When will you learn that Jesus is the Christ?

it's hard to give too much of a shit about jesus' mythology when you're literally him reincarnated

kind of like flipping through a disintegrating photo album of unsmiling hardasses who died before you were even born
>huh that's swell
>hmmm rough times
>gee whiz what a way to go

and no, don't be asking me shit about daddy spacegod
i'm on vacation

>>38881094
BLASPHEMY! Begone, vile one!

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>>38881013
>>Jesus is the Christ?
Is this one of those weird Catholic magic tricks, like how little bread crackers literally turn into Jesus when you guys eat it?

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>>38881013
Uh, it's his name. What a dumb thing to say.

Anyone else love Saint Young Men?

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JESUS wants your JESUS semen for JESUS breakfast in JESUS heaven.
JESUS!

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>>38881013
>When will you learn that Jesus is the Christ?
Just what is a 'christ'?
Please explain

>>38881013
When he explains how It makes sense to offer salvation from hell when he's the one who gave mankind a proclivity toward sin in the first place.

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>>38881320
I ship Buddha and Jesus.

>>38881320
ye this is bretti comfy animoo anon

>>38881395
It's some greek title of importance.

>>38881013
christianity is a shitty retcon of judaism

this is one of the few times where i would have appreciated a new series altogether. 2000 years would be long enough for brand recognition too.

>>38881497
nah, the jews are just butthurt about the superior sequel and they won't move on

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Jesus "My Wife's Son" Christ