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/britfeel/ sucks now.

What are you lads having for friday night takeaway? can't decide what I want

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Friendly reminder

>pic related

Going to use my trust fund to buy anime stickers for my laptop to ease the pain of not having a cute gf, lads.

>tfw sakulad was the lad I spoke with about shagging the bird from Rugby

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>mates finally come back from uni
>can't even be fucked to see them

>>38850769
mummy made barbeque pork ribs

>>38850761
Why does it suck lad?
>>38850769
I had dominos pizza, 7 squid for any size, so I got a large ground beef, red and green pepper pizza. Saving the rest for tomorrow.

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Tripfags GTFO NOW

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40814082

>Men's sexist attitudes 'shaped by first exposure to pornography'

What did the BBC mean by this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwJ1q7cIck

This post is not original

>>38850795
>Why does it suck lad?
I barely see any feels. Just drama.

Just weighed myself out of curiosity and I'm 67kg.

Got enough alcohol but no spirit or friends :(

>>38850813
This entire drama is because of 1 persons feels

Instead of dealing with it like an adult, and being a depressed whiner, he went on the offensive and tried starting shit with everyone

>>38850795

I opted for calzone, onion rings & chips

>>38850805
If your first experience with porn doesn't involve femdom or BBC cuckolding, you will grow up to be a sexist.

>>38850769
i had a bunch of indian food

ordered a ton of it, but i've eaten most of it already and i've got a huge stomach ache now

>>38850835
He did not start drama with everyone. Ebin is just a bit mongy and people are easily offended.

>>38850769
Had a kebab and hitting the strongbow. Feel like a slob.

>>38850778
Probably was saku desu. I imagine quite a few prision gays are into sharing/cuckoldry

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Who /cubefeel/ here?

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>>38850813
I sometimes post feels. Last thread was me talking about being depressed, you can read that if you like. I agree that there is little feels now, more trip drama. I don't understand the trip drama and don't pretend to, best thing to do is ignore if lad.

What's your favourite captcha guys? This is my favourite, I also quite like the "click on the centre of the x" ones. I dislike the ones where you have to spot something like a car or a road, and it pops up continually. I know this is a shit topic that's been done before but I feel like it's better than drama and nothing.

>>38850867
What do Sakulads hands look like? I imagine them to be small, soft and slighty chubby.

>>38850867
Just because you're an insecure prison gay, doesn't mean everyone else who likes men is

Please post anime stickers for me to buy. From Redbubble or wherever.

turbosperg on mastermind lads

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A new thread?
Seems like two minutes ago the other was just made
anyway,
How are we all feeling this evening?
Any plans for the weeking?
I've been sat down playing a bit of Cities Skylines, pretty comfy game but it gets a bit monotonous.
Post waifus

>>38850870
tripfags and there orbiters

>>38850877
No clue lad, probably short, chub and hairless if we're guessing.
>>38850878
Would kill myself before going down that desperate meme.

>>38850895
>"I'm leaving now"
>Comes right back in with waifu #2

Called it

>>38850872
Honestly my captchas crash multiple times a day so I have to copy and paste, close the window and do it all again - or I'll get the captcha right but it doesn't recognise it so I have to redo them both

>>38850870
I bought mine and it arrives on the 10th, I'm pretty excited.

>>38850842
Taste good lad?

>>38850817
I'm 147lb, which is 66.6kg.

>>38850913
>Nice waifuposter tries to move the thread in comfy directions
>Old waifucancer want to discuss their boring drama with two attention whores more
God I hate you all.

>>38850932
t. Ebin damage control

You got Tilde to post another message 10 seconds later this time?

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>>38850803
Nice use of webm darkmatter fag i was wrong it does have a use.

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>>38850932
Just ignore them friend :)
I made about 3 posts including my wall and another simply stating my case. This and those will be all I say on the matter.

What hobbies do you guys have if any?
And if not, what general interests would you like to participate in?
This doesn't have to be an active hobby or anything productive, just something fun - even anime watching or whatever :)

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STOP TALKING TO TRIPFAGS AND ABOUT THEM!

what you up to this weekend lads

>>38850892

What's their subject?

>>38850941
You waifu fags are just as bad as ebin and tilde. You could just ignore ebin being a mong. It takes two to tango.

>>38849507

Join the fun lads o-or ruin it for us all...

>>38850967
Weekend hasn't arrived yet friend
I plan to chill out though I reckon, maybe read some manga and watch some animus. My Hero Academia airs again tomorrow which is something to look forward to.

>>38850805
BBC is just bottom of the barrel these days

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How's it going lads (and lady if pigeon-lass is here)

What you up to this evening?

Naked Attraction at 10pm... That's always "fun"

>>38850905

Only 2 of the 5 cubers are tripfriends

Reminder that ebin is a scourge on this general and must be removed

>>38850970
missed his bit but i think it was the four gospels. he only got 7. did a bit better on the general knowledge but he'll probably come last.

Lads I'm going to majorca on Sunday, and I allowed to use 4g? Not clued up on all this roaming stuff

>>38850872
the ones with the words for me

can't stand any of those fucking picture ones

>>38851005

If you don't like him, either put up with it or fuck off

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>>38850989
>My Hero Academia
is at the witchy moe anime

>>38851026
Sounds like you don't disagree with me lad

>>38851003
the rest are orbiters like you
who should just play vidya together more fun

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Reminder that Only Connect starts at 20:30 on BBC2. Who else here /brainmilf/?

>>38851000
Playing Cities Skylines, might switch to something else though as running it's course a little tonight.
What about you anon?
>>38851031
Do you mean Little Witch Academia?
Which is also a pretty cute and dopey anime, liked it personally but the art captured me the most even though I guess you could probably call it generic
I just like the anime styles pls no bully

Daily reminder that ebin producers better OC than any of his haters

>>38851049
Infinitely better waifu than rachel

>>38851060
You said you was fucking off. Now fuck off

Unless this is your boyfriend stirring shit up again, in which case, you can fuck off as well

>>38851074
You're just jealous that ebin producers better content than you. Imagine getting this triggered over ebin lol. State of you. You're a jealous fatty

>>38851102
Imagine being this triggered by my comment XD

>>38851049
She's on my allowed list.

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>>38851070
she is gambling addicted feminst roastie who
made david take her name
>>38851049
it's a shit show rachel is better

>>38851053
i dont watch anime that makes you gay

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>tfw i will never feed from christinas massive udders

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>he's inside posting on /r9k/ on a friday night

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https://youtu.be/sLdPXDyxylw
>ywn be a playful elephant running around in Africa chasing dogs and making cute tooty noises
why even live
>>38851151
After all this time I never realised I was slowly being turned gay, thanks for the heads up haha

>>38851155
What are you talking about lad, it's only the afternoon

>>38851000
Going out with the lads for a few drinks.

Of course I'm not. I'm staying in and trying not to drink. Currently hoping sleep will take me

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>>38851155
And we wouldn't have it any other way.

>>38851013
lad read >>>38851170

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>>38851155
Reaching levels of smug that shouldn't even be existing right now lad

fuck it
odds an easy trip to shop but get shitty lager
evens a shitty trip to supermarket but for something nice and strong

I really need to marry this girl I've never spoken to. Please don't ask why, just tell me how I can do it.

Hate this cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p69pJj4-uw

I hate this country desu drinking at a pub is too much of a norm. Wish i could just chill somewhere else.

Captcha won t work on my pc. I'm fed up

>>38851221
It's amazing the feelings you can get for people you barely even know. I think it's because we build an idealised picture of them in our brain and we don't know enough about them to shatter it

>>38851256

find an old mans pub.

>>38851256
pubs are comfy lad
also use the legacy captcha

>>38851274
a smelly old grandad's pub?

>>38851219
>something nice and strong
what you getting?

>>38851256
drinking outdoors will always be the best place to drink.

Mother 3 is a cracking game, lads. Decided to play it again.

>>38851279

exactly. at least you won't get bothered by banter lads and their shit lager.

>>38851256
Stop going to Wetherspoons and other normie pubs

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>tfw have a mancrush on Colin Firth
>tfw have a mancrush on Tom Hardy
>tfw have a mancrush on Tom Holland
>no homo
>want to be like a mixture of the three of them
>read and watch Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones, Love Actually and The King's Speech
>Watch Bronson, TDKR, and Fury Road
>Watch Spider-Man Homecoming

>mfw not as tall or handsome as them
>mfw brown skin

So what do I do? I feel like this is getting me stressed.

lost my virginity lads

>>38851155


This>>38851205

I got offered the chance to go out, I chose to stay here on /britfeel/

>>38851280
i'm getting lager lad. got to stick with the roll.
wasn't sure what strong stuff to get was going to see how I felt when I got to supermarket. still might have to go yet didn't realise the time, shop might be shut.

Fuck this I'm not X Y Z mentality. Be happy in your own skin FFS. Focus on what you got not what you not!

>>38851312
go back to where the fuck you came from??

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>>38851320
can help u look 4 it

>>38851274
>>38851278

My mates will only ever go to this shite rock pub which plays shitty metal music through shit speakers and it's full of edge masters

Generally also bored of sitting in pubs. Drinking is pointless i think if i am just sitting down talking to my mates.

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>>38851320
>lost my virginity lads
well done lad how was it?

>>38851320

did you pitch or catch?

>>38850803
don't be rude lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

is this song irelands ultimate humiliation since the potato shortage

chuckle chuckle chucklevision!

>>38851362
idk lol, cant remember much aside from a rough shag and waking somewhere outside a flat in east london

>>38851366
?

>>38851375
Barry > Paul

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>>38851358
Dont be such a crumb bum suggest a new pub you normie at lleast you have friends.

>>38851256
go get yourself a coffee at a late night starbucks instead

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>>38851135
Pales in comparison.
How will rachelets ever recover

test to see if legacy captcha works. sorry that this is not a proper post

>>38851400
Did you get shagged up the arse or did you do the shagging?

>>38851374
FUCKING PLASTIC CUUUUUUUNT!!!!!

>>38851422
im not a fag if thats what you are asking

FANCEEEEE
GERMAN
CAAAAARRRRRR

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>>38851413
Based Sophieposter
why is she blonde though lad [/spoiler

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>Im ready to settle down anon kun

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>>38851413
btfo'd here is pic of your (waifu) before he changed

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>tfw the most liberal, militantly feminist slut I've ever met is the most (facially) attractive girl I've ever met

>>38851460
>>38851413
the real question is why is her head so big

>>38851460
it's her natural hair colour, I kind of prefer it tbqh
>>38851477
shame on you for telling lies in this holy general
>>38851482
aw that's sad lad

>>38851482
Yikes, get out more mate and dont let her infect you

>>38851463
please don't post this degenerate shit

>>38851463
blonde girl has a fucking dick

Couldn't an 18+ girl be underage if the number being added to 18 was negative?

>>38851490
you get more head with big head mode

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>>38851463
>the dick
orangina

went for tea and then washed up and just came back, not surprised to see that the anon i was talking to about /leftypol/ got triggered and chimped out while i was talking to him calmly and eloquently trying to find a common ground with him.

>>38851516
I shouldn't have enjoyed this lads

>>38851523
give me a quick run down of the convo if you dont mind. im too busy studying to read it all. thank you.

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>>38851490
Doesn't seem that big to me but maybe I'm blind
>>38851494
Hmmmm
I personally like her with darker shades and her hair doesn't seem very thick their either
not that she's not great or anything haha
pls no bully

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>>38851196
Everything ok lad? You seem a bit down

>>38851508
fuck off p*ki scum

yesss. this legacy captcha is fuckin amazing. my shit posting power has increased ten fold.

>>38851482
whats up with her body anon?

>>38851539
it doesnt in that photo but in GoT she has a wide head
so do i so dm lad

>>38851523
This happened to me the other day as well, some leftypol cunt sperged out when I asked him one question. I'm sure if it's a /pol/ falseflagger since it's so over the top.

>>38851549
are you that new that you haven't seen it before

>>38851547
>racist
>in britfeel
yeah, nah, we don't appreciate that here. Leave.

>>38851539
you would be dead if not for the love and respect that my waifu preaches
she would look qt with jet black hari tbqh
>>38851557
wide head master race, headlets out

>98.6% Of British Men have had sex by the time they are 23.

Why are you still a virgin anon?

>>38851603
does fucking a girl (male) count?

>>38851592
Shouldn't you be in /fit/ Mr.bro

>>38851603
because I am mentally ill and ugly mainly lad

>>38851554
I just meant I'm not attracted to her personality. Her body is pretty good too.

>>38851557
I mean I guess but I don't notice / it doesn't bother me desu.
>>38851549
Pls don't be devilish on this general lad haha
comfyposts only
>>38851594
when she went really gothic travelling around with Mr. Creepy GCHQ she was pretty qt and regal as hell t b h

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>>38851603
I'm fat, boring, unemployed, a manlet and I leave the house around 1-2 times a week on average.

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>>38850895
I am feeling okay thanks lad. Hope you're doing okay too. Just got back from a walk so quite tired. As for the weekend I am slaving tomorrow. Not sure about Sunday yet

I would suck literally any dick in /britfeel/

>>38851226
Also hate that fat unfunny cunt.

How loose are foreign birds lads? Got a new job and I will be working with this fit girl who i started talking to. She cant speak English too well tho

>>38851463
>pulls down skirt
>floppy dick is longer than it anyway

>>38851591
i did not know you could change it. i have been using 4chan for a few years now.

>>38851641
Wanna prove that, lad? Would cuddle you afterwards too tbqh

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>oneitis stood me up

>>38851631
thats a bummer, best to let it be. i got involved with a hot feminist once, it was a nightmare.

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>>38851641
suck mine it's 8.6 inches

>>38851649
it was the original captcha before the current one years ago
be honest lad, you are new aren't you

>>38851463
Why do such broad, tall men try to become women? It's gross.

>>38851640
I want to bum you mate.

>>38851682
>>38851648
>>38851521
>>38851509
im pretty sure that is a loose vag

>>38851651
I'll absolutely prove it lad now where are you

>>38851666
Fine lad I said any

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>>38851603
Ugly, people find me boring or annoying when they get to know me and I'm actually fairly picky with my women which makes it a tad hard desu
>mfw
>>38851640
Sounds good :) I'm doing okay tonight, I'd say neutral feels honestly.
Good luck at work tomorrow though, how busy is Greggs? I've worked very busy service jobs in London and they have you on your feet constantly all 8-12 hours of the shift, very hard work and at the end I feel like I wanted to die haha.
Hoping for a comfy sunday though lad
>>38851656
Don't worry about it lad, she/he isn't the be all and end all of it and theres plenty more out there just as good if not better than her for you

>>38851694
Well... she's still tall and broad. And it's still gross.

>>38851674
>be honest lad, you are new aren't you

im being 100% honest. i have never bothered looking at the setting before

>>38851533
>>38849736 (me)
>>38849917 (him)
>>38850077 (me)
>>38850184 (him)
>>38850485 (me)
>>38850671 (his chimp out)
notice how i am responding calmly and civilly while he is evidently fuming directly out of his nose
>>38851583
except i'm the /leftypol/ poster and he chimped out instead. sorry for encroaching on your safe space

How many calories in a chicken tikka masala and rice, lads?

>>38851700
where u at
u masc or fem

>>38851731

about 1100-1300, from a takeaway

>>38851651
Why are so many fucking fags on 4chen.

>>38851700
North West

You?

>>38851765
south cumbria? (not him btw)

>>38851714
this is why i never argue with /pol/. i have done it in the past and it is was a mistake. in fact, i pretty much never talk about politics anymore on 4chan. i cba

>ebin updated his blog

Best britfeel gimmick by far

>>38851754
/britfeel/ has an usually high number of queers, or at least vocal queers, because everyone is lonely and located in the same country.

>tfw settling in for the night with the South Park movie and some sainsburys doritos
comfy

>>38851714
Thats what you caling sperging out seems he just hates leftypol just has much has /pol/.

>>38851748
>about 1100-1300, from a takeaway
t-this is a joke, right?

fucking hell, now i've gone and done it

>>38851714
Ah sorry for assuming lad, nvm. This site is hardly a safe space when there's no barrier to post here though.

>>38851772
T-then why did you reply? Want a BF lad?

>>38851748
Cheers, lad.

currybl0x

>>38851734
Bath
Not much of either

>>38851765
Bastard come down here

>Ebin leaves
>Britfeel turns into a gay hookup thread

everytime

Should gays be rounded into concentration camps ladS?

>>38851822
Long way for a booty call, lad.

>>38851690
T-thanks~

>>38851703
Gregg's can get very busy on Saturday, especially around lunch time. Can feel overwhelming at times! What kind of job do you have now? And I hope we both have a comfy Sunday!

>>38851832
since when did he leave again?

i like it better when ebin is here

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>>38851714
/pol/ anyone can post on any politcal stuff
/leftypol/ a literal safe space where dissent gets you banned.

>>38851832
>Ebin leaves
>shitposting stops
Pick your poison I guess

>>38851839
Nah mate

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38851832
Isn't Ebin a practising homosexual too? What are the other gays doing when he's here?

>>38851872
T FAG

origoanalo

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Not any quares hiding in this thread are there lads?

>>38851839

Just go out on the pull like everyone else you tart.

>>38851839
Only so they can concentrate on muh dick lmao

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>>38851822
spish splash nowhere near bath

Someone give me a number from 1 to 8 i need to post from a list of random webms i have saved, not sure what the yare

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>>38851851
I can imagine honestly, but I guess on weekends that IS when the service jobs really come under it haha, we found that around 1:30pm lots of people would be coming out from church on a Sunday so it would be all hands on deck even moreso for the next 2 hours.
No job at the moment though, I handed in my resignation because even if I don't get to uni I'll probably start looking for a job in my field come September haha.

>>38851850
I'll take part in every same fetish you have since I don't give a shit any more

>>38851832
I'll fuck ebin too and all
No exceptions

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How many of you lad's parents split up? Just wondering. Mine did.

Why has there never been one attractive, passable trap/shemale?
>Doesn't need to be photoshopped to pass
>Doesn't have a man voice
Really makes you think, trap-loving gay boys. :^)

>>38851924
Gimme your email Iad

>>38851925

Mine did when I was 13.

>>38851940

Kalindra-chan

>>38851920
>Someone give me a number from 1 to 8
3

>>38851912
>>38851910
>>/g/aschambers

>>

fucking orignalo

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>>38851851
>>38851923
Also I read on your blog you're deferring to uni what does that fully mean? Are you just going to go in 2018 or?

>>38851895
Dunno I wouldn't consider myself a fag since I'm more interested in getting a gf, boipussy is just easier when you need a quick shag desu.

>>38851925
>How many of you lad's parents split up?
Yep. Only a few months old.

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>>38851925
mine did
but didnt get divorced mummy is catholic.

>>38851940
>who is Tildeanon

>>38851925
Mine split but ended up getting back together luckily.

>>38851925
mine split up when i was 3, then they both remarried, now my mum is about to get a divorce again

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>>38851955
genuinely have no idea what this will be

>>38851956

Oh be nice!
You'll get more action.

>>38851972
You're the man of the house now, baby-chan.

>>38851940
what about blaire white?

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>>38851920
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oregano oregano pls don't muterano me

>>38851925
Mine did when I was 10. Didn't even cry though haha, was pretty funny actually haha

>>38851979
Ewww it's gross

>>38851925
Mine did. Mum cheated on my dad. My sister's a cheater too. I hate women.

>>38851952
>>38851967
>>38851972
>>38851975
>>38851976
Do you guys think that them splitting up helped make you become a robot? I do.

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>>38851995
orignelo7

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>>38851923
Have you got into contact with any unis? Foundation years might be an option for you lad. Hope it goes the way you want

>>38851957
Yep, 2018 hopefully

>>38851925
Mine were on and off for years. I remember I stopped caring when my dad left because I knew he would be back sooner or later

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>>38851714
He is right about leftypol it's a actual safe space with shit memes and shit bants.

>>38852010
Yeah I'm sure. I also had a step-dad I didnt like and they got divorced as well.

>>38851994
why does she have the nipples of a tribal african woman?

>>38851708
my point is that if you weren't around when that was the captcha everyone had (before it got changed to the current one) you are new

>>38852010
I don't think so.
Infact when they were apart we moved away and I was super outgoing

I spent pretty much all day working on a project, I saved it like 16 times before my laptop crashed like it always does. When it turned back on my save was corrupted, tried everything but nothing worked. 11 hours of work gone just like that..
This week has been horrible, every week is, but this one just felt so much worse.

>>38850739
>proper fit birds
>anywhere near that shithole

kek

daily reminder that only people with learning difficulties are robots. you're a fallen normie if you have no learning difficulties but you're considered a weirdo.

>>38851945
Don't think I won't fucking do it
[email protected]

Is it true its easy as fuck to get housing up north

>>38852024

>post modern neo marxists need their own safespace because their arguments have been destroyed for the last 100 years

really activates the ol' almonds.

>>38852010
probably, but to be honest, i'm just really inept at life

i might have turned out a bit better if i had my dad around to force me to do shit instead of an over-protective mum though

>>38851990
nah still a little boy mummy makes me din dins and gets me happy meals still
>>38852010
yes look up^

>learning disabilities

not a thing

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>>38852054
true but muh /pol/ amiright bucko's

>>38852090
Like anxiety?
t.ebin

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Accept Chinese cultural influence

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>sniff my underwear after a day
>dick becomes diamonds
I want off this ride

>>38851994
Lack of wanking has made those nipples strangely attractive

>tfw I look in the mirror and think I'm proper good-looking, like 8 or 9 out of 10, but people call me ugly pretty frequently and I've been rejected over 10 times and have never had a girlfriend, kissed a girl or had sex
Am I just unlucky, or is something else? Is it the whole "feminism has made girls only go for 10/10s" thing? Or maybe it's because dumb, shallow whores don't want to date a guy with no friends, no matter how good-looking he is?

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>>38852020
Yeah, I got accepted by two and I'm just waiting for some exam results on the 17th August so we will have to see, I might have to get in through clearing :(
Goodluck in 2018 though! I think you mentioned going for a languages course, what sort of languages? :)
I personally have been getting on with strengthening my German and have been loosely looking at Japanese because it's just super interesting screw kanji though haha

>>38852020
Post your willy lad haha.

>>38852100
thats pretty gay anon man mustard is gross

>>38852035
>tfw both
cyborgs will inherit the earth after the failed beta uprising.

>>38852121
*or is it

>>38852103
I don't think they look like that because she hasn't been wanking.

>>38852121
post picture lad, were the only people who will be honest

>>38852123
>I'm just waiting for some exam results on the 17th August
I'm in the same boat. Good luck anon.

>>38852046
Um, heard of the housing crisis, sweetie?

>>38852098
Accept big anglo cock

>>38852121
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>38852163
not when they are building loads of houses for pakis up there

>>38852141
no I mean they look good to me you spanner

>>38852161
Likewise friend.
What course are you aiming for?

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>>38852137
>>tfw both

you have both learning difficulties and you're a normie?

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Alr8 guise?

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i hope you are all armed

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Lads am going to london soon thinking of detour to highgate cemetery and pee pee poo pooing on karx marx's grave going film it
dark matter anon would you webm it for me.

>>38852123
Thanks lad! Japanese is one of them and I'm thinking something European. I already speak French so something Germanic or Slavic. And yeah kanji are awful! In simplified Chinese they've made it easier but the same isn't true for Japanese

>>38852129
Y-you first

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>>38852226
Evening/Night lad
How are you and how's the NoFap going?

>>38852236
Is it bannable to link to an image of yourself?

>>38852192
Comp Sci. Suprising, i know.

>>38852233
lol do it lad, if you tell me when I'll come and film it. If you get caught I don't know you though.

>>38852226
Yeah, I'm alright. What are you going to do about it?

>he unironically finds women attractive
lol what a massive faggot

>>38852141
>>38852187
cracking me up lads, ultimate banter

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>>38852236
Sounds comfy :)
I'm not quite sure what I would pick, I don't want to say German because I'm probably a little biased, maybe Dutch or Swedish?
If you choose Danish you might not like it, I studied it for a while with my Danish friend but speaking it is a whole new level of satanic disturbance I dare not return, but Swedish is really easy going in that department
and they're both languages very similar to English in my experience

>>38851312
you have good taste in men, anon.

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>>38852258
Evenin'.
I'm doing swell. NoFap is going surprisingly well. No urges today but I popped a few stiffies, waited for them to pass.

How about you, how are you doing?

>>38852292
Take me hand, laddy. Let's not fap together.

>>38852267
no, doesnt matter anyway just change your IP if you get banned, takes 5 mins

>>38852267
W-wait! Don't actually do it anon! You absolute madman!

I'm pleased to hear about the driving Ebin. Seems like after an abysmal start, 'Comeback August' finally has some substance. Just think, half of your haters can't even drive, yet they endlessly attack you

>>38852288
Same desu, well - that or Software Engineering which I am leaning towards anyway haha.
>>38852311
I'm glad you're achieving your goals and that you're feeling good anon
I'm doing alright, just sort of chugging along and I'm quite tired.

>>38852291
22nd of august thinking of a night time poo poo raid also dunno about you anon bet your one of them leftypol cucks.

>>38852236
where did you learn to speak french, tilde

viens me voir stp

>>38852324
Does anyone know if Ebin listens to music? And what kind if so?

>>38852329
Thanks my friend. Godspeed. Get an early night if you can - it'll help you feel refreshed for the weekend ahead of you!

>>38852406
Nah I'm not a leftypol cuck, I'm the faggot who created /r/the_farage lmao. Quit as a mod though but my name is still there as creator.

>>38852318
If it means you post yours I will. No backsies.

>>38852409
>Does anyone know if Ebin listens to music? And what kind if so?

He does indeed listen to music, a lot of 80s, this being a sample

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2aMaMkDwTA

>>38852017

Is he going to sign on?

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>>38852409
My body probably won't allow me to sleep until at least 1am so I'm in no rush haha
>pic related

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>>38850739
surprise surprise 89

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>>38852311
*bats your hand away*

Don't be gay. B-but I wouldn't mind not fapping together...

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>>38852419
think ill just do it alone lad more safer also you a local wanna meet up and have a pint or 2

Friendship ended with Ebin

Now Saku best friend!

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>didnt clean my room before mummy came home

DAMAGED

>>38852462
I live like an hour north, but I have no friends so I'll do it.

>>38852409
He has a music playlist on his youtube channel. I'll have a look for it lad

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>>38852432
Groovy taste! Sounds a lot like my dad's music.

>>38852440
Sometimes if I can't get to sleep by 4am I just don't sleep cause it's not worth the short amount I'd get. Do you ever experience the same?

>>38852461
This is disgruntling.

>>38851775
i mentioned in my second post that i follow the same strategy in avoiding politics on 4chan because it is a pointless exercise. if you try, you just get bombarded with regurgitated lies and insults and never any dialogue
>>38851790
note the difference in style between me and him, he is clearly getting more and more anally arse annihilated as the conversation goes on
>>38851856
hi mate, sorry to say that you are practically wrong. as aforementioned usually any hint on 4chan that you don't subscribe to the prescribed right wing monoculture results in the same old insults and falsehoods being thrown at you, all noise, no signal. furthermore if you even bothered browsing /leftypol/ instead of relying on your assumptions and prejudices you'd see that the mods let /pol/fugees get away with a lot of shit, usually because it ends hilariously
>>38852024
/leftypol/ isn't good at memes but neither is /pol/ these days, it has to be said. the porky maymay has become as dry and tired as the ebil racist frog tbvh
>>38852054
your hypocrisy is evident in the fact that /pol/ is in effect a mass hugbox for nazis and toilet bog fart weenies; meanwhile, nazis get a lot further in /leftypol/ than a leftist ever gets in /pol/, no matter what you believe or point to, no matter whether you are so terrified of us that you believe you are under constant attack, dispelling your accusation. let me point out the difference between the pathetic left and the fun left: the pathetic, authoritarian left is focused on silencing "harmful" discourse, which is why they shut themselves into their own safe spaces and demand the deletion of other safe spaces like /pol/. the fun left believes in actually challenging and debating capitalist orthodoxy and contradictions
>>38852233
keep in mind it costs to get into highgate cemetery. uezs marx probably considered "lifestylism" and trying to escape capitalism fruitless and idiotic

>>38852408
Did it at A-level lad

J'en ai oublie la majorite et je viendrais te voir mais je ne sais pas ta situation

Need to watch films or read to maintain it haha

>>38852429
I-I can't post something like that here!

>>38852509
If I can you can. You better do it mate.

>>38852488
sure laddo where do you live i live about a hour and a half north

>>38852509
please tell ebin to not leave britfeel. i miss him so much already.

>>38852502
I end up falling asleep due to my body being fully exhausted and then I just wake up 10-13 hours later. I can do it at the moment because temp NEET life. When I needed to get up for work say at 8 I would put my alarm on for 6, have it loudly forcing me into consciousness by roughly 7, get up and dressed and rush to work which was just down the road.
Not a comfy life desu

>>38852042
Check it, laddo

>>38852509
please tell ebin to leave britfeel forever. I don't miss him at all

Who was it that killed ebin again?

Lads Im trying to figure out the ethnicity of someone. Dark skin, tan but not paki or black. Speaks with a generic European accent and is hot as fuck. Second name is tusvoak or something

>>38852509
>did it at A-level
>he thinks this means he can tell people he speaks French

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Ebin's blog is the single best piece of OC ever released onto the internet since May 23rd, 2014.

Prove me wrong

Hello brits, how do you guys feel about americans who live here? I'm having a hard time finding any friends, I try to be friendly but I get sarcastic remarks and get asked what I'm doing in the UK.
The only thing about me thats american is my accent, I'm extremely humble and thoughtful and take to self-deprecating humour like y'all.. however brits want nothing to do with me..

>>38852566
I think he means he did it through education, gathered the basics and fundamentals and then carried on studying it by himself through reading etc like most others do.

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>>38852507
you taking it serious him shit posting wew lad looks like ur feel smug when you shouldnt

>>38852562
the waifu fags. they had beef and they obviously kept spamming him with hate. ebin is just as bad. they both should have ended it a while ago

i cannot stad it lad. im in tears

>>38852580
Where you living yank lad?

>>38852540
Nothing mate
Sure you spelled it right

>>38852564

He's European by the sound of it.

>>38852580
American accent is grating as fuck mate. Just become a mute.

>>38852580
Where abouts do you live amerifriend?
Honestly most people I've seen hover around guys from the states like the sun shines through their rectum

>>38852603
kill yourself

original comment xd

>>38852580
British is about what's inside innit
Tell you what mate answer me this
How do you take your tea

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Who's laughing now, lads? Who's laughing now.
Also, buy my game

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>>38852538
Wage life is worst life.

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>>38852600
Being baited aren't I

Very /devilish/ of you

>>38852636
Surprised that didn't cause you to get muted desu lad

>>38852530
Give me your email or something I ain't saying here lmao

>>38852523
N-no!

>>38852533
>>38852543
Getting mixed messages here lads!

>>38852566
A-level French is pretty intensive. GCSE is meme tier but at A-level a lot of self study is required to keep up. I have read The Outsider in French if that's an indication of my ability

>>38852587
He said he does nothing to maintain it and forgot most of it
fucking nonce

>>38852646
N-No anon I really don't see any email

>>38852562
He caused his own downfall

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Would you kill a random person for 1000 Quid?

>>38852617

That's not a terribly friendly thing to say lad

>>38852509
oh right haha

>ta situation
moi, je suis qu'un homme seul et je veux te voler d'ebin, il est mechant et ne merite pas de belles choses

EBIN BLOGPOST

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/2017/08/04/tesco-frogger-and-neighbour/

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/2017/08/04/tesco-frogger-and-neighbour/

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/2017/08/04/tesco-frogger-and-neighbour/

>>38852589
i have nothing better to do. i'm also not smug, i apologise if it came across that way but i'm staying calm and merely responding to replies

>>38852664
[email protected]

Email me instead then!

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COME BACK EBIN. PLEASE. YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND. THIS IS DESTROYING ME.

>>38852669
do I get to pick how I do it? if yes then I'd be down as long as it is in cash

>>38852507
Le frogoster is reddit maymay noice one shill next you will be saying am T_D not even politcal and even i know at the right has far better memes take your uncomfy political bs to /pol/

>posted a comment on ebin's blog
>didn't put anything in either of the three fields
>my comment disappeared
have no clue whether it's gone through or not :/

>>38852662
French A-level is piss mate
t. French graduate with 2 years living in France

>>38852611
>>38852598

West London towards Heathrow

>>38852621

Black tea, no sugar (cause I eat it with a biscuit)

>>38852669
that's peanuts mate. i'd consider it if it was a career and 1000 bongs was the rate, but 1000 quid for just one no way. mug's game

>>38852718
Well, you seem alright to me lad, but just gotta check, what sort of biscuit?

>>38852680

Le Kek!


Origumball

>>38852662
>Getting mixed messages here lads!

tell him one of his fans is absolutely heart broken by his leave

>>38852699
i am not even going to bother trying to attack ebin alt-right le maymays xd since you're right that it's uncomfy. i'll stop now

>>38852680
D-desu you sound very nice and your comments about ebin made me laugh haha. I am not dating ebin though

>>38852705
Please don't ruin one of the few things I have going for me lad

>>38852722
>>38852695
You are told to kill a specific person you do not know him/her. 1000 Quid a pop

>>38852736
shortbread

>>38852681
this is original satire
right?

>>38852747
>I am not dating ebin though
Is it because of what he said about homosexuality and trannies? Don't hardly blame you.

Guys episode 4 of game of thrones just got leaked

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Where is Tucker? I miss them.