If somebody found your porn collection/history, how would they react?

damn this nigga sure likes anime tiddies

they would be forced to consider suicide

I WATCHED 1NUN 1 PRIEST PRON.. I DONT GIVE A FUK... I WATCHED A LOTOF WEIRD SHITS ON YT AS WELL. LIKE JAKE PAULL VIDEOS RICKY BERWICK ALISON QUINN ASMR ...

"Every single one of these chicks has a dick"

I could always chalk it up to morbid curiosity, but the amount might make that a bit difficult. I wouldn't even need to cut contact, because they'd do it for me. Problem solved.

>>38876436
Why is the home button on her iPhone screwed up?

Also they'd think hentai is weird and gross even though I look at pretty tame material.

>>38876436
call the police? some people are way too psychorigid for their own good

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>"So you like to dress as a woman?"

It wouldn't be a fun conversation

1 ass pic of some girl who was in a Skype gamer group I was in, maybe a dozen 2d pics, hundreds of pics and 30 gigs of webms acquired from the porn site known as /b/.
All in all, pretty vanilla for a collection going on 4 years old.

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>>38876436

Same way anyone would react to 17,000+ saved images and videos of varying types of porn.

Awkward is my favourite though.

"wtf you're gay?"

>>38876436
They'd go from regular head nod to disgust and then to pity. Regular porn, a shitton of hentai, then god forbid they find the pictures of girls hugging intimately or looking longingly at the camera.

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>wow ano wtf why do you have photos of yourself in panties and skirts

>quite a lot of black dicks you got hereladdy

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>>38876843
That last one is some really subtle serial killer kind of material, anon.

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>>38876436
>tfw 2D Foot/socks fetish
Idk desu how somebody would react to that

>>38876436
"You don't watch any porn?"

>having any history/folder

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>>38876436
>how the fuck do you get off to women rapidly gaining weight, busting out of their clothes, and turning into monsters, anon?
FUCK OFF, I'M JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38876899
Makes me imagine intimacy I'll never experience in my life. Lets me think about what a soft caress would feel like. I do get to feel it sometimes in my dreams though. So I guess visualizing it with the help of images as a medium helps a lot.

>>38876965
Are you a virgin or something, anon? I'm not good with women but I managed to get laid now and then up until a few years ago and I'm about 30.

I've been trying to lucid dream just to fuck pirate Asian cuties and shoot off AKs at Commies.

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>why is all your porn censored anon?
How do you respond?

>>38877006
Because you have an additional fetish for censored material. That's pretty much it, right?

>>38876991
Yup, virgin. 21 so there's still a while until I become a wizard. Working on self improvement via lifting though, maybe I'll manage to make it happen by the time I'm 25 or so but for now I try to stave off the crippling loneliness with imagination.

>>38877006
"I don't want to corrupt the children."

>>38876991
Ever heard about Astral projection?
People say it feels real as fuck, so you can basically imagine anything you want and it becomes basically feels "real"
Though i never tried it myself due to me being too much of a pussy. Because if you have any negative thoughts, it'll literally freak you out and might even give u some sort of trauma.
Thats what I heard at least

>>38876436
I'd kill them then kill myself after lighting my phone on fire. Nobody can find out about my giantess porn.

>>38877112
I think you meant lucid dreaming tried it but can't seem to get it right and the last time I tried getting into sleep paralysis I panicked and managed to get myself out

>>38877042
Yeah, if you lift enough and hit the bars later on at night you'll get some tang. Also self-improvement is gay. Just say you're going to the gym.

>>38877112
Yeah, I've heard about it, but it just seems like lucid dreaming a place or people or events to me. The mind is great at confabulation and lucid dreaming is already a super muddy subjective topic. What's more likely, you're lucid dreaming a place and your memory fudges things a little later to agree with something you here or supernatural travel?

>>38877125
What the fuck is up with the giantess fetish? I genuinely don't get it. I get a lot of weird stuff but not the giantess deal. How does one acquire such a strange taste?

The best I can surmise is it had to deal with being a kid and looking up at mom.

>>38877182
What do I drink at a bar though, I'm not really fond of drinking shit straight, any recommendations or is it really up to personal preference?

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>>38876436
Probably howl in terror.

>>38876436
source anon?
pretty much my fetish
>white chicks masturbating to bbc saying humiliating shit to all white bois watching

Also im 7" and have a gf. Why do i have this fetish..
anyway. source?

pretty much like OPs pic related 2bh senpai

how come giantess fetish ppl are always act like it would be the end of the world if somebody found out their fetish?

>>38877223
Just drink some beer and be friendly if someone talks to you but don't go chasing conversation or interaction. It may feel a little overwhelming being around so many strange, some loud, people in a place you don't know but you'll fit in. Most people are kind of drunk there anyways and don't really care.

Eventually a girl will try to make you her last call if things with Chad don't play out. Take her by taxi/Uber/whatever to a hotel room. If she asks why the hotel just say you have a super Christian roommate that you didn't want to deal with. Something like that. Offer to get her a ride home through again, taxi/Uber/etc.

You'll need about $250 to bag a girl but it's work for me a few times, including an actual hot Stacy who let me feel her up for a while just because she was drunk and thought it was funny. Don't go in broke. Go in late. If a girl talks to you make conversation the best you can and do your best not to be a weirdo. Do these things and you'll get some pussy.

>>38876436

'why are these white women all fucking with black monkeys?'

It's mostly just models and actresses, with a handful of vanilla softcore porn webms thrown in. At best they would think I'm creepy (which is true), at worst they would think I'm some kind of stalker in the making (which is hopefully not true).

>>38877357
Thanks a lot for the advice. The $250 includes the hotel and drinks right?

>>38877207
I already find an attractive woman's asshole, vagina, feet, armpit, and mouth pretty hot. I like the idea of all that, except being bigger.

>>38877526
Yeah. Your budget is $250. Let's face it, you do need a little cash to get a girl if you're a mature adult. If it looks like she wants to run the tab higher just leave and go elsewhere or home because she is using you for cash.

You may have to buy a woman a few drinks but don't just offer her one. Offer to get her one while you're getting yourself one while you've both been talking for a few minutes.

>>38877645
Your fetish may be the only one I truly will never comprehend the attraction of. I even get the fat blueberry girl shit and even scat but giantesses? I'm still baffled.

I watch a wide range of different jav genre so people will probably think I have a huge Asian fetish. But that's not true, I just don't like shitty tattoos and boob jobs.

They'd probably urge me to get help and they'd never seek to interact with me ever again.

>ewwwww anon you have the weirdest fetishes!!

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>wtf anon I was pretty sure you were gay judging by your appearance, but he looks 60! Are you an opposite pedo-creep? Do you want to rape my dad?
>yes

>creampie gangbangs and bestiality
Probably disgusted to be honest

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Not CP, or loli of course

<I'm original wtf did you mean by this?