Meanwhile on future /r9k/...

>>38870717
>tfw no flesh and blood gf

>>38870742
Why not just grow one? It's pretty cheap if you torrent the blueprints

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>>38870717
>He totally, unironically imagined downloading his favorite song into the school's combined conciousness and impressing his oneitis

>>38871077
>neowave is so boring anon

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>He thinks that being white is still in fashion

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>Tfw I can finally afford Chad injections

normies get out of my hypercognitive singularity reeee

>>38871376
what do you mean "being white"?
I have not heard about that?

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>>38871383
>purchase black market chad injections from local dealer
>they're from Asia and I turn into Chang Thunderwang

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>>38870717
>faggot politicians banned anime realities from consciousness VR again due to too many men dropping out of real life.
FUCK OFF, LET ME LIVE IN MY ROMANCE ANIME

>>38871460
I heard you can find anime on the dark-web, watch out for honeypots tho

futa robo waifus are the superior choice

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>>38871376
>whites existing in the future

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>>38870717
>gov'ment throwing me in prison for not saying mandatory acceptance about trans every hour
>tfw they will fine me for not smoking weed too

>>38871499
>>38871376
>implying whites aren't the beauty standard
>implying black and mexican people won't genetically engineer their kids to have white features

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>>38871509
>tfw have to pay balls tax

Hey guys, how many times a day is it required now to suck a muslims cock? Did it go up to 15 yet? Or is that next month?

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>>38871473
>mfw they 10,000 credits for a corrupted bootleg copy of "Highschool Life"

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Thinking about killing myself guys. Ever since tendies were outlawed in 2037 I haven't been able to find a substitute or cope.

>>38871560
None if you live in America, Eurocuck

>>38871620
just find a tendie dealer or make your own homie, you can find some good recipes on the darknet.

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>>38871460
>tfw got kicked out of the consciousness VR Dyson sphere and forced to work as a custodian in reality
>mfw if I don't complete my mandatory service, I will be banned from reentering the VR.
>doom to die in reality

>>38871711
Why did they kick you out anoonkun

>>38871934
after living 2 VR life cycles, you get assign to remote controlling "peace keeping" robots for our alien overlord before being allowed to continue in the VR.
I got caught not controlling my bot so here I am

>>38870717
>Mum took away my genetically engineered catgirl again
A-are you me?

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>>38870717
>earthcuck
>not a normalfag
pick one and only one

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Let me let you anons in on a little scheme i've got going

Lately dumb NEETs have been buying robots they can't afford.
These units get repo'd all the time, but because they are soiled (and no one wants to clean cum out of a machine) they can't be resold so they just get sent back to China to be recycled.

However if you go on Taobao and search for 'bufen loli' you can find a whole bunch of mostly intact nonfunctional units being sold for parts.
Most of these are bare stripped units and essentially useless, if you're smart i guess you could piece them back together but that's not the point of this game.

See by law these units are meant to wiped, but chinks are lazy as fuck so you know how that goes. Chances are if you buy enough of these from the right seller you're going to get one with it's memories intact.
Next you want to download a tool called virtualAI it's a utility that let you run an AI program on a host machine without a body, most AIs won't run without a physical key, but we don't want to run it we just want to look at it's memories (reminder to encrypt your preteen fucktoy).

You can use these memories for whatever you want blackmail, extortion etc.
So far I've just watched hours of guys fucking robots.

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>>38870717
>>38872096
>order catgirl
>Dad finds it first
>He brutally ravaged her before tossing her traumatized broken body into your room
>all she does is cry in the corner refusing any advances

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>>38872327
>tfw not a moon maggot
>tfw not having to be locked up in a vault during a solar flare
Feels great.

>>38870717
Future r9k will be dead because every possible combination of letters and digits has already been written and nothing will be considered OC anymore.

>>38872463
We couldn't manage to do this before the heath-death of the universe, even if we tried.

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>>38872421
>be earthcuck
>be a fucking 7 feet manlet

Champ, it's as simple as contacting the manager via hologram and waiting until he replies.

>>38872327
>>38872421
>tfw trappist-1-E fag
>everything would be perfect if the system security didn't fail to stop the slaver raids
>security failed to protect the planet for the 36th time for this month alone
Don't fall for the colony meme kids

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>>38870717
>tfw reached the final stage of wizardom
Foolish mortals, your pitiful knowledge is no match for my arcane might! Now this world will fall before me, all because you were too foolish to grant me a GF!

>kikeberg AI tracker caught me illegally downloading VR porn
>the fictional representations of girls were only 29 years old
>since they're underage the charge is bumped up to a felony
>will no longer be eligible to receive my basic income any more
>i'm being moved over to the McDonalds Housing Projects(tm)
>12 years probation, forced to wear a Walmart Head Tracker(tm)
>it logs all audiovisual stimulation and online traffic around me
>C.H.A.D. Rehabilitation Program to review all of my activity
>tfw getting lectured by all 3 of my mother's husbands for it

just finished half life 3 feels good men,
this old gtx 1080 4gb sucks tho.

>>38872650
ya spoopin me

>>38871545
lol poorfags. its not like it's that much, I got 6 extra balls grafted to me and now I pay 4x the normal balls tax and it's still worth it

>>38872530
>tfw 9 feet genetic freak
feels gud mang
>tfw not allowed to board spaceships due to weight
FUCK

>tfw no tsundere Vulcan sub-commander gf

>>38872909
I want a shy tsundere Vulcan to teach me not to be dumb

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>>38872612
>He doesn't want the free gf you get when you live in a colony

Fucking Earthfags

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>>38870717
what did you guys think of 42th season of The Walking Dead?
>tfw missed finale
>tfw AMC cooperate police is pounding on my door
I'm scared bois

>>38873221
>wanting gf when you could have servant catgirl

>>38873539
>Implying gf can't be genetically altered to be catgirl
Silly Earthcuck

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Anyone remember /pol/? God I wish they were still around.

[user was banned for racism, sexism, homophobia, antisemitism, nationalism, right-wing extremism, and not waking up for mosque this morning (tut tut)]

>>38873616
You can still access /pol/ by getting a quantum infabulator and hooking it up to a illegal temporal density feed

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>mfw government mandated feminism update for my robo gf makes her literally unbearable
Years of progress, literally flushed down the drain.

>>38872413
>Orders sentient being for sex purposes
>refuses advances

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>>38870717
Payday tomorrow! Finally I can buy a gf printer. Life is good.

>>38872612
Shitposting with a 39 year lag.

You have cucked yourself my friend

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>>38873885
>yfw your qt cuddlebot suddenly dyes her hair blue and starts yelling at you

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>tfw infantile circumcision was made illegal the year after you were born
I COULD'VE BEEN WHOLE

>>38872612
>Tfw ceres-2 nigger
>Gold rich
>Scam earthlet with highest prices

>>38873989
>says I'm "objectifying" her
>literally have the receipt in my wallet
I should get my credits back and just get a catgirl or something.

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>>38872327
>tfw flew out to the outer colonies of Kepler 62e
>planet is larger with heavier gravity, so stockier muscles transform me into chad naturally
>automatic colonist allowence guarantees money
>matter-generation 3D printers create everything for us
>the top-tier engineers work to build the founding city
>found a job as a land surveyor
>drive around every day in my dune buggy, exploring the alien surface of the new world
>naming new plants and animals
>team is 4 people
>me, the driver and mechanic
>a wisecracking italian with a thick accent and a mustache
>a russian named Viktor who doesn't talk but carries a shitload of munition to handle threats
>and a qt naturalist who classifies plants and checks for biothreats
Life is good guys. They give you your own sexbot out here in the colonies because androids do most of the physical labor anyways and there aren't enough people to keep sexual activity high, so they assign them for morale.

>>38872399
That sounds pretty gay desu
Most guys are open about sexbots, it's not something easily hidden

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>Emotionless cat-girl V for abuse situations

>>38874327
>tfw you will never be an abused catgirl

>>38874366
You should be open minded about KRIS-P. Genetic mutation's cheap too senpai.

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>4chan hasn't died yet
>future still so bad that we must shitpost here still

>>38874428
>KRIS-P
could this give someone a true sex change

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>>38871440
>purchase chad injections from the black market
>they're actually stacy injections

>>38874592
Old school pills are for sex change.
But you need KRIS-P for catgirl ears+tail+loli aesthetics
Extra: Your biological female child will be a catgirl too.

>>38874430
>2206
>4chan is the last surviving website

>>38874637
what's it like being a Stacy?

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>>38874637
>wanting to be a chad over a stacy

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>>38870717
>yfw state confiscate your engineered dragon maid citing "unfair" expectation women

>>38870717
>Mankind is fast approaching singularity
>I'm going to be left behind because I refuse to leave my room

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>>38870717
videogame graphics??
you mean there were no virtual reality emulation chambers back in the days?? #laughingreenfrog

>that guy in elementary school that wore those digital masks that are basically giant screens
>he had edgy shit to look cool

>that guy that ran like an anime during VR gym

>>38875518
>tfw consent age is still not fetus age

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>>38871440
>Chang thunderwang
Than.you for being original

>here lies anon

>>38875936
test me cuck

>>38872566
Hey sport all you gotta do is meet him and gice a firm poke on Facebook and give him a tweet on Twitter, it's what we all did back in my day!

>>38875955
What the fuck bitch that didnt make any damn sense

>man I cant believe /f/ is still going
>45 years of flash content and they still refuse to use HTML 7
>they actually wrote an emulator in HTML 7 for swf files

>>38875979
that's what a cuck would surely say

>>38870717
That mean bitch now I'll never know the feels of a love and a fuck thanks mum you cunt btw your half the reason I'm as fucked up as I am curse you both

>>38875876
Did any of you guys have to do preliminary penis inspection before being allowed to enter the VR gym?

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>>38873616
>implying the govornment doesnt breed distrust between the working class between each ethnicity, home town, brand name, sports team so that the working class ignores the stupid shit the upper class, government and rulers do.

Idiots like you have been fooled since rome and you will be fooled for the next fall of civilisation.
We could have over thrown the fucks that only hand rulership to their offspring but you wanted to complain about over inflated black crime statistics

>>38874232
Enjoy being a manlet from under the weight pushing your bones down.

>>38871440
Nice try Cheng.
Oreganooo

>>38876108
Implying you can't be aware of both at the same time. Fucking mental leap that was, you stupid cunt

>>38876181
Fighting a false narrative against someone that has your same problems
While trying to fight the real bad guys that literally feed your children poison, decide where to send soldiers to die for oil, cut down what little nature you have and inflate your money for profit.

You're fucking willfully ignorant and I have no sympathy for you and all of the stupid ducks on pol that fall into the same trap that the ruling class pull on you. At this point there will be nothing to stop them from forcing euthanasia on your ass and feeding you more corn syrup. And I have no interest in when we all continue the cycle of artificial hatred.
A Nuclear reset on humanity is what we fucking need.

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Who here /earthling/ here?
>there are people on this vr network that weren't born in the cradle of humanity with it's thousands of years of history and scientific advancements

>>38875518
>tfw can't afford a organic dragon maid
>tfw when off brand robot dragon maid malfunctions
>I didn't buy the warranty to save a few bucks

>>38876181
What the fuck does that even mean you stupid cuck.

Staying divided means you lose. You're so fucking full of yourself that you can't imagine being fed lies despite that being the actual issue.
Stay fucked.

>>38870717
>Member when 100% flesh humans still existed?

>>38871383
but thats the present not the future
what you want is trenbolone

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>>38876389
>Oh dont be stupid Anon that was decades ago

>>38871711
>mfw I blew through all my fantasy in the first 200 years after uploading my consciousness to the VR
>that was 2000 years ago
I would kill to get a chance to leave

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>>38876492
>not upgrading your creativity matrix
these earthniggers I swear

I've read in some books about these things called females supposedly they were genocided in the beta uprising of 2176 after genetically engineered catgirls were created

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>be me
>at school
>we put on our learning helmets
>start getting head filled with Jewish propagnda
>can't take it
>pretend to go to bathroom
>actually go to server room
>pull out my 15 petabyte flash drive
>flash drive contains thousands of hours of porn
>upload flash drive to everyone's learning helmets
>come back to class
>mfw the students raped the staff

>>38876294
>>38876370
Are you able to read you fucking idiots? I just said I was aware of both things. I know how they're trying to divide and conquer us, but I know we're all not fucking equal and lovey dovey bullshit. Never said I wanted a race war or anything, I'm just not going to delude myself with multiculture bullshit either

>>38874908
>implying googlechan won't become a thing

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>>38870717
why did these alien fags feel need to upload all of humanity into a consciousness VR? Why must they prolong my existence?

>>38876599
A few of them got away and eventually came back with an army of clone orbiters