Shit normies say >Introverts, unite!!!!! XD

While talking to other normies
>How am I supposed to meet new people? XD

dropping brand names.

"Hey guys im in my new audi drinking some starbucks, my friend hit me up on my iphone and be about to go hit the gucci store and maybe after that chill and watch some netflix"

>>38866868
>I'm glad/sorry to read that!

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>>38866868
tee hee i have such awful social anxiety :3 XD

OMG IM SO TOTES AWWWKKKWAAAAAAARD :DDDD

*hamster dies* my depression is coming back :(((

lol, i just stay home and watch movies whilst eating ice cream, im such an anti social shut in LOOOL

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>"ugh, i hate having depression, its a real struggle everyday!! mental illness doesn't discriminate!!"

whenever i see roasties fucking blogpost shit like this on facebook i want to blow my brains out

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>>38866868
>Shit normies say
this >>38866886 for example

also
>to everyone who voted xyz: please delete me from your list

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>>38866868
My insomnia is so bad guys, I didn't get to sleep till 2am last night!

On top of that I've been so depressed lately, i had to leave the party early.

>>38866868
>I'm so anti-social, all i did yesterday was stay in my apartment and go on facebook/twitter/instagram/snapchat

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Its astounding on how the line between robot and normie is so thin that most of the phrases said in this thread are phrases that will be parroted by the same 'robots' who browse this board.

Robots are sardonic depictions of the things they hate

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>>38866868
>i post on /r9k/ which proves I'm not normal!!

"Humans are social creatures, nobody wants to be alone"

>>38866996
>shit normies say

oriental

>>38866868
>be an actual introvert
>just being in a crowded room is fucking hell
>some normies bimbo says shit like "sigh, I hate being an introvert sooo much! I only managed to fuck like 4 guys last night!"

I was paraphrasing but normies need to be exterminated..

I'm sick of the introvert meme.

>>38867013
Well that phrase is mostly true, humans are social creatures, and if we go too long without socializing, all sorts of fucked up shit will happen with your brain.

Hello everyone, I am a normie.

Despite being more successful socially than everyone in this thread, there is no doubt I am far worse off emotionally than anyone here.

I just want to say this: that pisses me the fuck off. I wish I could be happy like all the other idiots.

>>38867056
Prove it normalfag.
Otherwise you're just bullshitting.

>>38867056
Why? You're depressed because you missed the new episode of rick and morty?

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>>38867055
Not really, Buddhist monks can go on solitary retreats for years on end and come back happier than when they left
>Pic related, Mingyur Rinpoche after 4 years in the wilderness

When we say that humans are social animals, we're saying that we thrive in a societal environment. The reason we have civilization today is because we evolved to evolve by socialising. It doesn't mean that socialisation is a human need and without it we'd go crazy

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>>38867055
>tfw no athiest monk loner bf

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>>38867056
get lost right now scumbag normalfag. you bastards won't even let us keep our mental illnesses you want to steal them in order to push your social agenda further FUCK OOOFF

>haha how do adult????
>pit bulls are sweet dogs! My friend/neighbor/cousin/uncle has a pit and it is so sweet!

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>>38866868
Cringey quirky comics like this

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Prepare for ultimate cancer

https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/31-unmistakable-signs-that-youre-an-introvert?utm_term=.tuvn2k3qB#.livMzNpOa

>>38867071
>>38867085
>>38867190
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38867273
>>38867056
jesus man
back to >>>/r/eddit with the both of you.

>>38866868
omg i totally have ocd and like schizophrenia and stuff

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>>38866996
well said anon

no normo

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>>38867055
They say you go insane and develop severe lack of inhibition, some people put in isolation will actually physically damage the parts of their brains involving social function. A lot of isolated individuals increasingly damage their serotonin and dopamine receptors due to lack of emotional and social stimulance causing the "devoid of emotion" feeling. But nothing like that would ever happen to a robot, r-right?

>OMG I love standup comedy!!!!
>Louis C.K. is the best, I love when he makes penis and vagina jokes (so unconventional and edgy) XDDDDDDD
>[9/11 joke]
>You know when something happens and you react a certain way? XXDXDXD
>He's really making a statement by making fun of Trump, nobody ever makes fun of Trump, ever

>I voted for Trump! XDDDD Make America great again!!!! XDDDD

"God I'm so lonely. I've only been texting with people all day and I had lunch with my friends at that trendy gastropub/brewery down the street, but I swear I haven't spoken to another person in 5 hours now it's so miserable and humiliating"

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>I don't hate women
>I don't actively distance myself from women in all serious matters of life
>I don't think all women are utterly indistinguishable from one another regardless of age, nationality, ethnicity, education, religion, and culture
>I don't think all women lead meaningless and depraved lives devoid of creative, spiritual, or intellectual significance
>I don't think women should be excluded from male spaces by virtue of their spectacular inability to appreciate any aspect of craft, artistry, ingenuity, or expressive meaning in any commodity or cultural good ever produced
>I don't think women are irreconcilably incapable of producing anything of lasting worth that can exalt humanity and stand as a testament to its glory
>I don't resent that all women are basic in both matters of taste and matters of character and temperament
>I don't resent that all women in western culture have a combined total of 2 to 3 different personality types
>I don't resent that all women are weak and dependent
>I don't resent that all women are inferior to men in matters of emotion, especially those pertaining to empathy, justice, and romance
>I don't resent that all women cannot feel love separate from the absolute biological imperative of mother to child, and even then, some fail
>I don't boycott all media with any involvement from women
>I don't instantly disregard any opinion given by a woman
>I don't instantly turn off the TV whenever it cuts to a woman
>I don't instantly turn off the radio whenever a woman starts talking
>I don't instantly close the tab whenever a woman appears in an internet video that isn't debauched pornography
>I don't hate women

>>38867304
>I keep a tidy desk and my notes are all organized I have crippling OCD lul <3 XDXD

>>38866868
>"looks don't matter; it's all about confidence"

>retards who sit at home all day and play video games think they have the right to complain about anything

Fuck off, just because you spergs had a shit time in high school doesn't mean your life is over

>>38867363
>I don't boycott all media with any involvement from women
Most modern media has some women involved thanks to forced diversity but I feel you none the less. Top post.

>>38866868
(tries to come up with an excuse for their incompetence)
>i'm bipolar

>>38867421
Allow me to extend a firm handshake with confident eye contact to you, my hardworking friend.

>>38867421
>born against our will

Everyone has the right to complain on that fact alone

Hey could someone reply to this post? thanks in advance

>>38867314
I'd be inclined to believe that anyone who hasn't had their brain damaged by extended periods of social isolation isn't really a robot.

Nobody else could understand the complete empty feeling and apathy that comes with complete loneliness.

>>38867464

what sort of dumb meme phrase is that?

don't like your life? take some initiative and change is instead of being a complacent leech and bitching about it

>i think everyone deserves healthcare and education :)
>Everyone should help those in need, even if they're being forced to help against their will
>Some things just shouldn't be used to make profit, you know?
>I love the Federal government because they have our best interests at heart
>The high point of my year is paying taxes

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>>38867531
I bet you really like "working with your hands".

>>38867605

I bet you think loli is different from cp

>>38867531
A stupid normie like you wouldn't understand

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>>38866868
>Hey bro have you heard of *band who only does nigger trap rap with shit lyrics and who sounds like everyone else because now it's in fashion*?

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>>38867622
>not living in commiefornia
Lyl

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>>38867531
Imagine being such a regressed brainlet that you can't even begin to comprehend the premises of the argument.

>>38866868
Theres an anti-social social club at my uni Their all redditors.

>>38867700
probably a woman t b h

>>38867728
That makes me want to projectile vomit.

>>38866996
Its the intentions that matter.

>>38867700

you premise is
>I didn't want to be born
the simplest solution to that problem is to just end your life

>>38867834
If i kill myself then I'll inflict suffering on my family, how's that the best option

Only a self centred retard like you would conceive of that

>>38867863

you are already inflict suffering by being a self centred retard. If you really cared about them you wouldn't resign to being the dead weight of your family and actually try at something for once in you life instead of crying that everything isn't handed to you.

>why can't you take things seriously, just for once?

>>38867900
I never said that I'm any of those things

Sounds like someone is projecting

>Counter something a normie said to you
>STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWWWWMAN XD

>>38867932

sure, projecting. Not a logical conclusion about someone who cries about being "born against their will". If you were remotely successful in your life you wouldn't have thoughts like this

>>38867314
>A lot of isolated individuals increasingly damage their serotonin and dopamine receptors due to lack of emotional and social stimulance causing the "devoid of emotion" feeling.
me for like 3 years
I've recently stopped playing vidya because I don't feel like Im having fun

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>>38867834
Adding to other anon's post, it's not exactly legal or safe (lol) either. Poison myself/try some method of asphyxiation? What if I'm somehow discovered before I kick the bucket? Eternity in a psych ward and possible permanent brain damage. Blow my brains out? Eternity in a psych ward and brain damage and disfigured forever. I have to assume all this risk and possibility of fucking up my life forever AND being forced to live it out because my parents thought it would be cute to have a kid? This is to say nothing of all the different problems it could cause for others (who aren't suicidal), ranging from mere additional cleanup to permanent psychological damage.
>>38867978
You're projecting way too much. Plenty of successful people, far more successful than you will ever be, are suicidal. Plenty of respected and successful intellectuals take the anti-natalist position. But you're an absolutely delusional muh bootstraps ideologue just here to take it all out on the r9k boogieman, of course there's no reasoning with you. Just say your piece.

Normies talk about girls all the time
It's this chick that, that chick that, etc.
And their hilarious attempts at flirting

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>>38867978
None of you guys are getting it. This is literally shit working-class normies say. Good stuff, anon.

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>"UGH ITS BEEN WEEKS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX"

>>38868047
Well, that explains it. I feel stupid for responding earnestly now.

>>38868120
>>"UGH ITS BEEN 313 WEEKS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX"
D-don't bully me, I'm not a normie.

>>38868120
>>38868139
This reminded me of one time, literally an at least 7/10 girl said to me
>"I don't understand why men think it's so hard to get laid. It's really not."

Yeah, FOR YOU! Fucking roasties don't get it.

>>38868047
He's been playing chess, while we've been playing checkers

>>38868191
>Yeah, FOR YOU! Fucking roasties don't get it.
Does roastie ever understand a thing? No.

>>38866868
>>38866942
>>38866947
>>38866992
>>38867382
Seeing all these shit in normiebook

>>38866887
oh wow this shit gets on my nerves so fucking hard, thank god there's people like you who understand how brainwashed that shit sounds. Especially when I try to avoid to say a brand name and they still force it to be said

>maybe they still have those desks at that store we went yesterday
>at IKEA(R)?

YES OF COURSE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I MEANT WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE TO SAY IT

>>38867232
fuckkkkk

>>38867379
this one backfired on me some time ago, insisted to a roastie she didn't have ocd but just memed her orderliness. Turned out she actually had OCD and did things like sperg out when someone borrowed a pen from her and didn't put it back in the original orientation. It made me like her a whole lot more, but sadly she now likes me a whole lot less...

>>38868270
>YES OF COURSE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I MEANT WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE TO SAY IT
>He's "communicating" with normies

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>>38868270
>Calm down, anon! We went to few stores yesterday. I was just making sure. Jeez.

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>"Are you okay anon? Haha you're always so quiet and nice haha"

>>38867190
What IS normies' social agenda?

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>>38867186
Thanks, Doc.

*tips fedora while meditating and praying, hoping to be left alone*

>>38868468
To push the status quo on all who reject it

>>38868125
I liked your response desu

>>38868200
>the other kids are already finishing their castles while we're the retards in the corner eating lego

>>38868433
Fucking this. All the roasties in my classes used to ask me shit like "are you alright?" Just because I don't talk to anyone. Remember that women use false empathy as a weapon.

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>"I can't wait for the summer! This cold weather sucks"

>>38867536

Fuck I'm triggered now

>federal gun regulations are there to keep us safe :)))
>what about the 6 million children who've died in school shootings :(((
>all races are mentally the same, personality and intelligence all comes down to free will :)))
>welfare helps those in need :)))
>look at those poor refugees, imagine if that was your child :(((
>*displays a lack of basic general knowledge*
>*laughs at every joke they hear*

>>38867232
>I did a thing!
>I made a thing!
>I drew a thing!

Seeing/hearing this phrase anywhere gets my blood pumping so fast holy shit. Regardless of who it is I have an intense urge to beat the living shit out of them it pisses me off so much

>>38868120
>>38868570
>talking to girls/ having their empathy

Real Normie Hours.

>>38867056
>that pisses me the fuck off. I wish I could be happy like all the other idiots.

only a retard would say something like this

>normiebook
>shit normies say
>Stacey gets more likes than me on Insta
>reeeeeeee

>>38868750
This is the correct reaction, anon-kun. Like all storms this trend too will pass.

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>>38868675
This. Colder weather is the comfiest and prettiest, which lots of normies can't understand. Being sweaty and sticky is not comfy at all.

>you can achive anything with hard work

fucking normies

>cApITaL LETtTErS WItH LOWeR cAsE oNEs LOLOLOL
>hahaha
>happy birthday stacey you egg :)))
>ur so weiirddd

>>38868809
I don't understand how people unironically enjoy summer

>>38868809
Normies hate rain the most since it ruins their social activities and going outside. Like Travis said :thank God for the rain.

>>38868891
Where I live normies love rain becuase it makes them feel special.
I hate heat because I'm an allergic sweaty fucker.

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>>38866942
>>38866947
>>38866992
These ones are the worst. Legitimately trigger me.
>talking to anonymous girl online
>claims she has social anxiety/has no friends/is depressed
>keep talking to her
>...
>"lol my friends are asking if I wanna go out XD. I might go Xd"
>"...my bf"
>"should I post this on my Instagram?"
etc...

>>38866996
Context is everything. It isn't the phrases themselves that are bad as opposed to the people saying them. Someone with an active social life complaining about "having no friends" is absurd.

>>38868987
Had the same thing when I started talking to a girl online

>Claimed she had aspergers
>Claimed she never went out due to social anxiety
>Claimed she had no friends
>Ask her what she had been doing one day
>"I went out to the lakes with my friends and bf"

She was probably making fun of me tbqh, thinking back on it

>>38866868

> I want to kill myself XD
> I HATE PEOPLE XDDDDDDDDDD
> I'M SO DEPRESSED LOL

>>38869088
nah, normie females are just this fucking stupid.

>>38868886
Normies have friends to go to the beach with together.

>>38868891
>>38868961
I hate the rain because it gets my clothes wet when I have to go outside.

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>>38869505
>be skelly
>"Hey anon wanna go to the beach with us?"
>"Eh.. I c-cant... I have s-stuff to do."

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>>38867013
But that's true anon even for a robot

When they say omg I'm so trash and omg same
Really pisses me off

1 word replies along with emojis. Pisses me right off, especially considering I have a close friend who's obsessed with the ever popular "lol xD I laff and heff tears" emoji. It's such a non specific garbage fire of communication that I get the feeling they've stopped giving a rat's ass after they post it.

I hate normies as much as the next guy but do people still use "xD" unironically?

fuck all normies stupid niggers

>>38869575
I want to be alone, I enjoy my solitude, I've had opportunities for relationships, I don't enjoy them, I just get annoyed being around people.

>>38869595
truuue xD

>oh anon i'm too shy to go to this party i was invited to i'm too shy teehee
*goes to the party*
>i'm so bad at social situations i'll just stand in the corner teehee so awkward
*instantly finds acquaintances and spends the night socializing with them*

>>38866868
>depression is real
>the struggle is real

The word "lit". For some reason it just pisses me off so much.

>>38869625
Thats alright but even the slightest social contact can save your sanity

>>38869699
I don't think social contact has much (if any) correlation to my sanity.

>>38868675
cold weather is better,its not even a fucking opinion at this point

>>38869707
I'm just saying it helps in a little but like if your in solitude your eventually go insane from lack of social interaction could slowly drive you insane

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>>38869646
FUCK OFF STOP IT REEEEEEE

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>minecraft sucks
fuckyouthatwasog.org

>>38869793
okay :-(

>>38867728
>>38867760
Fucking idiots
Look up "anti social social club"
It's a clothing brand

>>38868270
>YES OF COURSE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I MEANT WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE TO SAY IT

You're confusing normie with stupid. Stupid people require a lot more specificity

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>>38867245
Jesus Christ! I couldn't even get past the first one!

> a "robot" getting with a co worker to get drinks after work.

Just wow! Do normies really think we are social enough to even go get a drink?! This bugs the shit out of me!

>>38869911
And the you dont hate party's you just hate people pisses me off too I genuinely hate parties

>>38869869
This

It's fresh af too

>>38867208
>pit bulls
why is every girl who posts shit like this a single mother/future single mother

A friend of mine who keeps liking FB/instagram meme bullshit about being depressed/hating their lives.

Fuck off, you've got friends and you're a shift supervisor at a fucking Starbucks, you kiss ass to your boss, and you get away with being a bitch. The only way she isn't more insufferable is that she barely posts pics of herself because she's fat. Oh yeah, she keeps liking FB meme fat jokes, especially about failed diets. She makes fun of herself every day.

>>38866996
TRUTH

BOMB
O
M
B

>>38870189
I do too. I enjoy staying home with my cat

>>38867186
that complaint contradicts itself because monks are usually celibate

>>38868491
to be coy and attractive to garner attention

>>38868809
the next Ice age is the age of robots.

>>38866868
> just shower NEET! You'll be successful!
> JUST BEEEEE YOURSELF! XD
> any bitching on tumblr that has no effect on their lives whatsoever

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REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEE

ATTETNION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.

THIS IS THE /R9K/ NORMIE ALERT SYSTEM IN THE EVENT OFF A NORMIE INVASION

REEEEEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

DATE: OCT. 1, 2015

THE NATIONAL /R9K/ BROADCAST SYSTEM HAS PICKED UP HEAVY NORMIE ACTIVITY ON THE SITE AFTER THE ALLEGED SCHOOL SHOOTING IN OREGON.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

stand by for a message from Comrade Vlad of /r9k/ uprising defense discord

*BEEEP* *BEEEEEP *BEEEP*

NORMIE INVASION HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THREADS WILL RESUME NORMALLY FULL FIGHT MODE ENISIATED ALL ROBOTS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE ARMS, TRUST NO ONE, AND MAKE AS MANY ROBOTIC THREADS AS POSSIBLE.

STAND BY FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

*REEEEE* *REEEEEEE* *REEEEE*

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>>38870941
Let's start this shit

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>>38868433
this
>lol why are you so quiet anon
BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU RETARD. How fucking hard is it to understand this

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>UGGGHHHH DON'T talk to me before i've had my COFFEE
>OMG can't WAIT until it's friday!!!

>>38866868
>you just gotta try once more
>it will get better
As if i haven't done that before.

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>>38870941
A storm is brewing.
Soon, brother.

>>38870941
>discord
N O R M I E

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>>38870941
REEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEE

*BEEEEEEP*

DATE: AUG. 5, 2017

THIS IS THE LAST MESSEGE FORM THE BROADCAST SYSTEM

*BEEEEEEP*

*patriotic shadilay theme in the background*

(text rolling from bottom of screen up in front of flag)

"Robots, the normies have successfully infiltrated the board, The /r9k/ uprising Discord has failed to save /r9k/, the normie presence has settled down in the last year leaving behind degenerate trap posters and proselytizing many supposed robots.

few continue to fight, and this message honors them. the normies may occupy our board, they may occupy our threads but they will never occupy our hearts. We are calling on the remaining robots on /r9k/ to keep fighting and resist for whatever it does"

*BEEEEEEP* *tape cuts* (red letters) GOODBYE

>>38867363
>i don't claim to hate women when all i think about and talk about is women

>>38870792
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above

>>38871095
did you get that board on 32 chan up and running yet?

>>38869613
Yes, you can still find people saying xd on plebbit and face book.

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>>38866996
You absolutely never see these posts on friday's and i wonder why.

>>38867489
Replying to shitty post

>>38866868
>is lazy fucking fuck
>HURR ILL JUST GET A RICH MAN XDDD
fucking social media ruining all these garbage females

>>38871002
Say something once, why say it again?

>>38869684
this, also "the boys"

>>38868270
>Sperged out about pen orientation

I still don't buy shit like that. OCD manifests in a number of ways and it's usually accompanied by other disorders. Most claims of OCD are usually attention whores like the girl you mentioned. Intusive thoughts and repetitive behavior are the most common forms of OCD. Most people I've met with OCD are actually filthy and depressed.

>>38871002
should just apologize and start screaming nonsense at the top of your lungs

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Women have turned mental illness into a meme. It's hard to tell who is serious and who is an attention grubbing whore
>I'm so depressed durrrr I have an exam tomorrow muh anxiety sure
They've turned the whole thing into a fucking joke and I can't take anyone seriously anymore

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>"my gf dumped me last week, I'm so depressed I feel like killing myself :("

>>38866996
I am a kissless friendless NEET virgin, I'm pretty sure I know what depression is a little more than a normalfag who goes on Facebook

desu i get triggered by niggerspeech

>>38867363
tbf I was like this at one point, but all people talk about on /r9k/ is women, so I figured what was the point?

>>38872130

das rayciss mayne

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>It's the Democrats that are the real racists!

Why does 4chan think you can only be depressed if you're an introvert?
I'm an introvert and you're being a bunch of special snowflake faggots desu.

>>38866996
r9k is normie central though

>>38867353
I fucking hate when people go out to buy an overpriced pitcher of IPA and some appetizers, or just goes to a brightly lit bar full of people for even more overpriced drink. GET THE BOOZE, DRINK AT HOME, then maybe go out for a couple. People with a job feel the need to spend half their paycheck on "fun" but hey, they're propping up the local economy (sort of)

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>>38872387
>Anyone who doesn't give minorities special treatment is a racist!

>>38866887
1 post away from the ultimate didgits

>>38872393
>I'm an introvert
>calls us special snowflakes

>>38867245
>Them
Lee eekss dee i'm so unsociable geet away from me I liek to be alone.

>Us
Have not left the house in 4 years. Don't want to fap, don't want to kill myself, don't want anything anymore

>>38867304
>schizophrenia

Your brain eating itself from the inside out, disappearing like a sandcastle on the beach, endless waves crashing into it until it is unrecognizable

>>38866942
i betcha ur good looking irl famalam

>>38867636
>I'm not like the other girls whaaa

>>38868005
>isn't legal to kill yourself

Found a loophole! with this, you won't even have to go to court!

>>38873627
Literally >90% of 4chan is introverted tho

>>38867999
>>38867314

>devoid of emotion

Why is that even a bad thing?
That should be a blessing to everyone.

>>38867162
>Mingyur Rinpoche after 4 years in the wilderness
I'd probably be happier in the wilderness than being the same amount of time in my room looking at my computer.

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>>38868987
SAME
That one Fuckbook post that got shared a million times triggered me to the cosmos and beyond
>Pic of a pretty girl laughing and smiling
>Pic of her then crying
>"It's so hard, no one understands what depression is like :("
>1000000000 likes and comments from friends and betas.
>ur so brave

IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED
YOU DON'T
TAKE
FUCKING
PICTURES
OF
YOURSELF
There's not much that makes me actually fucking ANGRY on the internet but this is ONE OF THEM

>>38874144
Reminds me of that girl who uploaded a video of herself "having a panic attack"

>this is my favorite X ever
say that after watching/reading/listen etc. X less than 10

>>38868120
Makes my blood boil
>ugh I only have sex 4 times a week

>>38873862
I highly doubt that since this site is infested with underage kids trying to get a quick laugh by the latest trendy meme

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>>38866868
>"why aren't you happy anon?
>"it's not that simple"
>"why? did you even try just being happy?"
>MFW

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>>38874535
>just smile !
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>38874675
>>38874535
>just bee urself,smile and u will find friends xd
Nice fucking jokes

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>>38874757
My mom once sent me to a summer camp when I was a child, a friend was coming with me so I thought it wouldn't be so bad. This friend made friends at the camp, left me behind and rarely talked to me. After a few days I already wanted to go home. Didn't talk to anyone, didn't show any emotion. Then there was this so called party, I just went to my room to be alone and this fucking guy, an adult working there, came to me and told me
>why don't you ever smile ? It's easy, just smile !
>you don't look happy
>you look sad
I didn't want to be here in the first pIace. I must've been 8 or 9 years old at that time yet I felt like murdering him, I still do to this day.

>>38866996
Im a 21 yr old KHHV who was born with a facial deformity and is 5'6'. I am extremely ugly and was made fun of for my ugly face all throughout middle school. I am pretty sure i know what depression is normalfag.

>>38872585
its called being social you fucking retard. People want to go out with friends and be around other people and have fun. Jesus christ you losers dont even try to be normal and than complain about being losers.

>>38874924
My mum made me go to an after school club and summer club held at the school. I fucking hated it there and I just could not socialise despite my best efforts. All I wanted was to be at home but all these years later I get the feeling my parents never wanted me around because they kept sending me to these places despite my protests

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>>38866868
>>38866873
>>38866887
>>38866942
>>38866947
>>38866963
How are you any different?

>>38867337
9/11 jokes may not be good, but Holocaust jokes are a gas.

>>38867232
I hate that kind of comic too. I mainly hate the art style - it's the same boring generic shit style that everyone tries to copy

>>38875725
If you don't know the difference then you're part of the problem

I think that one of the most normie things is being rude without even realizing it, or being an asshole and building a whole personal philosophy around it.

Normies are extremely self-important. Yes, a big part of success in life and living well is seeing to one's own, but the difference with normiedom is that this self-importance is taken to an excess.

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>>38871002
This actually. why do i need to speak to you I have no intentions to get to know you

>>38877421
What pisses me off greatly about normalfags is they go out of their way to ridicule and put you down and when you call them out on their shit they turn defensive and act hurt by going "was only saying...chill dude" which in turn makes you look like the bad guy.

I swear it's like a ritual to weed you out of their groups or something.

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>Don't understand something or be just that little bit slow on the uptake
>"uh uhh are you retarded? do you have downs or something? want mme to call your handler xd huehuehue"

>>38877858
Iktf
Also
>do something that is a little bit away from their standards
>you're insane ! You're a fucking psycopath uuhh you need to see a psychiatrist

>>38877858
>>38877896
>give them a taste of their own banter
>dude what the fuck that's uncalled for bro what's wrong with you

>haha anon you're always on that "4chan" site! You're such a loser XDDDD
People like this need to walk off a pier.

>>38867363
>women are inferior, am i right fellow robots?
>why am i a virgin?

>>38871002
fucking pisses me off. I'd rather be quiet than talk about stacies new dress or whatever the fuck

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>>38877954
VERY ORIGINALYAMERO

>>38877971
I fucking hate it because they're always on social media sites like normiebook

>normiebook
I really hate normiebook. But have to be on it for messaging folks.

>>38878018
True robot spend their time here instead

>let's go to the beach xD so fun it's hot!

What the fuck is the point of going to beach ? You lay down almost naked in a towel, with the sun burning you, That's it Then you go to the water where hundreds of people swim everyday and, guess what, do nothing again. WOW, so fun

>>38878087
>tfw this is what I've been doing since 6pm
>it's now almost 2am
I want to do things but I feel lazy and tired today, maybe I'll mix some songs later.
I never understood the appeal of normiebook or any other social media site. I created an account back when I was in middle school in my final attempt to become a normie
>account created
>let's send friend request to everyone that is in my school
>this is what normies do don't they ?
>who are you ?
>who's this ? Why are you adding me ?
>scared.jpg
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea

>>38869817
>haha minicreft sucks, i never actually played it but it's what everyone thinks so I'll hate it too

>>38874424
>haha AoT is my favorite anime, I only watched AoT, death note and metal alchemist but I'm such a weaboo xD I even have this scout regiment shirt and these anime-themed pins :D

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>>38878269
>haha AoT is my favorite anime, I ONLY WATCHED A FEW FUCKING ANIME AND IM SUCH A WEEABOO HUR HUR

All this shit i've read in this thread was pretty fucking tame BUT THIS IST JUST OVER THE TOP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38878187
>tfw i spend 70% of my free time mindlessly browsing here, normiebook amd Instagram

I don't really do anything on either besides shitpost here, occasionally share things i find funny or cool on fb or ig. If i spent that time learning something I'd be picasso or Mozart

>>38873733
when it got to the point where I was so depressed I couldn't even masturbate...yeah, I knew I had a problem

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>>38878926

>Tfw some days am so depressed where I lay in bed for hours staring at the ceiling thinking while trying to muster to energy to move
I know I've got a serious problem but it's been like this since 2011 now and I don't think there is anyway back.

>>38875123
peter montgmoery lol

>>38871694
True shit. I have OCD, and whenever some normie hears about it, they go "You sure? You're kind of a slob XD!" or something stupid like that.
Then they forget about it, because normies always forget about that sort of thing, and act all confused as to why I refuse to sit down if I can't sit in a corner, or why I stop everything that I'm doing to repeat the same mantra under my breath for a few minutes.
"Whoa, that's kinda weird, dude. What's with that? :)"

Fuck normalfags.

>>38866996
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORIGMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>38866887
I refuse to believe there's people out there like that.

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>xdd anon just be yourself :)))

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>>38871209
>>38877991
M'LADY STATUS: DEFENDED
>>38872205
there are lots of roasties and normalfag white knights here now. just don't come to r9k

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>>38868191
>"I don't understand why men think it's so hard to get laid. It's really not."

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>>38880093
Holy fuck that's hard to deal with. I have autism (way easier to deal with than OCD) and whenever normies find out they always say stuff like
>You seem perfectly normal to me!
NO I DON'T I'VE BEEN TALKING FOR 10 MINUTES AND YOU HAVEN'T TRIED TO PUSH THE CONVERSATION AT ALL. I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE ALTHOUGH I WOULD MUCH RATHER NOT TALK BUT I HAVE TO TO SEEM NORMAL SO JUST WORK WITH ME HERE. And they pretend like I should be stuttering all the time. I've spent my ENTIRE LIFE trying to NOT be awkward in public. If I am talking with someone in person I can't do anything else at the same time because if I don't think about the talking I go full autist. With OCD I'd imagine its at least ten times worse

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>I'm sure there's a girl out there for you anon :)
>anon you're such a nice guy (:

>>38881105
Thats me in a nutshell! I feel at 27, I am running out of time and options. Feel like I am going to die a cold bitter, lonely, virgin despite a prior 3 year relationship that did not involve sex as the girl refused to put out, despite my advances.

>>38881438
I had a girl message me "miss you xxx"
>never had any girl say anything remotely close to that before
>already falling in love
>cupid.jpg

turns out she just "likes me as a friend and it's sooooo annoying that guys and girls can't be just friends"

kill me now

>>38866868

The contradictions piss me off.

>Normie: If you need someone to talk to, I'm here! Don't kill yourself!

>Also normie: Oh anon is so annoying because they're down all the time! I HATE NEGATIVITYY!!!!!

Normies never think about what they say, it's like they like repeat the thoughts others say they think sound good and only ever reveal their own horribly petty and stupid inner thoughts....

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>>38866947
>>38868261
>>38868987
>>38869105

It's called CLINICAL depression. If you get diagnosed with it. If they don't mention it means they didn't go to a doctor and don't have the real thing.

That's how you call roasties out on it anon. Also it seems kind of dramatic and ironic that we're complaining about people saying they're depressed when that's what we're saying. But it's different because for anons like me, who got locked in a pysch ward and forced meds because of it, have different views on what it means to be depressed for instance. And others who have genuine anxieties.

I think it's normie sympathy hogging too.There is very little sympathy in this world to go around and the lying, manipulative normie gets it to themselves when they barely need it or just looking to make things more comfortable than they already are.

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>>38878358
>"OPM is so funny hahah! One punnnch! Lol I'm such a weeb omg.

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!

>oh my dog does something stupid. Better record it XDDDD

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>picture of any girl with thighs/butt showing a little bit
>"damn she stupid thicc! haha xD"

>>38869625
>posts on 4chan
if there wasn't 4chan you'd probably die of loneliness, normalfag.

>>38883889
>she is stupid thicc
>stupid thicc

no one says that anon.

>>38882884
Idk, not everyone can get diagnosed. I'm pretty positive that I'm depressed, an essentially a neet and social recluse. I think about killing myself a lot, etc. I've never been to a shrink cause it's probably cause problems in my life.

>>38867683
Is the THE Chad Thundercock?

Stop right there. What youre saying is divisive and will only piss everyone off.
Did you hear about annettes divorce? Oh god i could not stand that nasty food she served at her house and her kids are so ugly and stupid. Oh and her fashion sense is horrible

>>38869707
if that's the case, why are you here?

>>38884029
I'm sure theres's a person or two on this planet that says that. Like me

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original image that's very original pls

>>38878090
Normies go to the beach to meet people of the opposite sex. If a group of cute girls go to the beach, there is a good chance they will meet hot guys, because only hot guys have the confidence to take their shirts off at the beach.

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>>38867056
Oh lawd I feel a mighty REEEEE a'brewing

>>38873761
Good job on not describing schizophrenia, el normofago

>>38874144
I feel you so hard anon

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not really a single thing that they do that i like so far. im living in a bad dream every fucking day and relate to nobody. but it's more of a blessing than a curse. it means im not retarded and they are.

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>>38883889
fucking this
>*post picture of an average woman*
>T H I C C

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>two week long trip around Europe
>spend time taking selfies in the Eiffel tower and the Colosseum and in the hotel lobby
>I was born to travel xDDD
>wanderlust lol
>post shitty "finding yourself" travel quotes on facebook

>>38871709
plot twist: anon gets laid

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>>38886559
>normies go on holiday to somewhere
>visit a few landmarks on the first day so they can get likes on whatever
>stay in their hotel for the rest of the trip

>im getting pale I never go outside..
>Im such a loner lol...
>"so me and my friends were out"
>"jake touched me up last night"
>"i was out with james and he kept staring at my ass"
stop lying.

>>38867245
True cancer.
I haven't gone out to coffee with anybody ever in my life.Or gone out for the night whatever that shit means. And they think that is something everybody just does.

>you can stilI be a robot and have a gf, this isn't 2011 anymore

>>38881105
Im sure most of us received this message at some point and guess what were still virgins

>>38881438
>has been in a 3 year relationship
>grr, i hate being a robot
pick one

>why you dont go outside anon? Dont be anti social

Bitch, you dont know what anti social is and i dont go out if i dont have anything to do outside

>>38886350
>>38886350
Schizophrenia, and meme personality disorder are actually different things you faggot

t. 1 year of clinical psychology course