itt: kirby just absorbed you what power does he gain?

Unironically he becomes a really good rapper

Too bad I can't give him the power of work ethic

>>38880174
He turns black

>>38880174
autism
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>>38880190
so he has terrible credit and like to steal things, gotcha

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ugliness

oregeno

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>>38880174
the power to never get a gf

>>38880198
>implying that the little shit doesn't already have autism

Power to be socially invisible, being noted hardly, so he passes the level without much effort

>>38880174
hypersensitivity

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Erotomania tbdes

>>38880320
woah, she's a qt

He has the power to spew semen from his mouth

The power of so much wasted potential.

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>>38880360
so you mean like this

>>38880174
>what power does he gain?

a dick

>>38880174

>mediocre ability at several hobbies
>poor coordination so now he trips and falls on his face a lot

The power to shill my shitty discord server in this thread.

K8Y8rcf

he can spend all day shitposting on the internet without requiring a single break. only downside is that he can't do it anywhere except 4chan.

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>what power does he gain?
A very active and powerfull imagination

>>38880174
now he can run 5km in 34 minutes

>>3880174
An (un)healty obsession with Felix argyle.

power to have seizures

>>38880174
He becomes a wizard.

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just got back on to check tread, not disappointed
never change /r9k/

>>38880189
but I can

he withdraws from society and becomes a polymath

incredibly effective protection of his virginity

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>>38880174
He gains the ability to disappoint those that set ridiculous standards, extremely soul crushing incompetance, and apathy so strong that it becomes his main emotion, and numbs some of his senses along with any desire to continue existing.

>>38880190
>>38880198
>>38880217
>>38880297
>>38880360
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>>38880759
So nothing changes?
I bet he doesn't even get muted for it.

>>38881002
oh heck that's dark, anon

Asperger's and suicidal tendencies

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>>38880174
The power to be so unmotivated he sits at home and does nothing all day, short temper due to a deep rooted self-hatred and hatred of his parents, have very little empathy, the inability to feel certain emotions, become a complete and utter asshole, have low self-esteem, low self-control, incredible luck that appears in random spurts and above average intelligence that for the above reasons becomes completely useless.

>>38880174
Simmering rage

>>38880174
depression
bipolar
avpd
annoyance
hate to everything
suicide
anxious-preoccupied disorder
paedophilia
anger issues

the power of god and anime

>>38882210
Oh, also paranoia.

>>38882295
Normie tier meme

>>38882346
last word sage spitepost no jutsu