>go to take a dump >liquid spurts out my ass

>>38864229
>get up from dump
>have to sit back down cause more poops

>>38864229
That's what you get for being a faggot
I guess that's not original enough

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>go poop
>when I wipe the paper is clean

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>take a shit
>blood on the paper after I wipe

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>>38865638
This is a really nice feel
i call it a "clean cut"

>>38865655
Feels good, man. I wish the clean wiping happened more often.

>>38866113
Eat more fiber. If you have enough fiber, this'll happen for 100% of your poops

>>38865655
I call it "ready to be fucked in the ass"

>>38864229
I don't understand why this is bad
I take 15-20min to wipe most of the time, so liquid shit is a blessing

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>go poop
>wipe 3 times, there's little bits of poop on every bit of paper
>wipe more
>still bits of poop on every paper
>give up and get skid marks