/britfeel/

Anyone else a bit suspicious about how mild the summer's been so far? Apart from like one weak of stupidly hot temperatures, it's actually been pretty alright so far.

>>38843876

Yeah but... Rain.

ah yes I remember when I used to do crossdressing
was great for wanking
had to stop though because I was getting fat and couldn't fit in the clothes again

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Hello *taps mic* is this thing on?

>>38843911
There'll probably end up being a heatwave in the middle of October or something

>>38843940

no mate, can't hear you!

who ever is reading this, i want you to know that you can get through whatever you're struggling with and to keep thinking positive. i hope you have a beautiful day.

Dubs decides tilde's girl name

>>38843973
Tiddles

>>38843973
Susan

Hehe

>>38843973
Shaniqua

robot pls

>>38843971
Stop being so gay lad.

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>>38843940
How's it going? You still toughing it out?

>>38843971
>i hope you have a beautiful day.

Reading this has made that a little easier lad, ta!

>>38843973
Margret

>everyone in the office says they can smell shit
>i'm the only one that can't
Wh-what did they mean by this

>>38844003
i especially hope you have a wonderful day :)

>>38843940
please forgive me I had a birthday wank this morning, it's the only wank I have had so far in August

>>38844022
That you absolutely reek mate.

>>38843973
Gertrude pls

>>38844022
when was the last time you had a shower? be honest

>>38843932
Where did you get girl clothes from? What kinds of things did you wear? Where did you hide them from other people?

Asking for a friend of course

>>38843973
Barbara

you know this is the best name

anyone else following the england Test?

>>38844022
literally one of my worst fears that this is going to happen - that I stink like shit and can't tell
I've had the situation where people say they can smell something awful but I can't smell anything and it just makes me nervous that it might be me so I start to sweat and my sweat stinks me up so I smell anyway even if I didn't before

>>38844056
Game of Thrones leaked and my world was sucked into the ingularity

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>>38843970
HELLO!?!?!?!!!!!! [ear piercing feedback]

>>38844006
Yes lad, no going back now.

>>38844034
No worries! Do whatever you want.

>>38844048
>Where did you get girl clothes from?
amazon
>What kinds of things did you wear?
lots of things, dresses, underwear, leggings, tights, latex things
>Where did you hide them from other people?
I live on my own so I could just have it in my wardrobe

>>38844069
how many days have you went with out fapping?

>>38844055
GET
Suck it up James, you're called Berbara forever.

>>38844033
All you achieve by posting this happy go-lucky stuff is making people more depressed because it reminds them that there are people who're actually happy.

>>38844036
>>38844047
Uh oh. Umm, two days ago I think. And I'm hungover right now so I probably stink of alcohol. Also I've had a few poos so maybe it's the smelly arsehole meme

Thankfully it seems like they don't suspect me. They're suspecting another colleague of mine who is infamous for doing vile shits in the bathroom

>>38844061

I remember one time I got on the bus to go into town and I overheard 2 girls sat behind me quietly say "I can smell mushy peas"

I'd had mushy peas the day before for my tea and had probably farted a couple of times but I literally couldn't smell anything.

>>38844086
This,
I hate happy shiny people, nothing would make me happier than to watch them die a slow painful death.

>>38844083
I think the last time I masturbated was Saturday on Sunday, nearly a week!

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>>38843971
No I can't. It's all fucked.

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>>38844098
>the smelly arsehole meme

>>38844080
Is there a way to hide your order history on amazon? Just in case someone sees it one day and sees I bought a load of female clothes

I live alone too but family and stuff comes round every now and then, and my mum is nosy as fuck.

You know what though? I might treat myself to a cute skirt and some panties tonight. Cheers lad

>>38844109

Relax Francis...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

>>38844141
>Is there a way to hide your order history on amazon? Just in case someone sees it one day and sees I bought a load of female clothes
yeah you can delete that stuff easily iirc

>>38844086
>>38844116
remember that you're both beautiful people and you can over come your suffering with enough hard work and positive thinking.

>>38844141
Same

Gonna buy about 100 quid worth of clothes tonight

>>38844168
harambe in a dress

>>38843932
oh man, you've just reminded me
I might fit into that size 10 dress I bought in february, thanks for reminding me fampai

>>38844168
I was told you were in prison

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tilde vs other girls

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>>38844167
Thanks lad, not suffering too much at the moment.

>>38844175
Oh shit that's a point, how do I know what size clothes to get? Since women's sizing system is retarded

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>tfw will never experience love blooming on the battlefield

worked really hard on this desu

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>>38844183
those pancakes are rank
the meat was okay, but not with pancakes and syrup

>>38844192
>Since women's sizing system is retarded

well that or designed for women, yes.

>>38844168
you shouldn't be spending all of your slavery tokens on clothes either way

>>38844183
ham and eggo above

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>>38844183
damn it lad, warn me before you crack me up like that

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Did I just walk into Poleaboo's uni toilets by accident lads?

>>38844183
her name is Barbara. please remember and dont make this mistake again. thank you. have a nice day.

>>38844203
I used this guide but it seems way off
asos.com/women/dresses-size-guide/?szgid=1&r=2

>>38844199

They look hideously thick and doughy

>>38844167
Positive thinking won't stop me from being ugly you fucking melt.

>>38844229
I prefer my pancakes to be doughy, floury and thicc, but these just had no flavour at all

>>38844196
Shouldn't have bothered really mate.

>>38844232
thinking positive will help you see things from a different perspective. have a nice day lovely :)

>409 squid tax rebate

holy fuck lads
Getting that Friday feeling

>>38844203
>well that or designed for women, yes.
Yeah same thing then

AM I THE ONLY GUY HERE THAT DOESN'T WEAR A FUCKING DRESS
giv boipuccci pls

>>38844253
Oh cool. Now I'm so happy that I see other people with gfs/bfs while I sit here a lonely ugly cunt. Such a significant upgrade.

>>38844276
yeah can't afford one

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>best friend got out of the psych ward for suicidal depression a week ago
>been on antidepressants this week
>has a party on saturday
>he wants to drink and smoke weed but I feel like that's a bad thing to do while on antidepressants
>I can't make it to the party so I told one of his close friends that's going that I was worried about this, asked her to look out for him
>he called me today after he went to the psych, said he was diagnosed with OCD
>I told him that I told his friend about looking out for him
>he got annoyed and actually said 'fuck you', then defended saying that
>said it wasn't my job to look after him
>said that friend usually mummies him anyway but now she'll be worse
>apparently as of today he's on different meds for the OCD instead of depression so he thinks it's okay to drink
>said he wasn't angry though and asked me not to do it again

did I do the right thing?

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>>38844280
i hope you manage to overcome your attachments

this picture is especially for you

you were trying to protect your friend, it's a noble cause dude

>>38844302
>did I do the right thing?

Yeah, he just got out of the psych ward and you asked someone to look out for him. I could understand a bit if she didn't know about any of it to begin with, but it doesn't sound like that he's just being a bit of a dick. I wouldn't worry though he's probably just self-conscious after being diagnosed with a serious psychological disorder.

>>38844329
Good job I'm not choosing anyone then isn't it.

>>38844302
Mate you post this shit every day, no one cares

>>38844243
Dont billy our kid wojaklad m8, I'll set Tilde on you

>>38844385
who the fuck is tilde? the fuck happened to britfeel man?

>>38844385
>Tilde

you mean Barbara. please follow the correct lore here

>>38844402
susan was the first name decided by dubs dude

>>38844402
is that his tranny name or something?

>>38844302
Doubt it's okay for him to drink at least more than a couple.

He doesn't seem like an introverted type though so no idea what a depressed party goer is like.

>>38844419
literally read up the thread you dingus

>>38844412
That was trips though. Do trips override dubs? The guy only mentioned dubs so I think not

>>38844412
Barbara is better though. maybe we should have a vote

>>38843876
>Big smelly NEET willies edition
now why would you post something so lewd?

>>38844238
>I prefer my pancakes to be doughy, floury and thicc

If they're more than a couple of mm thick you can take them away!

Takes all sorts I suppose.

>>38844430
cheers lad
he'd never go by a girl name though. he said he felt really good going out in public in girls clothes but he was wearing fucking jeans and a hoodie. hes half arsing this whole tranny thing really

>>38844439
>lets have another strawpoll about another tripfag
yeah no I'm good thanks, believe it or not I don't actually care about tripfags

terry's chocolate oranges are nice

>>38844438
this

>>38844412
it was trips, it does not count.

how snug are yer jugs under that hoodie tilde

>>38844448
you might on about crepes, they're supposed to be wafer thin

>>38844444

Because mummy and teacher can't see.

>>38844439
>>38844438
>>38844412
strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622254

>see mates for the first time in a year after they come back from uni
>they talk about all of their normies exploits like the girls they've fucked, the things they've seen and done
>everyone asks how I am, can only say "ohh, same old"
>conversation moves to politics, don't agree any more with anything they say
>some of it even pisses me off but I keep my mouth shut because I know how heated they all get over anything slightly right wing
>they talk about sex, I sit there awkwardly with inexperience as the only virgin in the group (and possibly in the whole pub)
>no-one likes the same music as me
>no-one watches the same things as me
>tfw can't even relate to my own friends anymore
I'm pretty sure they only string me along at this point out of pity

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>>38844444
impressive
very nice

have a dubs man gif

>>38844344
He was actually a bit relieved after he got diagnosed, he's suspected it for a while and having a clear diagnosis like that helps him understand himself a bit more.

I saw him for the first time after he got out yesterday and did notice that he was much more irritable than usual - there were a few times where I made a small comment intended as a light hearted joke (eg 'using an SLR on auto mode is lazy') and he'd go off a little bit - I tried to deflate things as much as possible whenever it happened, and every time I asked and he said he wasn't upset. I looked up his antidepressant and it does say that irritability is a side effect. I'm definitely not taking any of it personally, it's just kind of sad for me each time I make him feel like that

This other friend does know everything that's going on with him which is why I went to her. She thanked me for telling her too, at some point she'll talk to him about it herself so hopefully he takes it okay

>>38844422
He goes in and out of intro/extro phases, sometimes he prefers being alone and talking 1-on-1 but he does also like parties and social shit

>>38844471

Only variety of pancake I'd even consider opening my mouth for. Stodgy food I can well do without.

I'm skint until next week but I have about 20bongs worth of bitcoin I forgot I had
how can I use it to feed myself?

VOTE FAMILY
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622254

Pancakes are meant to be fluffy and thick.

Crepes are meant to be thin.

Anything else is purely personal preference, although if you prefer thin gross crepes to delicious, fluffy, thick pancakes drizzled in pure maple syrup then you're a fucking nonce and need to be killed by the state tbqh.

>>38843876
exam results in Scotland on Tuesday lads, buckle up. Pretty comfy watching leaked episode of game of thrones and smoking fags out of the window. Wonder when mummy is coming home

>people are actually voting for susan

do you lads have no sense of humor?

>>38844464
>it was trips, it does not count
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

look at the poll lad, you lost, get over it

a cake isn't a cake unless it's fluffy and thicc

>>38844537

I have the same rule about my girlfriends.

>>38844530
This vote isn't even legitimate, it was whoever gets dubs first and dubs got Barbara

>>38844481
maybe if you weren't such a virgin loser you could see their point of view.

They invite you out and your reaction is to moan at their politics and the fact their living their life.

chill out and get your dick wet

>>38844358
choo-choo choose me

>>38844518
Nah, that just sounds like some sort of gross lard sponge.

You can have mine.

>>38844531
the poll isnt even legit laddy. its too late. barbara for dubs first. trips is not dubs.

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>>38844566

not that anon so dont get sad

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Good afternoon anons!
How are we all feeling?
I personally woke up with a good nights rest!
Going to play some vidya and tidy up the place today methinks.
How about you guys?
post waifus

>>38844561
Can you read? They're the ones that moan

I'm trying so hard right now to not take this obvious bait

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>>38844594
not bad tbqh lad, though this morning was unproductive. phoned to book my appontemtn for anxiety and dep on monday, I have to have a 40 minute phone consulation apparently.
Happy that we have decided that ebin is indeed a flying squirrel

>>38844594

Feel fine, remnants of a mild hangover. playing through the Mass Effect games for nostalgia, currently mid way through two.

Might go out later if I can find any decent bands to watch. Wife has gone for lunch on her own which means I have to make mine... I might be "healthy" and skip a meal.

>>38844638
It was you whining that Tilde only wants Chad, wasn't it?

>>38844651
>lunch
>2pm

absolute degenerate, i bet your wife is stinky

>>38844638
That's great, goodluck on Monday friend :)
The phone consultation doesn't sound very comfy in my opinion but whatever haha
"/Britfeels/ very own flying squirrel"
>>38844651
Goodluck with the hangover, I usually suffer with mine and don't peak up until about 6 - 8 hours later. Never played Mass Effect though! Hope you enjoy it once more.
Don't skip a meal anyways, just keep it proportional, maybe a yoghurt and a banana or something.
Have a nice day friend

>>38844695

She certainly can be at times. Tends to eat on the continental model, lunch from 12-2.

i have heard pouring alcohol into your poop shoot makes you exceptionally drunk, any truth to this?

>>38844713
I have heard similair. I think it must be to do with it entering the bloostream whilst being less filtered, but I could never really into biology

>>38844713
probably
the rectum has lots of vessels close to the surface that absorb substances very rapidly
It's common to 'plug' things like speed and ketamine to get a quicker kick

not sure about alcohol though, I imagine it stings like a bitch, but if it doesn't immediately kill you then it should get your drunk off your arse

>>38844713
yes, the intestines are much better and faster at absorbing stuff than your stomach lining

BREAKING: TILDE (AKA BARBARA) FOUND IN THE WILD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHPLsydUVw

>>38844747
kek

bigly

>>38844731
>>38844732
>>38844745
cool, im gonna see if i can work out how to do a shot with my arse and ill report back lads

>alphabay got raided
>dream market is a honeypot
fuck sake lads

>>38844594
I'm alright, had a nice sleep, got up, washed, got dressed and had a very naughty wank. Well, not so much a wank just masturbation, kinda hard when you're in a cage. Still, gave myself butt tingles.

>>38844747
zoz

grandly

>>38844763
I strongly suggest you choose a non-carbonated beverage, and for the love of god dilute it

>>38844777
truly god loves you anon
those are even more clearly divine tripe as well because trannies are ungodly and you're laughing at them
keep up the good work

>>38844530
i only suggested susan because it's the archetypal hon name

but then again, barbara isn't much better

Should I watch Fargo or NCFOM?

>>38844566
Only if you s-s-s-suck my cock. And cuddle while we watch animu after.

>>38844803
Sounds perfect, tbqhwy

>>38844795
>barbara isn't much better

its funny because its the name of an old women. i personally thought Margret was better but kek had other plans

>>38843973
think she said her female name would actually be "Tilde"

also she says its pronounced "tilled" not "Til-De" or "Til-Da"

>>38844837
Aven't heard from him for a while. Do you think he off'd himself after seeing the poll?

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>>38844775
Sounds great, a nice sleep and a wash always makes my morning mood lift.
The rest is uhm
well, if it works for you anon then good on you

What do the faggots ITT do with their bf? Like on an average day, just explain it to me.

>>38844865
>tilled
Because '''she''' will be spending her life infront of one?

Pain batard and a whack of really salty cheddar it shall be.

>>38844877
Same things straight people do with their gf, except there's multiple cocks involved instead

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I purchased some eye shadow from a shop. Took me about 20 minutes to mentally prepare for it. Just shut off desu. My Rubik's cube arrived too. May go for a walk later wearing make up.

What're your plans for today?

>>38843973
"Tilde" is the WIP name and might be final if I can't think of something else. I've become quite fond of it desu

>>38843971
Y-you too anon! Optimistic posts like this really brighten my day~

>>38844461
Makes me want one desu. I wish there were more variations of them too. They're so nice

>>38844512
Delete this! Though I prefer Susan out of the two. But neither are nice IMO

>>38844594
Afternoon lad! Feeling decent desu. Good luck with cleaning. What vidya you going to play?

>>38844887
I-I'm going back to uni anon! H-haha

What porn you into at the minute, lads? Been on a real kick for older women, nice thicc mature bodies fucking younger guys.

Might set my age range on tinder and see if I can get some maturepucci.

oh fucking great amazon prime has stopped delivering on weekends, what a fucking joke

>>38844936
audio, it's a huge turn on for me.

>>38844936
I've been into yaoi rape porn for the past 5+ years now

Every couple of days there's some hot new doujin on exhentai to get my cock around.

Bonus points if it's full color, and it's some school student being mind broken.

>>38844953

That reminds me, I need to cancel Prime....

>>38844964
I'd cancel mine if I didn't use amazon video

>>38844835
It's settled then. I'll just have tow ear a brown paper bag to hide my hideous face.

>>38844963
mind brake is the worst shit
if they enjoy it then what is the fucking point

>>38844919
Showuzz ya face. Wanna see if you're cute and pass or if you're just another laughable man in a dress.

>>38844978

Just went to do it and I've still 28 days left, will leave it until nearer.

>>38844954
Good taste tbqh, I used to have some primo audio stuff.

Lads I've got this vid that makes me cum buckets, it's 'virtual sex', made specifically for people with a mummy fetish.
The mummy bits don't really do anything for me, I just like it when she says things like 'kiss me', 'swirl your tongue in my mouth' etc. Really into kissing, should I be worried that I'm wanking to mummy porn?

>>38844936
Same as always: hard femdom, feminisation, chastity, cuckoldry and the other associated kinks.
Been into this shit ever since I discovered wanking as a young lad.

>>38845001
That's the thing. If it's mind break, there's a point where they won't like it, and that's the part I get my rocks off to

I get bored when they do like it

>>38845015
I really hope you never have children

>>38844990
Got a paper bag for me too? Might need to cut holes in it though. Wanna email me?

[email protected]

Yes, that's a real e-mail address.

>>38845041
he's clearly a homosexual, he won't procreate anyway

>>38845041
meh, we've been thinking about it but for now you'll be pleased to hear that we are putting it off for the time being
although I think it would be hot as fuck to be dommed by her when she's pregnant

business idea: /britfeel/ meetup but everyone wears a bag on their heads

>>38845015
Have you actually done the cuckoldry bit?

I could deal with the rest, but I think I might want to murder her if she fucked someone else

>>38845066
mate this was so transparent just stop

>>38845031
i just stay away from it altogether desu, just puts me off knowing they dont end up wanting to kill themselves
im more of a guro man myself

>>38845072
this could actually be amazing

>>38845056
Not really mate. I'm far too paranoid to go about talking to people 1-on-1 outside of 4chan. I'm happy sticking to the fantasies.

>>38845076
Yeah, and if that's how you feel then don't do it lmao
>>38845078
;)

>>38844936
those nampa JAVs where the pick up people from the street. At least its not homosexual

if britfeel all met up with weapons and masks we would have the collective power to take over a small town for a brief period, we would go down in history

>>38845089
Paranoid about what exactly?

>>38845086
Got any links to ones where they want to kill themselves at the end? I haven't come across many of those

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>>38845089
this, don't do it.

Its untold stress, everyone has ulterior motives you have to figure out for yourself

>>38845096
PENSIONER ON TWINK
PENSIONER ON TWINK
PENSIONER ON TWINK
PENSIONER ON TWINK
PENSIONER ON TWINK

>>38845099
dubs decrees actual beta uprsing.

>shes not answering me again

ah yes

>>38845118
haven't indulged in that content for a couple of weeks

>>38845101
Not too sure. I just don't trust people on the internet.

Serious question, why do you all give attention to little freaks like Ebin.

Could we actually go to poleaboo's court hearing?

>>38845099

A small corner of an amusement arcade until the change bloke spotted us. We might go down in the accidents & occurrences book if it was a quiet day.

This is the reality, but you can tell it the way you did online.

>>38845112
theres that one by shindol, emergence i think its called
it actually has mindbreak but goes full circle eventually and its top tier stuff

>>38845145
A LOT of it is just Ebin and Tilde samefagging.

>>38845145
I think they gradually slipped into an unspoken pact where they reply to each other a lot without their trips on.

I personally don't mind Ebin though.

why do (You) give a (Shit) (Mate)

>>38845145
I don't
I try to ignore trips
just a bunch of autism really

>>38844919
tilde has your benis or sex drive changed since you've been on titty skittles?

>>38845145
most of the replies are tilde without his trip to be fair

>>38845142
I trust them more than people in real life. Can just block them and walk away

thinking about carrying a knife lads
as long as its a folding knife with a blade less than 3 inches its legal, right?

Just got back from a two hour walk through the woods lads, my thighs are now throbbing haha

is it ok to go to the cinema alone?
I want to go and see baby driver
but I have no gf and no friends to go with
can I go alone?

I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

Daniel.

>>38845004
Shan't be doing this. Ebin said I would have more orbiters if I did post the picture I sent him though desu

>>38845235
I cannot masturbate anymore though I may try and force it. I would say I have a bigger sex drive. I don't like it actually because it occupies a lot of my thoughts

>>38845258
you're not aloud to carry around a knife unless you have a good reason for it. self defense laws in this country are fucked.

>>38845239
Yea but if they get your personal info or you send them pics they can proper blackmail you. ALso people from r9k/4chan are more likely to be mentally fucked and stalkery

>>38845288
>he ruined his dick so much with hormones he can't even get hard any more
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38845288
>I cannot masturbate anymore though I may try and force it.

how come? do you not hard hard or find it too hard to cum? im quite curious lad.

>>38845283
Normies might think you're weird but who gives a shit. Go enjoy Baby Driver lad

>>38845258

Needs also to be non locking.

>>38845284
The pasta is certified Itallian
>>38845283
Pirate it senpai. if you must go, nobody gives a shit.
>>38845276
Hi James

>>38845305
tblockers and estrogen pills basically fuck your testicles up so you have no testosterone and no sex drive

>>38845283
Used to work in a cinema, people would come in on their own all the time and the staff would watch a film on their own loads.

No-one would bat an eye

>>38845299
Never thought about it like that.

Guess I've been lucky. No mentally fucked people yet (excluding myself, wew)

James the wobble willy, presser of the tilde key, anointed by the God kev into the name Barbara.

>>38845309
B-but my middle name isn't even James h-ha

>>38845295

You don't require "good cause" for a sub 7.6cm folder. if you use it a threatening manner or if plod suspect you're carrying with intent you'll still get lifted though.

>>38845258
it can't be a locking knife either, get something like a swiss army knife because if the old bill find a knife on you they're gonna want to know why and a multitool will be a good get out of jail free card

>>38845283
People aren't going to stare at you if that's what you mean. Cinema is a rip off imo.

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If I non ADHD person takes ADHD medication will they become super focused?

Need to study hard

>>38845288
>I would have more orbiters if I did post the picture I

Funniest shit I've heard all year

>>38844936
anal, always has been, always will be
I just find porn boring if the chick isn't getting it in the arse

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>>38845288
wouldn't mind seeing those makup / womens clothes pics though for a laugh haha

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>>38845305
T-the first one lad. The second one is fine. If I grope my breasts it happens

>>38844919
Afternoon, that sounds great :)
I've cleaned up everything minus myself in the shower which I will do in a moment desu
Not sure what vidya yet, maybe something strategy based - I want to play Nier: Automata but I need to be in an ultra comfy setting to want to play it
don't want to ruin the experience

Do you think no-fap anon is jelly? Mabye he should start wearing a dress and taking it up the desusan?
>>38845354
Study drugs are common at uni

>>38845366
agphon detected

>>38845354
They need to build up in your system before they start working, and then you'll probably get side effects if you stop taking them. Not worth it.

tilde sure is britfeel and not /soc/ eh

>>38845365
GAYYYYYY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
figgot

>>38845364
but thats where the poo is

>>38845408
>wanting pictures of a girl
>gay

>>38845366
imagine how hard you would cum if a big back willy went up your bum

>>38845391
Hehe xd anon, boobies haha. Oh no, please don't tell me lewd things or give me (you)s!

Stop giving it attention you idiots

>>38845391
Adds people from here. Flirts with people from here.

Proper normie /soc/ behaviour. Like his online-boyfriend.

>>38845413
not when you enema

>>38845284
What kind of severe autistic dysfunction would cause some crack-brained spastic to do this year after year?

Seriously, take a good look at yourself. I'd say your Aspbergers goes beyond the moderate-to-severe level and shades into true clinical autism. We are talking near-rainman levels here. Seek help.

I mean this most sincerely, and without the slightest degree of snark.

Its not funny or interesting anymore. Instead its just a sad reminder about your failed, pathetic life, that you continue to piss away, drooling on the internet in a mindless self perpetuating cycle of OCD that is reinforced by repetitious fc posts. You feel the need to share that cycle with others, which is tantamount to you sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, singing "Brown bear, brown bear" until someone forcibly medicates you and smacks your bottom.

Please, log off, and get help. This is not a healthy reaction to life. This indicates a serious problem. I'm not sure what sort of abuse you suffered, or what trauma you lived through, that drove you to this point, but, it oesn't matter. You can get help, there are places and specialists that have devoted their lives to aiding people just like you.

you can make a break from your sad, failed life, and live something approaching like a normal life. You may never be totally human, but, you can at least experience society in a context outside of a computer monitor.

>>38844358

Then what's the problem m8?

>>38845451
i once done anal with a girl and i thought it was a lot worse than shagging a nice wet fanny

>>38844183

underrated dessy

>>38845284
should start a blog daniel

>>38845458
kek

is this a genuine Daniel outburst?

>>38845466
Fair enough, I enjoy it more but that's just my personal preference.

>>38845284
i was only messing lad

>they actually bought into the tilde is a tranny nonsense
>they've started orbiting him even harder because they think this makes him a cute girl
Bravo tilde

>>38845451
isn't that a bit of a hassle though? i poo twice a day so an enema won't even cover me for a whole day.

>>38845497
>says he has tits
>is just leftover flab because he doesnt do any exercise and starves himself

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>>38845288
>>38845366
Tilde I'm going to start orbiting you. You seem like an interesting character, consider this the start.

>>38845515
/britfeel/ is officially finally dead

>>38845528

No need to come back then lad.

Off you pop! Bye!

>>38845528
It's Ebin and Tilde samefagging, always

No one else here gives a single fuck (except maybe Sophie-lad, who I hope manages to find a nice GF so he can distance himself from these cunts)

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>>38845528
Is there a way to block all tripfags and tripfag orbiters?

>>38845239
Pretty much this. >>38845299. If I add you there's no guarantee that you won't use any tidbits of personal data I share against me.

>>38845556
I haven't samefagged once tbqh, I sometimes talk in third person but I don't self promote. I've barely been mentioned in this thread aside from people complaining over nothing

>>38845504
Well, we don't buttfuck every night, most of the time it's normal sex. A few times a week is normally how often it happens. Doing an enema and cleaning in preparation is actually quicker and easier than you might think. Although we don't eat shitty fatty foods so that helps a ton.

If you want pornstar clean though then yes that involves a lot of work. You need to start the afternoon on the day before you want to do it. Don't eat dinner, take a loperamide pill, enema before bed, then don't eat breakfast, take another loperamide pill and enema once more and you're good to go. That's birthday/christmas/celebration level anal so it's pretty rare.

>>38845560
>Is there a way to block all tripfags and tripfag orbiters?

yes, its called leaving the site. duh

>>38845560
People say the 4chan X extension also have the option to filter out replies to tripfags as well as the cunts themselves.

Do wish they would leave as it's selfish of them to ruin a usually comfy thread for everyone with their attitudes.

>>38845560

Yes, go to another thread.
Cheerio!

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>>38845556
I can post my 6" asian monster dick to prove you wrong if you really want.

I don't care much for the others mentioned here but Tilde seems like a cute lass.

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Cleaned up, had a shower and everything is super comfy now lads
Feeling like a good start to the day!
Even though its 3pm, whoops

>>38845569
>you cannot tell lies on the internet

What did he mean by this

>>38845587
>>38845550
The type of smug cunts that defend tripfags, everyone

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When will BASED Tucker come back to save this thread?

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>>38843876
>"BIG" smelly NEET willies

>>38845601
>lass
You're pretty thick, mate

>>38845610
It's literally the people you're complaining about. They post without trips CONSTANTLY and make comments defending them

>>38845619
Waiting too tbqh,he won the popular vote and my heart.

>walk to the shop further away to buy beer because you don't want to be served by the same person 3 days in a row
Relateable feel right lads

>>38845633
This is why sitting by and tolerating them doesn't work
They need to be actively driven out

>>38845641
not for booze, but at uni when I was too scared to interact with my flatmates I would vary my diet only because it was aweful going into the same place day after day the drinker shame must made it even worse lad

>>38845564
>that you won't use any tidbits of personal data I share against me.

How would that even work, exactly? What possible information can you share to "use against you"

Is this projection?

>>38845622
if only you could see how special you are :)

xoxo

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>>38845602
Ayy good job mate, I'm proud of you. I always feel better after a good clean
I had a late start to the day too but will try and be productive

Post musak lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuYNidNgQic

>>38845610
Absolutely and will continue to do so. If you don't like it... Off you fuck.

Why have we let Ebin and Tilde back in anyway after both have proven to shit up these threads?

Tildes a fake cunt and ebin really should just top himself because he is beyond improvement.
Neither are welcome here to the majority of the lads here and considering a certain cunt thinks this board is full of normies, he doesn't belong here either.

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Going to tesco by myself lads, anyone want a-anything?

>lad says he's going to orbit tilde
>britfeel's resident pakis chimp out

>>38845660
My face and shit like that I guess. I think I'm just a very insecure person.

>>38845648
1 of them is literally posting as 3 waifus now, and then spending another 10+ posts making back and forth comments to try and give them legitimacy, whilst his online tranny fuckbuddy also does the same.

i triggered my normie friend by accusing his ultra liberal gf of being racist for banter. apparently ive upset her because he called me a fuckin cunt today and isnt responding to me. im known to upset girls but this was fairly inoffensive. why do people get so cucked in a relationship that they walk on eggshells to avoid upsetting some bipolar whore?

Haha what is up my guys and ladyfriends what is UP?!?!?

>>38845667
Does it make you happy to contribute to the decline of a place that actually means something to some people? You're disgusting.

>>38845675
one gf please, preferably red headed

>>38845682
Oh, yea, there is that. This is why I don't send facepics, or do webcam for months until I know them. Heck, last time I met someone, I literally didn't know what they looked like. I just don't care about physical appearances I guess.

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>>38845684
>unironically believes this

howling

>>38845675
I want you to get hit by a truck on the way there

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>>38845710
will Tilde in his waifu wig be good enough? best I can do lad

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>>38843876
Alright lads, let's see if we can fill it in.

>>38845675
yes, i want a calm mind please.

>>38845674
Fucking this, why has everyone already forgotten what they did?

>>38845674
>Why have we let Ebin and Tilde back in

We haven't, they never weren't in.
You can start up /britwhinge/ anytime you like fucko, you'll be missed like a bout of dysentery.

Fuck along off.

>>38845712
Literally proves nothing.

Just like the "wall pic" you posted.

>>38845675
Aye get me a pack of magnums Ebin, I'll be needing them for later ;)

>>38845729
same haha

>>38845738
o-ok

>>38845734
that other waifuposter is on steam with 50+ friends, i'm not that dedicated to my craft

>>38845675
To walk into traffic

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>>38845728
Let's go lads shouldn't take us too long.

>>38845730
They haven't. You know all those posts defending them? It's literally them.

you know those "new waifus" who came out of fucking nowhere who also support them? Also them.

>>38845738
Stop lad, you'll be setting off his cuck fantasies into overdrive.

>>38845730
Because there's no actual way to make them leave for good, they're brain damaged. After it happened they would get like 5 replies to every post they made telling them to fuck off and die and they kept on coming back. Just ignore them

>>38845732
Can't say I want to. It will be full of Ebin complaining about normies while avoiding he is more normie than others in the thread.

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>>38845666
Thanks lad haha
and literally, it feels so much comfier and I might try do some more gamedev to just sort of get that productivity in today and then go play vidya instead of soley vidya.
Goodluck though anon :)

Got too much music so I'll post a fun one and a chill one What genre is the one you posted? seems v. cool
Fun one:
https://youtu.be/jBJ_jGZNyps
Chill one:
https://youtu.be/rlVx2Byjjh8

>>38845696

It's great. The only downside to it is the baaaawwing cunts that just wont accept that their view does not hold sway.

Nobody is stopping you starting your own thread lad. But everyone i welcome here, everyone will be engaged and you will not change that.

It's just something that you have to come to terms with.

>>38845742
>I'm not that dedicated to my craft

This is literally the 3rd time you've tried to use this defence now

Last times it was "I'm not clever enough to do that" and "I'm not normie enough to do that"

Anyone with half a brain knows these new waifus are you, so take your boyfriend and fuck off, normie cunt

>>38845749
>all those posts defending them? It's literally them.

you sound as bad as ebin with his waifu conspiracy

i like both tilde and ebin and i look forward to seeing their posts.

>>38845760
tfw forgot to take off the meme trip
now everyone knows I'm a memelord haha
not that it got any You's :(

Really need a janny to crack down on this thread tbqh.

>>38845759

Hey what can I say, if it wasn't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all.

@38845781

Does this mouldy fucker think anyone here is stupid enough to fall for this blatant non-trip posting?

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>>38845783
This. /britfeel/ is irredeemable now.

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>>38845748
Which one will be the last do you think?

>>38845794

There is a whole world that you can fuck off out of it to visit.

Please don't wait too long to do so.

>>38845792
to me you look pretty stupid because im not ebin

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>>38845802
here you go friend
haha

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>>38845811
I wish I could, lad. I've been using it for three years now and I just come here out of habit.

>>38845820
Fuck off you normie twat, and take your boyfriend with you

>>38845802
Isle of Wight maybe, unless britbong browses britfeel. I feel like the southwest won't be filled as quick as the east. We should have had a full UK map not just inglin.

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>>38845827
oooh arrr my lovelies

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>don't make a post
>that guy is still foaming at the mouth responding to "me"

I consider these psuedo-(you)'s

>>38845835

Best get on with it the way it is then lad.

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>>38845827
>People unironically call London "home"

Saddens me really.

>>38845811
Why should people who don't like that a couple of people have shit up a thread leave?

Well Ebin?

>>38845850
>pretending to be someone else

Oh wow, this has never happened before. Your boyfriend has never done that neither, has he!

>>38845850
>say's he'll go to Tesco
>hasn't left for 10 minutes
C-comeback August

>>38845853
We don't like you so the same logic applies retard

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>>38845852
Born and raised here lad
Whenever I've moved away it's felt really uncomfy :(
I might be moving away again soon so I'm not looking forward to the potential notion of homesickness but we will have to see

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>>38845863
changing my underwear, very smelly. I didn't wash this week

please fill in cumbria for me

>>38845850

I envisage the spittle flecked monitor and wish I'd bought shares in all purpose autantrum wipes.

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>>38845846
Joining in cause it needs doing.

>>38845839
still not ebin ;). funny how much someone who you consider a mouldy fucker can get to you this much. how much of a mong can you to hold attachments like this towards someone you consider below you

xoxo

>>38845841
Guy that started the map thing here.

I was going to find the full UK, but I can't find one that paint will fill out fully. I'll just leave Scotland, North Ireland, and Wales to the people that live there.

>>38845760
>disclosure
Wew nice meme taste haha sorry
That genre was post-rock, it's good late night music when you're feeling lonely and shit. I'd recommend Bark Psychosis for late night feels

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ah yes more rain
eugh

>>38845869
>>38845874
Rofl, they did it again.

Funny how they only do this when someone actively calls them out on their shit.

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>>38845875
Done for you.

>tfw you realise that cumback august is just being jizzing over the other side of his black t-shirt

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>>38845877
Without whales it took me longer than I would admit to find where I live.

>>38845884
Where in Manchester

>tfw starting to like ebin and tilde more

just say tildes a girl for guaranteed (you)s

>>38845879
Funny how someone who isn't Ebin is going to so much effort to defend Ebin

What's it like knowing your online crush is kissing, cuddling, and having fun and romantic meetings with a boy who loves him?

Must really suck, haha

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>take a break from /britfeel/
>come back
>Dreamboy is STILL posting

>>38845894
Massive keks lad.

Right so I just did a poo at work and thought of some top meme material. I need someone who's handy with MS Paint to do this for me:

The Virgin Poo at Work:
>only shits at work when he absolutely has to
>goes for a shit in the morning before work so he doesn't have to do it at work
>goes at break so he doesn't use up company time
>keeps his shirt on in case he has to cover up, has his pants to his ankles
>waits until no-one is in the bathroom before he empties his bowels, so no-one hears the plop sound
>has bad toilet posture, frequently gets constipated
>tries to be as quick as possible so no-one notices he's been gone
>sprays a lot of air freshener so no-one can smell his shit
>sprays it at the same time as flushing the toilet so no-one realises he's done a shit

The Chad Shit on Shift:
>shits at work because he wants to
>deliberately waits until he's at work to do a shit
>goes for a shit only during the busiest periods
>takes his shirt off, keeps his pants completely on
>does a poo right in the middle of the office when everyone is around
>has perfect posture and has no problems with passing stools
>takes all day so that everyone knows he's doing a shit
>doesn't spray any air freshener, wants everyone to smell his shit
>has never flushed a toilet in his entire life

>>38845901
east manchester
though that forecast is for manchester as a whole

>>38845711
I think the only reason I wouldn't want my face here in the first place is it'd probably become a shitty meme like that guy with curly dark hair in the CoD shirt.

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>>38845897
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>>38845853

Because as stand you're just being masochistic.

Get your head around this autismo nobody is leaving, nobody is changing how they post and nobody is changing who they speak to because of what you say.

Your can deal with that and get on with /britfeel/ing, you can go somewhere else or you can continue spamming the thread until the staff get bored. It's up to you which you go for, but the one thing that you have to accept is that you have no control here. Everyone is every bit as welcome as you are.

So settle petal. You're starting no revolution here.

>>38845907
>think im a prison gay faggot

no, i just find it interesting how riled up he can make mongs like you. sounds like you're jealous of ebins stardom.

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>>38845883
Don't step on my meme tastes reeeee
I listen to lots of genres so it's just whoever makes the good sounds desu
Was going to try and learn guitar to make my own comfy sounds but the guy reneged on his offer for the guitar so that was anti-comfy :(
Sounds comfy though, I guess I'll look into it :)
>>38845888
Not sure what I did lad but i'll give you a (You) for giving me a (You)

>>38845907
>boy

funny way to spell "fat man" haha

>>38845942
Oh boy, the jealousy is RIFE, lmao

I wish they'd post more romantic meeting greentexts. The meltdown would be fantastic.

>>38845942

Fat man & little boy hmm....

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i love how angry i can make people even though they consider me inferior

im never leaving britfeel. i will never have this much fun else where.

>>38845930
Yeah just posted to close so didn't see it. Cheers

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>>38845930
South West represent