>first date >what do you say

>not talking to them a lot beforehand so it isn't awkward

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>>38871983
hello there. how are u?

what is your opinion on the migrant crisis in germany?

mua

whats your cup size?

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>>38871983
*sniff* *sniff* "Eggs my lady???" *sniff* *sniff* "Ham I suppose?"

>>38871983

Did you meet her online?

Talk about where you're going why you like it there, who introduced you to that kind of food, funny story involving the restaurant etc etc.

Just don't be your autistic self.

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