Can we get a thread with things like this?

>>38866604
>do you have a crush on anybody anon
>ummm... well
>come on you know your secrets are safe with me
>well for as long as i knew her i had a crush on you
>=|

btw this isn't /r/

>>38866769
I know but ive seen people do shit like this a lot, so i didnt think it mattered

Also that feel when that has happened to me :((

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>>38866604
>friend : that chick is so ugly. I hate fat girls
>me : y-yeah, fat girls s-should be ashamed of themselves..
>tfw actually a chubby chaser and thought that girls was hot af
i wish everyone was a chubby chaser so I wouldn't have to hide it to not look like a perverted fetishist

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I want a cake gf goddamnit

>>38866604
you can try having it on /v/ you fuckin faggot ass bitch nigger

>>38867413
Who fucking cares mate? It can still work.

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I made this one and I've seen it getting posted from time to time even on other boards.
Feels good

>>38866917
Just hide it under the guise of being a caring, generous philanthropist who is willing to date a fatty out of the kindness of your heart.