Robot Standards

>>38847225
ideal gf:
>chil
>smart
>cute (short)
>shares interests / hobby's
>have chemestry

What I'd settle for:
>not completely stupid
>she likes me (that's more stop me from hating myself for being selfish) and i tolerate her
>alive

What I think I deserve:
>the concept of deserving something from the world is stupid

>>38847225
Ideal gf
Female
Kind

Literally not deformed and not obese, shapely is fine
You would think such low standards would make it easy

Ideal gf:
>female
>clingy

>>38847225
Ideal
>kissless virgin
>never had a bf/gf/partner
>blue eyes
>shy introvert
>beautiful
>average weight
>feminine hands
>feminine personality
>average or above average intelligence
>not vocal about political or religious views

What I'd settle for
>virgin
>has had less than 3 bfs
>average looks
>neither deformed nor obese
>average intelligence

What I deserve
>nothing

Ideal gf:
>Kind
>Pairs an open mind with critical thinking
>Shares some interests with me
>Is at least okay with guns
>Is sexually compatible with me
>Is attractive, at least to me

What I would settle for:

I don't believe in "settling". I would rather stay single than be with someone who I wasn't truly happy with

What I think I deserve:

Death

Ideal GF:
>Sakurauchi Riko from Love Live!

What I would settle for:
>Who cares

What I think I deserve:
>Who cares

>>38847225
>Ideal
Smart
Good sense of humor
Willing to learn a bit about my hobbies
Some unique ones of her own that I can learn about
Caring

>what I'd settle for
Pretty much that I guess. If she's not an intelligent person I can grow with, what's the point?

>what I deserve
No one deserves anything. Entitlement is a human fabrication

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>>38847225
Are you guys so sure that trying to get a GF is worth it?

I got rejected 6+ times I asked in person, rejection only gets easier when you embrace the fact you are shit, and at that point, who would want to date you?

It's either pain or loneliness.

>Ideal gf
small boobs
has an important goal in life
not an evil

>settle for
some intelligence

>what i deserve
:(

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Ideal:
>intelligent, and has her own goals and ambitions (even if they're relatively humble)
>is a kind and caring person at heart but has a sarcastic and edgy sense of humor
>shares some of my interests and hobbies (i.e. nerd shit)
>attractive, obviously
>above average height (because I'm tall myself)
>patient, and helps me recognize when I'm spouting bullshit or acting like an idiot
>will work out with me or encourage me to work out (not necessarily fit herself)
>likes to cook

What I'll settle for:
>an overall good person
>roughly similar level of attractiveness to me
>shares some of my interests and hobbies

What I deserve:
>to be single, because I currently don't meet the standards I hold myself to and even a girl I'd "settle" for deserves a better version of me

settle for:
>average everything, somewhat cute
>not poor
>has a chad repellant like a mental illness, very Jewish looks or autism, something that I can cope with

ideal
>anything better would be way out of my league and I would just feel worse about myself

What I deserve:
>nothing, and I'm already fine with that

>>38847225

ideal gf:

>no friends at all
>hikikomori
>weeb
>gamer
>kissless virgin
>4 feet 9 inches or less
>99lbs or less
>less than 15yo
>cute voice
>violet eyes
>brown hair
>tiny boobs
>perverted
>shy
>futanari

what i'd settle for:

>kissless virgin
>less than 5 feet tall
>less than 105lbs
>hikikomori
>weeb
>have played kigdom hearts
>shy
>perverted
>tiny boobs

what i think i deserve:

>no gf

>>38847225
Ideal gf
>virgin
>likes literature
>smart
>faithful
>snarky

What I'd settle for
>just don't be 2x my weight

What I think I deserve
>death

>tfw meet many of these requirements but don't wanna reply because I'd feel like i'm intruding on something

>>38850215
Hoping for even a catfish to reply is what this thread is for. I doubt anyone would be upset about receive a (You).

>>38850215
Yeah bro, give us our (You)s.

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Ideal gf:
>someone i can be authentic around
>average looks (my only real requirement for looks would she wasn't fat really)
>doesn't need attention 24/7 and will give me space
>shares some hobbies

>What I'd settle for:
Pretty much any woman, although only as a sexfriend, i can't be fucked being in a relationship with someone i don't care about

>What I think I deserve:
Every woman in the world in my personal harem of course

>>38847225
Ideal:
>virgin
>pretty
>loyal/faithful
>not fat
>not a bitch

What I'd settle for:
>only ever had sex in monogamous relationships and has had few
>pretty
>loyal/faithful
>not fat
>not a bitch

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>>38847225
>worships me like a god
>pretty
>white
>5' 5"-5' 3"
>not fat
>part of the landed gentry

>>38850413
>doesn't need attention 24/7 and will give me space

My nigga

Ideally:
>kind, patient and nice with everyone
>sweet and affectionate to me
>timid and shy, but comfortable to talk about everything her partner
>chilling at home is better than going outside
>pale skin, skinny or slim and not tall
>faithful and monogamous. relationships are important and you don't have to rush
>younger than me (less than 24) and still unexperienced in life
>I also like the idea of a slightly broken person to help

I'd settle for:
>someone who genuinely love me for who I am. I will improve and I have my goals, but I'm far from being perfect and I don't wanna fake it
>not obese
>not disrespectful at someone because of their race, religion or sexual preference. I'm white, straight and atheist, but I wouldn't set for a complete moron

What I deserve:
>I did nothing to achieve a girlfriend, never asked out someone and I don't see myself as attractive. I'm not financially independent because I still go to school and live with my parents.
>I think I'm overall a nice person since I'm never upset and even if someone manage to make me angry I'm not mean.
>I think I don't deserve anything bad, but I did nothing to deserve a girlfriend so here I am. On my path to become a wizard.

Ideal gf
>The concept of entering a monogamous and romantic relationship with women is an illusion propagated by the bigotry of religion. Women are only to be fucked and to serve men. That is their only purpose

What I'd settle for
>A normie

What I think I deserve
>To fuck and kill all women and eventually kill myself via self-immolation

>>38850843
You're most likely morbidly obese yourself, anon.

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Ideal gf:
>Loving and understanding
>Shares interests
>Cute (short)
>Smart
>Not a slut

Would settle for:
>Is biologically female
>Not obese
>At least slightly cares about me

Ideal:
>someone who will realize i have issues understanding people and most basic emotions
>Kind
>shares some interests
>Non-violent
What i'll settle for:
>Someone who can be patient, and non-violent should the worst happen.
What i think i deserve:
No one inherently deserves anything.

ideal bf
>intelligent, intellectually honest and curious, educated or well read or both
>reliable, conscientious, responsible, trustworthy
>playful, sense of humor similar to mine
>emotional/social intelligence, good communication skills, kind
>shares my values
>high sex drive, not completely vanilla
>average body, good health, cute face, blue or grey eyes
>feels good to be around
>motivated to invest in the relationship
>LOVES ME

would settle for
>not dumb
>treats me well
>trustworthy
>enough sexual chemistry that fucking him isn't a joyless chore; puts out
>values similar enough that it's not a constant source of strife in the relationship
>has at least some characteristic that enables me to connect with him at least a little
>feels good to be around
>motivated to invest in the relationship
>LOVES ME

could reasonably expect to get
>someone abusive

>>38851030
I'm 105lbs skeleton.
That's why I don't wanna an obese girlfriend, it will be super weird.

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Ideal:
>18-25
>Loyal
>Petite/Small Shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>Caring/Affectionate (Being Clingy is fine)
>Virgin like me
>A bit subby but still willing to speak her mind
>Attractive to me even if she's not conventionally cute/attractive
>Passionate for her interests,something nerdy is cool but I don't really mind what she's into.
>Some shared interests, reading fiction, some video games and anime
>Shy, but talkative when you get to know her, and talks to me throughout the day
>either has a mental illness or is sympathetic to them because I have some.
>I don't care if she thinks she's a mess or is at a low point in her life I'm willing to be there for her and help her up
>To elaborate on earlier, I want us to help each other make it together

Bonus:
>Pale
>Green or Blue Eyes
>Dark Hair
>Thinish, like under 130

This is just my ideal, I don't think I'd ever meet a girl like this exactly but yeah. The physical characteristics aren't even that important besides not being too overweight.

The most important thing to me is loyalty. I want to give myself to a girl and I want her to give herself to me. I figure that we might give each other the love and support we need to help ourselves, we improve our lives together and can build a happy life together.

>>38851445
At least you're not morbidly obese yourself thank fucking god for that. I can't even comprehend how morbidly obese women are "attractive" because factually speaking, they are not.

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ideal gf:
>nihilistic
>chill
>into psychedelics
>decent looking

What I'd settle for:
>decent looking girl who'll gimme da fucc

What I think I deserve:
>my ideal gf

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>>38851396
>>38851473
Y'all sound like you guys are matching

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Ideal:
>cheerful
>honest, straightforward
>teaser
>between 1m75 and 1m85 (metric system ftw)
>alternative look (dyed hair, gothic clothes, you name it)
>above average intelligence
>younger than me
>not black nor fat

I'd settle:
>original in a way. Something that distinguish her from the normies, either physically or with her personnality
>not too much older than me
>not black nor fat

I don't think many people here understand what Ideal means
IDEAL GF:
>Billionaire
>Greatest cook in the world
>Most beautiful woman in the world
>has all my interests
>has all my fetishes and is happy to try all of them
>has undying love for me

What I'd settle for
>female
>not an insufferably horrible person

Ideal gf:
>I find her attractive
>She finds me attractive
>Has similar interests and opinions
>Sarcastically trashtalks me
>Doesn't get offended by me sarcastically trashtalking her
>Is okay with being used only for cummies and cuddles
>Loves me

What I'd settle for:
Anything other than ideal gf and I'll fuck it up

What I think I deserve:
Nothing

>>38851579
>female
>not an insufferably horrible person

pick one

>>38847225
ideal:
>Thin, BMI of about 19-21
>virgin
>cheery
>short
>cute
>capable of stimulating discussion about realistic space warfare
What I'd settle for:
>female (female)
>Normal bf% (ie neither fat nor skinnyfat)
>Average looking
What I deserve:
>nothing

>>38847225
I love how all of these want a girl that's a virgin as if they would give theirs to a robot. Also no male/friends is complete bullshit, you are just insecure, get help.

>>38847225
Ideal gf:
>Misaki
What I'd settle for:
>Not stupid(around average intelligence)
>Cute, she doesn't have to be a fucking supermodel
>Loves me
What I deserve:
>Torture

>>38851560
I doubt he'd want me.

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>>38851776
I'm >>38851473 Pic Related for Authenticity

Why do you think that?

>>38851776
I'd want you, i-if it's okay senpai

>>38847225
Ideal gf
>Passionate about one of my hobbies(i.e Anime or vidya)
>loves me
>virgin
>cute
>introverted and shy
>same sense of humor
>wouldn't leave me for Chad

What I'd settle for
>biological female
>at least 6/10 (since I'm like a low to high 7)
>introvert
>has had less than 4 bfs
>not fat
>not dumb
>not an sjw
>trustworthy (don't mind keeping some secrets though obviously)
>ability to get her into some nerd hobbies
>won't leave me for Chad
>loves me/will grow to love me

>>38847225
>at least cute 6/10
>loves me
>I love her
>not a bitch or slut

Ideal gf:
>chubby/THICC
>5-10 cm shorter than me
>dyed hair, but not insane (literally impossible)
>isn't obsessed with social media
>wears glasses
>has atleast one or two interests in common with me

Minimum requirements
>under 120kg
>no monobrow
>doesn't cheat

>>38851834
Your list just doesn't describe me very well. I doubt I'd be attractive to you personality-wise, probably not physically either, and our ages don't match.

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ummm guys...it's happening sooner than expected.
https://melmagazine.com/the-men-committed-to-replacing-women-with-a-i-sex-dolls-7d451b56d655

>>38852284
I think your list described me well to be honest so I think you'd like my personality but I don't know if I'd like yours. How old are you? And how are you physically? Im just curious more than anything.

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>>38852299
I give 1 to 2 decades until we'll be able to see the 1st generation of robo-wives making a groundbreaking revolution that'll drive women obsolete.

Ideal gf
>Nympho
>Chases after me
>Pretty
>Sexy
>Not too much experience

I'd settle for
>Portly but not obese
>Slim but not anorexic
>Healthy
>Pays attention to and even seeks after me

What I think I deserve
>Lonely space vixens

>>38851569
She cucked Butterfly it's so obvious

>>38852417
31, shorter than you, pretty big but not overweight, pale, blonde, blue eyed.

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>>38852719
You actually sound cute. Pale Blonde hair girls with blue eyes are pretty. The only thing that isnt compatible is the age probably. We're at different stages of our lives. I'm 25. But yeah. I think what you're looking for isn't that hard to find, I think it describes me and I aint special at all and i think its even easier to find it as a guy gets older so you should be able to find someone anon!

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>>38847225
Ideal gf:
>early 20s
>virgin
>not fat
>loyal
>has her own interests
>light colored hair
>yet kind of gothic but isn't snarky or mean-spirited
>wants lots of children
>doesn't suffer from mental illness

Would settle for:
>mid-late 20s
>never had casual sex
>not fat
>loyal
>wants kid
>doesn't suffer from mental illness

>tfw even my settling standards are too high

>>38852867
I hope you're right. I haven't met many men like that so far, and even fewer who wanted to try being in a relationship with me. And yeah, I am pretty cute ;3 just not everyone's cup of tea.
Good luck finding your partner in fuckedupness so you can help each other heal and build a life together. I really like that concept.

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Ideal gf:
>Female
>taller than me (I'm 5'8")
>Curvy to average body
>Well endowed chest
>Loves me, won't leave me
>Coddles me excessively
>Motherly

I don't want to settle and I know I'm probably not going to find my ideal so it's ok to just get it off my chest.

Ideal gf:
>cuddly
>gentle femdom
>taller than me

What I'd settle for:
>cuddly
>5'6 and up
>not obese

What I think I deserve:
>nothing

>>38853152
Lol yeah I don't want her to be too fucked up but I'm willing to be with and help someone that is fucked up if we loved each other. I'd just be there for my partner if she was.
Anyway thanks anon for the talk.