ITT: Annoying things your family does

>Often shit myself because of this
Are you 2 years old?

>>38859385
I wish I was because that shit would be fucking passable, but my brother makes it really fucking HARD to not shit myself if he's in the bathroom for 2 FUCKING HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38859334
>Youngest brother goes to shit for 40 minutes
>He finishes then gets in the shower
>I go to basement, find hot water shut off valve
>Shut off hot water
>Problem solved

Stop shitting yourself anyway, you goddamn filthy sperg.

>Younger brother volunteers to do something
>Complains about having to do the thing he volunteered to do

It's stupid

>>38859406
Here's your you fix that

>Knock on for really hard
>Shout hurry the fuck up or I'm shitting on your bedroom floor

If he gets out good, if he doesn't then shit on his bedroom floor

>listing off the menu to you at a restaurant even though you're reading the exact same menu
>stopping randomly to gawk at things and then yelling at me to wait because they walk a lot slower than I do
>just generally treating me like I'm retarded
>other people I'm with notice them treating me like I'm retarded and they start getting that idea too

why i hate going places with them

>>38859334
Can't you go in the yard or something to shit

>>38859334
I was nearly late for class once because a housemate started watching a movie while talking a shit because he takes so long and decided to stay on the toilet to finish it. I don't think he eve knew what fiber is.

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>>38859334
>Brother and sister both leave half eaten food everywhere
>Never clean up after themselves, leave the living room a fucking mess everytime they use it
>I get uncomfortable when things are so messy, so I have to clean everything up because they refuse
How fucking hard is it to be clean?

>>38859334
> mom never shuts up
> always yelling at literally everyone and starting conflict over little shit
> literally always talking, making comments about the stupidest most mundane shit
>will create own issues to get mad about

>>38859334
> dad knows i have trouble talking to people
> took me to drive thrus and even though im in the back seat on the far end he made me order All the food
> got mad at me when we get the wrong shit because i was stuttering or mumbling but i didnt realize it

>talking during handegg

>"family time"
>everyone watches TV while playing on their phones in silence

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>>38862077
>mother complains that i never spend time with her when in reality its literally this