Phimosis General

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>>38874821
>tight foreskin
>true robot

Can I be a robot if I got a handjob once? She pulled my foreskin back so fast I yelped and punched her. I told her she had to be gentle and I got a soft slow warm hand job.

Handjobs suck btw, I could do a better job.

>>38874907
>Can I be a robot if I got a handjob once?
No.

Well, I have frenulum breve which is worse than phimosis.

>>38874907
>punched her
>still get a hj
The fuck

>>38874821
>didn't retract my foreskin until I was 19
>the smegma underneath was bright orange and hard
>cleaning it off in the shower felt amazing

My foreskin is still pretty tight , I can retract it though.

>>38874951
stretch it nigga it works

I had one.
And sex would be absolutely impractical with this skin.

I removed with no reason and ambitions with 21.
Just two months after i lost my virginity
FUCKING LOL

>>38874821
Question though - in porn, people have trained their assholes to stretch nightmarishly wide. People who use ear gauges manage to stretch their earlobes. When people get really fat really quickly, their skin will stretch.

Why, then, can you not just use a method to slowly stretch your dick hood to a comfortable wideness?

>>38874947
Good to know, but I won't stop posting here since it happened like 6 years ago and it's my only experience with a girl
>>38874969
I assume she had a good work ethic, she couldn't stop a job once it started. She apologized and hugged me then kept stroking my dick and I came on her clothes. She went home and I never saw her again.

>>38875025
Technically it's possible but it can be painful, and is near impossible for some people as they might be too tight, or simply have a short frenulum.

I use to be able to reveal the head but I got a dick infection and can't make the skin even budge.

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>All these people with phimosis
>All are robots

Is there a reason for this?

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>>38874821
mine's not so bad, it only strangles the gland when i pull i back
i imagine daily stretching would help to solve this problem, since i don't want to lose my foreskin i'm very tempepted to try

>>38875025
Former thickskin here.

Believe me, in fast and hard sex, it will be extremely painful (even if you are a big guy). Pleasure will exist only in soft sex, which for the girl will be a shit sex

>>38875396
part of the reason why I've always been so conscious around women is that I've always felt unconsciously powerless over having a handicapped dick. I know that I wouldn't be able to have sex with a woman, and if I could, I'd have to be very careful or it would be very painful.

>>38875396
To start, you're on Robot 9001. You are also in a phimosis thread. It should be no surprise that the people in this thread are robots with phimosis.

>>38874821
Fix that shit you can stretch the foreskin until it's working the way it should

>>38874821
Any of my phimosis bros try fapping with a condom on? No pain at all and my foreskin goes further back with one on. It makes me think sex will be easy and painless. Main hurdle though is findin a girl then having her see your weird dick but desu all dicks look weird.

No, true robots have their foreskins cut off and their sexual organs ruined for their entire lifetime. constantly lied to about why it happened, or swept under the rug

Funny thing, the polish word for phimosis is internet slang for social autists and virgins - basically robots

>>38875901
Shut up, normie. You have a dick that's attractive to the majority of women.

>>38875943
fuck you originally my dick looks like a scarred up mushroom

>>38876125
That's what women like, not anteaters or worms.

>>38874821
yes that was me 6 months ago, got it cut away in the hospital dough, circumsized now...

>>38874821
all it takes to fix that is stretching

>>38874951
I think I got that, at least I mean I can't finish if my foreskin is down

>>38876496
If you pull your foreskin back and the head tips downward (i.e. gets pulled down by the frenulum), you have frenulum breve.

>>38876554
What do about this?
Because I did what you said and it did.

>>38876585
I guess you gotta stretch it by pulling back as far as you can without pain. There's also an operation (they numb it, cut it, then it grows longer). Or you can just rip it, which is essentially the same as the operation, but with pain. If you have rough sex without fixing it, it will probably rip.

Got rid of it through a few months of stretching exercises.
git fucking gud

>>38875025
You can and it's extremely easy. These faggots are just lazy.

>>38876667
I'll go see the doctor probably in the hopes of one day actually using it

>>38876714
I'm not lazy you cunt, I just don't want to go through the intense pain and discomfort.

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>>38874977
>bright orange dick cheese
I just threw up a little.

>>38874821
FUCK OFF EBIN
SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF

I'm circumsiced so I don't have to deal with foreskin problems, my dick is also sensitive enough to be able to enjoy using it.

>>38876333
>>38875786
>>38876669
>>38874977
How exactly do you do these stretching exercises? I'm 18 and I was thinking that It was too late for my glands to see light ever again

>>38877781
idk about them but I fixed my shit by pulling my foreskin down.

>>38875546
This is what's up.
>>38877781
Put two fingers in as deep as you can and apply pressure outward and away from your dick. You don't want to just pull that shit back and get some fucked up paraphimosis going on.
Search for the network54 phimosis forum and the phimosis journey blog. They have some good tips.
I stretched my foreskin to the point where it can easily retract with lube but when not lubed up, it fucking sticks to my glans and hurts like hell if I try to pull it back.

>>38874821
i had that when i was 12 but i fixed it overtime with masturbation and now i have a proper foreskin

>>38877912
How long would it take? A year? Two?

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>>38877912
>Put two fingers in as deep as you can

What if the hole in my foreskin is too small to do this?

>>38877969
It depends on how tight you are and how consistent you are at stretching. In my case, it took me around a year because I was/am a little pussy bitch.
>>38877999
Use Q-tips or something; check out that phimosis journey blog I mentioned -- the dude had fucking pinhole phimosis and fixed it on his own.

>>38877584
>I'm sexually mutilated and do mental gymnastics to justify it

>>38874821
No, you can only be a robot if you were irrevocably mutilated at birth. Being uncut makes you a normalfag. Saged.

>>38878218
>Having a slightly desensitized penis means you can't enjoy using it anymore
There's a reason the kikes and the mudslimes are shilling it so much.

>>38878353
>Slightly desensitized
>Loses 20000 nerves
What did he mean by this?

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>>38878218
>>38878298
>>38878434
Welp, here come the mentally damaged cutfags.

>>38878489
I just want my foreskin back, anon.

>>38878537
And I want a dick that is actually functional and won't rip/start bleeding the moment I put benis in bagina.

>>38878627
I genuinely hate my parents for doing this to me.

>>38878667
At some point the hate finally reaches a breaking point and the sadness comes through. This can last for years. Eventually, it'll give way to apathy, which will last for the rest of your life. Occasionally, you'll get brief moments of anger/sadness from looking at your wrinkled, dried out dick and thinking of what could have been. You'll hold onto those moments because they'll be the only time you feel some kind of emotion. But eventually, it'll all fade away.

Until you kill yourself