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>me
>30 minutes ago
>going to store with grandma
>deicde to bring moms older dog because why not
>let him run around in front yard peeing for 10 minutes
>20-minute ride there
>10 minutes inside
>completely fine
>5 minutes on the way back home
>grandma "im having a good day today"
>30secs later
>hear *klop quack qqsss* wet poop noises
>think he's throwing up
>ugh but not that big of a deal
>she turns her head
>"HES SHITTIN"
>we both freak out rolling down windows going 55 on highway
> he's straining for a good 2 minutes
>poop in the air stings the nostrils
>grandma is gagging with head out the window
>go some more down the road and there's a stop light
>all windows down shit smell everywhere
>guy beside us with his window down
>hear him take a big sniff and roll his window up
>she looks back out of curiosity
>"HES LAYIN IN THE SHIT!"
>great
>get home
>we have groceries in the back, a shitty dog and we have to get all of them inside
The rest is fairly uneventful. Bring groceries in, get bath ready, bring him in, give him bath, and cleaned out car
>pic related more if wanted
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>>38870094
requesting more poopy dog pics
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>>38870129
Look in between his butt and the seat, I can time stamp the back seat if wanted
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>help put away groceries earlier today
>have to go into work at 4 today
I really need to change jobs
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>>38870129
he wasn't in it for very long, i just snapped pics to send to my mom to make her feel bad
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>not stabbing the dog through the head with a knife then tossing it out of the car by the knife
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>>38870379
w0w ArNt U eDgY:0
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Thanks for not hurting the doggo OP
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>>38870414
only a newfag would be comfortable using that edgy cliche.
also, would you not want to kill the dog after it did that? that's not even edgy.
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>>38870477
So, you're saying if a dog took a dump in your car you would kill it?
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>Woke up after night of taking shrooms with annoying ass friend at 1pm
>Annoying friend stays until about 4pm despite me desperately wanting him to leave
>Think finally I can cook some food and do some exercise
>Jap qt I've been seeing told me she has no plans and ask if i'd like to meet up, say sure
>4th date, so ask her to be my gf after dinner, says no, wants it to happen "naturally"
>Make out for an hour later anyway
>Go back to car and battery is dead
>Wait for someone to come give me a jump
>takes an hour for them to arrive, another hour and a half to drive home
>Entire drive just feel empty, not happy like I should be after kissing a qt jap grill like i've always wanted
>Think about ex, think about killing myself
>Type this up at 3am wishing i never quit weed and could just smoke and play RPGs ignoring the world again, why am i trying so desperately to be normie
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