How do you have your tea robots? Black tea with milk and half

Tea is for plebs. Iced tea is good, so is hot tea, but still, it's a general pleb choice.

Drink coffee instead, with lots of cream and sugar.

>>38842311
>Black tea with milk
No.
>>38842343
Coffee is for pretentious hipsters and wageslaves who get no sleep

Just like my coffee: plain.

>>38842311
My aunt used to make some really bitter tasting tea that prevented me from wanting it for a decade.

I have to go grocery shopping later today, I may pick some up to give it a chance. Any suggestions what to buy?

tea tastes gross to me
I like coffee though, used to have a hot french vanilla or frap/cap in a bottle but then I discovered sweetened black coffee, cold or warm is goat.

>>38842405
Something sweet like a peppermint tea

>>38842405
Earl Grey is some pretty patrician tea

>>38842379

>wageslaves

You mean people who work for a living? Shut up you lazy loser. Coffee is the world's most consumed beverage, you just got BTFO.

>>38842311
Tea actually what keeps me alive, so such unorthodoxy is absolutely haram >>38842343

Tea, when you concentrate it to useful Chi'fir levels gets quite a bit bitter. I fight this by adding orange infused water. and sugar. hell, just plane orange juice works. But that's only for desperate times.

Mostly just green tea, because it kills me much slower than Chi'fir

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>>38842789
Someone sounds butthurt. Anyway, when I say wageslave I don't mean anybody who works, I mean chumps stuck in dead end, soul crushing jobs like fast food or retail. I'm actually self employed so I'd hardly call myself lazy I'm just not a cuck.

If you like your job you are not a wageslave. However, if you need to drink coffee just to stay conscious you are probably a wageslave, sorry buddy.

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>>38842788
>Tea earl grey hot

Where did my will to live go?

I like green tea in the morning, Sencha usually.

>>38842822

You're a LAZY LOSER. Any type of work is superior to being a NEET, especially being a "self employed" NEETcuck coffee hating weirdo like you.

Most people in the world like coffee for it's taste and positive effects. You're such a weirdo and a loser it's amazing right now tbqh.

>>38842836
This man ruined his entire reputation for some cash. Hope he thinks it was worth it

Camomile with honey, milk, and vanilla. Its awesome

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>>38842822
>>38842860
haa haa

Goddamnit

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>>38842867
It's not about the man, It's about the characters he played.

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1 tsp sugar, tiniest possible amount of milk, chug it down then make another right after.

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>>38842860
Aww, look at that, he's so butthurt about being a McSlave that he isn't even coherent any more. How can I be a NEET if I am self employed you moron? I'd rather be a NEET than a slave like you any day though.

>Most people in the world like coffee for it's taste and positive effects.
Yeah, those positive effects like artificially speeding up your heartrate and fucking with your circadian rhyth, so healthy.

>sugar
>fucking milk
kys

>>38842948
>>38842860
watching with interest

>>38842962
I've never tried tea with sugar or milk. Sounds comfy, if not hardcore

hello?

I drink my tea black.

>>38842311
>He puts milk in his tea.
What a little bitch.

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>>38842948

How cute, the lazy loser NEETcuck thinks being a leech waste of space waste of resources all day everyday means he is "self employed" kekekekekeke.

You are a shame and embarrassment to the rest of humanity and you actually slander coffee to top it all off. Get your shit together loser. Get a fucking job, contribute to society and start drinking coffee like a normal person. Don't be a tea drinking jobless loser.

Also, you're the worst cuck of all since you cuck yourselves by being a NEETcuck. And coffee doesn't do that to your heart studies come out every day proving how good it is for you faggot.

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>>38843180
I don't even have to use a witty retort. I am not a NEET. You're entire insult doesn't even apply to me. You rank pretty high on the raging autist spectrum though.

Honestly your post just reeks of projection, clearly you are not happy with your life or your shitty job.

>>38843231

>I am not a NEET

t. autistic loser waste of space NEETcuck scrambling to find a comeback

Yeah, you're a NEETcuck. What a waste of space you are. Tell me who your parents are, I need to send them this thread so I can show them what their son has become. They'll also think you're a loser for not drinking coffee too, you fucking leech faggot.

>>38842311
Just plain heart of London

English breakfast tea brewed extra long so its stong, 5 sugars and milky

>>38842982
Most European teas lend themselves to milk and sugar, but most foreign teas are meant to be taken pure. (green tea, white tea, black, oolong)

Depends on what you have.

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Just a friendly reminder that putting sugar in tea is for people who don't actually like tea.

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Just upgraded my tea shelf, what do you all think?

i like black tea (breakfast tea or earl grey) with some milk and a little honey

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How autistic would it be for me to buy this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2-tKUdzNk

>>38842311
Strong, milky, 2 sugars.
I'm English so I know a good tea.

>>38846640
Whoever bought this has too much money to throw around. To the gulag,

>>38846983
You obviously don't because sugar doesn't belong in tea u less you don't like tea.

>>38846952
I hate that ginger faggot and stupid glasses but that is legit a smart product. Would be nice to not have to fuck about with tinfoil and guesstimating temperatures.

>>38846952

>(((Blumenthal)))