who /morningcoffee/ here?

>dnt talk tome before my mornign cofee xDDDD
Kys normie.

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nothing like a sippy, otherwise im a zombie xD

>Drinking anything but black

if any of you fags do this I'm gonna be so pissed I swear

>>38866886
holyshit, someone wasted money on a literal dead meme

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Folgers crystals with brown sugar and hazelnut creamer. Really clears the morning fog. Like good Apollo slaying Achlys.

>>38866977
>>38866938
how to spot underage posters

>>38866886
tea is the official robot drink.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM OP

>>38866938
Enjoying your summer so far? Huh friend :^)

>>38866938
Someone hasn't had their morning coffee.

>>38866938
i'm going to tell you how I know for a fact you're underage, right after I finish my coffee, give me about 5 mins and i'll lay down some truth bombs...

>>38867001
>not water
I bet you can't taste differences between brands

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>>38867068
>not mountain dew doritos

>>38866886
Is that Coca Cola?

Kill yourself OP

ive reached peak laziness because I use freezedried instant coffee. It tastes like shit, but I need caffeine in the mornings because my job is very, very active.

even now on the weekend I need to chase the caffeine dragon or I feel like shit.

only brew coffee in the moring becuase i like the smell. don't care for the taste

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>>38867126
sounds like a waste of coffee.

I think a lot of people don't actually like the taste of coffee, thats why they drown it in sugar and milk.

>>38866886
IS THAT A FUCKING WEDDING RING

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38866949

I order a skinny unicorn frap, half sweet, no foam, sugar free, at 120 degrees

>>38867166
yea but i only make a little bit for the smell. yea ur right normies pretend to like coffee

>>38867115
you should try heroin for drugs you need otherwise you feel like shit, i'll tell you more about it when I finish my morning shot.

>>38867178

>he can't tell when a picture isn't from the internet

Who is the normie?

>>38866949
what's wrong with milk and no sugar?

>>38867236
so true, what's with all the normies here pretending to be robotz, there are people in this thread who think OP is serious

>>38866938
>>38866977

for example

>drinking a beer at 8am
who /nightshift/ here?

I make tea at home and only ever really drink coffee at work or when I visit my mom. Good tea is harder to come by so I preferred having it home where I can control the quality and water temperature. For the mornings, it's typically oolong to wake me up because the earthy notes are refreshing.

>>38867322
nothing wrong with that


i used to work nights, wish I still did

Haha nice thread, saving it for later once I've had my morning coffee :^)

>>38866987
>Folgers crystals
>>38867115
freezedried instant coffee
I didn't know people still did that, I thought that was a working class boomer thing, like margirgin.
Get some fucking real coffee, and if you are lazy, they already have like 5 different no effort solutions for you

Eww who drinks coffee out of a glass?

>>38867562
Much better than those cardboard cups Stacy drinks out of from starcucks. if you drink $5 coffee out cardboard cups you are a fucking pleb.

>>38867604
holy shit its called a mug asshole

>>38867604
>Not drinking your coffee from a funnel

I mean whew buddy don't EVEN TALK to me unless I've had MY COFFEE in the MORNING

>>38867604
>not eating your coffee

>>38867562
Ikr i thought it weird that he wasn't using a dinner plate.

Fuck foldgers and all that normie shit
get a good roast.
Any black drinkers here?

>not sucking your /mc/ out of a porpoise's blowhole

>>38866886
stop with this stupid meme already....coffee is for wagecucks who need it to be able to get up and go to their shitty jobs....
at least switch coffee with booze....it's a lot more applicable when you wake up hungover as fuck and you then have your first drink of the day that helps cure your hangover and makes you feel good....also drinking in the morning is extremely comfy....

>>38867678
I drink mine black. Sometimes I'll put a teaspoon of brown sugar and powdered creamer in as a treat.

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Personally I'm not a fan of most coffee but I do love me some tea. Loose Chinese jasmine is my personal favourite for now.

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>>38866886
This mug makes you smug.

>>38866995
Unless you're like 12 coffee won't do shit to you.

Why by the time you're a teen you drink energy drinks that cause heart failure instead, and as an adult you'll still fall asleep, so coke is where it's at or else you're just memeing.

>>38867012
this is a shitty summer meme tho

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dont talk to me before I had my coffee

>>38867549
>Get some fucking real coffee
That would probably require actually going out in public, instead of around the corner to 7/11

>>38868358
>Unless you're like 12 coffee won't do shit to you.
lol what?

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>>38866949
>>38867254
>putting water in your coffee
>not drinking it pure

Fucking plebs

>>38868358
>he fell for the energy drink meme
trailer trash detected

>>38866886
Is a McDonald's coffee good? I drink it, black, but I don't know if it's good or not.

>/blacktea/ mostly myself
I like drinking coffee for the taste and smell but it usually just makes me feel shitty from too much caffeine.
Black only because those creamer packets are disgusting.

>>38866886
Who /morningalchohol/ here?

Coffee is one of the few things that don't have to be good to be good.

>>38869125
>McCafe
No, it's not good. Best chain coffee IMO is Dunkin Donuts.

>>38866938
I like coffee you faggot.

>>38867789
Wow, you're so cool! It's really awesome and edgy to drink in the morning!

>>38868319
You know what else is loose? Your asshole after getting fucked by a pack of niggers you poofter!

>>38866886
>wagecucks so cucked they can't live without injecting themselves daily with the caffeine jew
Sad!

>>38871218
I bet you ate storebought food today, didn't you, faggot

>>38870341
Coffee is like sex, even if it's bad it's good.

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>>38866987
BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?

JERRY: Coffee?

BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.

JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee.

BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?

JERRY: No, I don't have--

BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee?

JERRY: Well, I don't normally--

BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee?

JERRY: I don't.

BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you

forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts

forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

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Coffee with muffin is best coffee.

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>tfw never had coffee in my life
>never became addicted or reliant on the beany jew

who /americano/ here

>>38871015
it's awesome but not edgy....edgy is doing heroin in the morning...don't have the money for that tho...

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>>38866886
>tfw coffee doesnt even affect you at all
>tfw drinking coffee only for its taste, and only with milk and sugar

>Not putting alcohol in your coffee

I hate that taste of coffe when I have to drink it

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dumbass caffeine addicted normalfags

my only drug is internet addiction baby

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>>38866886
clean up your fucking house, anon

>>38873252
Yeahhhhhhh, internet addiction

>>38866987
>instant coffee
>brown sugar and hazelnut creamer

Honestly just get caffeine pills and crush them into a bottle of ketchup and have it that way at this point, it's clear you're retarded and have zero (0) taste you damn mongoloid

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>>38873819
What's wrong, anon? Does my taste in coffee percolate your arabicas?

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>tfw ran around in a mask one time ruining everyone's morning coffee at a starbucks

that'll teach those addicted normie faggots, the best part is that there was nothing they could do about it because they didn't finish their coffee, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA