Why aren't you playing the lottery, robot? How often do you play?

I don't play the lottery.

It's gay

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>>38881019
No thanks, I'll pass on the fool's tax. Never played, never will.

>>38881019
Because every time I would play I wouldn't win anything. Spent 20 dollars on multiple scratch and powerball tickets and won nothing.

>>38881029
>>38881038
How can you win if you never play?

>hey bob I spent $2 on a lotto ticket--
>OMG YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S THE IDIOT TAX YOU COULD HAVE INVESTED THAT MONEY AND MADE MILLIONS BY NOW

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>>38881019
If I wanted to give extra money to the government, I would do it without going through a bunch of dumb rigmarole.

>>38881354
I mean it's fine if you recognize it for what it is. A few bucks to give you hope and keep your dreams going for a few days.

Personally I'd rather keep the $2, but to each their own I guess.

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>>38881019
>won $20 on a $1 scratch ticket
>bought 2 4Lokos from the same gas station and got blitzed to celebrate