Should I drink a Monster Energy or brew myself a nice cup of coffee?

>>38866703
Im not sure.. Are you in the middle of coffee right now? Can I talk to you?

Monster Energy for sure.

Depends. What flavor of Monster?

>>38866719
You may talk to me.
>>38866732
I have regular Monster and Ultra Red.

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*sssiiiiip*

follow your heart my man, I think you know what you need

>>38866703
Monster is garbage-tier.

At least drink Rockstar.

mix them both together

>>38866753
Drink the red.

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Dunno man ask me when I've finished my coffee, I'm tired of this shit

Sip the sipz but no talky until coffee OP. You know the rules

BASED CAPPAUNCHINO MATE GET ONE NOW

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>>38866794
Why are you even talking right now I've not finished

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>>38866703
This.

Anon, my son.
You're a man now.
Your childhood energy has depleted, and in order to compensate for the loss, you need to imbibe caffeinated beverages.
Would you like to down the Supreme Gentleman's path and drink Monster Energy...
...or be like any other adult and choose from the diverse variants of coffee?

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I'm stunned you even have to ask

>>38868589
S I P B R A H

>>38868589
I feel like women as a whole will be lessened if this omega flit ever gets his dick wet