/britfeel/

First for not even being British

evens write a blog update
odds mess with the rubiks cube
dubs ask tilde how much he likes his new steam friends

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Third for important thread reminder

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someones nicked me hobnobs

post your favourite porn whore

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Buy chinese rubiks cubes

>>38874196
>having an absolute favourite
lad, I couldn't pick, depends on what I'm in the mood for: body type, ethnicity, sex act etc.

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>>38874193
Was me

What you gonna do about it? Huh?

Whateverth for being alive isn't great desu

>>38874243
Wanna talk about it Iad?

/britfeel/ you better be watching usain bolts last ever 100m race

Posted this in the last thread
>>38874089

Anyone got any tips to just getting over this and going back to being a robot? The group is ruined now but I feel like shit.

>>38874270
But I couldn't give a shit if some nigger can do something useless quicker than everyone else

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>>38874242
i'm not joking lad
went downstairs for a cuppa and some hobnobs and they're fucking gone. i'm seething

Gimme link to a decent, cheap Rubiks please

Not paying 15 quid though for a top end one, that would be madness

Visted my mum for the first time in 3 years lads.

She got me chippy and some beer.

Reminder of the secret to making this thread better: /^!/i;stub:no

>>38874346
Any chance you can filter all the dickheads responding to them too?

It's been great chatting to you all tonight, I proper love you lot. However I've got my date arriving any minute now, cya and have a comfy one!

>>38874362
That filter does that too.

Bolt btfo

Lads

Give me something to watch tonight.
I feel like anime but something mature please. Last time I watched anime I was a teenager.
>Hellsing Ultimate

>>38874374

whats his name? make sure you rubber up m8

>>38874387
Kaiji lad

>>38874270
>usain bolts last ever 100m race
lol he lost

Might have to file a noise complaint against the normies

>>38874150

> Remember to tell the pakis to go away edition

Ahh. Beautiful. Just what I needed.

>>38874269
Not much to talk about. Lack of motivation for anything and disdain towards a lot of people and also loneliness. The usual really.

A-at least I have showered more this week desu

>>38874301
Friends can be hard to find... Might be worth staying doing stuff with them. Don't know why you had such oneitis on this girl though, you gotta know that sometimes they aren't gonna like you back, plenty fish in the sea

>>38874391
Cheers pal, he's been tested though

>>38874454
hes probably been bummed about 5 times since then, you now how gays are

>>38874438
> Might be worth staying around with cuckolds.
Might be worth you going back to le ebin rheddit you sod.

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iZombie is pretty good lads, tfw no zomibe gf

>>38874473
Just saying it might be nice to occasionaly have some people to get pissed with

>>38874466
t. Fox and the Grapes

>>38874503
Yeah but theres better people to hang around with than cuckolds. Literally, hanging around with a piss smelling hobo would be better.

>>38874466
Haha that's funny, imagine if people really thought that about us

>>38874438
Nah we hung out loads and one weekend when I was away she was asking after me and had told the others during a game of truth or dare that she found me attractive. The lads told me about it on the Sunday and I was back to work on the Tuesday but she decided to have sex with some random guy on the Monday.

Its stupid because I knew that it wasn't going to work out, it was like some kind of intuition, as soon as they told me that she likes me I just thought "Something will fuck up before I get back to work"

>>38874516
>hanging around with a piss smelling hobo would be better
This. When's the /britfeel/ meet?

>>38874479
The only reason I watched a few episodes of that show was because the zombie was a cute.

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Good evening anons!
How are we all feeling?
Good I hope.
Any plans for tomorrow?
I think I might just spend another day playing some vidya and chilling out again honestly.
>>38874150
Ich bin willkommen, richtig?

Post waifus

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Who was your first crush? Pic related was mine.
>D/P is over 10 years old now

>>38874507
Better than an embittered whine ;-) (because bitches love smiley faces)

>>38874507
had to google that, was an interesting learn though

>>38874517
>people thought gays are capable of monogamous relationships

the only reason hetero relationships remained glued well is because of kids, the only reason "gay" couples exist is just to fuck each other and if they get a better offer or just any offer they'll take it. If you think your in a monogamous gay relationship then I can only feel sorry for you

>>38874518
And you care that she gets pissed and fucks strangers? Pretty much all single normie-women do these days.

>>38874543
May and dark magician girl
dawn is a top tier waifu. 3D is best now though

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>>38874150
surprise surprise 93

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>>38874542
I remember when post waifus was always the first comment.

Now I hardly ever see it.
Where have all the lads gone?

Anybody wanna play some zombies on CS:S for a bit?

>>38874575
bumming eachother, normie cunts

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>>38874435
Sounds exactly like me, anon.

Can't be doing with it

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>>38874543
>>D/P is over 10 years old now
stop that right now anon

>>38874547
>No such thing is intimacy and nothing more than sex and children to relationships.

>>38874562
Like I said, I know it's stupid to care. But things started going pretty well for me then the girls joined and the group just turned into a bunch of guys trying to fuck the girls and doing nothing else. I saw her as the only positive in the situation and that fucked up.

>>38874575
We can keep the tradition alive friend
qt assin waifu tho

>>38874547
Biggest cope-post I've ever seen

Imagine thinking like this, lol

>>38874568
>dark magician girl
I watched the shit out of Yu-Gi-Oh as a lad, but she never did anything for me.

>>38874589
Emerald is almost 12 years old

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>>38874183

Odds for /cubefeel/

>>38874593
>intimacy
>ramming your cock up a blokes bloody torn anal fissured arsehole

>>38874534
Why would a hobo smell off piss? They can piss in all sorts of public places but decide to piss in their clothes? They are more likely to smell of fuckin stale sweat and alcohol and tobacco

>>38874631
You wanted to do just that not even a week ago.

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>>38874619
>Emerald is almost 12 years old
I said stop not carry on anon

>>38874631
>lovingly making love with the person you love most in the world

I feel sorry for you

>>38874611
Thanks bro.
Golden time is my choice tonight.

>>38874534
/britfeel/ is normie and neet clash, no homeless here

>>38874595

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>>38874547
>you think your in a monogamous gay relationship then I can only feel sorry for you

That is spot on. Homosexuality is a perversion of the human psyche. Not only that, it is a perversion of nature, it is unnatural. In short, homos are just plain perverts.

>>38874644
don't recall that

>>38874626
It doesn't feel as good as I thought it would, I keep getting it stuck and it seems like it'd be hard to do it fast, do you just develop the motor skills from practice or do you have a certain hand technique in how you hold it?

>>38874650
""""love"""""

>>38874547
I'll have you know that my faps to Sophie are extremely intimate. Eye contact and everything. Sometimes I even cuddle the screen afterword

>>38874646
Oh, sorRuby is almost 15 years old now

>>38874667
>>38874595

Failed writing reply because of auto-post. Well don't bother texting them or that then, simples. But it sounds like you made these friends really recently and never really got close to any of them

Why is britfeel so empty recently?

Have you tripfags made everyone run away to/britfeel/ on 4+4chins?

>>38874639
One time I went on a tram and there was a guy who literally smelled like he pissed himself. He kept hitting on every girl he saw too, and he was very clearly drunk. I got out as soon as I could.

Usain Bolt BTFO

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1501967099758.webm

>>38874690
>don't recall that
Convenient that innit.

>>38874333

This is 12 bong, and would be good enough for world class cubers

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this for 5 quid will be fine

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>>38874650
Kek ok mate have fun lovingly cleaning the shit and blood of your dick after

>>38874704
I've vanquished len and his orbiters. I stand proudly on their aids ridden husks

>>38874728
>This is 12 bong, and would be good enough for world class cubers

seems like a piece of shit tbqh, maybe i'm just bad at it

>>38874724
cause it never happened

>>38874690
It's important to use lube and be relaxed and aroused as possible, it takes practice though. There's something really special about getting used to someone's dick in your ass, eventually it get's easier and your ass kinda gets to "know" their dick and accepts it easier. Sex just gets better and better the more you do it with the same person, you know?

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watching starship troopers with a few anons super comfy we are at the fortress scene

>>38874749
y-yeah we know, don't we ebin?

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>the minute someone replied to Ebin the entire thread went to shit
Really makes me think

>>38874690

It does take a bit of time to 'break in' and lube would help immensely. The motor skills are what you develop over time.

Solved a side yet?

>>38874695
Don't worRuby by The Kaiser Chiefs is 10 years old

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>>38874150
>Finally got a decent apprenticeship
>Going to college on the 4th next month
I can finally get something done but I don't want to. I have been sitting on my arse for 2+ months just doing nothing but go to the store and get some fresh air. Nothing to worry about, no social life, no relationships, no expectation or deadlines, just pure bliss.
Anyone else?

>>38874690
>>38874742
>still sad because he doesn't have a boyfriend who loves him

Guess we can't all be happy

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>>38874695
thats it im done anon
truly done

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>>38874749
>>38874773
what are these comments

I'm just moving it fast and getting my hand used to it, it seems shite and cheap though. Have I been scammed? I'll record what I mean in a bit maybe

>>38874756
Link me anon

I was on holiday

reminder to please refrain from posting fag shit in britfeel

>>38874801
https://cytu(dotherefucking 4cin)be/r/BritfeelCinemaNight

>>38874786
Well thaMy cousin Ruby is 10 years old this year

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>>38874196
isabella clark, no fucking question, not even close
she's far and away the best whore porn has had in a long time

>>38874743
>cause it never happened
So what was your whole thing with Tilde?

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>spending Saturday night alone getting pissed and taking screenshots of the waifu
it doesn't get much better than this lads

>>38874800
Learning to wank your dick is like the easiest thing in the world, but learning to pleasure an arse is something else entirely

>>38874791
This chain of posts made barely any sense. but it's not comfy that's for sure...

>>38874743
>seems like a piece of shit tbqh, maybe i'm just bad at it

I did a random solve with a cube worse than the one you have, and its a bit stiff, but it's sufficient at least, yours should be able to turn at 12 turns per second at top speed, this can do 8-9

https://youtu.be/45mTBfkDYEY

>>38874857
That's fucking disgusting.


Get outside more anon.

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>tfw Listening to They Might Be Giants instead of making my game

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Joe Lycett gives me a headache. His voice and his demeanor. Bad man.
>>38874542
Felling decent lad. Hope you're doing okay. Can't wait for GoT tomorrow night. Hopefully it's decent.

Posting.

>>38874825
Salaam akhi. Spotted any underage gora slags we can rape?

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>>38874895
>This chain of posts made barely any sense. but it's not comfy that's for sure...
>he never played Pokemon

>>38874895
>Learning to wank your dick is like the easiest thing in the world, but learning to pleasure an arse is something else entirely
I've been thinking about linking the last thread with some highlights every time we move to a new thread. This would 100% be in there.

>>38874910
What kind of game is it? Something original?

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>>38874906
she's like a russian ava devine, I can't get enough of her
shame she hasn't done much recently tho :(

>>38874952
It's too original and I don't want to share it in case someone steals my idea, but it'll be a bit like Elona

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>>38874886
Looks well worth it desu lad
qt waifu.
>>38874914
Great, and I am too haha, although I'll probably watch it Monday. Apparently it leaked and it's the best episode yet so here's hoping.
QT Waifu though.

>>38874988
Game ideas are worthless though.

>>38874933
You trying to get me locked up?

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Hey lads I'm GAY. I dont make a big deal out of it or anything just sometimes casually mention I LOVE COCK and one of my favourite things to do is TAKE COCK UP MY ARSE I dont let my sexuality define me though.

>>38875018
>he's still upset because people have boyfriends and he doesn't

Wew

>>38874974
taking the BBC like a good white slut

>>38874191
on that note, sorry for talking to pubes earlier on.
ftm motherfucker though eh.
sorry lads

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>>38875018
>Hey lads I'm GAY.
>Homosexual and lesbian relationships are forbidden by Islam
>Sexual intercourse is a gift from Allah and therefore can only take place within a married relationship.

>>38874992
>>38874886

Multiple pedos in the thread

WTF thread did I start hanging in

>>38875066
>anyone who finds fagposting annoying must be jealous

>>38875003
Is that code for asking for more?

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>>38874542

>Any plans for tomorrow?
>plans
>weekend

lel

>>38875106
the queers they're defending are out getting their arses stuffed with aids cream. Its most curious

>>38875106
One particular poster is literally jealous though. Said so explicitly in his blog and has been cope-posting every since

>>38875128

You are honestly so based, especially that truth about children being the foremost bond of a hetrosexual couple. Something homosexuals cannot experience

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>>38875127
I mean, plans can involve just sitting around watching netflix desu lad
which I probably will be

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Can someone do me a favour?

Shoot me. Thanks

>>38875146
clearly lack reading comprehension if you got that from my blog

>>38875166
thanks

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I've been sick of /britfeel/ for the last two months but I can't look away.

Just had an anonymous poo lads wahey

>>38875178

I think you'll probably end up being one of the most sucessful britfeelers. With a family and healthy life, while all these faggots get aids and drug addictions

>>38875128
t. cope-post

Just get over it lad.

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smoking a spliff on the toilet

what are you lads snacking on?

eating a twix desu

>>38875099
glad to see another moral brit in the thread

>>38875275
Just finished a cheeky bag of Doritos desu. Also I tried the caffeine free, sugar free Diet Coke. Pretty bland desu.

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Never give up on your dreams Ebin

My wall before and after

>>38875321
I didn't mean to type "desu" twice (or at all). Now I look like a weeaboo. Disgust fills my spirit.

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>>38875234
Will have to protect my wife and 4 healthy children from them when they're begging for money for adult nappies for their incontinence

>work out
>feel out of breath and shitty for the rest of the day
yay

>>38875280
We should form a rape gang, insh'allah

>>38875337
how do you get that half torn off wallpaper stuff off? did you just paint over it

>>38875321
I hope they were chilli heatwave lad
>>38875337
Your wall has more character in the before pic.

>>38875280
what are your views on roasties lad. I got called a virgin incel earlier, are western women whores?

>>38875362
You can scrape it off or get a proper steamer
forget its name tho

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>>38875362

I used a steamer from B&Q and a scraper. then I sanded some bits down, and painted over it.

Honestly though for your wall, just paint alone will improve it massively. I think you should just go for it even if you haven't got a clue how to paint. My house was such a state and half the time I made threads on /diy/ saying "This is me currently, how do I fix this mess"

>pic related

It's that same trusty hammer again

What happened to britfit?

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MOVIE NIGHT LADS

https://cytu(put a dot here)be/r/BritfeelCinemaNight

A BRIDGE TOO FAR

fuck it. i'm going to have a spliff then gonna treat myself. song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

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>>38875365
They were cool original. Can't find any of the big packs of chilli heatwave, although they're my flavourite.

>>38875444
died of a heart attack mate

>>38875445
MOVIE STARTING AT 22:50
Come join us lads :)

>>38875440
It is a bit painted, my mum tried painting over some before and its all peeled and disgusting now as if the damp has ruined it

>>38875445
>3 hours
crickey

>>38875444
he did 1 pressup too many

>>38875511
just you wait till 'the longest day'

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>>38875445
>>38875511
>3 hours
>I can't even focus on a 10 min youtube video

>>38875280
>glad to see another moral brit in the thread
Assalamu Alaykum my brother.
Yes, the UK is a cesspit of moral degeneracy. Allah (PBUH) will show the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w8NiS2mkqQ

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>>38875445
going to join lads they are starting at 22.50

>>38875491

I'd help you paint it if your mum wouldn't rage at you/us for doing it

I know your pain of parents that neglect the house for years though. Tomorrow I'll be laying the pinfal carpet which marks the end of my 2 years crusade to transform the house

Imagine pretending to be muslim on /britfeel/ and having a conversation with someone else doing the same. Sad.

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>>38875559

How the fuck did I typo final to pinfal

>>38875556
I was up for it but that anuvahood bollocks turned me off. shame really because I enjoyed the movienights at the start of the year

>>38875559
I'm scared of disturbing it without a face mask tbqh.

Just dropped my fucking rubiks cube and its flown off under the table, hope its dutable

>>38875588
Same desu. Whenever I join one of these outside of britfeel events I'm always dissapointed.

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>tfw no Christian Tucker

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would you lads put your mental disability here or not bother? Its a supermarket

>>38875616
alright christian tucker

>>38875588
We watched anuvahood for like 20 minutes, then we watched the whole of starship troopers. It was good. The only reason we watched anuvahood was because we couldn't find a movie fast enough and did it to fill the time.

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>>38875588
yeah same but we watched starship troopers now it's a brigde too far ww2 movie kino

Am I gay if I wank off to old men fucking twinks, and solo male masturbation videos?

I also think I had a massive crush on a guy once, but it never went anywhere

Think I could just be prison gay? I mean I hate faggots, and I'm always insulting them, so surely that means I'm not gay, right?

>>38875630
Don't say nuffing lad. Homosexuality hasn't been a mental illness for quite some time.

>>38875592

They are very durable, although sometimes if you are solving rapidly a piece will pop out

Is that German tripfag gone now? Fucking hell he was unbearable.

>>38875650
Yes it means you're gay Ebin

>>38875650
None of this matters. Just fuck whoever you want.

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>>38875650
It's okay, lad. Just say you were doing it ironically.

>>38875650
>What is a porn fetish

people wank to scat, doesn't mean they want to date a pile of shit

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>>38874196
Eastern euros are always the best.

>>38875663
At least cilla gives me (you)s and is a bit fun. That guy needs to hero tbqh

>>38875650
>I mean I hate faggots, and I'm always insulting them, so surely that means I'm not gay, right?
No, most people that act homophobic are just externalising their own self hatred

>>38875650
>Am I gay
yup

Just did the shopping rate my list.

>10* Box of 12 waffles
>6* Pack of 6 white rolls
>2* block of butter
>1* scouring pads

>>38875665
No I'm not. Gays are degenerates and they're full of aids and stuff. I don't like them. I'm just prison gay, right? Someone told me I was in the closet and didn't want to admit it, but he was a filthy aids-ridden faggot so I think he's lying.

>>38875663
He really is terrible. Doesnt even keep the gimmick because he starts feels posting after a few minutes.

>>38875702
Those potato waffles or the sweet kind?

>>38875688
>look at thumbnail thinking that this is some shit tier shop of my waifu
>prepare caps lock
>realise that it's just a euro qt slag
as you were, lad

>>38875719

potato waffles

>>38875693
>most people that act homophobic are just externalising their own self hatred
I've never bought this

>>38875702
potato waffles or belgium

>>38875630
>would you lads put your mental disability here or not bother?
They probably have retard quotas to fill, doubt that extends to Autists though.

There's a couple downs employed in my local Tesco, stacking shelves and trolley collecting.

>>38875702
been wanting waffles lately

when I get round to it I'm gonna make a monster of a breakfast
>sugared belgian waffles
>whipped cream
>maple syrup
>nutella
>side of bacon

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BRITFEEL MOVIE NIGHT IS GO

If you lads feel like joining:

https://cytu(dot goes here)be/r/BritfeelCinemaNight

There's a bit of an intro to this movie so it's OK if you join a tad late.

>>38875734
this is Aldi, they pay quite good for some reason

http://www.strawpoll.me/13635040

>>38875731
look in front of you now
do you have a waffle?

>>38875714
yeah the faggot. we'll break her yet.

>>38875708
>I'm sexually attracted to men
>Am I gay?

I've never seen anyone as deluded as you Ebin

>>38875734
I think the government pay people to hire people with disabilities.

I know my boss was pissed I got diagnosed with autism after he hired me, not before.

>>38875776
I worked with a midget once she was a dwarf olympian and had a nice booty

>>38875776
Might put the 'tism then

>>38875758
not gay if tilde wears a skirt

>>38875753
nah. eaten all my Belgium waffles, I have them with clotted cream and Nutella. and decided to go with smiley faces instead of waffles when I went shopping

I remember a couple of years ago being in a thread with a guy who literally took it up the arse from his mate and claimed to not be gay.

>>38875693
>No, most people that act homophobic are just externalising their own self hatred

Bullshit, it's the fact that the msm are trying to push their agenda that being a fag is normal. I think most people were fine with homos when they kept that shit to themselves.

I wonder if tilde's penis is feminine.

I'm not gay lads, but I recon the fella bumming me is. What a faggot right lads

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>>38875851
we'll never know lad, or maybe you will someday

I like to imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE plays on loop in Ebin's head.

wanked to gay porn once, not even gay

Ebin clearly isn't gay, he had a prison gay phase, but his brain wiring is not the same as that of a gay person.

>>38875840
Nope, homophobia is officially linked to mental disorders.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12975/epdf?referrer_access_token=HKz1XuqhVVi4temQiUQycota6bR2k8jH0KrdpFOxC66SrE_5u6fpiebupxg_hDnk-uFXSSIb265KkV1SQzN2n3gbEZsBr7KmmQ3trfksCJGsVaUI1vil1Bg6e32njiyB847M5RI5bMc2dgKG1dtCJnjvvM27YY04n_H6T58RTdkGr20SldiyVgbyOG-42bfU08O6VY4r8ic5yzeYwU0PPt7w96BBAsAMMszzYxstcCzONyilLcEXZqE-pmsiGkYB4k36_MYn8szhLEAd3hEvqjScANU_k--s4k2paAnsRs4%3D

>>38875868
>texting a qt
>she hasn't sent nudes yet
get on it boi
>>38875881
we know, he just wasn't thinking straight

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good evening Iads

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>>38875886
>http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12975/epdf?referrer_access_token=HKz1XuqhVVi4temQiUQycota6bR2k8jH0KrdpFOxC66SrE_5u6fpiebupxg_hDnk-uFXSSIb265KkV1SQzN2n3gbEZsBr7KmmQ3trfksCJGsVaUI1vil1Bg6e32njiyB847M5RI5bMc2dgKG1dtCJnjvvM27YY04n_H6T58RTdkGr20SldiyVgbyOG-42bfU08O6VY4r8ic5yzeYwU0PPt7w96BBAsAMMszzYxstcCzONyilLcEXZqE-pmsiGkYB4k36_MYn8szhLEAd3hEvqjScANU_k--s4k2paAnsRs4%3D

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>>38875890
>he just wasn't thinking straight

>>38875881
I dunno, he has the whole "acting like a complete whiny faggot" thing going for him

How do you ask a girl to marry you lads.

>>38875688
this girl has made me much more degenerate over the years, she is pure filthy

>>38875918
double entendre game on point, waifu would be proud tbqh

>pick a movie half set in foriegn countries
>no subtitles

>>38875929
Hey girl if you stop fucking other guys I'll give you this big as diamond

Tilde is gay (and a tranny), Len is gay, saku is gay, Ebin is straight

>>38875360
not all muslims are rapists, kafir

>>38875375
western women are whores, and I'm not saying I approve of the asian rape gangs, but you can understand them

>>38875542
waalaykumu as-salam, brother

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>>38875915
>>38875886
>We demonstrated the involvement of psychoticism and immature defense mechanisms in homophobic
attitudes, while a contrasting role is played by neurotic defense mechanisms and depressive symptoms. Moreover,
secure attachment is an indicator of low levels of homophobia compared with the subjects demonstrating a fearful
style of attachment.

>>38875961
If Tilde wants to be a woman and is attracted to men. Is he gay?

>>38875981
The key word is wants

>>38875961
>Ebin is straight
yeah but trying to spunk in your own mouth

>>38875881
>>38875961
Keep your trip on for fucks sake

>>38875981

Of course he is.

More to the point, if ebin has sex and hint of homosexuality would vanish in an instant. That is whay prison faggotry is all about.

>>38875964
Pic of your quaran brother?

>>38875961
ebin has admitted to wanking to old pensioner men shagging twins, and solo male wanking vids multiple different times

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>>38875989
>>38876017
we've all tried that once lads right? haha

>>38875994

Keep my trip on?

>>38876024
the key question is, did you finish

>>38876024
>>38876030
We all know you have a pass Ebin. Now stop referring to yourself in third person.

>>38876012
why would I deface my holy book by posting it here? Unfortunately i know there are sad racists who won't respect it

>>38876017

Those are homosexual things to do, but it wouldn't be right to clasify Ebin as gay because of a few occasional incidents

>>38876024
laaaaaad.
>multiple times for you though yes?

>>38876047
don't forget the VPN too

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>>38875961
not worth mentioning them two (L and S). They're out bumming each other and barely post here (Len said they haven't even discussed this place once despite using this place for their own advantage). They will come back with their scat and condescending walls of texts sometime next week, can't wait

>>38876047
What has a pass got to do with anything? I don't have one, and only one of those posts was me

>>38876055
What about falling in love with a boy? That's kinda gay

>>38876055
closet homosexual then

>>38876083
ah yes falling in love with someone over steam chat because he uses a cute vocaloid avatar, clearly homosexual

>>38876083

Prison faggotry, that's all there was to it

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Here's my Qur'an lads

>>38876106
if its a guy, which it is, then yeah thats gay as fuck m8

Why would ebin take his trip off for some posts and refer to himself in third person? What has he got to gain by doing that?

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>spends his saturday nights debating whether an autistic smelly NEET is homosexual or not

>>38876137
I haven't done this in this thread

>>38876070
>Len said they haven't even discussed this place

Why on Earth would they?

"Hey, babe. Did you see on britfeel that mouldy little tosspot is being a bitter and jealous prick again?"
"Yea, hun, anyway, fancy going out for dinner?"

Only losers discuss this place in real llife

>>38876130
>size of hand compared to the book

manlet detected

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FUCKING KEK /britfeel/ is a total shitshow without us movie lads fucking state of it

>>38876149

Lad, I know you're not gay. They try to push an agenda of acceptance, and try to promote the idea that as many people as possible are gay

>>38876137
To put up the facade that he has actual support, when everyone knows literally no one likes him, not even Tilde.

>>38876070
Why do you think they owe it to us to post here?
Why would anyone bring up a general thread outside of that general thread?

>>38876173

I, and many others like Ebin. I'd wager a good 20-40% of people here like him

>>38876173
I quite like him desu

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>>38876070
>They will come back with their scat and condescending walls of texts sometime next week
do we need to prepare for a siege?

>>38876164
why've you come back then. movie is so enthralling you leave it to come post in here.

>>38875837
Its not gay though. Just a couple of Bros taking advantage of their prostates.

>>38876153
>Only losers discuss this place in real llife

I'm probably in the most normie 10-20% of britfeelers and I discuss britfeel with friends sometimes

>>38876184
They both used this place as a dating ground, saku ruined this place last year with his movie night (yes he was the gorilla poster) and clique forming trying to find a boyfriend for himself, Its a bit infuriating to think about. It'd be alright if they left forever but they still come back just to remind us they exist

>home from uni on tinder
>swiped some qt, started talking to one
>speak everyday for past week online
>finally discuss meeting up
>go on solid date on thursday, food and drinks etc, went to a few bars
>discussed future dates and seemed eager for meeting this weekend
>now barely responding to messages
>short, cold answers
>still always online on whatsapp but not talking

Feels bad lads, what did I do wrong?

>>38876205
a long intro

>>38876203
I hope you don't seriously actually like that mouldy little tosspot.

>>38876053
>Pic of your quaran
>why would I deface my holy book by posting it here?
>Unfortunately i know there are sad racists who won't respect it
>racists

Your goat fucking "religion" isn't a "race"

>>38876220
That's all well and good, but you didn't answer either of my questions.

>>38876205
There's bits with people speaking German and no subtitles

>>38876232

Loads of us like ebin

>>38876252
Literally no one likes you. You couldn't even compete with a fatty for Len. That's how pathetic you are

>>38876221
She is probably a roastie, hot and cold. Draws you in, likes you, gets you to her level of cuteness, then she goes cold, so you look desperate. It's a nasty thing to do.

>>38876221
chad got there? Idk kev
>>38876232
he's a complete nonce sometimes and I've rarely wanted to throttle somebody as much as after him debating anxiety with Tucker. He does belong here though, and with the current state of OC he's the life of the party.

>>38876245
They owe this place for their "relationship". It wouldn't exist if they didn't shit this place up for a while finding each other.

I think the fact Len posts those massive posts pretending he cares about people while cum drips out of his arse is praying on people in vunerable mental states

>>38876265

I wasn't talking about myself, I don't know what you mean 'compete with a fatty for len'

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Every thread devolves into the same fucking shit and I'm fucking sick of it.

atleast pubes was good for a laugh.

>>38876221
>Feels bad lads, what did I do wrong?
Without seeing the chat logs, I'd guess you come across as a desperate, beta loser.

>>38875018
>Order a bunch of shitty leather straps from china
>connect them with rings
>Sell for $50 the 3 days before pride
>Make a killing and spend it on heterosexual sex with asian hookers

Why didnt I think of this?

>>38876275
Okay, so do you want them to continue posting here? I'm getting mixed messages.

>>38876285
It's almost like it's 1 or 2 people with literally no life outside of Greggs and their mouldy bedroom with passes and VPNs shitposting to make it all about themselves whenever the topic isn't about them

>>38876304
waiting for ebin's message saying hi pubes

>>38876196
no offense to the guy but i couldnt care less about him and the other waifu posters. desu i dont really understand why so many people are so interested in them. hopefully i'm not the only one, just seems sometimes its all people care about. been here a year about 18 months and still dont know who these people are, i havent taken the time to memorise all the weeb girls and cant be arsed to either.

>>38876275
>I think the fact Len posts those massive posts pretending he cares about people while cum drips out of his arse is praying on people in vunerable mental states

Never, ever, ever stop posting in britfeel. Your posts are absolute gold.

>>38875539
>Skimmed
Fucking nasty.

>>38876275
I owe this place for my relationship too. Do I talk about retards like you, or other britfeel events with him when we cuddle and go on dates?

Do I fuck. It's called having a life. Something you're clearly jealous of because you don't have one

>>38876364
I can also attest to this

>>38876221
Take the hint and stop texting her and just move on to someone else lad.

REEEEEE when do I get my /britfeel/ gf I'm so sick of being alone

>>38876364
>>38876393
Your """relationships""" will fail, hope you don't get too built up on it

>>38876420
Get a pigeon and set u a play date with Keith's mommy

>>38876427
t. Fox and the Grapes

Carry on being a bitter jealous retard, kid.

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Why didn't you listen?
I practically cannot hear my own thoughts over my laughter.

>>38876429
I asked mummy for milky earlier but she did not giv

>>38876442
Wat a dork. Go back to the chess club

>>38876458
You're like half her age, and you don't have wings or a beak

>>38876495
sometimes I pretend to be a fly though, and I've had a bit of beaky before

Will there be a blog update today?

I had an idea to do an access course to get me into uni but then I realised there are literally no colleges anywhere near me.

Can they be done online?

>>38876458
Just had my first wank to sophie. think you might be on to something here lad

>>38876420

I'll be your /britfeel/ gf, anon. <3

>>38876555
DO NOT FAP TO MY WAIFU. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR DIGITS
>>38876560
d-do we get to hold hands pls

>>38876583
>talks about his waifu but wants to hold hands with another
if you took her seriously, i'd take you seriously

>tfw you'll never be a girl, sit on sophie-lads face and order him to lick you til your body spasms and leaks all over his face
>tfw you'll never gradually up the degradation until he becomes reliant on you and completely submissive
>tfw you'll never finish this off by dressing hi in a maid outfit, sticking him in a cafe, and then pegging him til he cums from prostate contact only

Why live

>>38876626
I'm completely masc but would be totally ok with this
>>38876621
s-she wouldn't want me to be lonley, r-right?

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>>38876541
writing it now but I'm quite tired, I did too much today

>>38876692
can we have more ms paint drawings? you are an artist without parallel?
>>38876626
you can pretend to be a girl

>>38876724
How am I gonna leak my pussy juice all over his face when I don't have a pussy?

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Looks like I've found a new comfy place on the internet, and it doesn't even being with R and end with eddit. See you later faggots I'm done with this tripfag aids.

>>38876749
Take me with you, lad

>>38876749
Britfa.gs? tells us lad.

>>38876749
Please lad, tell me where. I can't take it here anymore.

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Gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible, always believe in

Cause you are gold
I'm glad that you're bound to return
There's something I could have learned
You're indestructible, always believe in

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>>38876749
Reminder that "comfy" is a reddit buzzword

>>38876663
i'm only pulling your leg lad, I've seen you wind others up so I know you get bants. BANTS
also, we're both monitor huggers right lad. there's love between us right?

>>38876801
reminder tilde ditched you for being such an insufferable bellend

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You faggots are missing out on a comfy movie lads with a comfy chat

>>38876805
MONITOR HUGER BOIS FOR LIFE actually hopefully not

>>38876824
you say this as if i'm not used to years off getting ditched and kicked out of guilds/groups

>>38876847
so comfy you keep coming back.
fuck off lad

>>38876760
>>38876763
>>38876781
It's called britfeel cinema and it's very comfy

https://cytu(put the dot here lads)be/r/BritfeelCinemaNight

We watch movies and talk about stuff. No drama or anything. This is what britfeel is about, a little bit of britfeel and a bit of britchill and absolutely no brittrip or britdrama.

>>38876847
i don't watch pleb films lad

>>38876871
I'm sure it was always their fault though, yea?

>>38876876
the tease on this lad. It's like a trap - the pretty boobies lure you in and then BOOM, donger in your face

http://www.strawpoll.me/13635429

Oioi lads is that batty boy Ebin still here

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>>38876872
>>38876886
NINE das germans are speaking
enjoy ur tripfag fuck fest

>>38876871
yet you somehow think everyone else is the problem
cant you see the pattern? youre the problem, youre not some tragic misunderstood outcast you are just a bad person

>>38876901
Whats up Deano mate not at the club tonight?

>>38876931
Nah mate, Deano needs to have a rest the madman.

>>38876952
Fuck off mate you know I'm always on it haha! Just got to spend the night with the missus on this one

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You lads don't know what you're missing. Tripfags OUT lads IN with good kino and comfy chat.

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>>38876975
Lads out Gorillas in

>>38876910
mate you should be comitted to the cause. when the germans talk it means the lads can take the piss.

>69 images

teehee

>movie has 2 hours left
nah I'm good

Succ the Fennekin is staring right at me

>>38876995
you in there IHB. had some comfy times in the last lot of movienights.
that anuvahood bollocks put me off this 1 desu

>>38877027
Join for the chat then you absolute cretin, like this shithole is any better.

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>>38876995
Gorillas OUT
Cilla IN

>>38877038
What are you banging on about lad

>>38877052
that's no way to talk about our PM

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>>38877015
What a funny number, anon!

Good luck lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

>>38877052
team milk harambe for life

>>38877058
nothing lad. sorry for disturbing you.