things you do that annoy people

I exist in their vicinity.

If you asked for a kitchen knife and said it was a dagger, that would be pretty weird..

>>38879906
"One butter dagger please Susan"

>I exist
>I exist around other people

Constantly make a high pitched whining noise

>>38879743
I ramble on autistically about things that I am passionate about. It turns people off from me and I know I do it, too. Sometimes I forget to keep it in check

Better than referring to chainsaws as long swords I guess

>>38879743
gud post op haven't tried that yet

>always flirt with the uglier one
>look at people's ears instead of their eyes

>>38879743
I tap the rear end of my writing utensil in a pendulum like motion against any surface I am sitting at. I kind of need to do something with my hands when I'm listening/thinking.

Luckily, most people tend to have a decent impression of me so they tell me nicely to stop, and in the case of some girls, they just hold my hand so I stop.

>>38879743
FUCK YOU, MY BROTHER DOES THAT TOO I HATE THIS EDGY SHIT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE

>>38879743
>not referring to them as blades
get on my level baka

I sage fembot threads

>>38880165
I have this problem too and even though I know I need to control it I'm really bitter about that.
I can be polite when somebody is talking about sports or cars or something I don't care about but everyone just lets their eyes glaze over when I start talking about my garden.

>>38879743
you fucking obnoxious twat

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>>38879743
But knives and daggers are totally-different things.

>>38880321
>not calling them Kunai

silly gaijin

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>>38879743
>pass the butter-dagger mom

>>38880165

m8 i do this too. but no one fucking comments on it, i only realise that they may be bothered by this afterwards

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>>38881553
>mom found the butter dagger

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People get really assblasted about me expecting them to do their jobs I noticed. You know, theatre people picking up my popcorn, grocery people returning stuff, waitresses taking my dishes.

>>38880072
>>38881553
>>38881615
no but seriously I wouldn't call it a butter dagger I'd just call it a dagger and I don't live with people

>>38881703
>mfw no butter dagger bf

>>38881703
>I'd just call it a dagger
that doesn't change anything, only makes you look weird.
butter-dagger actually sounds funny

Will someone PLEASE pass the butter dagger

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>>38881732
"looks daggers at you"

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>inb4 butter-dagger becomes a new meme
found my butter-dagger, normalfags beware!

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Don't be a lagger
Bin that butter-dagger!

>>38879743
>he calls it a dagger
People probably aren't bothered, they're probably laughing at you since only a fucking loser would call it that max fucking par

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>>38881800
>dad befell upon the butter-dagger bin

>>38881822
don't make me reply to everyone in this thread and post a smug anime face cause I'll do it

>>38880281
i like to look at the foreheads people who are my superior. My boss hasnt said anything yet but i can tell its starting to get to him

>>38880295
anon, he is your brother....

>>38881863
you won't do shit faggot OP

>>38879743
When somebody is telling a story I say 'right' to reaffirm to them that I am listening, but I guess I say it weird so they think I'm saying 'riiiight' like I don't believe them.

Also people have an image of me in their heads as hard working and dedicated and they get annoyed once they realize I'm actually unreliable, lazy and pretty dumb

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>when you eat over at a friend's house and they make steak but they don't have enough steak daggers so you have to use a butter dagger

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>>38881899
spoilerxspoiler

>>38881951
fuark why can't you be a qt girl

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anyone else here /toedagger/

>>38879743
>I always refer to knives as daggers.
>You'd be surprised how much it bothers people.
That's because a knife isn't a dagger.

This is now a tangentially dagger-related thread.
Dagger music here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ky8Lm2oG0

I always refer to eating utensils as chopsticks. You'd be surprised how much it bothers people.

aragatou sayonara ;3

>>38881922
>tfw you have a poor friend over to your house for the day and he cries when your mom serves him steak for dinner

I never felt so rich

>>38882122
chop sticks are a pretty legit master utensil though, they can be used for everything. I sharpened one so it's good for stabby and I use it well with my blunt one.

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>>38879743
I say Ok a lot
Also when I explain things people always give me confused looks.

>>38879743
I correct people. They can't fucking stand it. They just want their misinformation to stand unopposed I guess.

>>38883127
okay there is literally nothing wrong with calling a knife a dagger

>>38883152
Her knife is dishonest butter dagger don't lie

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>>38880536
Tell me about your garden, anon.


>tfw no green-thumb bf

>>38881501
yeah, daggers are for piercing, knives are for cutting.

it's like saying people get annoyed when i ask for a drill but i actually mean a saw.

>>38883265
you are thinking of a dirk

be too clingy and have breakdowns and eventually make them leave ;3

>>38881675
I find it's the opposite, when i'm at the checkout and swipe my groceries past the barcode scanner the cashier gets really pissy for some reason.

>>38881501
>In casual usage, it might instead mean... any knife from SMALL KNIFE to LONG KNIFE
So technically OP did nothing wrong

>>38883373
Oh, never mind, just looked up "GURPS", turns out that whole thing is from some gay roleplayer dictionary or something

>tfw u don't own a butter dagger
Why live?

>>38879743
Walking through the room.
I just like to walk while listening to music or thinking or while having a break from reading/watching TV. Especially if people sit in the same room they get triggered as fuck even though I try to not get near them or impede their view on something.

>>38883574
You mean like pacing, or just walking through once? It sounds like pacing, and that shit is definitely distracting, it can make a person nervous. Just walk outside if you want to walk

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>>38879743
>tfw really depressed
>see butter-dagger thread
>smile a genuine smile that I fucking needed

thank you OP for being such a faggot