Fembots

Fucking gay ass thread this is

i find their emotional displays abhorrent and disgusting, i honestly wish i could beat women because most of them deserve it.

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>>38868825

they dont find you or I interesting though anon.

>>38868825
All the time dude how are they so fucking stupid and how have they survived this long
How have they not been wiped off the face of the earth by crying themselves to death
They're really soft too right
Why do they do such stupid things that they know are stupid

Everything about them inspires a primal need to grab them so they can't move, can't do anything dumb, can't say anything dumb and so I can just feel the softness

I wish one liked me

>>38868825
I get a boner every time I talk to a femanon. Talking to them feels pretty good.

Women Are Wonderful.
Everything about women is designed by natural selection to be appealing and fascinating to you as a man. They are built to attract. They are the light of the bug zapper and we're the dumb victims.

Big, cute eyes and smaller features (face, ears, nose, feet, hands, etc.) to make us not scared of them and to want to protect them. Tits and asses for our entertainment and amusement.

They are wondrous marvels of engineering. They have successfully gotten fucked over and over again for hundreds of thousands of years to make new humans. Nature don't fuck around. Nature will trick and trap you. Nature has us by the balls and knows it.

>>38868825
>like being more emotional
all the boys i've talked to have been overemotional drama queens. i'd like to be the emotional one for a change.

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Women are weaker, dumber, less mature, and make less money than men.

They are parasites who use parasite tactics (tits and ass and wah-wah cuteness) to survive off the achievements of men.

Don't be a host to their blood leeching.

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>Is anyone else just fascinated by women in general and how different they are from us?

Yes anon, we all are. It's called being a man, and part of it is puzzling over women for the rest of your life. It can be bad puzzling ("wtf this chick shit is insane") or good puzzling ("I want to sit here all afternoon and gaze into your eyes and know every inch of your body and mind and hear all the details about your feels and what you think and stuff endlessly forever.")

Unfortunately a lot of pissed off angry gender freaks, gays, hormonally confused people, traps, and weird intellectuals and political people want to ruin and pervert normal naturual man-women stuff like gazing innocently into each other's eyes all afternoon.

>>38870106
>all the boys i've talked to have been overemotional drama queens. i'd like to be the emotional one for a change.
That's probably because this is the "feels" board. You're a girl, you have a chance

>>38868825
I find the differences interesting, but I'm a little tomboyish and generally less emotional than men. So it has been more interesting understanding other people than it ever has been for understanding myself.

I think the average man isn't much less emotional than the average woman, it's just that men don't show it as much and are told not to, and women are encouraged to show it more and comforted more.

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>>38870275
I just wish we could share proper >tfwnogf emotions without /pol/ spergs shitting up the thread with words like roastie, womeme, etc.

>>38870510
>I think the average man isn't much less emotional than the average woman, it's just that men don't show it as much and are told not to, and women are encouraged to show it more and comforted more.
no, you're just broken and defective. you probably ignored your product recall notice.

>>38870106
Be my crybaby complainer gf

>>38870510
How tomboyish are you?
Short hair? Flannel? Boxers? Trade job?

what do femanon bedrooms smell like?

>>38868849

I do.
why would I browse r9k and wizardchan if I didnt find the bots and wizards interesting?

I have been a NEET for 8+ years, and this is the kind of place where I find fellow NEETs.

>>38871250
Nah.
>>38871280
Not really any of that, I dress and look feminine. I'm just not very emotional and don't fit female gender role well. I have my own business, I don't really have a submissive personality, etc.

People are interesting and basically any subject to do with other people is interesting, so in that sense I can understand the OP easily.

>>38871384
what is your business exactly rich normie?

>>38868825
I was when I was younger and had the same brainwashed image of women we all were forced to believe in.

Actions speak louder than words, expressions, and a pretty face however. In fact, actions are the only thing that speak anything at all. We are biologically and culturally hardwired to believe as the OP just stated. That doesn't make it so, however.

Through decades of life and seeing nothing but one disappointment after another, pretty faces with poisonous souls, innocent expressions with slutty behavior, witty and intellectually engaging words with opposite and deceitful actions... I've finally rid myself of that illusion.

This is all subjective, of course. People's experiences vary, relating to their own appearance, skills, cultural background and just plain dumb luck. But in my life, my reality, from my entire lifetime of experience, to me women are like the sundew plant is to an insect. Impossibly enticing, delicious, and adorable... yet without exception deceitful, abusive, and ultimately useless.

In this time where gender is an identity more than a mere pretty shell, I'm infinitely more interested in men posing as women in the net, than I am in women themselves. Men, at least, can be trusted.

>>38871442
I rather not share since I don't want to be recognised.

>>38871551
Share privately via throwaway?

>>38871319
>what do femanon bedrooms smell like?
mostly they smell like Chad's stale cum.

>>38871564
[email protected] but I probably have to go soon, so don't be alarmed if I stop replying or don't get back to you til later. Where are you from?

>>38871564
You sound clingy and orbity

>>38871625
Tomboys are cool, congrats on being successful in life

>>38871695
Thanks. I don't consider myself successful because there's so much more I want to do that I haven't yet, and it's hard to satisfy myself, but maybe some day.

>>38871731
Well you seem nice enough. Good luck with your goals

I hate them but I want to fuck them

>>38871337
fat traps don't count

>>38871319
>what do femanon bedrooms smell like?
sweaty girl ass

>>38873098
what does sweaty girl ass smell like

>>38872967
I wish I was a trap.

I am fat, though.

>>38870033
>38870033
double dubs check

>>38868920
>Everything about them inspires a primal need to grab them so they can't move, can't do anything dumb, can't say anything dumb and so I can just feel the softness

That was beautiful anon

>>38870106
there seems to be a lack of manliness in this generation. i was at ROTC and this guy was basically making a scene to his parents about not wanting to go/nearly crying/waving his limp wrists around.

made me chortle

Im jealous of normie girls honestly. Jealous of how happy they are, jealous of the fun they have, and partually jealous of the attention they get, while I'm here waiting for my nightmare to end.

>>38874556
just find nice friends that give you attention anon.

>>38874586
how do i make friends. the only groups of girls that'll accept me are the ones who want someone ugly so they look prettier by contrast and most guys i meet are loud and immature

Recently I met the most confident and outgoing and crazy girl ever, I instantly fell for her when I listened to her talk. And she was so nice to me too, I am very shy around girls but she didn't care, she spoke to me and asked me questions and stuff always smiled at me. What a goddess.

>>38874620
Well IRL go to places where you might meet someone with common interests. Libraries, gaming shops/card shops that kind of shit. I don't know your interests but if you post them i could help.

Sucks about the girls and boys, Ive been told girls are mean to each other alot so thats kinda shit. As for boys...well it depends on their age. Alot of guys dont mature until they're in their 20s. How old are you?

>>38868825
Tbqh I find the male robot much more interesting.

>>38870510
Well, it isn't that men do not show their emotions more, but that women think more in terms of emotions. What women feel is true becomes the truth; men tend to realize the dichotomy between reality and feels, regardless of whether or not they choose to express it. As you can imagine, this cognitive dissonance results in less expression, whereas women's seamless emotion-reality integration allows it to be expressed more easily.

>>38868825
I would get a gf if I could. But I don't really think I have any redeeming qualities that stand out from other men. I'm just a boring guy, loyal and honest. I have a few trivial hobbies that almost everyone might share on this board, but I just want to be loved and love a girl that won't play games with me or suddenly 'fall out of love' or lie to me. It's hard in this day and age to even find someone that isn't demanding very high standards and would be okay with me.

Plus there seems to be a shortage of women all across my country, even though there are women that always say 'waaah where did all the good men?'

I don't quite get it.

>>38871319
Smells like excessive masturbation

>>38868825
No such thing as a fembot and no I dont give a fuck about cunts. Now fuck off slut.

>>38874883
19. Currently living in near isolation. Only leave my apartment for work and to get stuff from the grocery store when I need to.

>>38875105
So you only interact with guys/girls at work then? What do you do if you don't mind me asking
>19
Every girl on here seems to be 19 lmao. Its kinda a weird coincidence.

THERE ARE NO GlRLS ON THE lNTERNET.

>>38875242
ONLY 40 YEAR OLD MANS

question to fembots:

do really tall and muscular guys turn you on subconsciously or are you more into skinnoer guys? what about dicksize? is it all a meme?

>>38868825
>really endearing
how so?

>>38873098
>>38874964
Sounds delicious

Original original

>>38868825
Every beta faggot and girl in this thread needs to see
>>38875115
Look for the guy who spams the same image, it will shut you all up

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>>38871319
My room smells like sand dunes and the sea, but only because I'm obsessed with scented reed diffusers and candles, not because I actually smell like the ocean. Nature scents are GOAT.

Also this thread is weird. I really don't feel there's such a big gap between the sexes that it warrants such fascination, but of course we're all hopelessly biased, including my self.

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>>38875880
You realise we all have different preferences right. You'll never get a straight answer, at least not one that will ever satisfy you.

>>38876625
>Also this thread is weird. I really don't feel there's such a big gap between the sexes that it warrants such fascination
You stupid woman, just indulge our obsession with you, don't question it

>>38876625
There is a huge difference. All you have to do is read the board to see it. Men are driven by sex; women are driven by emotional relationships. This simple concept factors into all facets of life which means we are fundamentally different in the way we approach things.

>>38875179
I'm a cashier at a grocery store.

>>38868825
I'm impressed how heartless and cruel they are. I wish I could learn those qualities myself.

>>38877116
Damn that sounds like a shitty job. I've worked cash registers before and its awful. People are always rude.

>>38877116
Honestly, do you watch a lot of porn.

I want to hurt fembots. I love them but I also want to hurt them and rape them. Why.

>>38876676
i'm interested in individual opinions and preferences, not a universal truth

>>38878044
We robots exist only to bring pleasure and happiness to fembots, you are not allowed to hurt them in any way

>>38868920
>All the time dude how are they so fucking stupid and how have they survived this long
They're female.

Any female on the coin of being attractive is valuable by default. It's miraculously difficult for them to be treated like crap.

>>38877583
Better than the fast food job I had in high school.

>>38877599
No, I don't. Why?

>>38879342
I ask because I want to know how perverted you are

>>38879342
Oh thats exactly what I did fast food at mcdonald, it was fucking HORRIBLE. Where did you work at?

>>38868825
their voices are really cute

>>38871319
Chamomile. I love little room aroma pots.

>>38879627
Do you know what male cum smells like?

>>38879627
I like more spicy cents like apple cider candles or stuff that reminds me of fall. Especially this time of year.

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>>38879674
I'm guessing it doesn't smell as good as chamomile.

>>38879744
Nice. I love those, too, but I usually only use those in fall. Bath and Body Works has some really nice plug-in room refreshers in fall scents. Now, I've got Watermelon Lemonade in my living room.

>>38879793
Its almost fall so I'm doing it! I love pumpkin candles too and just stuff like that. Fall/Winter are my favourite seasons and the scents I associate with it are part of that.

Watermelon Lemonade sounds nice but Im not a huge fan of citrus stuff. Are those kinds of plugin/eletric things good? I usually just burn candles but sometimes it makes my room a little warm and I have to remmeber to put them out too lol or I'd risk a fire.

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>>38880044
They're amazing. In my opinion, their fall and winter scents are the best out there. There are specific aromas, such as Pumpkin Cupcakes, but my favorites are the ones that encompass the entirety of the seasons themselves. Leaves smells like a fall afternoon; Sweater Weather smells like a cold winter morning.

>>38879400
im decently wholesome desu. I get embarrassed anytime anyone talks about sex around me. It's weird.

>>38879495
McDonald's. It was so bad. My boss hated me too.

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>>38879570
This, fuck
>play overwatch with a friend
>find this girl that's apparently really good, master or something, and mains mercy
>she actually gets on her smurf to play with us, even though we lose most of the time and rarely talk
>her voice is really cute and soothing and you can hear how she's whispering into the mic

It feels weird, like i really don't deserve all of this, and i'm afraid it will inevitably end

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>>38880186
Oh shit I'll have to check these out. Those really sound appealing. Are they expensive? I've never been to bath body works so I don't really know.

>>38880221
Oh man. A fellow ex-McDonald employee. Every I meet who's worked there before hated it and has horror stories about it. I know I fucking hated it. My boss actually didn't like me but I was fast at the job so he put up with me. He was a little bitch though. He'd make me dump the oils from the grill even if I wasnt working in the kitchen cause I was kinda clumsy cause the floors were always slippery and he'd know I'd get oil on myself.

>>38880354
I've always hated fast food, but ruining it for others made it decently worth it. Like when someone used a nugget off the floor for a ten piece.

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>>38880354
They're 6.50 USD each and they last for quite a while, 2 months at the very least. I bought a ton last summer and have been cycling them every week - none have run out yet. They're not too expensive on their own, but you can catch yourself going out of control when you see/smell the scents.

>>38868825
Even the toughest girls melt at the sight of a cute animal. Or even a baby most of the time. I love it

>>38880404
Oh wow hahaa I never did anything like that. The customers were bitches but I hates the managers more. I was a dick to a customer a few times though. One time someone ordered a cone and the idiot at the drivethrough window took the order KNOWING our icecream machine was down. The manager was like "just try to make it anyway" so Iturned on the machine and I gave them a cone that actually looked normal but when they licked it it just kinda collaped onto itself and they got runny icecream all ovoer themselves. the customer was so mad was like "Well are you going to do anything about this" and I was like "No have a good day" and i just shut the window. They came in later bitching but the manager got blamed. Shit was great.

>>38880433
Oh thats actually way cheaper than i thought especially if it lasts that long. I'm probably gonna buy some, thanks anon. The candles I buy usually cost 6-10 dollars and they dont last that long with constant burning but man they're aesthetic af.

>>38880433
The thumbnail looks like a bunch of happy merchants.

>>38868825
>Is anyone else just fascinated by women in general and how different they are from us?

Yes, especially some individual ones.

I just want to have the opportunity to learn everything about a girl.
What she likes and dislikes, how she thinks, how her body works, how she feels, the way she reacts to things, what she wants her future to be, just every single thing about her.

Part of me wants to do it as scientifically as possible, like exposing her to different situations and measuring her brain activity, and part of me wants to do it like a normal relationship.

>>38880632
>Part of me wants to do it as scientifically as possible, like exposing her to different situations and measuring her brain activity
this makes me anxious and aroused

>>38868825
>more emotional
when will this meme fucking die
women have no emotions
being unreasonable=/=emotions

females have never had any deep emotions they are cold and heartless utilitarians, all they care about is their comfort and attention
there is nothing in the soul of a woman but an ever-hungering void that sucks inside it all dignity in the world

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>>38868836
>Fucking gay ass thread this is

first post, best post

>>38868825
I want to taste all of the parts of a woman

>>38879793
These things cause cancer. It's pure chemicals you are inhaling. Scented candles are no better.

>>38882221
>It's pure chemicals you are inhaling

Everything is a chemical you cocksucker.

>tfw BPD gf and kind of love it (not femanon however)

I need to stop myself from being so handsy... but the impulse to be aggressive with her feels like it's coming from outside of me.

>>38880433
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>>38879627
>>38876625
Girls seem to be so good at all these tiny little things that make houses comfy.
Just a bunch of tiny little things that I either wouldn't think of doing, or have no interest in doing, that somehow completely change the environment.
My friend's gf moved into his house, and now it feels so nice in there all the time. I don't even know what the fuck she does but it always smells nice and I swear she changed the lighting or something but it just feels so comfy and welcoming there now.

How do women do these things?