>I have a dildo. >It's hard to reach back there and

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How arrogant they would act, treating you with no respect, maybe insulting you for being a queer and ridicule you. Getting degraded and put to submission may appear hot but when the dude actually insults you and take advantage of your kink to make you feel like shit, since he'll likely be a judgmental normie scum, after all.

How bad fuckers men are, especially during random hook ups, they will most likely ram your ass dry in one go, not letting you a second to warm up, nor stretching you slowly, it'll tear your insides, then they'll cum in a minute top, going flaccid right away and leaving you sore with no desire to ever again touch you.

You seem to forget how easy it would be to get HIVs, gomorrah, herpes and a lot of sexually transmitted diseases, most of them being impossible to completely cure.
And that would be the best bad ending, you could very well get literally manhandled, punched, maybe stabbed, you'd be crying in pain for him to stop and he'd keep fucking your half numbed skull while breaking your ribs with a steel bar and leaving you as good as dead in a dark corner of the street. Or he might steal your credit card after he finished fucking you, get your infos and blackmail your family with pics he would have taken with his phone from behind. You never know how evil can be.

Is dropping your dildo and trying gay sex a good idea?
You tell me anon.

t. An Anon who cares about his fellow Anons.

>>38851180
this is a valuable public service announcement

>>38851180
>gomorrah
Dohohoh, aren't we a cheeky little bitch?

>>38851230
>The first noticeable symptom in men is often a burning or painful sensation during urination. As it progresses, other symptoms may include:

>greater frequency or urgency of urination
>a pus-like discharge (or drip) from the penis (white, yellow, beige, or greenish)
>swelling or redness at the opening of the penis
>swelling or pain in the testicles
>a persistent sore throat

Sounds nice

>>38851281
>Men may experience scarring of the urethra. Men may also develop a painful abscess in the interior of the penis. The infection can cause reduced fertility or sterility.

>When gonorrhea infection spreads to the bloodstream, both men and women can experience arthritis, heart valve damage, or inflammation of the lining of the brain or spinal cord.

Hell yeah where do I sign

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I want a big cock in my ass RIGHT NOOOOOWWW

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>>38851180
>gomorrah

originalalaial

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I want a nice big fat cock to stuff into my ass.
Where can I get one?

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>>38851171
>>38851180
Welp I have a boner now
Gaysex is okay. I've had good I've had bad

Most hookups are okay. Unfortunately there's not as many total tops as I'd hope

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>>38851171
I can't have real sex, other people scare me and I can't interact with them. I'm sticking with my dildo, thanks though.

Is it worth getting a dildo if you're not even gay?

>>38852823
Try poking around with a gloved hand and some lube first :) You can get both at a CVS or a RiteAid for like 5 bucks :)

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>>38852847
Yeah I've played around before, with lube and everything (though not the glove granted). I'm not American so I have no idea what the fuck those things are but thanks

Prostate massage feels good and everything but I'm always worried I'm gonna damage something up there

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>>38852894
As long as you don't insert something sharp, or forget lube, and go gently at first, there's no reason anything bad would happen.

I personally enjoy sounding and as long as I'm not going in like a retard it doesn't hurt at all.

>>38851171
Every single hookup I've had with a guy has been horrible. None of them are confident enough to take the lead, and I have to, also somehow men don't get the idea of washing your dick. Many times I have gagged and nearly vomited from the smell. All of them cum too quickly also. More than half don't even fuck me, they just cum from a bj, and call it a night.

I really hate these type of men, but I can't seem to attract anything better

>>38853273
God damn isn't this true

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>>38851171
Hi anon, why are you copying my post from earlier?

You even reposted the same image that I used!

>>38853273
>>38853347
I spend nearly every moment of my casual sexual encounters consciously working to NOT be this guy.

>>38851171
To quote a friend of mine: "I still need men because they haven't invented a dildo that can choke me and call me a whore."

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>>38853455
Are you really a slut

>>38853484
if you work for media matters i suggest you delete that post

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>>38853507
No, I just really want to have sex with a man.

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>>38853713
Waiting for someone special?

>>38853713
how big do you prefer your penis?

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>>38851171
>Thinking all robots have shitty breath and smell like shit.

No anon, I brush my teeth 2 or 3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. I shower every other day or every day, and I wear deodorant.

>>38854034
Waiting for a fat cock to penetrate me.

>>38854286
6-7 inches is ideal. Anything a man has is the best though, obviously.

>>38854355
what about circumference?

>Getting degraded and put to submission may appear hot but when the dude actually insults you and take advantage of your kink to make you feel like shit


All I want is a sadistic robot FWB who'll use me as a cumrag as a way to get over his insecurities, while only feeding mine by not wanting to give me any pleasure or care - just fucking me whenever he feels like it.

He'd do something perverted to me, bust a nut, and then either tease me for being such a fag, or kick me out before I've even cleaned up.

>But Anon, you're forgetting about how ruthless and selfish men are
but you're a man you faggot

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Holy shit this thread is gay

I had gay sex for the first time two weeks ago (I was the bottom).

I plan on meeting the guy again this weekend - it was a lot of fun.

>>38854355
Then why don't you do it? It's not hard are you just afraid

I had sex for the first time last month and it was gay sex because I am gay

it was ok

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>>38854458
You must be new here. Don't worry, you'll turn as well ;)

>>38855167
The joke is the character is called captain obvious. I'm sorry it might have been too obscure

>>38854355
>>38854398
please answer
origano

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>want to get fucked by a real dick
>but I don't like men
wat do

>>38855633
this is truly the end game question

>>38855633
>>38855807
I also require an answer to this

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>>38855633
please answer my question, I got dubs and everything

>>38855633
Get a Dom "trans" "gf"

>>38855633
>>38855807
>>38855932
>>38856216

there's a good chance you're just repressing your gay feelings, find a guy, see if you like it

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>>38855633
>want to get fucked by a real dick
>crippling social anxiety
end my life

>>38855633
i was like you until spending enough time on /r9k/ made me full homo

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>38851171
>be me
>dom as fuck
>will pin you down and ram cock in you until thy ass goes numb at the slightest hint of possible fornification
>literally ape mode hatefuck sneksex levels of sex drive.
>but
>boi aesthetics
>no one takes me seriously because of it
>can't get GF because "i'm too cute"
>can't be GF because straight

WHY WHY WHY
FUCKING WHY GOD

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>>38856338
I've spent years on 4chan, but never moved past traps. The slightest bit of masculinity turns me off completely. It's hard enough to find a trap irl, let alone a passable one.

>>38855193
Tbqh I fucking hate that bloody Yank commercial. Like jesus christ, British people don't wanna be yanks.
That and that fucking car commercial.

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You're all a bunch of cock lusting faggots.

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Lewd Disease is spreading at a rapid pace!

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I imagine that most of you are just prison gay and/or you have a gay fetish due to years of failure with women. I'd recommend that you try and snap out of it and pull yourself back to women before you spiral into being completely gay. OP is right, being gay is just worse, more STDs, harder to get a committed relationship, can't have biological kids together, etc.

For years I've masturbated to the thought of being a woman and getting fucked by a man, and over the past month or so I've been hurtling towards just being pretty gay and mainly masturbating to gay/porn fantasies, but I'm slowly managing to pull myself back. Basically you just have to not masturbate for a few days, masturbate once to what you want to get off to (i.e. fantasies of you dominating and penetrating a woman), and eventually the new sexual stimulus will stick and it will become what you're primarily interested in.

Good luck anons.

>>38852642
total top here where you at

>>38857803
Not him but I'm in New England.

>>38857195
If anything that's just making me more gay. The webm two posts up is making me rock hard and I'm using every ounce of will to not jerk off to it.

>>38857885
hey nice I'm in Tennessee so that's pretty far

>>38851171
>just lie there and enjoy
Starfish sex is shit for the other person, you know

>>38858304
Ok Anon what should I do while a guy is plowing me? I usually wrap my legs around his back and scratch him a bit with jerking myself off. Is that ok?

>>38856865
>Cut dick
Fucking disgusting
Being big doesn't count if you're mutilated