>One shot at life
>born a virgin
>>38854680
like everyone else?
wait...
>have not just penis in vagina but whole body
hmmm...
oh yeah, fuck all those chads born without their virginity
>>38854680
Yeah man I was born a virgin too.
What a shit hand to be dealt in life, huh?
>>38854680
Bet you were born wearing a trenchcoat, faggot
>>38854797
>huh ?
How to spot a redditfag 101
>>38854680
You're not a virgin if you weren't born via C-section. In other words, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>one shot at life
>born with no teeth
>One shot at life
>Born bald
I never had a chance lads
>one shot at life
>born with a 0.5 inch dick
Just fucking cut my dick off, it's not even worth it.
>One shot at life
>born 1ft '8
>>38855334
Fuck off chad
>tfw born 14 inches
>one shot at life
>touched my mom's vagina when I was born
>mfw the only woman I've ever laid
>>38854680
lmao virgin hahahahahahaha
>>38855480
Get off my board you sick fuck.
>one shot at life
>mom against breastfeeding
rejected since birth by the "only woman who truly loves you"
just end me now
>>38854680
>Only one shot at life
>born