What is it like to lick a girls ass?
>>38848439
feelsgoodman
talking from experience
nothing like getting a hj from ur waifu while she sits on ur face and ur licking her joocy asshole
I've only licked the backside of my hanji bodypillow
I'd give it an 8/10
>>38848439
Fees good. Feels like you're a dirty dirty man.
Good as long as she's clean ofc...
It's the ultimate act of submission, the final rite of betahood.
>>38848674
Do you really see it that way?
I see it as having fun and doing a little "extra" for somebody you're already having sex with..
I'm not sure how you figure that's beta
i dunno but i bet it doesn't taste too good
It's pretty fun when you tongue around her butthole and try to wiggle your tongue into it. As long as she keeps everything clean down there
>>38848701
You're using your tongue as toilet paper. You think Chad is a shit eater?
>>38848439
would probably be good if it was clean and like op pic
my ex's butthole was purpley brown with shit all over it because she never showered properly
her pussy tasted like piss too. big titties though so was worth. she also squirted although that stuff smelled horrible. not like piss but literally worse.
>>38848674
This.
How do people respect themselves after they licked asshole? How does their partner? Modernity disgusts me
what does the reciever get out of it?....apart from a clean asshole
>>38848439
>girls
FUCK OFF STRAIGHT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38848786
Put peanut butter on your asshole and get your dog. You'll see.
>>38848786
Girls like feeling like dirty nasty hoes
>>38848439
salty yet satisfying top tier
>>38848771
by not being an insecure lil fagglet
because people who don't eat ass respect themselves so much more innit, what are you doing here?
I've only licked and tongued one girls ass. But she was really fucking hot, which made it feel less gross or something, I don't know. She was clean and had top tier pussy like in OPs pic. I mean, last three years I was with a girl, and never once did it. She was beautiful, but not hot enough.
Hottest fucking thing I've ever done, honestly.
>>38848548
Eww, look at that roast. get that shit out of here!
>>38849968
I think some of that is just her fingers
>>38849832
Yeah so get out and please die in a tragedy
Kinda musty but in a really hot way.
Sticking your tongue in and out and making it wink is real neat. So is making it gape and licking that.
I once put a KitKat in her butthole and ate it out. Big mistake, but wound up okay in the end.
>>38850159
Why should he? He's engaging in sex and experiencing life while you sit in your NEET cave and blame women for all your problems and lack of trying.
>>38848763
chad definitely eats shit and doesnt give a fuck what others think
>>38848439
Is that hole bleached or has she never taken a shit?
>>38850248
That's why, retard....
>ex comes over after hot yoga
>explicitly tells me she kind of smells
>told her I didn't care
>making out
>starts sucking my dick
>love eating pussy but I really wasn't feeling the sweaty-ness
>I guess she could tell I didn't like it
>the dick sucking becomes great
>get so turned on I eat her ass
>she didn't like that so she said I could only do it after a shower
>>38848836
>Put peanut butter on your asshole and get your dog. You'll see.
welp, i know what my weekend plans are.
>>38849690
>salty yet satisfying top tier
how is it anything? if it's cleaned, it's just cleaned skin-- soap or whatever. dicks have musk from pubes and they ejaculate scented fluids, so that makes sense.
>>38849832
>I've only licked and tongued one girls ass. But she was really fucking hot, which made it feel less gross or something, I don't know. She was clean and had top tier pussy like in OPs pic. I mean, last three years I was with a girl, and never once did it. She was beautiful, but not hot enough.
how did it go down? she ask?
>my now ex tells me she's a freak
>lick her asshole once
>jumps in shock
>"freak"
>>38850951
Not him but the first time I ate my gf out I flipped her over and started eating her ass without asking, and put my tongue as deep as it would go. Good shit
>>38850998
>eating asshole
>good shit
i fucking keked
thanks anon
>>38849832
>I've only licked and tongued one girls ass.
Same here. Never thought about doing that with anyone else, but this one girl in particular, couldn't help it.
done it to my current gf
not gonna lie, it was hot, but even tho she is clean and shaven, i live in fear of tasting her shit so its not like i'm gonna do it regularly
>>38850998
Wrong picture, Drumpf fucks his daughter and loves her piss. Unless...
>>38850389
>waaahh this board is supposd to belong 2 my sekrit virgin klub!
Fuck off back to Wizardchan.
>>38848439
Feels really satisfying to do if she genuinely enjoys it and gives dirty talk during it. It's boring if she doesn't like it, she'll just awkwardly lie there with tense muscles, not saying anything until she gets uncomfortable tells you to stop.
>>38848439
It feels really good, reaaallyy good. You have no idea.
>>38850951
She was on the bed, on her hands and knees, with just her feet over the edge of the bed. She was still whimpering from the spanking I had just given her, but her ass was just... right there, I mean, it could not possibly look more inviting. So initially I figured I'd eat out her pussy, but with her body being so fucking hot, and everything just in full view, I went for it like a starved man and did not discriminate between pussy and ass. It's this moment where you're so incredibly horny, that nothing matters anymore.
Didn't taste like anything. Hot girls are always clean, I suspect.
Fuck, I need to find me a hot slutty girl again.
>>38852404
Its better still anon - she made sure her asshole was totally clean just for you
>>38848439
The musky taste will drive you wild and make you want to fuck her even harder
>>38852640
>the musky taste
does that include fresh sweat too? or just the asshole skin itself/
Any one here ever gape an anus?
I have below average girth so I was super happy with myself when I finally unlocked that achievement
>>38849724
Self respect and virginity are not mutually exclusive.
>>38853088
I don't even understand how that happens/works
Does she even enjoy getting gaped
>think licking pussy is gross
>think licking asshole is fine
is it weird of me to think this
>>38853126
I guess if something stays in their anus long enough it gapes, but if I fuck her really fast for like 30 seconds it'll stay open.
I don't think she notices other than the usual pain from rapid buttfucking. I've made her reach her hand back so she could feel it and she was shocked. It really is a feast for the eyes.
>>38853237
I think this too. Blood and pee come from there. And it smells weird and there's a lot more going on with nerve endings and area coverage. And it's tiring, I once licked my gf's clit for 40 minutes until she came (she's on antidepressants and birth control so it wasn't really my fault)
>>38853272
>shocked
a good shocked or a bad shocked?
does she want to be gaped again?
>>38853315
Maybe mildly bad shocked or just surprised, but not enough to deter her or me from doing it again
>>38853389
nice
how dirty do you (and she) talk during/
>>38853409
We both stay dead silent pretty much with grunts and whatnot
Last time she was gripping the sheets because she was in pain. I think she called me daddy too.
>>38853442
>called me daddy
damn, encourage that
it is the road to more fetishesthink of the 'degenerate' fetishes/fantasies you'd want her to do with you
>>38848439
a lot worse than a boys ass because girls never fucking clean it or their vagina
>>38853559
>not wanting to take them into the shower
>not wanting to gently work down to their pussy and ass
>not seeing the shock on their face as they realize you're pleasuring and cleaning them throughly
>not enjoying seeing them with ttotally clean asses nest time
>>38850233
>Shit-Kat bar
>>38850233
>I once put a KitKat in her butthole and ate it out
>>38848439
Not as good as a girl licking your ass
>>38854241
>>38854358
It was just one finger
And she actually did have to poop it out since I bit too much off and couldn't use my fingers or teeth to pry it out because it'd go in all the way.
And a lot of the chocolate melted and it went against a lot of my instincts to lick melted chocolate out of a girls butthole but it wound up going okay. Might wind up churning butter in her asshole one of these days.
>>38848439
why would you when you could eat superior boi pucci out?
>>38854441
Absolutely beautiful post
>>38851163
drumpfy humpy two scoops