SCP thread

>>38880029
S&S
Subdue and Sodomize

>>38880029
Keep my eyes closed and fuck him to death

>>38880029
rape him and use his tears for eye lube so i dont close my eyes

>>38880029
SCP is just shitty LARP tier stories

The joke is on you, i dont have a waifu.

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>>38880087
some are but that basketball tape on was spoopy as fuck

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

what if my waifu IS 173

>>38880087
They can be hit and miss but occasionally they're gold

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mai waifu's pussy will eat him alive

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096 is the incarnation of /r9k/

>lanket
>white
>in constant emotional agony

Open my eyes. He'll charge at me and I will reveal that I'm blind. Then, after being bamboozled so powerfully, he'll be forced to suicide on the spot.

What's the SCP whose article was all a bunch of shapes, icons, drawings and stuff instead of words?

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>>38880029
Kick his ass and put his head in a blender

>>38880351
2521
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
>>38880125
This is definitely one of my favourites

>>38880719
>>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
Thanks anon, great concept for an SCP.

>>38880029
Ask to be assigned to a less boring SPC

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>>38880029
The joke is on you, my Precious and Pure wife does not have a pussy!

>>38880744
it just steal documents? thats all it do?

>>38880029
I want that tickle monster one. Or the coffee machine that can dispense anything.

>>38880899
>it just steal documents?
Everything that mentions it, other than pictographs, apparently.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-616

Scary

>>38880899
It's pretty much candleja-

>>38881066
No you dummy the meme is that you have to say Candlejack fir-

>>38880872
gas yourself on the way out

>>38880029
Blink because I'm bored of living.

>>38880125
Holy fuggarooney

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231

Is this the edgiest SCP?

The infohazard ones are pretty interesting.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055

I hope that someday they make a tv series out of these

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>>38881667
Yo who needs that when you have my nigga Bobble the Clown.

>>38881530
How is that edgy?
It's just a woman that gives birth to other women, seemingly out of nowhere.

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>>38881754
>No, anon, they give birth to world ending monstrosit-
>mfw

Whenever I end up reading some of these I start to get ideas for them but cannot be assed at all to do anything about them.

>Something that requires fresh blood from young males of a specific age down to the minute every day, donators are provided by countries with mandatory military service like Finland and Israel, as such there's a huge conspiracy where doctors induce births so that they'll have donors
>An individual who, whenever they say a command, people cannot resist instantly serving them as much as they can, meaning that they are to be interacted with entirely by robots and no humans are to so much as look at them. (The "twist" is that the person hates having this trait and tried to live a life of seclusion anyway)
>An SCP that escaped and now has a grudge against the foundation
>A massage chair that is so fucking good as massages it makes those that have it extremely flexible, however depending on their personality and how many they've had, they will start to go mad wanting to have another massage because it feels so amazing. They'll beg, cast away their possessions, murder, and even commit suicide if they 're not sated.

>>38881030
so if i write a letter about that SCP it will steal that letter? cool

>>38880029
You can really tell that the entire population of 4chan has grown up, simply because people actually used to find this dumb shit scary. I sort of miss when everybody here was 14.

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>>38882488
I still find it scary anon ;_;

We need to talk about 2718, that's probably the most fucked up one there.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718
But what I don't understand is how can ghost SCPs like 1337 exist if THIS is what happens to people when they die.

>>38882998
how is this shit not scary holy shiet