Hiding Your Power Level

>>38845254
Ummm okeeeiiiiiii there back to the padded room

>>38845304
fuck off dancelet

>>38845254
I do a lot of shit in the mirror to bro;
>pretend to have a conversation with a girl (to boost natural banter, sexy talk and flirting skills)
>do stand-up comedy (OC and other people's material)
>occasional dance sessions (sexy RnB, pop lock/break dancing, boy band style)
>scream/anger/fight mode to boost my confidence, pump me up and better aggressive projecting
>last but not least, to correct my posture/walk (basically, a reminder)

>>38845254
Im kinda the same way.

I dance in the mirror and with myself all the time and I'm pretty good. I'm under 21 in America and all the bars at my college have no dancing. Normies say they like to dance but what they mean is just sing the lyrics at a bar.

I really want to dance somewhere but none of my friends ever want to go out. I recently went to Montreal and went to a club and i couldn't dance because i was alone at the disco and felt weird.

Im glad another person has this feel.

>>38845254

wow anon, youre such an surpreme being.
but anon, why are you here then? :)

>>38845254
You nigger I'm as robot as can get, but do you want some advice? Hit the clubs, if put some moves and if you are good enough, you might score some pussy.

>>38845638
>if you are good enough
I'm the best.

>>38845254
My fucking nigger

I dance all the time. Literally for hours. Have for years.

It feels great. Absolutely zero fucks given.

You do you anon. Most people are too insecure to be able to experience the joy of dance.

>>38845638
>>38845584
Most clubs have dreadful acoustics and are often too packed to properly dance in. I also find the pop that usually gets played in clubs has a tempo which is too slow or inconsistent to dance to IME.

>>38845638
>muh pussy

Those of us who have ascended to the enjoyment of dance are above the simple pleasures of the flesh

>>38845707
I agree... pop is pretty awful to dance to most of the time and all of the college bars are too packed to dance.

I like to dance to disco 60s music and modern rap

>>38845707
>>38845638
Nigger please, my B-Boi crew would make circles around you, ya dig? We ain't no shucking and jiving magical negroes!
We'll meet you at the port at makeout bridge; Electric Boogaloo 2

>>38845776
For me personally I need something that's at least ~135 beats per minute

For "retro" stuff I'm more fond of the 90s

>Michael Jackson wasn't that good
Mmmm kekaroonie

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>>38845411
>dancelet

>>38845943
if you danced you'd know that, fucking dancelet.

>>38845254
This is now a chad thread.

>>38845584
>No dancing in the bat
Do you live in a town like the one in footloose

I insert cameras behind people's mirrors. my powerlevel is I have stolen all your best moves and the moves of all the other dancers

Is doulingo good for learning languages?

>>38847033
it's ok side tool to practice the basics or something to get you started but you won't get very far using it

>>38847065
Where to go after finishing with doulingo?

>>38847242
Memrise is very good, you can find grammar, vocabulary courses and more. You can use the website and the app.

>>38847242
>torrent books
>actually talk to native speakers

>>38845707
>>38845776
RESIDENTADVISOR MY NIGGAS

THERE, I'VE JUST CHANGED YOUR LIFE. LET THE MAGIC OF DANCE MUSIC AND THE PEOPLE THAT COME WITH IT TAKE YOU TO PLACES LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

>>38847065

I've used literally nothing except duolingo and some YT videos for learning German and I got placed into an intermediate 2 class in uni. So if you do the whole tree you can get decently far joke's on me though I can't speak it for shit

>>38845254
how is this thread titled hiding your power level when it's obvious you are a humongous faggot?

>>38847569
better keep quiet before i fuck you up the ass then

>>38846150
>Most influential and highly regarded dancer of the last 50 years wasn't that good

Cool

>>38845254
They have wifi in hospitals?

>>38845254
you got me interested,can you describe how your regular dancing session looks like?what moves etc
good post

>>38845254
Because im so fat, 250lbs, i look like a dancing bear when i dance.

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>>38847750
I'd dance with you, anon

>>38847693
you can learn his moves in a few days. they aren't that challenging.

>>38845254
how much time do you spend dancing a day?

hey OP would you pole dance with my dick, you faggot?

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>>38848739
>wants me to dance around his dick
>"faggot"
i see through you, homosexual anon

>>38848595
not that much anymore, like 30 minutes per day. it's like any skill. once you become good and the muscle memory is there, you don't need to really practice anymore, it's just exploration.

I would really like to dance, but I don't like sweat and get my hair ugly everytime. Thats why I stopped training boxe and started being a skinny fat.

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>>38845254
I know that feel without a dobut
Used to go to alot of, ilegal raves and lots of venues years ago way back in the 90s.
Used to go there and get off my face on ecstscy and have a great time with people from all across the county from all social backgrounds and walks of life and have a great time socalising with others.
the atmosphere was comfy as anything, no one was there to laugh, judge or try to look cool it was just everyone enjoying themslelves and listening to non comerical indpendant music made by people in their bedrooms.
It was just a social event off people enjoying themselves without conflict or violence.

However it wasnt until organised crime and Jamacian Yardies turned up on the scene the places decended into hostile enviroments, the music changed from happy hedonistic House music to deppresing garage and drum and base, which overtime decended into a normie phenomon of EDM music where everything has become commercialised and without skill and is a true shadow of its former Chicago house origins.

The same can be said about dance moves, everyone had original and unique ones that were funny and intresting to wathc
Now in todays scene its the "normiejive" where everyone bounces with a shaking hand in the air.
Put it this way when i turn up to the club i have circles forming round me with people chanting and claping for just for my awesome and insane dance moves!

>>38845254
I enjoy ballrom e youkoso too OP, but making up your own backstory is a little autistic.

>>38850500
Only for me to turn up witb my awesome and insane dance move of
>the train
>the sprinkler
>big fish little fish carboard box
>the jack
>the goosestep
>the robot
>russian dancing
>the slippping
Put it this way when i turn up to a club full and infested of normies they form a circle around me and start clapping, chanting and screaming for my unorthodox dance moves