>Dad was bald by 25
>>38881021
>diabetes (I'm not diabetic but susceptible)
>family history of heart disease (I fought off high blood pressure taking meat and dairy out of my diet thank god)
>SOMEhow a proneness to havING hernias. Im only 22 aND already had to have hernia surgery just like my grandfather did
>both parents are short brainlets
>great-grandparents and grandparents all had long lives
Red face, I'm a pretty decently fit guy but if I do the slightest bit of exercise my face immediately goes a deep red I'll be fine as it is an easy task but my face must first look like a communist wet dream
I have a deformed skeleton, autism, and OCD.
>>38881021
Going bald is something I'll always be afraid of, sounds humiliating.
>>38881021
Hairlet
Beardlet
Wristlet
Dicklet
Manlet
Pectus excavatum
Almost everyone in my family has had cancer in their late 50's-60's and a lot have had diabetes
Relative who lived the longest only made it to 75, the rest tend to die around 65-70, usually right after retiring
>Dad was a pretty hardcore 5'7 manlet (I'm 5'9 so could be worse)
>Depression runs on my mom's side of the family
>Bipolar and OCD runs on my dad's side of the family
>High blood-pressure
>Tons of my relatives have had heart problems on their older years, many dying from a heart attack and stroke
Tbh, I'm more angry about my manlet status and my overall below average looks.
>>38881021
Mom's shit height
Mom's arthritis
Mom's bad skin (acne)
Dad's hairline
Dad's bad heart
Dad's dark skin tone
Dad's moles
>>38881021
>manlet
>wristlet
>calflet
>hairlet (shitty waves)
>big kike nose
>shit eyes
T-thanks
>5'9"
At this point, I've accepted being alone
>have balding genes
>get /fit/
>shave it all off
>now vin diesel
huh
>>38882251
I'm so impressed.
>>38881650
God it sucks.
I had the thickest hair going, it was fucking ridiculous. All of a sudden I hit my mid 20's and it was fucked.
>5'4
>tallest in the family
I WAS DOOMED FROM THE START
>>38881021
I got autisim from my dad.
Scoliosis from my mom and Alzheimer's from my mom
>skinnyfat
>dicklet
>large crooked nose
>weak chin
I can keep going probably
Mom's BPD
Dad's pectus excavatum
>have Asperger's
>GF also has Asperger's and hers is worse than mine
>mfw our future kids (maybe) will be literally mentally fucked
>I'm sorry, my child...
Hump back
I can't say I inherited anything but I did dodge the acne bullet. It's something on my mom's side apparently. My uncle had it when he was younger, then my brother and cousin had it. Hope it doesn't follow a massive genetic chain.
>>38881021
Bad teeth. Grandpa had dentures by 60, mother is the same way. Shit sucks. My back teeth are a little busted up but luckily it hasn't become a cosmetic issue yet.
>>38881021
I'm half-black and Irish, so Chris Harper-Mercer 2.0. Fortunately, I got lucky with intelligence.
Depression from one side. OCD from the another. Both active.
>>38881021
Mild autism on my dad's side
No fucking idea how he managed to hide it, I didn't know until he told me.
>>38881021
>shitty beard
>tiny dick
>small hands and wrists
>mild lactose intolerance
>weak colon
>weak immune system
susceptible to
>hypertension
>degenerative myopia
>arthritis
>heart disease
>50-50 on getting bald in my 50's
>>38881021
I have a case of moderate persistent acne, that I'm sure I inherited from my grandfather. Also have a huge toe from him too. And I have pectus excavatum, but no one from my family other than me has had it.
>>38883097
Oh, I missed persistent acne and having a tight foreskin.
>>38881021
Shit skin form father
Hairy as a fucking monkey thanks dad
Manlet thanks to mommy
Fat genes from father
Balding from father
Horrible eyebrows from father
Spine problems from father
Heart diseases from mommy
>i would kill them but I know they won't last long
>>38883170
>Fat genes from father
lol
>>38881021
>small benis
>lactose intolerance
>susceptibility to testicular problems
>high cholesterol
>high blood pressure
>high risk of cancer
>giant nose
At least my hair is thicker and darker than Oprah and I'm pretty built looking and tall even though I just do nothing but sit on my ass all day.
>>38881143
>same 6'1
>27 starting to go bald
>not even a robot by any means
> shame
>at least im working out to hopefully improve how i feel about myself
2 years lurk mode and this captcha whaaaat??
>>38881021
Baldness is actually passed down through the mother's side, so you could be OK
>>38881021
it seems everyone inherited shit from their father
> autism
> diabetes
> fat as fuck
> no muscle
> shitty personality, narcissist
> fucking ugly 2/10 face
> balding
>Bipolar and Schizoid
>Butterface
>Buckteeth
>High susceptibility to diabetes, being fat, and having tons of health issues.
At least I didn't inherit the meth problem.
Type 1 diabetes. Thanks.
>>38881021
>my obesity from mom
This fucked my whole life up
>>38883978
>same guy >>38883693
i believe in you bud. not all of us are fortunate.
>cant deal with doctors or dentists
> i just pulled a tooth out myself.
>you can avoid being as socially ackward as me
>>38881021
>cousin, brother, and uncle have autism
Gee I wonder where I got it from?
im a midget because of my mom
>>38881021
I inherited my father's borderline rage and my mother's social anxiety.
Sucks to be in my shoes desu
>>38882597
The fuck then don't have kids or adopt. Do you fucking want to support a retard for life?
>>38883325
Oprah?
That's me? Omg I just want to say I FUCKING LOVE BREAD
mental illness
Bipolar
depression
anxiety
social anxiety
all of these at 16
end it already
>daily migraines if I don't take 500mg tylenol every morning, plus whenever a headache still comes up
Thanks Dad.
>low metabolism makes getting fat super easy
Thanks Grandpa.
>"youthful" skin (pimply teenager skin at 30)
>susceptibility to ear infections
>excessive, fast earwax buildup to the point of hearing loss
Thanks Mom.
>allergies to every pollen, meaning flonase erry day from March to October
Thanks Grandma.
>>38884290
>rage ?
what do u mean anon ? bipolar or anger over small things ?
>>38881021
>first grey hairs at 15
>big nose (not a kike, just ugly)
>family history of asthma, high blood pressure, Alzheimer's, ADD, angina, autism and just general mental illness
>pectus excavatum (neither of my parents have it, not sure where it came from)
>hairlet
>beardlet
>jawlet
>wristlet
>manlet
>asimetrical nose
>shit eyes
>permanent dark circles
>acne on forehead and below jaw
>father was white, mother was black
>very tall father, very short mother
>inherited extreme manlet genes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING RACE-MIXERS I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU
Am black. Thats it