>tfw so lonely I've started talking to my onahole

>>38839760
do you imagine it talking back and are the conversations fun

>>38839760
>tfw i talk to myself in the third/fourth person and create scenarios while i do it but i whisper in case someones listening.

>>38839760
What do you say to it, OP?

>>38839779
Yeah it says "gurkle, gurkle, gurkle, gerkle", have not figured out what it means yet.

>>38839779
It's usually one-sided.

>>38839796
"I'm sticking it in."
"Do you like it?"
"Am I hurting you?"
"I'm almost done."
"I love you."

>>38839827
This is worse than when I would cry quietly to my teddy as a kid.

>>38839827
>"I'm sticking it in."
>"Do you like it?"
>"Am I hurting you?"
>"I'm almost done."
>"I love you."

Is this a joke? Please be honest

>>38839827
>tfw a guy will never say this to you
reee ;~;

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>>38839827
>usually one-sided
>"I'm almost done"

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>>38839923
>mfw
originolio

>>38839905
No, but I don't talk to it every single time I use it. It's usually just if I had a really bad day.

>>38839827
>It's usually one-sided
so it spoke back before? what did it say?

>>38840063
>"oH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN PLEASE"

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is op still here? we need to know more