I just drank 4 red bulls and now I feel kind of jittery. It's scaring the shit out of me.
Am I going to fucking die? Help!
>>38866755
You won't die, that jittery feeling is just the wings forming underneath your skin. Give it a few hours. It's not as swift or painless as it is in the commercials and there will be blood, lots of it. But once it is over, you will fly, my friend.
>>38866801
Thank you for the advice. Is that why my left leg is numb now? I didn't think the two things were related.
>>38866755
You're overcaffeinated. Also on a sugar high. You're gonna have to wait a couple hours for it to burn off and you're most likely going to crash and get really tired. Let this be a lesson to you. Red bull, coffee, espresso, etc, these are not regular beverages. They're for energy.
>>38866801
Should I see a doctor if I got bat wings instead of bird wings?
>>38866819
No, that's probably brain cancer. Unfortunate. It's a common side effect of wings taking shape within a lesser being. The brain realises its own unworthiness and starts destroying itself. Might be a bit uncomfortable at first with loss of basic motor functions and then a short period of agonizing pain, but when you get to the stage of irreversible memory loss it's actually quite pleasant. Sort of like being your three-year-old self again, on drugs, forever.