>he owns a sex toy

Yeah I call it my gf

>>38864526
I call it *my hand*

i call it my mom's pillow

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I always thought these would be a great sex toy but it turns out they suck. fucking life ruined.

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>>38864102
>she owns a sex toy

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>she found the sex toy

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>He calls his mom "mama" or dad "papa"

>>38865228
>when you still do that.

>>38864955
This.
Roosties are such turbo bullies.
They only hate what you do if you are not chsd

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>>38864102
>she has 20

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>she's a judgemental bitch, which will make my life worse.

Oh-no. What-ever-will-I-do? Please. Come-back.

>>38864102
>she has had more than 1 sexual partner

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>>38864581
ZA HANDO! something something original

>>38864102
meaning that he will be able to have stamina in bed and be a virgin at the same time

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>>38867075

ZA WARUDO


MUDA MUDA MUDA orignal muda

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>>38867274
>deluding yourself into feeling better rather than getting a better life (and better at life)

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>It's an anal masturbator

>>38864102
I have a whole box. The fuck you gonna do about it roastie?

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>>38867392
Pic related and very original

>>38867409
>no dragon dildos
>no cumlube
>no dildos that squirt semen in your ass

Whew get that entry level shit out of my face lol

>>38868042
They're for bf anon. I don't put things in my ass. I'm not a faggot

>>38868337

>bf
>helps put shit into his ass
>not a faggot

I want the normies to please leave.

>>38868390
If it's a female fucking you it's str8 anon.

Why traps are gay scientifically.

Didn't you get the memo?

>>38864102
I own a lot more than one!

>>38864102
I use it on my girlfriend though