You're standing next to her, what do you say?

>>38878633
"Wanna go get some coffee?"

"Hey. Are you Taylor swift?" " yeah." "oh. Cool."

>>38878633
H-hi. I bet you don't have a penis."

Nothing. I'm not the type to just go up to random strangers and try to start a conversation with them.

>>38878633
"You should probably take better care of your hair."

>>38878633
>You're standing next to her, what do you say?
"Sorry"

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>>38878633
Are these ur noodz?

>>38878633
You have really bad posture and your songs are drivel

>>38878633
pls be me ai gf

>>38878633
How much does it cost for a lick of your shithole TayTay?

>>38878633
What boards did you browse?

>>38878633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk

directly into her FUCKING ear

>>38878812
>your songs are drivel.

Shut the fuck up, fgt. Taylor makes great music, she's going through a rough break up, just because you've never even had a relationship (therefore can't relate to the message she's saying) doesn't make her music bad.

hope that she's friendly. i went on a vacation somewhere i saw stone sour on a vacation, they weren't friendly. it was corey taylor, james roots (two members to slipknot) and a few other members. i tried shaking his hands but i got shoved.

Have sex with me and I'll kill anyone you want.

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>>38878920
At least when she was country it had some musical merit to it. Now it's just overproduced dime-a-dozen pop garbage

N-nice fit, heh

>>38878633
t-t-taylor, you can have my entire life savings if you smother me with your ass

>>38878633

i hope you die from cancer.

>>38878633
hey how ya doin
what's the matter with you guys
it's just a person

>>38878633
"do you floss before or after brushing."

Put some pants on you degenerate

>>38878633
Ask for an autograph and sell it, probably

>>38879080
>it had some musical merit to it
>omigawd another Chad broke up with me
>FUCK YOU CHAD
>idc if you were like the 8th one, it's not my fault it's yours
Yeah sure, plenty of merit

>>38879289
Probably meant that it was country so there was a band playing around her, rather than a bunch of sequencers and beat-machines

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We must secure the existence of our people and the future for white children, right?

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Drop more music shit

Walk up to her and whisper in her ear - "I pirated your songs, all of them."

>>38878633
"I want to eat sushi with you and slap your ass"

>>38878739
is that actually her or what