OFFICIAL robot test: http://ricepuritytest.com/

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>>38875281
>91

there ya go opee

>>99
>am muslim.

Welp

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>>38875281
being a faggot is kinda cheating

>>38875467
>99
quit lying

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finally, a test I did well on!

>>38875281
92

JUST

>>38875410
You experiences 8%, there's only 100 questions.

94. It would be 100 if I wasn't a chronic masturbator and alchoholic.

>>38875281
>danced without leaving room for jesus.
>website design
>Have you ever mastrubated

Christfags confirmed

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>>38875537
>You experiences 8%, there's only 100 questions.
>tfw Can't even post on a Taiwanese pottery board without making a fool of myself

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>>38875597
it's alright anon, we all make mistakes

>>38875467
Man why are there so many muslisms in the west>

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>>38875281
Well lads? Rate n stuffs

>>38875281
96 cuz i'm a wanker

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>83

Things will get better, right?

>>38875467
only muslims can be robots

>>38875281
I got 43
what do the scores mean

>>38875878
low score means non-robot. time for you to fuck off outta here.

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>tfw porn is the only thing keeping it not 100

>>38875878
that you need to live. Now

what if i, as a straight guy, got my butt slapped by another straight guy that has a girlfriend as a joke. what happens?

>>38875898
>>38875932
I identify as a cyborg
doing half the stuff on this list is fuckign easy

>>38875281
>78
Drugs and porn messed my score up.

Score: 27!

>>38876091

Get the fuck out you failed normie, you're kind is not wanted here!

>>38876139

*your

r9k is my favorite board. not going anywhere, mate.

>>38875281
I score a 90 on this and I'm female. It doesn't work at all.

>>38876277
Read other peoples post you retarded LARPer
>takes test
>I'm women ekkss dee

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Hopefully i'll be reborn as an abortion victim

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Not surprised, not surprised at all

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>70

Shame on me... I'll see myself out.

This proves you don't have to be a virgin to be a robot.

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96
i am rather lonely fellow on this lonely road in a lonely world

>Your score: 91

I'm not sure if I should be proud or cry.

>88

a-at least i got dubs, right guys?

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Shid

Overwatch: originalio edition

>>38875281
97
If it wasn't for fapping I would be 100% pure

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>>38876344
Don't say that anon! As someone who received the exact same score we should be proud of our purity. The vicissitudes of modern society can only be retained via a guardian class of trained virgins who comprehend restraint and regulate themselves thereby achieving maximum productivity within the labour force. Rather it is these tragic unvirgins who should be ashamed of their sexual misconduct (unless in the case of procreation, which is a valiant asset to the state and its people). Much like the Sumatran Tiger we are a rare breed that happens to be one of the most powerful for we are free of the temptations the noir-styled living can drive. How one should long to see the day where both males and females withdraw from sexual intercourse and reserve such for childbirth, as the advancement of our society can only be expedited via the total extermination of our vices and the enforcement of self-control through the human conscious. We are the soonest to leave the cave whilst the unvirgins are merely watching their stagnant puppet shows!

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>your score: 19
i cant help that i've been a man whore.

I got a score of 68, what does that mean? Did I lose a lot of points because I got some bjs from my cousin when we were in high school?

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nailed it, I'm pure as the driven snow

>>38875281
>89
sheeeeeeit

oregano

>>38878131
It means that you're a fucking norman and you should get the fuck out of here.

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97

Fuck this. Fuck this I want out

75. It's accurate for a cyborg like me.

>>38875281
87

Would have gotten a higher score if I wasn't always masturbating, on drugs all the time, or pissing in public

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>>38875281
>82
>It's only that low because I have a social life, get drunk a lot, done drugs a few times and been arrested for being too drunk

Being a failed normie is fucking hell. I have the social life of a normalfag but am otherwise a 100% kissless dateless virgin

What is the robot cut-off then lads?

I got 89, can I stay?

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>94

Give me one reason not to end my life rn

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>>38878559

me too anon, me too

also comment not originul enuf

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>>38875281
ez af

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97

truthfuIly

>>38877011
lol this is what virgins actually believe

>>38875281
wew 75 feelin pretty gud rn

>>38878848
youre not a degenerate

25. How would you likely die from this shit. It's all pretty tame, really. Except for getting someone preggers, which I didn't. Also, I did almost all of the bad stuff but was never once caught.

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>>38875281
>Tfw you only check masturbation things

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It was 80, now it's 72 since I got handcuffed, questioned and arrested today. Crazy.

If you have a score of 89 or below. GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIES!

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>>38875281
35
Well I knew already that im not a robot, but do I qualify as a cyborg, or am I kidding myself and im really just another normiefag who deserves to be hung from a lamp post in the beta uprising?

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>>38876424
>I also got 96
I WALK A LONELY ROAD

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>>38879166
Normie.
Your score scream normie. You are not a cyborg, not even the slightest.
Now out.

>>38875281
94
waw
ORIGIGIGI

78. Failed normie so yeah

>>38875281

26.

Haven't been arrested, etc., yet.

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Before you ask, I like this board because the memes are funny, yes I understand I don't belong here.

97.
I only checked 3 things, I doubt this shit does any actual calculation

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>Have you gotten an STI?
>Gotten someone knocked up?
>Incest?
>Beastiality?

What the fuck kind of stuff is Rice condoning?

also, I got 42

>>38875281
My score was 52

>>38875680
>>38875878
>>38876048
>>38876091
>>38876396
>>38877119
>>38878232
>>38878651
>>38878972
>>38879032
>>38879117
>>38879166
>>38879294
>>38879301
>>38879349
Leave this board NOW. Any score lower than 85 not solely due to masturbation, drugs and crime is a normalfag score.
You will all be purged from existence in the beta uprising

>>38879375
You too >>38879409
Original u2

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>>38879375
I fucking forgot my fucking image

>>38879375
ayy 59 here.

Does that make us cyborgs or normies?

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24

originalblox desu senpai

got 45, can I stay?

Kinda disappointed, thought I was a 30s man.

>>38879409
This. If you got under 85 then you are NOT a robot or a "cyborg" you are a normalfag, so leave.
As for my score
>96

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>>38875281
85
>jerked off
>stuck a toy lightsaber up my butt once to see if i'd like it. didn't really do it good so idk
>got sent nudes of this guy whose wife was a stripper that i was in a guild with both playing wotlk
>drink alcohol
>got in trouble by the principal
>have a crazy father so he called the cops on me after he was the one that instigated physical violence against me

>>38879409
>tfw 84
C-can I stay? I'm just one point short

>91 purely due to masturbation, alcoholism and drug use

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>93

looks like im a true robot boys

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Is 95 bad?

TFW 96%

>>38879529
have you ever kissed or fucked someone else?

>>38879587
Does my mom count?
Still a virgin though.

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What do I win now guys? guys? I win something right?

>>38879614
only non-family members unless you did it incestuously with her

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Cyborg describes me well

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>>38875281
somehow ended up getting a pretty high score compared to some of the other people in this thread

>>38879637
No I haven't to both.

So I'm good?

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>>38875281
90 - 100 = true robot
85 - 89 = robot
84 -75 = cyborg
75 -65 = introvert
64- 53 = failed normie
52 - 42 = normie
41 - 0 = GET OUT NOW

>>38879540
>93 too
hell yah brah!

>76
Almost entirely because of porn, drinking alone and doing drugs alone.

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>>38879746
92 because I fap and i got caught for cheating one time.

>>38879746
>54
Fail at being a normie fail at even bein a cyborg

>>38879409
83. Would be around 90 but masturbation/porn pushed it over the edge
Don't you ever tell me what to do again you multi-replying faggot

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>>38875281
92

> Kissed a non-family member?
> Masturbated?
> Masturbated to a picture or video?
> Seen or read pornographic material?
> Sent a sexually explicit text or instant message?
> Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context?
> Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction?
> Committed an act of vandalism?

50 here brahs

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I don't really care If what I've done is immoral.

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>>38880389
>>38880406
>>38879894
>>>/facebook/ you fucking chads

>>38875281
46 but only ticked the good ones, you'd have to be pretty fucked up to get 60+

>>38880544
I'm not a chad they were ugly with low self esteem and now I'm a shut in neet

lol how do you even get above 80?

>>38880544
I've only had sex with one girl. not Chad material

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>>38875281
>94
>all from porn/masturbation

>>38880548
>>38880608
I scored 87...

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>31
Guess I'll be heading back to /pol/

>>38875281

45
>alcoholic - kinda like cheating

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>>38879746
Finally, I'm free of here.

76 mostly due to crimes, drugs, porn/masturbation.

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>>38875281
94

I can't help that I sucked on my dog's nipples

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>>38875281
95 jesus fucking christ orignalio

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>>38875281
>Masturbated
>Masturbated to a picture or video
>Masturbated with an inanimate object
>Seen or read pornographic material
>Purchased contraceptives (gonna use those condoms one of these days r-right?)
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context
>Been drunk
>Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction?
>92

Weeeeeee I want to die

>95
The only reason it's not 100 is all the porn stuff

>>38875281
89
i dont know what to feel, it was out of the 90s because of alcohol

>96

I want to die, please end it

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>>38875281
97
>there are people who have done multiple things on this list
>the closest you will ever come to sex is with your own hand
Maybe one day lads, maybe one day. Who am I kidding it will never happen

>90
Damn you porn and alcohol dependency.

>>38881197
You gotta fuck your mattress so you can cross masturbated with an inanimate object off your list. Then you'll be a badass at 96

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>>38881238
>You gotta fuck your mattress so you can cross masturbated with an inanimate object off your list
I already did

>>38881197
>97
I got the same. Am I ever going to change?