Using roasties

use as personal braphog

Marry her and impregnate her.

Service. Females exist to serve and bear young, it is their sole purpose.

>>38885366
Pump and dump. Or better yet, start a relationship, promise her a future together, tell her you love her. Then ghost her.

>>38885366
Hot sexy cuddling
Cuddling

>>38885375
Braphog?
That was not original-_-

>>38885388
>tfw I'm a woman and am incredibly into being bred, and have been told my body is built for it

Its so good it makes my head so fuzzy

>>38885439
Why aren't you pregnant right now?

>>38885366
If you don't want to do her then you can just keep her around
They bring you things and are usually pleasant company

>>38885471
Because I take antidepressants and that disqualifies me from being a surrogate. Trust me, I looked into it.

>>38885481
I thought they'd have revised that by now, given the sheer number of people on antidepressants.

Why not have your own children?

>>38885481
>Mentally ill fetishist
You'd make a horrible mother. Kill yourself.

>>38885501
Because my long term partner is a woman, it leaves me at an impasse because I really don't like men at all but holy shit I wanna be pregnant a lot.

>>38885505
What do you think Surrogate means exactly?? I'd be the biological mom, not the one raising the kid.

>>38885505

It is defective and should be euthanized.

>>38885541
Mental illness is genetic. Kill yourself.

The whole roastie thing is a meme, it's a lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>38885501
Uhhhh no pal it's mind altering substances, you can't have a gestating fetus in your body while there's substances floating around.

Use your fucking brain even if you are just trying to gain sympathy with this ill woman.

>>38885541
>Because my long term partner is a woman, it leaves me at an impasse because I really don't like men at all but holy shit I wanna be pregnant a lot.

Oh right. You're ripe for extermination then, like all homophagia. Meat in shoes.

>>38885560
...how do you think the surrogacy process works? My genes wouldn't be involved in it at all. They implant an IVF embryo in your uterus, you don't get fuckin knocked up by the dad or something. Its pretty clinical.

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>>38885555
holy shit check those digits

>>38885563
>the whole roastie thing is a meme
Thanks for the redpill anon. Should have seen your mom's labia once I was done with it

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>>38885563
>being this intimately familiar with the particulars of your family's genitals

>>38885590
Yes, of course. Nine months of feeding off you and growing inside you during it's most plastic state won't affect it in the slightest.
Kill yourself.

>>38885578
you have autism but instead of for trains or sonic the hedgehog its for being a boring fascist with a tripcode, please kys

>>38885617
>tfw robot has no idea how women's biology works

I don't know why I'm surprised but this is still pretty pathetic.

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>>38885563
>>38885616
What the fuck

If this is real it's some subtle-ass bait

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>>38885564
>Uhhhh no pal it's mind altering substances, you can't have a gestating fetus in your body while there's substances floating around.
I know this, but the world is growing increasingly retarded.

>>38885634
>Mentally I'll fetishist thinks she knows how biology works
Never breed. Kill yourself.

>>38885541
Do you want to be a mother or are you just into being pregnant?

>>38885618

Oh there will be killing, but not myself.
The day rapidly approaches when you and you your cunt that will be popped in an oven with the other degenerates. I'm sure you will both make fine fertilizer.

>>38885668
Both, honestly! Though I know the first is a very unattainable goal and I'm not in a position (especially has a 28 year old) to raise a kid. I don't get how women younger than me already have like 5. Its fucking weird but I'd never want to waste my 20s on childrearing, honestly.

>>38885636
>subtle
Nigga you just dumb

>>38885616
>not being this intimately familiar with the particulars of your family's genitals
Don't you love your family anon?

>>38885718
I wouldn't be surprised if some autistic fucking robot was inspecting his family's genitals in their sleep or something

>>38885693
28 isn't that old, you can still have healthy kids at that age.

>>38885767
I mean more like, financially and socially. I'm an academic and work 70 hours a week in research, so I'd never really have any time for a kid, and why would I have a kid I couldn't raise myself, that would suck for them and for me

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>>38885767
>you can still have healthy kids at that age

>>38885693
>I'd never want to waste my 20s on childrearing, honestly
Good goy

>>38885784
>I'm an academic and work 70 hours a week in research

>intelligent people don't reproduce
>meanwhile low IQ idiots continue to shit into the gene pool

Our society is very dysgenic.

>>38885906
Maybe if there was a stronger safety net I'd want to have a kid. Something like 2-3 years or maternity leave at full pay or something. Thats what would do it for me.

>>38885366
Best thing to do is ignore the roastie for about three weeks. The length is up to you. Anyway this will cause her to get really frustrated and mad. Once she reaches peak levels fuck her. You must be the dominant one though. Treat her like shit. Works quite well.