during sex?

Try and incrementally work him up. Stuff like spanking to begin with, then light choking etc.

How degrading is the stuff you're into perverted fembot?

>>38887098
I view your role as equal to mine but not necessarily the same. I want to be a breadwinner and take care of a woman.

>tfw you will never fall in love with a femanon and have her reciprocate your feelings
>tfw you'll never adopt a couple of cute pets with her and have a little faux family
>tfw you'll never move in together and decorate your home on a budget, finding comfy furniture and home decor in thrift shops, garage sales, and online
I've got to stop opening these fucking threads. I end up projecting all this crap onto vague, probably fake posts.

>>38887146
>I view your role as equal to mine but not necessarily the same. I want to be a breadwinner and take care of a woman.
And that inevitably leads to inequality. Being dependent on a man means that you're entirely reliant on him, and you have no out if it goes wrong. Besides, I like working, and have a career I enjoy and find fulfilling.
More power to you, and I hope you find a girl, but this is why I don't date men.

>>38886434
looks like my ex gf, yikes

>>38887064
Penpal here, I'm not looking to wife your sister, and I'm not really /pol/ (more of a libertarian but also realistic about things).
If either of those things is too degenerate for you, I'm warning you now, so you don't murder me over your sister's honor and shit.

>>38887168
See this is bullshit. If I worked and earned equally to you you wouldn't see me as a real man anyway.

What the fuck is Cluster B? I've never heard of this.

I am mentally ill tho. Bipolar type 2.

2 men, never went past like, hand stuff/oral, I really am not into men at all.

I prefer earth tones! Darker reds and greens and browns, its very comfortable to me, most of my wardrobe is earth toney.

>>38887178
>See this is bullshit. If I worked and earned equally to you you wouldn't see me as a real man anyway.
You're talking to a girl who dates other girls dude, I'm not bothered by "real men" or anything. In fact, I prefer more androgynous men. I don't care what you do provided you're not a leech on me.

>>38887179
I think it's angry

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>>38887108
Sounds like you live in a rural area or something. That sucks, by the way, I'm turned off by most people myself, although I never really investigated as to the why that is.
Seems incredible I managed to find someone to go out with hah.
Have you ever managed to answer the question as to why you are how you are? I'm curious, maybe there have been events that have shaped at least part of your outlook towards yourself and the world.

Not a femanon but igaf
1.Nothing diagnosed but probably Social Anxiety and Deppression
2.Had 3 family dogs and have 1 shibe right now
3.KHV
4.I would keep it minimalist with a glass cabinet to store my figurines and keep the colors matching to the apartment. Not about to vomit a rainbow onto the room

>>38887146
I don't think I'll ever have the gall to ask to be spanked
>How degrading is the stuff you're into
Heavy choking, slapping, spitting, insults, been slowly descending into being cucked and watching while being insulted , I get off to the idea of doing something I flat out dislike because I'm told by someone who knows I hate it, being bossed around in general
Also masochism is big for me, I like the idea of ending up with bruises it maybe a busted lip from slapping
Then again I may find out in just into really vanilla shit when I have sex

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>>38887055
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>>38886779
i bet my left nut that you're either indian or at least from south asia

>>38886541
>btw i love cute questions like these! i hope guys will answer them too though, i never get to hear about this kinda stuff from male anons

No mental illness (yet)
No pets, interested in cats but I'd feel bad about keeping them inside all the time
0 (12 girls)
I have my own apartment, it has light blue walls and it's pretty much empty aside from basic furniture. There's room for a cute fembot, I can get NEETbux for 2 if you're a EU citizen.

>>38887188
Oh, also no pets. I grew up with a cute dog and I love dogs but I'm not in a position to keep one yet ;_;

>>38886434
I would literally marry any of these women. I just want a nice wife and kind mother

>>38886434
>none
>two cats, and a malamute
>none
>Comfy warm coloured wood furniture, greens and yellows and maybe blue trim with the yellow.

>>38887248
You're ideal, and have a depraved mind. Want to chat fembot?

And you just have to be honest. Show him the sort of porn that gets you off. The worst kind.

>>38887248
Not the anon you replied to but since you're a virgin you're right you might find out you actually don't like those things in real life.
I'm a virgin too and I'm into the things you're into to, but I don't know if I could do that to a girl I like/love. Well everything except the cuckolding. I don't think I could cuck a girl I was with. I wouldn't mind doing like threesomes (with a guy or girl, although I wouldn't do anything with the guy), but she'd be participating cause I don't want to exclude her. To me its like a trust thing, like I trust my partner so much that I don't mind sharing them with a person for one night.
Cheating is a no no though.

>>38886434
depression and anxiety
2 cats
0
i'd make it comfy

>>38887234
Not exactly rural. Think semi-ghetto suburbia.
I know exactly why I'm like this. I was socially isolated as a child because of my mental problems. Never learned how to interact with people properly. I used to have panic attacks and throw tantrums in elementary school, which scared other kids away. I'm quite tall as well, so nobody ever tried to beat me up or anything. They were nice because they were afraid of me, but talked about how much of a loser I was behind my back, which I found out about later. I even had a tard guard even though I'm not an actual tard. I used to be afraid of everything. Now I have two emotions for the most part: 'intense sadness' and 'nothing at all'. The numbness means I can't connect with people like I used to, and the sadness prevents me from having the motivation to bother trying.

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>>38886698
Silly girl, that just makes me want you even more.

>>38887207
All this when you could just say, "I'm a lesbian, guys"

>>38887278
not eu, thats super sweet though, hope a qt eu fembot replies soon
also, 12 girls and you're on here?

>>38887336
Not really in the mental place for anything right now, sorry
>>38887360
I feel like it would be hard to say that, "honey I want you to cheat on me while I watch and, if I behave, get to 'clean up' whatever fluids you guys produce"
I'd never do an mmf, I could work with ffm though and that's a hard boundary for me

>>38887427
>>38887433
Images bump a thread regardless of whether you sage or not.

>>38887410
I'm not though. I'm attracted to men. I'm just only interested in dating women because it's not worth the bother of dating men, like assuming I have to be a weak little housewife.

>>38887398
I'll be your friend. Got a Discord?Nekkomori#0032

>>38887432
What's wrong with your mental state?

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>>38887458
Political lesbianism is offensive to actual lesbians FYI

Just be honest with yourself, you're either a lesbian uncomfortable with the label or you're a straight woman justifying why a high caliber man hasn't fallen over backwards for you, because you can't stand the idea of settling

>>38887458
Why don't you just give a man here a chance?

Honest question.

>>38887425
I've been here since before /r9k/ was created, it's hard to quit. And for my age 12 is not that special I think.

>>38887467
Got a lot of shit I need to sort out with myself, started therapy a month ago and he said to not stress myself out with a relationship and that I'm not mentally ready for one according to him or the one bf I tried to have for a while
I also forgot to mention hair pulling, being dragged around and directed by hair pulling

>>38887432
Kek yeah that'd be hard to explain. They might think you're joking desu.
Why couldn't you do the MMF? Just curious.

Threesomes are more of a fantasy thing for me, but desu I prefer coupledoms. But again I don't know if i can do it in real life.

>depression and anxiety
>a german shepherd, Maine Coon, Husky and Border Collie, as well as fish and a horse at my parents' place in the country. I really like animals.
>none, but I'm attractive and fem presenting enough to get a lot of pussy in the gay community.
>I like kind of boho chic, and my apartment is decorated as such. I was raised mostly by my dad, who was a 70s hippy, so I blame him for my style taste there.

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>>38887116
Let's get married so I can cuddle you and buy you expensive and exotic plants

>>38887523
I never want to be with more than one guy sexually, just a personal thing

>>38887509
>Political lesbianism is offensive to actual lesbians FYI
I'm a bisexual, for gods sake. I like both men and women, but only dating women. I never said I'm a lesbian, ever, because I'm not. I'm -bi-.
>>38887511
>Why don't you just give a man here a chance?
Because people like this are the majority:
>>38887509
>>38887146
Genuine misogynist assholes aren't really my thing.

>>38887547
That's really cute.
But you would be with a girl?

>>38887462
No discord, m8. Sorry. I have a deep distrust of people, especially online. I lurk here basically every day, though. I like the anonymity.

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>>38887524
Trap? Holy fuck a straight trap?

>>38887571
Lesbian, sorry. Although I slept with a trap once. That was the closest I ever got to a penis.

>>38886541
Im borderline, anxious, depressed and an alcoholic

I have a jack terrier/dachshund mix dog ATM, but I'm about to go to community college and I have to leave her at my mom's. I'm a little upset about this.

I've never owned my own place, I've always lived with my parents up until the end of this month. I usually just have a few Tv-show/music posters up in my room, other than that Its usually pretty bland looking.

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>>38887398
How tall are you? I've never met anybody like that in my life, not talking about height heh. That sounds tough. Has anybody in your life, like friends or relatives, ever tried to help you cope?
I guess I can understand depression, although it doesn't last as long for me, I don't know how anybody could go through it for long periods of time, maybe you can shed some light regarding that, although depression doesn't sound like the nicest of topics. My shit is always related to relationships and trust issues, I just break down as a person if I want to get close to someone and I don't get rejected.
I'm a fuck up but we can try to be friends if you want to, ya never know.

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>>38886594
Let's get married. I want to buy you a nice house so you can be comfy.

>>38887515
how old are you? maybe im just a bit of a prude, but i can't imagine more than 3 for my entire life, but I'm aiming for only one right now. it's probably different for guys though

>>38887583
Ah! I see! It was the whole femme passing thing that made me assume you were a trap.

>>38887566
>Because people like this are the majority

So why write all of us off?

Any fembots from romania here ?

>>38887599
awh, im heading to college in a week or two too, but i get to stay with one of my dogs. maybe we can send cute dog pics to each other to cheer us up

>>38887608
Didn't know you could like blue and green so much
>>38887567
I'm not gay, so I wouldn't be in a relationship with one, but it's not the same as being with a man, hence my being okay with ffm

>>38887612
34. About half were serious, at least in the intent. I was also aiming for just one but it didn't turn out that way.

>>38887646
Are you into men as well as girls.

>>38886541
Light anxiety and some depression from isolation
I own a cat named Donald.
My apartment is pretty stale. My bedroom is the most decorated with stuff from ikea


Also you sound super cute. Lets get married so I can cuddle you.

>>38887646
34 isn't that old, and most guys from here probably won't even have 2 by the time they're your age. hope you find your one though

femanons with mental disorders, what do you think of this fetish? Would you do this for your bf if he asked you to?
>>>/gif/11029085

>>38887659
Only girls.
>>38887666
Thanks, I hope so too.

>>38887644
I meant be with a girl sexually. But yeah.
>hair pulling
Now that just kinda sounds painful anon! haha.

May I ask about your last bf? Was it LDR? or IRL?

>>38887566
This sounds exactly like what an aging woman who refuses to settle would say.

Listen, your submissive feminist white knight ubermensch Chad with 10 inch cock and prelubed asshole paradox will never exist. So stop playing games and either accept defeat and get a normal guy OR go all lez and marry a nice girl.

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>>38887657
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>>38887565
Please stop being such a faggot, Anon. /r9k/ is for Chads like me now. Goodbye.

>>38887660
i don't know why but i love that your cat is named donald. i bet he's a real gentleman

and ikea isn't stale! there's always qt junk

and im not that cute in real life, sorry to disappoint anon

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>>38887644

Your posts on this thread are super cute. Unlike that other guy I just want to get straight to the point.


So.... Marry me?

Fembots I don't hate you but all of my sexual fantasies revolve around degrading you and humiliating you. Are you ok with that?

>>38886434
antisocial personality disorder, INTP

fish, kreft turtles, scorpion around 50 alltogether

0 people , normies who have sex with people (excluding molestation) can GTFO

I would lock the doors permanently and put a grate which was the exact size of a pizza box.

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>>38887716
Donald is shy man. Don't sell yourself short. You are qt to somebody

>>38887631
>So why write all of us off?
Look dude, I don't even bother with normie guys because I'm too paranoid about them seeing me as unequal. Why would I wade through this cesspit of hatred and conservatism?

>>38886863
I wish I had a nihilistic gf if that counts for anything. Everyone is too god damn optimistic IMO.

>>38887605
I'm just under 5'10". And yeah, my mom has tried sending me to therapy, but it doesn't work because I'd never trust someone who's paid to act like they care about me. I only have a few friends, and I never talk about this stuff with them.
How old are you, anon? I keep forgetting to ask.

>>38887693
The point is to be painful, though I know, hair pulling is really painful, thanks Mom
Like 1 on 1 with a girl? I'm too straight for that, just not attracted to girls
It was irl
>>38887722
Sorry, but >>38887521

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>>38887763
This dyke sounds like she's from Portland.

>>38887188
Cluster B basically refers to BPD and similar illnesses, shit that tumblr roasties automatically diagnose themselves with

>>38887702
>This sounds exactly like what an aging woman who refuses to settle would say.
say, what exactly? That I'm bi? because that's true. Or that I wouldn't date someone from here? Because that's common sense.
>go all lez and marry a nice girl.
And, that's what I'm planning? I'm not old, I'm 19.

>>38887789
I'll wait for you then. I'll have a house waiting for you to enjoy and live comfy.

>>38887789
I meant in a threesome silly. I was just basically wanting to know why you'd be okay with a girl and not a guy but you answered that. so yeah.

You're quite popular in this thread! I hope it helps any self esteem issues you might have.

>>38887763
Don't listen to these idiots. You don't owe anyone anything girl. Go do what you want, sleep with who you want and love who you want

>>38887723
No. I'm a dom. But women are statistically more likely to be subs so you're probably okay.

>>38887759
donald! what a man! hes actually so incredibly cute i love him so much, and im usually a dog person. and thank you, but donald is a qt to everybody, for sure

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>>38887767
>I wish I had an X girlfriend

This mindset is why you (or anyone else thinking like this) can't find one. It deduces people to 1 dimensional "traits" and skimps over understanding people in their full scope. Same with self-infographics or those shitty >Interests list that plague /soc/ and even /r9k/ threads often.

>>38887797
>This dyke sounds like she's from Portland.
Refusing to give robots a go is universal sense. Why else do you think they can't get girlfriends? And I'm Australian.

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>>38887772
I'm 20, soon to be 21. How about you?
Ah, we're almost identical in height hah
I understand not talking about depression with your friends, during the years I only hinted at it. I am known as the cold depressive type, but that's mostly because I make tons of self-deprecating jokes and shit, I have never really opened up aside from with one person. He doesn't seem to care much for it anymore, but maybe he's just busy.
Well, now I have talked about it also with the girl I'm hanging with and she's very depressive herself, so we're good for each other in that sort of way. I hope she's not going to fuck it up.
Well, my throwaway email is [email protected] I'm posting it now in case the thread dies. Would be a shame.

>>38887814
Your whole "men are terrible to date" song and dance number is exactly what delusional jackass with impossible standards would say.

You come off as needlessly antagonistic towards men. Everyone on this thread has been talking shit to you because you feel the need to constantly inform us how men suck.


Be a good bisexual unicorn and just talk how awesome women are and fuck off from your men sux nonsense.

>What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
I have never been diagnosed but I'm probably pretty cluster b... I'm a clusterfuck of emotions and moods. My energy level is all over the place and I go from staying in bed all day long to being unable to eat much or sleep more than 4 hours straight because of nervous energy. No childhood trauma or daddy issues but I'm still an emotional vampire. I end up hurting the people I care most about and sabotaging my own happiness with selfish and destructive behavior. I'm probably not a good person and you guys on this board definitely wouldn't think so.

>How many pets do you have and what are they?
Zero but I would love two small dogs eventually.

>How many men have you had sex with?
One

>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I own my own place and I picked everything out very carefully. My style is traditional/classic and I decorate seasonally. My "main" rooms are neutral colors but I have colorful bathrooms. I appreciate high quality when it comes to furniture and I saved up for mine so it will last. I like leather couches and dark/cherry wood finishes. I'm in a condo and I have an herb garden on my front balcony with cascading flowers going down the railing this year. I grow vegetables in containers on my back patio.

>>38887840
Conservatism isn't what makes alt-right REEEtards toxic.

It's their reductionist take on conservatism and their constant, shallow attempts at forgiving their racist tribalism with bullshit anecdotes and circlejerks.

It's not real conservatism and it's not a viable way to pursue conservative beliefs.

>>38887819
Okay anon
>>38887823
Oh
I guess, but I know I'd be shit ay forming real relationships and getting to know people and letting people know me, and just bombing it if we were to make it to an actual relationship
I'd rather go back to talking about colors honestly, grey and blue match most of my house clothes too, so that's a plus

>>38887840
Holy fuck I hope this asshole isn't in Brisbane.

>>38887898
>>38887911
>>38887938
So what's you guys' mental illness?

>>38887861
Oh, you're pretty young. I was expecting you to be in your late 20's or something, haha (that seems to be a trend on this board). I just turned 19 a couple of months ago. I'd post my email but it has my real name in it, plus my mom is incredibly nosy and monitors my email since I rarely use it. I'll save yours in my notes anyway just in case. :)
Whereabouts are you from? USA?

>>38887767
trust me you don't unless you want to be constantly depressed, I'm pretty close to a girl who wont shut up about how "hur our lives are meaningless" and "muh nihilism" its pretty annoying especially when your just trying to enjoy yourself

>>38887672
Why is it that every time I ask you femanons this none of you reply?

>>38887865
I don't say men suck. I just don't like the idea of the way men and women relate, seeing as I've experienced alternatives. I even said I hoped a guy found his girl. It's just not for me.

>>38887952
Well, just write to me if you wanna breh.
I do sound older cause I'm all wise and shit, joking, really joking, I'm not wise at all.
I'm from what's left of the Roman Empire, our spaghettis are mighty good although we don't rule as much as we used to do. One day.
I assume you live in the US, which state?

>>38888040
Nah, I'm Canuckian. I just assumed USA because that seems to be where a lot of the people are from on here.

>>38886434
>Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
Just anxiety, manifesting in hypochondria.
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
3 cats, 2 dogs, some fish, a pet snake and a horse.
>How many men have you had sex with?
None. Rien. Zero.
>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I like minimialist modern styles, with green or red accents.

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>What sort of mental illness do you have
I am not diagnosed with anything. I am very paranoid, a bit insecure, distant and emotionless. I don't suspect BPD or anything like that.

>are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
I would say so, yeah.

>How many pets do you have and what are they?
I don't own any pets currently.

>How many men have you had sex with?
Zero.

>if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
Minimal but comfy and not cluttered. Warm, modern and inviting.

>>38888065
Aw, are you as nice as the stereotype wants? That would frankly be horrible

>>38888037
"I don't like how men and women relate"

What the fuck does that even mean?!?!? What autism are they feeding Australians?!?

>>38888088
If only. I don't even like hockey. I do occasionally say "eh?" though. Most of the time without noticing it.

Tfw 30
Tfw live in CT
No fembots here
Let alone dirty minded fembots who like being degraded

>>38888110
I mean that there'll never be equality of respect and treatment in inter personal relationships between men and women, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

>>38887098
Get a guy who's into femdom if you ever want a man.

>>38888154
>I mean that there'll never be equality of respect and treatment in inter personal relationships between men and women, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.
>there'll never be equality of respect... ....between men and women....
>I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

Basically you believe men will never see women as equals?

Ok sure not an exact phrasing of men sux but you're Implying men sux.


This is why you're getting shat on Aussie

>>38888154
I treat the women I know as equal, shit even superior at times.

>>38888221
Dude stop. The autist isn't going to fuck you.

>>38887834
Lets get married then anon if you like my cat so much.

>>38888191
>Basically you believe men will never see women as equals?
It's neither a negative nor a positive. I don't think men are evil or malicious, it's just not what I want in my personal life.

>>38888230
I don't need to fly halfway across the world to get laid so it doesn't matter.

>>38888248
ill get the paperwork started asap

>>38886434
>Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
Depression and anxiety.
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
None.
>How many men have you had sex with?
None, and I don't intend to change that (and I'm not a dyke, if that's what you're thinking)
>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
Comfortable with lots of throw rugs and wall hangings and pretty patterned wall paper.

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>>38887642
Here's a picture of my "sister's dog" but she neglects her and she always sleeps in my room and only likes to snuggle with me so I mean I kinda consider her mine. My JackT./Dachshund is sleeping with my mom so I don't want to wake her up just to get a picture of my doggo.

I'm straight, but honest questions to all you robots ITT. Do you hate all lesbians, or just the man hating ones like the one ITT? If so, why?

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>>38888253
Bullshit.

If you didn't care, you would date men but do you care and you see it as a negative and that is why you don't.

Even then, in Western culture we value respect and equality as positives and the simple fact that you argue that men have a propensity to NOT do this implies that in regards to women, men go against stated western values.

Sooooooo yeah you are saying men suck. Eat a twat jackass.


>>38888254
Yeah.... Suuuuure

>>38888272
Cool got a kik?

>>38888318
>If you didn't care, you would date men but do you care and you see it as a negative and that is why you don't.
It is possible to say you don't want something personally and know it's not a negative thing. I don't want a pet snake, but it's not an inherently bad thing to have one.
>Even then, in Western culture we value respect and equality as positives and the simple fact that you argue that men have a propensity to NOT do this implies that in regards to women, men go against stated western values.
I don't think we do. I think we say we do, but when it comes down to it, we just go on as we always have. Equality is a myth.

I have a question for you. Do you view women as equals?

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>>38888297
awh she's such a qt, it's sweet that you take care of her. i can't imagine how anyone could have the heart to neglect a dog

here's my little pupper, she's an adult but she's practically the size of a mouse. (also ignore my mom in the back)

>>38888316
I hate most man haters not because they hate me but because like that Aussie idiot ITT they go about the most obnoxious way to declare how much they hate men.

>>38888318
>Yeah.... Suuuuure
The fact that it sounds so unlikely to you says more about you than it does about me.

>>38888297
>>38888341
Dogs always cheer me up, they are both so lovely.

>>38888347
>all of them
Why then? There was a second part to my question. Also, is that latin? Because it has some latin words but also looks like gibberish.

>>38888349
>I hate most man haters not because they hate me but because like that Aussie idiot ITT they go about the most obnoxious way to declare how much they hate men.
But I'm not talking about specifically man haters, I said lesbians. Not all lesbians are man haters.

>tfw lesbian who wishes she was straight
wtf is up with you aussie lesbot? Who hurt you?
Our community is downright trash. I'm sure men who see women as equals exist.

>>38888340
What determines who is in equal standing with me and merits my respect isn't based on gender but on a mix of whether our values align and how they prioritize said values.

My mother is of a higher standing than me.
My ex is also of a higher standing due to how much I respect her maturity and control of her life


As a general rule if I don't know you I work under the assumption that we're of equal standing


But you? You are an insect to me.

>>38888387
>I have personal reasons.
That you won't share anonymously? I'll just assume you're a typical robot then, hating lesbians because a) they're a sign of the west's degeneracy or b) they won't sleep with you.
It must be later latin to the stuff I know.

>>38888351
Says the guy trying to white knight a dyke

>>38888406
>But you? You are an insect to me.
Oh my, I'm shaking in my boots.

>>38888329
yeah, what's your user?

>>38888423
>Both are false, here some latin words for you;
Still, that's the image I'm getting till proven otherwise.

>>38888373
Oh lesbians as a general rule? Nah, I don't care about them one way or another but as a general rule assume they're cool.

>>38888341
Well my sister is addicted pot (she literally can not go 6 hours without smoking, if she does she flips the fuck out and screams at everyone) and she's bipolar/possibly schizo. She has a kid and works full time too so she doesn't give a shit about Ganja (that's her name).

Your dog is super cute, I bet she likes snuggle up on your lap doesn't she? :3c

>>38888419
Disagreeing with you doesn't make me a white knight, I barely even read her posts.

>>38888406
Not the dyke, but what are your values?

>>38888427
Casualatl

>>38888448
Yeah.... Suuuuure. Listen man she won't fuck you because you see all women as inferior

Ya dig?

Can someone explain to me why you're all getting defensive about some manhating dyke when you hang out on a womanhating image board all day? Both are stupid, but it's kind of a pot/kettle situation.

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>fembot thread
MOOOODS!!

>>38888472
She won't fuck me because she lives on the other side of the planet and I have a girlfriend in the next town over.

>>38888454
>I am not sharing my normie memories with you in this robot board. Have some respect and get the fuck out from this board
You're a bit of a cunt, aren't you?

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>>38888422
Why? I'm sure you're used to people telling you how much of a shit person you are.


I mean after your mom told you off, you would be numb to this already.

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Did someone say fembot thread?

>>38888508
Thank god you're here.

Original comment.

>>38888505
>Why? I'm sure you're used to people telling you how much of a shit person you are.
Nah, I have a lot of friends.
>I mean after your mom told you off, you would be numb to this already.
That's very 12 year old of you.

>>38888449
Loyalty to family is a big one.

Mutual respect as the default for most human interactions

Prioritize teaching a man how to fish over just handing him a fish

Ask for help in good faith, never let pride get in the way.

>>38888533
>Yeah, I am, now get the fuck out and let me sage properly.
At least you're self aware.

>>38888542
Fair enough. I don't know many people who don't have those, they're essentially my values, except loyalty to family which I respect in theory but would be impossible with my actual family.

>>38888534
Says the obnoxious 19 year old who's gotta let everyone know how much men suck.


I cringe at imagining your social media


Maybe one day you'll look back on this and cringe at your own autism.

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Please be excited.

>>38888589
Says the person on a woman hate board for autists.

>>38888494
Why are you arguing with people if you have a gf? Dude. Let those two bitch and go on getting your dick sucked

>tfw wish I was a lesbian because I'm scared of men

Why are lesbians insufferable I have constantly (almost once a week )dealt with gays and trans mainly mtf and literally no issues yet lesbians always have a chip on their shoulder.

>>
GO BACK TO /soc/
SAGE AND REPORT

>>38886434
>dysthymia, anxiety, BPD, AvPD
>3. A doggo and two cats
>nice joke
>interior decorating has never been my strong point. I just want comfy stuff. Couches you can curl up in with a book and a cat in your lap. Pot plants that I'll forget to water. A nice fireplace. Huge windows. A huge backyard for doggo(s) and plants. Probably a California bungalow in a quiet suburb.

>>38888609
Guilty pleasure.
>>38888610
There isn't much to be scared of.

>>38888643
>There isn't much to be scared of.
I have bad experiences, not so much from me bot from my best friend and mother.

>>38888595
At least you admit your autism. That's the first step.

Next comes the option of either electroshock therapy or getting hooked on paxil

>>38888654
Do you admit yours though?

>>38888581
I've got a big enough family that the good guys and the memories attached with them far outweigh the rotten ones.

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Never trust nature's jew.

>>38888652
Maybe try going for skinny manlets that you could beat the fuck up.

>>38888610
Most western Men like most western women will respect and treat you well as long as you come to them in good faith

>>38888678
I only have #5 and it's always been good enough

>>38888675
Lucky you. My dad is a druggie, my mum was abusive, mentally ill and aggressive, my grandmother is a religious freak (the kind that hates gays, black people etc. and is utterly merciless on everyone who doesn't conform- she sent my brother to conversion therapy) and my grandfather is an alcoholic (the other grandparents are dead). My cousins and aunts and uncles have a similar catalog of unpleasantness. It's real fun.

>>38888680
To be fair outside of Ronda chick, even a 5"0 110lbs man can destroy a 6"6 220 lbs woman test is one Bella hormone.

>>38888680
>Maybe try going for skinny manlets that you could beat the fuck up.
It's not really that. My mother's father was sexually abusive of her, my own father was an alcoholic and abuser and my best friend was left comatose after an aggressive gang rape at the age of 14.

>>38888688
See>>38888722
It's not a baseless fear. And these were white men. It's pretty hard to not agree with lesbian fear mongering when you've lived it.

>>38888664
Of course. My autism comes in the form of VSD and sleep apnea.


Fortunately my doctors promise me a full life if I take certain medications and have surgery.

>>38888678
Why are there the unnecessary exclamation marks? Why?

>>38888735
White doesn't equal western


Stop this meme

>>38888735
>>38888722
Shouldn't have been born poor desu.

>>38888765
>White doesn't equal western
Well, I live in France now, but this happened in the UK. That's western.

>>38888783
where in france? south, west, north, east?

>>38888776
>Shouldn't have been born poor desu.
I'm middle class. My mum was born poor, but worked her way up.

>>38888797
>where in france? south, west, north, east?
South. I like the climate here after growing up in dreary England.

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>>38888735
>Reads post

Ah I see the problem. A severe lack of good responsible men.

I prescribe you a good man to marry who will protect you, care for you, and never abandon you.
Take note though! You are expected to do the same for him

>>38886719
I took care of 4 baby kittens who lost their mother at birth.
They still had the cord on their stomach and the vet said they will not survive
Well after taking rotations with my gf of the time every 3 hours to feed and wash them they all survived !
And you say men can't be trusted

>>38888815
funny, i live in the south too

>>38888765
Yes it fucking does you ugly kike bastard.

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>>38888815
I'm in Lyon anon. I swear fealty to you.

>>38886434
Anxiety, depression and aspergers.
A green-cheeked conure.
0. Had a gf for a while and we did some stuff, though.
I'm not sure. Fairy lights are pretty so maybe some of those? Brown's kinda nice I guess.

What the fuck happened to this thread?

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>>38888835
Please be a white nationalist girl

>>38888844
>Had a gf
Fuck off you goddamn normalfag

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If get, females are autobanned from r9k.

>>38888860
I'm a white nationalist man.

>2017
>expecting women to defend anything important even in a useless internet post

>>38888800
Your problems literally sound like common ned/chav problems was partly right anyway you need therapy which I hope you got/are getting, also r9k is not really a great place for you if you want to move forwards.

>>38886719
You aren't a fembot you dyke cunt

>>38888839
Salut mon pote, je vous invite dans l'ouest si vous voulez !!
STREET Carrefour

>>38886823
there are lots of men who want something long lasting and trustworthy, me included. but that wont convince you

losing hope is worse than dying

>>38888941
Speak English you frog whore or fuck off back to in.

>>38888956
>>38888941
/int/ board

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>>38888735
I'm not going to bother defending those men. Rapists are horrible, aside from someone trying to get some juicy (you)s no one is going to defend it. But you're blatantly glossing over the abuse women are entirely capable of. If you've ever spent any time talking to people who were abused you'd realize there are numerous cases where the mother abused their own child as well, if not sexually. Additionally Lesbians have the highest rate of domestic abuse out of all sexual combinations.

Trying to reduce these people to any one group belies a profound ignorance.

>>38888912
I'm not a Chav. Like I said, I was raised middle class, and my friend was raped on her way back from a market by some University men. I don't trust psychologists, it seems like a soft science.

>>38888941
Merci beaucoup. Je suis originaire d'Espagne.

>>38888941
Carrefour is a fucking garbage grocery store.

>>38888993
be my qt chav in denial gf to protect

>>38888990
>But you're blatantly glossing over the abuse women are entirely capable of.
I'm not doing that at all, I'm speaking of my personal experience that has lead me to have a visceral fear of intimacy with men. I sympathise with men who've been abused, of course. But I don't know that on a base emotional level, the way I do from holding my only friend's hand as they turned the life support off because of some entitled, drunk, high assholes.

>>38888993
I'll drive 4 hours and promptly marry you so you'll never be afraid ever again.

>>38889007
They are gonna be mad if we speak in our superior language
I'm born and raised in Ireland though

>>38889045
Your language is good for surrender and niggers only

>>38889045
Let's be friends then anon.

>>38888993
>I don't trust psychologists, it seems like a soft science.
Because it is? I don't think you appreciate what a soft science actually is. It's kind of hard to objectively experiment on people, and even when it's possible it tends to violate ethical guidelines.

>>38889019
>I'm speaking of my personal experience that has lead me to have a visceral fear of intimacy with men.
I'm not saying you arent allowed to have fears of men after being raped or anything like that. But acknowledge that their fear mongering is mostly bullshit. I don't fault my friend for being afraid of dogs but I'd probably smack her if she thought there was any basis to it.

The fact is lesbian fear mongering is bullshit. Their limiting factor is mostly their own strength, statistically they will slap you and try to claw out your eyes even more frequently than men. Yet at the same time I don't try to encourage women to be afraid of their peers.

>>38889007
Ce n'est pas juste, je suis anglais et ma langue seconde est francaise, et c'est tres rudimentaire meme si j'habite ici. Le systeme d'education en anglais est terrible, a moins que
vous soiez un brat de l'ecole publique.

>>38889055
Haha, nice one anon !
Keep the quality posting

>>38889045
HON HON HON SURRENDER CHEESE MONKEY

Give me your wine or I'll let the Germans out of their cage.

>>38888993
>>38889019
You dislike the highly educated/rich in addition to men? Surprised you don't hate the resus/icu doctor that kept your friend alive for you to say goodbyes.

>>38889085
>Because it is? I don't think you appreciate what a soft science actually is. It's kind of hard to objectively experiment on people, and even when it's possible it tends to violate ethical guidelines.
It just seems like bullshit. I've never met anyone who actually benefited from it.

>>38889109
>I've never met anyone who actually benefited from it.
That's a shame, because I definitely have. You also sometimes have to shop around for a decent therapist though, they're ultimately human and some will be shit.

>>38889107
I don't dislike men, I'm scared of them. I'm highly educated myself (I'm a biologist) and I don't dislike the highly educated. I just don't take psychology seriously, particularly not counselling or therapy, the kind of thing available to the run of the mill public.

>>38889109
>criticize something as a soft science
>using nothing but anecdotes
Brilliant irony

>>38889092
>>38889071
Do you have a discord ?
Mine is Salty Wounds#2824

>>38889092
Mon francais est terrible. Heureusement, la plupart des gens comprennent mon anglais, meme si ma premiere langue est l'espagnol

>>38889129
I don't think I'm the sort of person therapy works for. I generally just get on with everything I can do and ignore the bits of my life that don't work (like romance). I don't have a touchy-feely bone in my body.

>>38889132
Well, I know that certain kinds of therapy only work on certain kinds of people, the non skeptical, for example. Because most of my friends are science/math based, and it hasn't worked for them, it follows that it probably won't work for me.

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>>38889100
H-here anon, please don't release the germans

>>38889171
Anything but the Germans.

>>38889147
You're saying you're scared of 50% of the world's population it's also clearly not just limited to the bedroom.

>>38889147
>I generally just get on with everything I can do and ignore the bits of my life that don't work (like romance).
Sounds unhealthy. Not to mention that I doubt a fear of men doesn't leak into other parts of your life.

>I don't have a touchy-feely bone in my body.
I mean, what are you doing then? You're talking about your fears and issues with men in a fairly straightforward manner. It's not like you just sit on a couch and gush on about your whole life immediately, it goes at a rate you're comfortable with. I'd suggest approaching it as less them being an emotional sponge and more to do with trying to find a real long term resolution.

But ultimately it's your life to choose.

>>38889175
the germans are already here

>>38889168
You aren't a skeptic, just an idiot. Don't worry most idiots make the same mistake.

>>38889178
Let me rephrase. I'm perfectly capable of switching off my emotional response when it comes to interacting with men professionally. It's just when it comes to anything social, or particularly romantic interest that I freak out. Even then, I mostly just become very shy.
>it's also clearly not just limited to the bedroom
What do you mean?

what's with all the expats living in france itt?

>>38889202
>You aren't a skeptic, just an idiot.
For what, not wanting to talk to a random person about my problems? Why do you feel entitled to tell me what to do with my own life? I went once to a therapist at 15, since my school sent me, and it sucked.

>>38889223
wew loving that hard science you've got there anon

>>38889205
England is a basket case. And they have nice cheese.

>>38889205
Well I'm in love with a girl from Strasbourg and trying to find out how to steal her heart.


Thats why I'm here.

>>38889235
It isn't all about science, it's also about personal feelings around therapy. Why do you think I'm an idiot then? Why do you think therapy is good?

>>38889204
You have a fear of men due to trauma, I highly doubt you limit it only to the bedroom or getting intimate with them humans don't work like that even sociopaths don't shut down emotions. Anyway I'm wasting my time here only came from fit to see what the r9k/pol boogeyman is all about.

>>38889266
>I highly doubt you limit it only to the bedroom or getting intimate with them h
I'm just very self controlled.

>>38889171
>French
>Multiple bottles of near empty wine

I'll figure out a shitpost for this soon.

>>38889223
Nobody is really telling you how to live your life, we're just suggesting you reconsider therapy if you're legitimately afraid of half of the worlds population. I'm going to go on a limb and assume you'd actually prefer to have a healthy relationship one day. As far as r9k goes this is pretty balanced advice.

>>38889252
>Why do you think therapy is good?
Because it helps you address your problems. You straight up admitted you ignore them rather than confront them.

>>38889284
>Because it helps you address your problems. You straight up admitted you ignore them rather than confront them.
On top of my other reasons, it seems silly to pay for something I can do with a friend.

>>38889307
Generally insurance covers it. Besides you said you're ignoring it, not that you're talking it out with a friend. That is a very fundamental difference. Regardless I do hope you resolve your problems.

>>38889307
Friends won't be available every week, not all friends no matter how good can cope with you dumping on them often, not all friends is it appropriate to mention something like that to from the get go. Friends won't know how to manage your broken ass since they don't do it as a job day in day out. I get that you only have a biology degree but start using that noggin.

>have a huge crush on lifeguard Chad
>had a dream where we kissed
>flirted with him the other day
>breeze blows, inhale how good he smells
>noticed he had a thicc long semi
>imagine him getting sucked off by me, forcing me to swallow , pounding my pussy doggy style while pulling my hair and making me cum ahegao like the girls in my hentais
>cut my swim short so I can finger myself in my car

How do I get my crush to fuck me?

>>38889496
fuck of normie chadlover

>>38889496
Easy, don't be fat, old, less than 6/10

>>38889597
Ive got that down. How do I tell him I'm DTF? I want yo get my virginity over and done with. This guy seems like he'd know what to do.

>>38889666
You shut the fuck up, and get the fuck off this board you dumb slut. kill yourself

>>38889496
Piss in the pool so you know he has swum in your piss.

>>38886434
Homosexuality

One cat

0

Neutral warm colours, soft coloured lights, lots of cushions, comfy

>>38889666
Well Satan you go and speak to him but be ultra physical nowadays you can literally tell him to fuck you e.g6"2 greek friend had chick whispering to him "fuck me" shame she was a behemoth so he laughed it off.

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>i am a schizophrenic
>no pets, i cant afford to feed one
>no, ive never been with anyone
>i have my own apartment, its minimally furnished .my room has the most things in it (table, computer, chait, bed, shelves with crap on them)

>Haven't been diagnosed with anything.
>Two cats.
>Am a HHKV.
>Posters I get from concerts/vinyl/etc, interesting flags, lava lamps, those throws that druggies/new-age people like, some plants, climbers covering the outside of the house, suit of armour near the front door, novelty welcome mat, a garden that looks "enchanting."

hello
i am want loner gf
provide, yes?

>>38890281
Are you chubby and/or into vidya

>>38889109
I did.
Most Psychologists are self important hacks, but my Psychotherapist of two years is great. Without her I'd be a NEET with no future.

>>38889168
I thought cognitive behavioural therapy was all about correcting faulty thought patters using logic.
At least that's what I'm doing with my therapist.

I'm a skeptical person two, second guessing everything she says and does, but she's patient and getting through to a degree.

>>38886434
s-she's cute

>>38890281
>a garden that looks "enchanting."
Post garden

>>38886823
Please date a girl :3

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>fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
I don't have any. Apart from some insecurity and occasional bouts of depression (which is considerably normal in modern society anyway), I'm fairly normal.

>how many pets do you have and what are they?
None at the moment but I would love to get to a stage where I can open a sanctuary for rescued animals of every species. Pet-wise I admit I really want a ferret or 2 rats.

>how many men have you had sex with?
Two, both long-term partners. The first was my first boyfriend whom I was with for a year, the second I was with for 10 years. Childhood sweetheart kinda deal (I'm 26).

>and if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I rent my own apartment, but the walls in every room are white, the floor is made up of dark, oak panelled floorboards. The bedroom has smokey oak furniture with a lot of scented candles, a huge, fluffy cream rug, an ocean ceiling projector, a humidifier to keep my skin moist, lots of fluffy pillows everywhere.
The bathroom is just the bathroom, lots of plants, Hollywood mirror, but the shower is enormous, like a minature closet that you can just walk into.
The living room has all white, crisp furniture with blue LEDs and a an illuminated case for my seen figures (I collect Sonico and Miku figures). The entire apartment is covered in green, leafy indoor plants and succulents for oxygenation, probably over 20 at this point, and it smells amazing. I also have a reed diffuser in every room that smell like the ocean, a hiking trail, a forest etc.

Picture related isn't my apartment, but it's not too dissimiliar. Mine feels a lot warmer.

>>38890802
be my used up christmas cake gf plozz

>>38890802
Why did you choose to write all that as a normie in a thread for fembots?

>>38886434
I am just a bitch, but I have several mental disorders. Depression, alcoholism, pathological liar, possessive, controlling, vain, I hear voices in my head and I also openly argue with them in public. I have very few real friends left, because I have been so nasty towards them. I am also on sedatives and I am seeing a Doctor. I am 34 years old.

I have no pets because I'd just let them die.

I have had sex with many, many men. In fact, that's the only reason men see me, because I am just a plain bitch which means I am not nice to the opposite sex. I get men to pay me for sex, and I enjoy it anywhere, indoors, outdoors etc.. because it's the only pleasure I get from life now. Having sex with strangers. The last two men who were actually nice to me, was my ex-boyfriend, who I cheated on, and then architect, who was a very nice guy to me. Then I was a bitch to him, and I do regret that, even though I just wanted him for his money.

As a result of my inner self, I no longer have a place of my own and sleep with anyone who will give me a bed. Even my parents have turned on me.

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>>38886434
CUTE
U
T
E

moar of her or similar pics.

>>38891054
Are you cute? If yes, what continent?

>>38891054
Will you have sex with me pls old one?

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>>38886434
>Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
Chronic Depression is the only one I've been diagnosed with, and frankly I'm not looking to get diagnosed with anything else. I have abandonment issues which manifests as me being really insecure and clingy, but I think I have some control over it.
>How many pets do you have and what are they?
0, having a cat or a dog when I have my own place next year would be nice.
>How many men have you had sex with?
0, I have had a robot bf before but it didn't work out, we did stuff but not actual sex.
>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I'm not sure, never put much thought into it but definitely darker colors, maybe the kitchen would be a deep orange and have some dark red. I would want something on the minimalist end though because having a stuffy abode doesn't sound very fun. But definitely having art/paintings up is a must.

>>38890542
I agree, I would like to mate with her.

>>38891224
How did it not work out with your bf?

Also, do you dislike kids?

>>38890338
Yes and no. I was raised in a "video games rot the brain" household.

>>38886434
Schitzoaffective disorder
1 chihuahua
0, I'm not too interested in sex unless it's with my oneitis
Minimal, earth tones

>>38891375
what do you like then chub?

>>38891224
Usually getting a diagnoses is supposed to help you with the mental diseases since you're given a a routineon how to treat it but I feel ya.

Was the relationship with your BF LDR or IRL?

What kind of arts/painting would you put up anon.

>>38891374
I got too sad and dependent and he didn't want to be with me anymore.

No, I get along well with (some) kids. If I have some of my own though I don't want a lot, 2 would be ideal. I'd be okay with not having any either though I think.

>>38891473
It started out as a LDR and we were together irl for some time.

No specific piece comes to mind since it's purely conjecture, but scenery would be nice. I also really like clouds, would be maximum comfy.

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>>38891474
>I got too sad and dependent and he didn't want to be with me anymore.

That's awful. That happened to me but with my best friend. Friends for 8 years and he dropped me just cause I got really depressed. It didn't help with my abandonment issues either..

>>38891563
Did y'all live close to each other or did one of you move to be with the other?

>Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
Nope, just severe chronic depression. Also anxiety and an eating disorder I don't have diagnoses for.

>How many pets do you have and what are they?
No pets.

>How many men have you had sex with?
Depends on what counts, but maybe 6.

>And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
Mostly white, black, grey and dark wood. I like simple designs with clear lines. Lots of plants.

>>38891474
I feel the same way regarding being too clingy desu. Opening up to someone feels very risky since they will tend to write you off.

I would like to at least have 4 kids, I guess that's where we differ.

>>38891702
>>How many men have you had sex with?
Can i be 7

>>38891565
Jeez after 8 years? That's awful, did he never have issues or something?
>>38891648
We lived relatively close, yeah. There wasn't too much distance.
>>38891707
Yeah it's a problem. I feel like most guys that claim to like clingy girls don't know what it actually entails.