Anyone with prostitute/escort experience here? I hate asking

>>38870109
where do you live anon
germanon here, fucked around 25 hookers so far
here its easy and cheap
not sure how it works outside of EU

>>38870109
Only seven years until wizard. Why wasting your virginity on girl who really doens't want to be with you.

>>38870109
Nothing wrong with that. You can do it legally if you save up your monies and take a trip out to vegas. There's an anon who used to post here who paid something insane like $15k US to lose his virginity to his favorite porn star.

She wound up hating everything about him and took the money and left rudely at the end, obviously wishing she could kill him.

go to T E R Review, read through ALL the posts of the Noobs section. it gets annoying answering the same questions a 1,000 times. Every question you have has been answered there in detail, with detailed instructions.

>>38870182


Vegas is a waste of money. Anyone who says Vegas is a go place to go is thinking of Vegas pre 2000.

I know a guy who blew 10 grand on a bad experience there, there was a guy here who blew 6 grand on a hooker, and another guy on a different incel type board who blew 4 grand on a hooker.

The going rate is around $200 an hour. Dont be the fuckin schmuck who gives a hooker 10 grand to lose your virginity and thinks they got a good deal. It's worth it to spend a couple hours researching. And, here it is way more complicated than in europe. Athough the tards here are trying to turn Europe into the USA as quick as they can,

>>38870109
I wish this shit was legal in the US,it's fucking bullshit.

>i'm a strong independent woman i don't need know man we can provide for ourselves
>men please protect us from prostitution :(

disgusting

Strongly depends where are you from. Here in Europe is basically:
>Browsing one website to find your favourite girls with fullsearch for color of her hair, boob size, age and kinks
>Browsing second website for the reviews of her
>Sending her a mail/text/calling
>Going to her place, having fun

>>38870874
I am in EU but i don't wish to get a local prostitute so i would do it on vacation in another Eu country

>>38870182
Why would she get mad? That's easy 15.000$ and she didn't even fuck him

Don't go for the ones with perfect photos on their profiles, likelihood is that they're fake or at least airbrushed

>>38870141
>>38871217
I wish I lived in Germany or the Netherlands, or the laws were like that here. Here it's around 150-250 USD for a 5/10-6/10 90% of them use fake pics and some are even cops. You will get in big trouble if you are caught. I've talked to a few on the phone and 90% of them are bitchy and act like cunts. In europe it must be so nice. it's only around 50 euro for 30mins with some hot Russian slut right? I could easily go every week. It sucks being a virgin in the U.S easily one of the worst countries to live in as a virgin.

>>38871251


femaloid brain , sex with an ugly man = practically a rape

>>38870109
I lost my virginity to a hooker and it was, uh a intersting experience to say the least.
i spent a while on backpage cause i couldnt be fucked to sign up for a review site, they cost money. Eventually i found a smoking hot latina who i couldnt pass up on. 200$ later i was laid, is it my proudest moment? No but it wasnt that bad.

>>38871333


same, i half debate finding a way to move to Germany from the USA, for at least part of the year, where i could fuck hookers for a reasonable price legally. They are usually much more attractive too, thin, and arent covered in their local biker gang's tattoos from head to toe like the one here are now.

Although the feminists are working over time to criminalize in the whole of europe, most of the world.

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>>38870109
Actually someone just posted another thread so check that out as well.

Country/state will really help me give you advice. Are you near a big city?

Anyway, as other people have pointed out: read TER (or your local review site). Pay for a membership, read the real reviews, etc.

Backpage is where you find all the garbage. Sometimes you can find deals, but sometimes you encounter scammers, get mugged by Tyrone, etc.

Long story short, high quality escorts are widely available in the $300 range. If you're cheap you can find lower costs elsewhere. Personally I pay to get what I want.

Pic: Kagney Linn Karter, who escorts sometimes.

>>38871333
Around 60-70 bucks for an hour here, and that is for better escorts. Not best, of course, but nice, clean, professional and 8-9/10 girls. Same amount for 30 minutes with even better ones.

>>38871531
Would you recommend for me to travel to Germany or the Netherlands to loose my virginity? What type of things are the hookers useally willing to do?

>>38871531
>>38871586
USA is fine. Are you near a big city?
Gonna be less hassle if you take a weekend trip to a US destination.

Put in the work and join a review site first, though.

>>38870182
Thats a sad tale bro. Honestly, the "normal" escorts are my favorite. I've found kinky ladies who are super willing to please at regular rates.

Seeing a pornstar for the first time is a really bad idea. Most guys have ED or anxiety (took me several attempts to get into it) and I blew thousands of dollars just to realize condoms were the problem, not by body.

From what I hear, most pornstars are actually really vanilla. They do all the basic shit, but none of the freaky stuff you see on screen (e.g. creampies or bareback in general).

>>38871531
Dont fuck in little brothels where girls only want 50euros... Go to one of the more "luxury" ones... there places where you can buy "flatrates"... sauna, fucking, alcoholic beverages/bars for a whole day... yes, it is quite expensive for around 250euros but the quality is top notch... if you dont care about quality and only want to fuck: try the trainstations with the crackheads for 5 euros...

>>38871251
If I interpret the story right, he was too happy when he was fucking her and he asked if he could cum inside and she said it would cost extra but she asked for ridiculously small amount like $50. He kissed her when he came and then laid on top of her and she shoved him off and immediately went to shower. She laid into him for a bit for asking to do something that wasn't originally planned for then she drank his liquor, refused to talk to him, took the money and stormed out.

>>38870159
Who gives a shit what a hooker wants? If the guy wants to nut let him nut

>>38871546
one tit bigger than the other or is this some illusion

>>38871586


would i tell you to go to Germany just to fuck hookers? No. I Would tell you to go have yourself a Nice Vacation in Germany, and tell people that is why you are going when they ask, and have an plan to lose your virginity while you are there.

That's an expensive trip, if you are a poor fuck like me. But, for the long haul, you re gonna want to go on TER review, read through the whole noobs section on there, and use what they teach as a way to stay out of trouble here.


To the other guy, the USA is a pain in the dick. the hookers are fat, bitchy, assholes, who are covered in bad tattoos 80% of the time. On top of the whole thing where it's risky to even do incall now

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>>38871766
Nice dubs bro
Based on other vids her tits do seem strange to me, but I could never really place it. Anyway here is a pic.

>>38871728
She charged $15k for the encounter, did bareback up front, and wanted only +$50 for creampie?

Something doesn't add up. Sure, plenty of girls upsell a creampie, but its some substantial fraction of their rate (e.g. the girl would've asked for $5k). $50 is what someone asks for if they're going to buy a morning-after pill... and would've been factored into the $15k rate.

Anyway, escorts are terrified of pregnancy. I think a more likely scenario is that she bought the guy's story about being a virgin (hence no STDs) but didn't want to get preggers.

>>38871798
True about tattoos, but otherwise the selection varies by individual. Certainly if you're in a bad area, the selection is trash.

Gotta tell you though, Dallas & Houston are absolute top tier in regards to rates, services, and bodies.

>>38870109

I've been with a few.

If you're using back page don't fall for the fake pics.

>>38870141
gib mir den rundown

Did he just eat somebody? What's on his face?

>>38872550


really bad facial hair, i'd feel bad for her, til i remember she could be pulling in $600 an hour where i live.

I want to hire an escort to literally teach me how to have sex. How to kiss, how to give oral, et cetera. Is this possible or will escorts think it's weird/too much effort?

>>38870109
link to the vid, I want to laugh again

>>38872820

bump for this question...planning to do the same

>>38872820


as long as you are paying, and dont smell, they dont care.

the main things they are worried about is you are not paying, or are a LEO. They arent dumb normie twats who's worst fear is an nerdy Incel dude

>>38873642
Can confirm. There are plenty of down to earth escorts who would jump at the chance.

>>38873642
Is there any way to find virgin-friendly escorts? Because after browsing a bunch of sites, it seems like a preference for older men is pretty much universal. Plenty of escorts say they want "professionals" or "gentlemen," or explicitly give an age range (usually 30+), but I haven't found a single ad where she even mentions virgins/newbies. I was kinda hoping this would be an established niche, or at least there'd be some acronym that signifies it's a service offered.

>>38870182
Anyone have the greentext or screencap?

>>38871531
>Although the feminists are working over time to criminalize in the whole of europe, most of the world.

Not really, over here in Germany the majority of them still support sex workers.

>>38870109
Dont lose your virginity to a hooker bro. It will be very awkward and youll walk away feeling very sad and empty.

>>38874323

those words are code words professional and gentleman are code for Not a dead beat poor fuck who will sit and haggle with her for an hour about her rate.

the ones who want over 30+ usually had a bad experience where some younger dude tried to rob her or something.

They arent going to mention virgins specifically because it is fairly rare thing. But you will find 'Newbie Friendly' which just means you dont have references.

Look around for the 3 or 4 you like the most, go throigh the TER review section so you arent doing anything dumb, contact the one you like the most, tell her you're a virgin, she will think it is sweet more than anything.

>>38874433


yes that is how that Swedish model works:

legal to be a hooker, illegal to see one. They will get to Germany eventually. They are in the process of criminalizing in Thailand. If they can criminalize Thailand No Where is safe.

>>38874323
they're whores dude, they'll fuck anyone for money

that 'business professional' is just code for
>must have the cash
>aren't a nigger

I've fucked like 15 hookers

if you actually care about your virginity then I wouldn't do it with a hooker

personally I was just curious about sex so i did it with a hooker at 17 years old

>>38870279
>there is a site where losers can find out how to order a prostitute without fucking it up
lmao

>>38874347
If I could remember the name of the porn star, I could easily find the threads for you in the archive. It's a "milf" (approaching gilf level) with long, dark hair and unique face that always looks pissed off.

>>38874569
>If they can criminalize Thailand No Where is safe.

Thailand is an incredibly conservative and also religious country. The degeneracy of the major cities does not speak for the whole country.

>They will get to Germany eventually

Won't happen. We got the greatest hookers and greatest brothels. Everybody knows it.

>>38874323
As the other poster pointed out, those are code words.
There are many hooker superstitions . Many won't see black people (or half-black, or blacks under 30, etc).

The "older gentlemen" thing is usually just a signal saying they fuck old people, too.

There are lots of down to earth escorts who will be happy to accommodate you. Look around, do your research, you'll find the right one for you.

By "references," girls mean membership to a screening site (like Preferred411 or Date Check), reviews you've written (on TER or Eccie, for example), or girls you've seen before that will vouch for you via text/call.

In my case I joined a review site, found a friendly girl who saw members with no reviews, and that was my in.

>>38874347
Found them

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32065159/#q32065159
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/19126225/

>>38874627

Johnny LEO is looking for the low hanging fruit, so dont be the low hanging fruit.

>>38870109
>risking a criminal record for the vaginal jew
You are being memed

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I'm frequenting escorts for about three years now. Got experience with young, older milfs, submissives, dommes, fit and fat. Anything interesting, really. I think if you have money it is pretty valid robot hobby.

Can give advice (just ask anons), will provide pics. If you are patient with retard-tier greentexts from the Eastern Europe, then I will gladly do those too.

Last time I visited this girl.

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>>38874855
It's criminal only in cucked countries.

Guns, prostitutes and free speech should be inviolable.

>>38875026
cont.

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>>38875067
Last one of this girl.

>>38874829
>ever hiring a hooker

>>38874459
You get what you pay for. A cheap hooker will give cheap sex - she'll probably be old and wrinkled and have drug addictions, not to mention a pimp who breathes down your neck and will chuck you out halfway through if he's in a bad mood. On the other hand, if you're willing to put the time and money in, you could find a high-class escort who's your personal 10, is literally a pro at sex, and will be happy to indulge your facesitting fetish.

In fact, if you're in your twenties and haven't popped your cherry yet, I'd wager a good prostitute will give you a much better first time than any woman you could pull.

>>38875067


works as hooker, tattoos cross on herself LOL

You don't need to pay more than $200 for a decent escorted. Aim for like $140

Or go to a massage parlor. When you enter tell the attendant you want to see all the girls. Choose which you want. You will pay the room fee of $40 or so. Once the massage starts you pay for extra service. Full service usually costs me around 120-150

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>>38875098
Not to mention that today most of the better class (not even top class) escorts are usually acting more modest and classy than your regular club slut.

Health risks of fucking Jenny from bar and professional escort are too pretty different.

>>38875147
Chucked about it first time too. Even asked about her about it. She was cheeky enough to mention Mary Magdalene, which is exactly why I like her. Better escorts are not usually dumb.

Next up with the pictures, a bit slower, but otherwise great GFE experience bimbo. Pic related. 70 bucks/hour.

>>38875233
Next up anons, for your viewing pleasure;
Either chubby mommy milf with giant tits or dominant blonde milf.

>>38870109
I'm in the same boat as you. I heard eros.com is recommended, admittedly I've never tried it though.

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>>38875284
>dominant blonde milf

>>38875284


dominant blonde please


No fatties please, we have too many of those here in the US

>>38870109
Can somebody post the full webm please?
It's hillarious.

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>>38875551
>>38875562
Alright anons. Here we go. Can do a greentext as well.

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>>38875762
It's only one photoset, so bit boring, but still, hope you would like.

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>>38875780
60 bucks for hour. Tied up edging (titfuck, hj, bj) then fucking and finish with her milking.

>>38875835
$60 for her? Lucky guy. Did you book through an agency or what?

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>>38876025
They doesn't work through agencies here, they work on themselves. You either find them on the specialized websites (basically lists) and/or through some other contacts (friends for example).

60 is also pretty regular here. It is very rare to pay more than 80 bucks/hour, if we are not talking about top top tier escorts for the higher society. But I think those are overpriced meme anyways.

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Can somebody tell me what the deal is with protection and oral sex? Some sites swear blind that a blowjob without a condom will not only kill you, but you deserve to die for even thinking about such a heinously stupid act in the first place. Some will tell you not to perform cunnilingus without a barrier. Then you see people on reputable sights casually talking about escorts gargling and swallowing without any community blowback.

I really like the idea of going down on a girl, but the thought of doing it with protection is a complete turnoff.

>>38876165
I think it depends. I would never go without the rubber with some girl I don't know. No matter if escort or not, there isn't too much of a difference today anyway.

Once I know the escort and a) I got to know her well enough to judge she is very careful and b) she is in a business for at least one year, then I think about going commando with her.

Rest is mostly about the preferences I think. Also always think about small cuts and bruises - on yourself and on her. Those are your main enemy.

>>38876143


be thankful you have that set up over there, here it is viewed as slightly below robbing a liquor store.

That's why a fem tard here can make a thread how she is feeling sad and 100 dudes instantly pop out of no where begging to fuck her.

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>>38876235
Shit man, that is harsh. I'm too emotionally stunted, bitter and lazy to date anymore, so I wouldn't make it without those brave women in the love service.

It is completely illegal in your country?

>>38872238
>nicht Unterlauf
Bewirb dich.

>>38876327


except for Vegas, and Vegas now you supposedly cant get anything for less than $1,000.

Good time to lose you v-card to an escort/hooker?

Thought I would wait till 30 before I give up, but right now I think I'll might do it as soon as I get a decent job at 27.
Losing it to a regular hooker might be a bit to depressing, so I might go for the more expensive option to get an escort for the gf experience and has some experience with leading virgins.

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>>38876417
>$1,000.
>$1,000.
Jesus Christ.

How horrifying.

Origalinooregano.

>>38876497


Yep, dont let the USA do it to your country. They are not there to help, only to steal shit, and make life there like it is here.

>>38876417
Supply and demand is a bitch. You could always fly to Germany or the Netherlands, much more open when it comes to the apparently taboo facts that guys like sex and girls like money.

>>38876675
I actually think that flying somewhere to visit and to lose your v-card can be pretty grand experience for a guy. Fucking itself will probably then be not the best part, travelling is good when it have some sense and it is not normie party-touring.