Should I talk to my son, /r9k/?

No, he's probably lurking this place enough without your help.

>>38842980
I was trying to prevent him from becoming this.

>>38842970
Why do you ask this question?

Talk to him about the birds and the bees

No one ever gave me that talk

But then again I was jacking off to hentai at 10 so maybe I already got it

>>38843099
I left sometime ago to better myself and I have failed, but I am reluctant to return.

>>38843115
I think he knows about that already.

>>38843163
how old is he? what is wrong with you then?

>>38843176
I don't know what's wrong with me, I just know something isn't right. I should be better than I am.

>>38843238
does he stay inside all day?

>>38843299
I got him to go outside sometime before I left, he made some new buddies, but he's fat and zitty. I told him to was his face everyday and eat less junk but I think he just forgets about that.

>>38843355
play soccer with him
i was a fat fuck when i was a kid and now i'm /fit/ just because my father reccomended sport to me

>>38843650
I'm not really a sports guy, and I'm not in his area, he lives a state away from me. And working out doesn't mean anything if you eat pig slop all day.

>>38843672
Football OP, somehow get him to play Football. The nice thing about fatties in football is.

>good size for linemen
>has plenty of pent up aggression to take out

>>38844372
I'll give it a try I guess, thanks.