How do I succeed in life?

>>38872380
I want to know about that too.
Any successful robot here?

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unbIock your anus chakra

>>38872380
make lots of money. don't worry about any of the other shit people talk about, that's just icing on the cake.

start being a sick cunt

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>>38872380
Did you remember to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women? That's usually all there is to it, Champ.

>>38872380
I just need motivation and I'll be able to contribute a lot. I can't decide if my aspirations are just vanity or not.

I don't think I'm a schizoid, by the way. I'm very emotionally expressive. Those targeted threads are creepy as shit though.

>>38872654
>>38872380
I am not a Robot I just come to this board to see how fucked up you guys are.
Its more interesting then watching news.

But hey my tip is you have to work hard and with hard I mean efficient don't be happy with working as a waiter or super market.

Acquire some skills that have a use and that you can sell your skill to others.

>29 year old guy with his own company and married to a nice wife.

tldr.Stop being lazy and be productive with your time.

>>38872380

Get off 4chan. Now.


oorriiggiinnaall

This
I'll give you the answer even tho i know y9u wont do shit.
Dont look for trouble even tho you're clearly stronger than a normal fag if will only get worst.
Dont suck ppl dicks like : ohh nice coat.
dont be yourself
Listen and watch ppl carefully without getting caught
Dont comment other ppl habit if they didnt asked your opinion

if you're a 15/16 y/o fag you do 10h of math a day like south korean fags
if you're a wagie you should do codding 5h a day and create virus 2/3 years of learning desu. (freelence is filled with filthy shitskins and scriptkiddie jews)

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>>38873147
no roleplay on this thread pls

>>38873190
I am not roleplaying, I am honestly fascinated sometimes by how fucked you guys are in the head its pure entertaining for me.

Keep it up guys.

>>38872380
Do what you are suppose to do. Do not be timid.

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>>38873224
>fucked up in the head
you must be over 18 to post here kiddo

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Be good looking, everything else will come to you naturally.

>>38873337
This

If you are short and ugly it will be way too difficult or near impossible so dont bother

>>38873316
I am 29 :)

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>>38872380
>How do I succeed in life?

>be good looking
>be rich
>be an asshole
>never get married
>never trust a jew
>always remember that everyone only cares about themselves, and will stab you in the back the moment it's profitable for them

There, that should get you started.

>>38873589
this is why i visit this board you guys are literally retarded.

Redefine what success means.

If you feel unsuccessful, its because someone is defining what makes you happy. Fuck that shit senpai. Those nut shufflers dont know how perfect you are.

>>38873690
Thanks fellow redditor xD have an upvote!

>>38873716
stay insecure and delusional, at least you virgins provide entertainment :)

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Here you go OP.
Enjoy :)

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>>38872868

I want money and power because I think I would actually do good with it. I don't want to buy a bunch of sports cars and shit like that. I know I have to work hard to get those things, but I think I can do it if I can convince myself it's possible.

The nitrous I'm doing is making me feel depressed and suicidal though, giving me ridiculous mood swings. I'm never usually suicidal like that. I think I'm going to stop taking that stuff now. It's put me into some weird places posting here. I purposely posted in that Latina thread even though I knew it was a targeted thread because I was actually so exuberant about Latina ass at the time and simply felt like being honest. That was the nitrous making me a manic mess because I had done so much of it.

I don't mind sharing intimate things about myself even though I know it's being collected for whatever reason. Some things I make up though like my psychosis experiences. What else do I make up? :^)

>>38873787
>le virgin insult :)
Oh no, guess I am defeated

Also, how is that an original comment? Ever plebbit fuck I've ever met has posted that line.

>>38873860
to defeat you you would need first something to lose :)

Enjoy your life kid, its 22:26 and saturday I am out.

>>38873825
The "psychosis" was more like a panic attack, I think, and probably not severe enough to be considered psychosis. Fucking SSRIs.

I actually don't make up anything. I don't know why I exaggerated that one time.

You can't trick me though. I told you once, I'm the best that's ever been.

Depends what you mean by successful, what are your goals?

Do you mean successful by normie standards?

If you set your goals low enough and achieve them that will make you successful. If you over reach and set unrealistic goals you will fail and never feel successful.