AMA

>>38854430
how old are you, normie? trans centre

>why are you here?

harbls

>>38854440
I'm 20 years old. Gonna be 21 in January

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>>38854447
I always hop on /r9k/ when I'm on the train. I mostly lurk though. Pic unrelated

>>38854464
So you've had your girlfriend since you were 16? Do you know if she's cheated on you or have you ever cheated on her?

>>38854497
I've never cheated on her. I'm 99% sure she hasn't cheated on me. We have a pretty healthy relationship. She's the kind of girl to break up with someone when she's bored rather than cheat.

>>38854530
Who is the reacher and who is the settler? Who tries the hardest in the relationship?

>>38854578
Tries hardest in terms of what? I work more hours and spend more money on bills and stuff at the cost of my social time. So I guess I try harder? I don't expect her to keep up with my hours considering she's going to college.

>>38854637
>going to college
Good luck, in her first week she'll get really drunk and at best fool around with some other guy, you better just hope she feels guilty enough to break up with you otherwise you're getting cucked, brother. Also how big is Batista's dick?

>>38854430

What is the secret to getting a GF?

>>38854685
Don't know anyone named Batista, but I'm sorry you've been hurt to the point of trying to ruin other people's happiness. Maybe one day you'll learn to trust again

>>38854706
The secret to getting a gf is confidence and appreciation. Two parts teasing, one part complimenting. Make sure it's a girl that shows some interest in you, otherwise the teasing/complimenting comes off as creepy rather than friendly

>>38854729
oh, i'm batista it's decent size aha uno

>>38854791
I wouldn't know as I've never met you.